Til Death: Reanimated - HELICOPTER 5 - A HEARTWARMING REUNION, FT. A PARASITE PROPHET!

@Tupperbox @DreamilyDrifting @Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

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so.

11:01 PM

how's it going

// dismus: what's the deal with airplane food

no time for jokes. You eat the same soldier arm from hours ago

Oh cool an alien.

11:03 PM

That's uh. That the type of thing that usually happens around here?

I'm a slug.

11:04 PM

you fling the arm around. Some blood lands on Tyler

11:04 PM

and you two seem like preppy rich people

Hey, who you callin' preppy?

11:05 PM

Tyler wipes the blood off. He makes sure it doesn't stain.

I'm not preppy. I'm classy. There's a difference!

11:09 PM

But yes, I am rich.

on my planet you didn't need to be rich

Okay cool who asked.

Oh, some kind of communist shit?

Tyler is looking around, seemingly checking his pockets.

11:14 PM

Dearie me, it seems I can't find all the fucks I give.

no, just money had no real value when world peace existed

Oh, right!

11:15 PM

Tyler slaps his forehead in realization.

11:15 PM

I don't give any!

no, just money had no real value when world peace existed

@Dismus Utropp (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump Sounds awful.

((oops

a chain forms around Tyler and he gets pulled closer to Dismus

11:16 PM

I can throw you out of this helicopter into the depths below if I wanted to.

Sure you could.

WHOA. WATCH IT, SNAIL.

Dismus's radio comes to life.

11:16 PM

you are to do no such thing, dismus.

you release the chain

Listen to your manager, kid.

Don't make me cut you.

I'm 3000 years old

Tyler yawns, leaning back with his arms behind his head.

11:17 PM

Uh huh. And my dad is poor.

ok

Snrk

Anyway, Katie!

11:28 PM

What the hell's been going on out there?

Think of hell, but worse.

Tyler gasps sarcastically.

11:28 PM

My god. No tanning beds.

I KNOW, right???

Drip drip.

// STFU

//

why do you humans use tanning beds

Gives my skin a nice glow. I hate looking super pale and pasty.

Yeah, you're so damn white.

It's a curse!

that is the most embarrassing thing

11:32 PM

I've heard

Personally? I could never be white.

11:32 PM

Not in a million years.

11:32 PM

I've got some white heritage on my mom's mom's dad's side and that is MORE than enough for me.

that is the most embarrassing thing

@Dismus Utropp (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump Well, just look at yourself. No tanning bed, and you look all disgusting and slimy.

11:33 PM

Oh wait, that's because you're a snail. Sorry! (edited)

yes I'm slimy. And a zombie

11:33 PM

you insult slugs when you clinged onto one when having a breakdown

11:34 PM

you even called that slug a good person

Breakdown? What breakdown.

...

11:34 PM

whatever

Damn, it makes sense you're a snail.

11:34 PM

Kinda slow to catch onto things, huh?

11:35 PM

Anyway.

LOL.

Spill the tea about what happened in the meteor.

// actively having to keep myself from vomiting saying "spill the tea"

((Isaac jumpscare

I will die if it means I can snap your neck

Tyler R.M. Barua

Spill the tea about what happened in the meteor.

1

GOD

I will die if it means I can snap your neck

@Dismus Utropp (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump

Katie is too busy spilling the tea to listen to threats!

cracker

11:37 PM

you go to continue eating

Sheesh. What's with this guy, huh?

you screech

Spill the tea about what happened in the meteor.

@Tyler R.M. Barua (@demeter!!) - jump

Katie gives a wildly watered down and mostly innacurate rundown of events. Many events exaggerated, twisted around, or altered to make her look better.

EW WHAT AM I EATING!!

11:38 PM

you Chuck the arm out of the helicopter

CHUCK??

your eyes are closed now

11:38 PM

uh. Uhm. Where am I?

????

where am I?? Anybody there??

Uh, are you insane??

hello! Who are you where am I?

11:39 PM

I'm Dismus, and I'm blind, where am I?

Yeah maybe we don't interact with him.

p-please? Where am I?

11:40 PM

you stand up to touch around

I kinda feel bad for him though... Seems genuine...?

11:40 PM

Okay hold your horses weirdo.

you walk around the helicopter, untillll

You're gonna fall off the-

you fall out of the helicopter

Great.

Holy SHIT!!!

11:42 PM

Jesus. Is this a daily occurence?

occurrence

Katie Thompson

Spill the tea about what happened in the meteor.

@Tyler R.M. Barua (@demeter!!) - jump

Katie gives a wildly watered down and mostly innacurate rundown of events. Many events exaggerated, twisted around, or altered to make her look better.

(( for reference, Katie told him a bunch of stuff

Basically. You heard all the shit I told you.

11:42 PM

It's a fucking SHITSHOW in that rock.

Free cruise, though, huh?

Yeah. Not that I need the charity.

you float inside after falling

11:43 PM

damn idiot can't let me sleep for more than a minute

...

what are you looking at bitch

Call her a bitch one more time and I'm pushing your ass back out the helicopter.

