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big fuckin meteor / forest / SECLUDED FOREST SECTION
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 8:05 PM
@ectoMycologist
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:05 PM
Eventually, you find the tree you're looking for.
8:05 PM
You're one of the few people to mark it. MM. for. meteorman.
8:05 PM
Well, no. you're the only person to mark it.
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Your body begins vibrating. How interesting. You feel a static about the air...
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:06 PM
It's like everyone BUT you has died even ever so slightly marring the tree.
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:06 PM
VVVVWWWWRRRRRRH.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:06 PM
The static envelops your hand. You feel at home-
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:06 PM
VVVVVVVVVWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRWHHH.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:06 PM
huh
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Hmm?
8:07 PM
Whoops. That just slipped out!
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:07 PM
In front of him, a caped figure on a motorcycle skids to a stop with dirt and wooden debris clouding behind them.
8:07 PM
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:07 PM
>
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A new development!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:07 PM
hello??
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You do not conceal yourself. You walk beside Turing.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (10) + 99 Total: 109
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 8:08 PM
DEAD.
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:08 PM
And Flint freezes. He is surrounded by red gears holding him in place, keeping him trapped in a single moment of speaking his word.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:08 PM
I-
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:09 PM
The figure gets off of their motorbike and lets it fall. They approach Flint...
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d100 (78) Total: 78
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...!?
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:10 PM
and DECK him in the face, causing him to fly out of this frozen moment and into one of the thick trees behind him.
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!?!?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:10 PM
The illusion of more blood coming out is created by your EYE, in conjunction with your nose bleeding.
8:11 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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You hope neither notices you. This is quite a pickle!
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:12 PM
And the figure stops in front of him, taking that helmet off from his head and holding it under his arm as he looks at Flint with anger. He is the way the clock ticks impatiently. He is the way you cannot wait for another moment. He is the way everyone everywhere loses their patience to their anger.
8:12 PM
He is
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:12 PM
The Bard of Time.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 8:13 PM
// GOD INCREDIBLE
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:13 PM
What the FUCK is wrong with YOU?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:13 PM
WELL IM FUCKING SORRY, WHATEVER I DID
8:14 PM
YEAH MAYBE I FUCKING CAUSED THE APOCALYPSE UNINTENTIONALLY BUT YOU SEEM TO BE GOOD AND ALIVE! punching fucking strangers what the HELL
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:14 PM
You weren't supposed to DO THIS. You FUCKED IT UP.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (5) Total: 5
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:14 PM
You look APOLLO up and down.
Something's familiar.
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Int3r3sting!
8:14 PM
Oh dear, you keep slipping up!
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:15 PM
He tosses his helmet. He kicks for Flint's face... but instead, nails the Lord straight in the gut with his boot.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:15 PM
And, as with any blow to you in your current state, blood splats out of your mouth.
8:15 PM
COUGH.
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:15 PM
as with any way to what him?
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ectoMycologist 11/19/2022 8:15 PM
SILENCE
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 8:16 PM
003 just standing there like a little idiot
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:16 PM
God dammit you didn't raise yourself to be a bitch. You swing back at APOLLO, decking him square in the face. The static electricity from touching the ALBINO TREE earlier adds extra shock.
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...!
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Apollo Dermot
The Bard of Time.
// literally started giggling laughing
8:17 PM
// IT'S MY BOYYYYYY
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:17 PM
He barely stumbles as he grabs Flint by the fist, and looks into his eyes.
You FUCKED IT UP and you've fucked EVERYONE and EVERYTHING.
Then, with leverage from his boot sticking into the ground, he takes hold of Flint's arm and SLAMS the Lord into the ground.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:18 PM
DOONF.
8:18 PM
..
SPOOKY CROW changed the channel name: TIME AND SPACE BEATDOWN 11/19/2022 8:18 PM
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:18 PM
You disappear into GREEN ELECTRICITY, reappearing behind APOLLO, having him in a tight headlock
IM NOT THE ONE CONTROLLING WHAT SBURB DOES YOU DICKWAD
8:19 PM
You swing your leg around and kick APOLLO in the shin several times.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:19 PM
He takes the hits and barely flinches. Instead...
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (4) + 99 Total: 103
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:20 PM
with his perfected TIME SKILLS, he freezes Flint once more, grabs his arms, and SLAMS his right arm down on his knee.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:20 PM
>
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:21 PM
He sends Flint flying again with another throw.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:21 PM
DOOF.
8:21 PM
you chose the wrong motherfucker at the wrong place.
8:21 PM
You gesture towards the ALBINO TREE.
you know what that is, right
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:22 PM
I do not fucking care.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:22 PM
you're gonna.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:22 PM
Do you think I give a shit about a TREE?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:22 PM
You take out one of your KHOPESH
(im sorry.)
You slam its blade into one of it's "roots."
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An ear-piercing screech is let out by the tree.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:22 PM
Apollo grits his teeth and yells in pain, holding his eardrums from the sound.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:23 PM
You're unaffected
like a dog to a DOG WHISTLE.