Okay, last warning. I will cut you, you slimy fuck.

I'll float right back in

// Tyler starts talking to all the other meteor people parroting some bullshit stories Katie told him

Not if I close the door. Bitch.

you are sitting with a god.

best to listen to him, dismus.

thea.

11:46 PM

I will single handily kill everyone in each helicopter if these two do not shut up

It's still the walkie talkie btw she's not there

you will do no such thing.

((he's talking into it

I work for you. But I am morally gray.

you pledged allegiance, dismus.

11:46 PM

you do not work for me.

11:46 PM

you serve me.

11:47 PM

lay a hand on them, and my plans fall apart.

11:47 PM

i understand that the bourgeois are annoying, but surely you can find some headphones to block their noise out.

You lean over to Tyler.

(What a fucking mental case.)

there are some noise-canceling ones for the helicopter's noise, though i've already soundproofed the helicopter.

(Fuckin' wacko. Probably related to that Ufallo guy, though, right?)

11:48 PM

(Ufallo seems like a fuckin' kernel of kindness in there. Seems like he actually sees you for what you are instead of those other fuckers who keep treating you shit.)

11:49 PM

(Did that orphan eyepatch dude really call you a slut?)

(I wouldn't say related. Just the same species.) (YEAH, right? He's like a little nugget of gold in a giant steaming pile of shit.) (Yeah, basically. Even pulled a GUN on me! Did I tell you that part?)

(Yeah, but it'd be weird if there were slugs here on Earth and they weren't related SOMEHOW.) (Hope he's not after you for something. Probably isn't, but if all the other slugs are assholes like him, I don't know... Shouldn't fearmonger, sorry.) (Christ! Man, I'm gonna knock his shit in when I see him.)

// tyler and katie having three separate conversations at the same time

//sorry i was gone a homeless woman on drugs threatened me from afar when I left the gas station so I kind of hid in the gas station (edited)

demeter!!

// tyler and katie having three separate conversations at the same time

// they're cool like that

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

//sorry i was gone a homeless woman on drugs threatened me from afar when I left the gas station so I kind of hid in the gas station (edited)

// Ah

demeter!!

// tyler and katie having three separate conversations at the same time

// Their ability, known as GOSSIPGAB

// dude its so fucking funny that tyler is just a spoiled rich kid in this

11:57 PM

// dream if you listen to me about harvest ecliptic/my headworlds in general you would love them so much ooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo

(Yeah, but it'd be weird if there were slugs here on Earth and they weren't related SOMEHOW.) (Hope he's not after you for something. Probably isn't, but if all the other slugs are assholes like him, I don't know... Shouldn't fearmonger, sorry.) (Christ! Man, I'm gonna knock his shit in when I see him.)

@Tyler R.M. Barua (@demeter!!) - jump (Yeah, I guess so.) (I don't think so. He seems innocent. I had the same doubts you did - I guess some people are just... Genuine.) (Hell yeah.)

you watch the two with your eyes. You want to eat them

V

Huh

Vo

..

Noah if you say vore you are getting NO SLOPPY tonight

(Yeah, I guess so.) (I don't think so. He seems innocent. I had the same doubts you did - I guess some people are just... Genuine.) (Hell yeah.)

@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump (Not by blood but like. They probably know each other.) (Yeah, sorry.) (What's he look like? Besides the eyepatch. Since two people have eyepatches--no, three, right?)

(I think I remember something about them playing a game or something? I dunno.) (GOSSIPLINE ENDED) (Uh, brown hair, darker skinned. Wears a big jacket.)

// Flint gets confused for Slav evil

(Wait, wasn't Flint also playing a game?) (Cool, I'll kick his ass. GOSSIPLINE ENDED)

// tyler trips on the sophia plotline and starts the most convoluted series of events ever

(Oh yeah. I think it's called sburp. I think it gives people powers or something? That's probably why the snail guy can fly. You remember what I told you about the weird creepy possibly prank thing right? It called me a "spark of rage". I wonder if I'll get powers or something. But again, might've just been a dumb prank.)

(Yeah, the weird voice! Probably not a prank, considering all the weird shit. Spark of Rage... Sounds metal as hell.)

(Hell yeah. Fitting for a bad bitch like me.)

(Damn right. Up top.)

12:13 AM

Tyler high-fives Katie.

HIGH FIVE.

you are still staring at them

12:14 AM

you want that human arm back

his ass does not know

So, I got something for you 'cause I saw you left it.

1:53 PM

Tyler hands Katie her Special Knife™️.

OH MY GOD THANK YOU

7:51 PM

I KNEW I fucking forgot something...

7:51 PM

you stare at them, and drool

Yeah, you dropped it near the consort village. Nearly had to kill a soldier to get your Ferrari back.

7:52 PM

Speaking of your Ferrari...

7:52 PM

Tyler pats his wallet.

// LMFAO

Tyler. I could kiss you. Not really because ew but... AAAAAAA!!! THANK YOU!!!

Ew, why would I kiss you?

LOL

No offense, but uhh... Yiiiiiikes.....

7:59 PM

Tyler is obviously sarcastic. About the last part.