You run and kick apollo in the gut.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:23 PM
He takes the hit with barely a stumble.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Counter.: 1d20 (19) Total: 19
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ectoMycologist 11/19/2022 8:23 PM
(:sweating:
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:24 PM
and, he grabs Flint's leg and hoists it down FAST against his knee--an audible SNAP sounding from it.
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The tree's "wound" closed up and the screeching stopped.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:24 PM
Aand that's your cue to scream in pain.
8:25 PM
AUUUGHHH YOU MOTHERFUCKER
8:25 PM
You, while on the ground, sweep APOLLO's knees.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:25 PM
He falls, but he's quick to bring Flint with him--and he once more slams (take a shot) Flint to the ground as he trips.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:26 PM
WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:26 PM
I don't TAKE damage you brainless DICK.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:26 PM
Thea enters.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:26 PM
Sounds of squishing and what sounds like ice cracking in a cup of water come from where the snap was.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:26 PM
DERMOT.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:26 PM
A minor fracture heals itsself.
8:26 PM
and i recover from it you cuck
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:27 PM
With quick recovery, he gets up and kicks Flint away. And he turns towards Thea with a furrowed brow.
COEUS.
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!!!!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:27 PM
You would get up and swing at APOLLO, but you're down for the count for now.
8:27 PM
You just kinda sit there on the ground, exausted.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:27 PM
YOU HAVE THE FUCKING GALL TO SHOW YOUR FACE HERE?
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:27 PM
This is not your fucking fight. You get the FUCK out.
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You have never seen her this... Unprofessional.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:28 PM
You physically recoiled at the sound of THEA's voice.
8:28 PM
You get up, and turn to her.
8:28 PM
i thought i fucking killed you
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Ueeee hee hee! N0, n0!
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:29 PM
You can't kill a demon who uses its name for power instead of weakness.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:29 PM
???
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:30 PM
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:30 PM
snrk
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:30 PM
after what you did? ruining YEARS OF EXPERIMENTATION?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:30 PM
taking pages out of my book now are we
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:30 PM
SHUT THE HELL UP TURINB
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:30 PM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??
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This is... Disturbing.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 8:30 PM
TURINB
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:31 PM
turnip
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ectoMycologist 11/19/2022 8:31 PM
(clint turnip :)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:31 PM
oh come the fuck on. you're a Time player. even a scratched you should know what i'm fucking talking about.
8:31 PM
my mother was so fucking close.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:31 PM
Do you think I pay attention to that shit? (edited)
8:32 PM
I am the clock that refuses to wait. I am the one who seeks the exit road. I am the impatience behind time itself.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (3) Total: 3
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:32 PM
He fails, and tries again. The cog halts briefly.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (15) Total: 15
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:33 PM
what the fuck are you watching
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:33 PM
And it starts. A second Apollo wavers in weakly behind the first.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 5d20 (9, 6, 8, 3, 9) Total: 35
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:33 PM
(wow okay)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:33 PM
oh not this fucking spiel again
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:34 PM
?????????
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:34 PM
You don't get it. You don't get any of it,
says the first.
I am all I am, and what I am is your fucking end.
says the second.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:34 PM
oh, dream on.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:34 PM
I am when your clock strikes midnight. I'm when you're old and dying on your fucking deathbed.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:34 PM
you couldn't kill me if you tried.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:34 PM
I know.
8:35 PM
But I can freeze you forever.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (4) + 99 Total: 103
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:35 PM
you think i'm not already?
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:36 PM
And he holds up his hands, causing cogs and clocks to surround and freeze Thea in place-- as the second Apollo charges forward--his fists blazing with a dark set of fisticuffs on them.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 8:36 PM
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:36 PM
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
ectoMycologist pinned a message to this channel. 11/19/2022 8:36 PM
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (11) Total: 11
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// is thea literally frozen in place (as in unable to even blink) or just held in place
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:37 PM
The second Apollo yells, as he delivers a pretty decent punch towards Thea's face that knocks her out of the timefreeze.
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// ok i see
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demeter!!
// is thea literally frozen in place (as in unable to even blink) or just held in place
SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:37 PM
// frozen in place
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:37 PM
Thea licks her bloody lip.
8:38 PM
weaker than the last time you did that.
8:38 PM
i would've thought you'd get stronger with your ascension.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:38 PM
Leave it to shitty time clones to pull my punches.
says the second, from the first.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:39 PM
Thea cuts off her left pinky finger.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:39 PM
ascension??
8:39 PM
>
8:39 PM
god im gonna vomit
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:39 PM
She throws it toward the two Apollos.
8:39 PM
bang.
8:39 PM
The finger explodes, throwing the two apart.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 2d20 (15, 12) Total: 27
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:39 PM
One survives, and the other is cast away.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:40 PM
>
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:40 PM
heal.
8:40 PM
Thea's finger reforms.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:40 PM
Which one of these two should you hurt???
8:40 PM
>
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Clone.: 1d20 (12) + 99 Total: 111
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> Run the fuck away Turing.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:40 PM
And again.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:40 PM
APOLLO feels too familiar, THEA gives off the same vibe but somehow even more sickening. Like you've seen them both before, in different places.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:41 PM
Go get our shit dad. On it,
one says to the other, as the second Apollo turns towards and runs at Flint.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:41 PM
You begin trying to stumble away. Your shin fucking HURTS, despite it healing as you-
APOLLO??
8:41 PM
YOU'RE APOLLO??
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> Run.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:42 PM
oh my god how long does it take for that idiot to catch on
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:42 PM
THWAK! With that distraction, the second Apollo sends Flint flying through the woods and back to the #outside with a kick straight to the chin.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 8:43 PM
Sticker
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:43 PM
it only makes sense you'd be related to such an idiot, dermot.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:44 PM
I know. And you're the one who should've raised him better.
8:44 PM
So whose fault is it, really?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:44 PM
i met him two days ago.
8:44 PM
idiot.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:55 PM
come on. what are you fucking waiting for me.
8:55 PM
hit me.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:56 PM
I'm waiting for you to move first.
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If I may int3rj3ct, this is incr3dibly innapr0priat3! Y0u will n0t 3ngag3 in strife with C03us!
8:57 PM
...
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:57 PM
Shut up.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (14) + 99 Total: 113
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...!
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:57 PM
Frozen. Trapped in a moment in time.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:58 PM
If you're too much of a fucking wimp to move first, I will.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (6) Total: 6
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:58 PM
(sigh)
8:58 PM
(wait its a time thing what am i doing /gen)
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:58 PM
He flash-steps--and blurs towards Thea, leaving a trail of red in his wake.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (2) Total: 2
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 8:59 PM
He kicks Thea square in the back of the leg, causing a stun more than any damage.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:00 PM
that's it?
9:00 PM
i expected something with a little more... oomph.
9:00 PM
oh well.
9:00 PM
Thea fires a gun at Apollo.
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(Uee hee hee! Y3s! C03us will pr3vail!)
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 9:01 PM
You're fucking kidding right.
9:01 PM
He just freezes the bullet mid-air, trapping it in time to use it to counter in the future.
9:02 PM
Why did you think that would work?
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// @aloe bama
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@aloe bama 🎲 SLICE: 1d20 (2) Total: 2
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 9:03 PM
He catches that blade, and holds it with a bleeding palm.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 9:03 PM
// dink!
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:03 PM
ugh.
9:03 PM
i have to do everything myself.
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my luck is ass today wtf
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@demeter!! 🎲 Bang.: 1d20 (9) Total: 9
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:04 PM
Thea tosses another finger at Apollo.
9:04 PM
bang.
9:04 PM
She does it too early. It doesn't affect him too bad.
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@aloe bama 🎲 try again!: 1d20 (14) Total: 14
9:05 PM
@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (19) Total: 19
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 9:05 PM
He steps back from the exploding finger and narrowly dodges the sword.
9:06 PM
Apollo equips the TURBOKID'S ROCKET FIST FOR DUMMY DUMMY LITTLE ASTRO-TIME-BOYS! The gauntlet is a red fist covered in spikes and turning cogs, attached to a large rocket connected to a detachable piece worn at the wrist. He aims for Thea, and...
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (5) Total: 5
9:06 PM
@demeter!! 🎲 sidestep it: 1d20 (9) Total: 9
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 9:06 PM
You retreat up a tree, and prepare for another attack.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 9:07 PM
It somehow misses, but somehow doesn't! Thea feels the attack in two states of time at once and feels a headache from this brief Schrodingers paradox!
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@aloe bama 🎲 DOWN SPECIAL: 1d20 (2) Total: 2
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COME ON
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avrae hates you all
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can we just ignore it please
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// crow can aloe have a reroll
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 9:08 PM
yeah go ahead 🤭)
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@aloe bama 🎲 DOWN SPECIAL: 1d20 (7) Total: 7
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:08 PM
UGH!
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it's because i made a smash reference isn't it you fuck
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:09 PM
Thea feels herself ripped apart and then stitched back together.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 9:09 PM
The fist returns to Apollo, and he shoots again.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (14) Total: 14
9:09 PM
@aloe bama 🎲 PARRY: 1d20 (3) Total: 3
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FUCK
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 9:10 PM
It looks like it's going to go straight and blow off Thea's head, but Maud's sword knocks it off course, and makes it just take off her arm!
(edited)
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@aloe bama 🎲 CHARGE: 1d20 (15) Total: 15
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:10 PM
Thea snarls.
9:11 PM
heal.
9:11 PM
Her arms joins back up with her body.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 9:11 PM
Apollo yells in pain from Maud's sword striking into his side!! He grabs Maud and...
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (16) Total: 16
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 9:12 PM
kicks him off!
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@demeter!! 🎲 Bang.: 1d20 (10) Total: 10
9:13 PM
@aloe bama 🎲 REBOUND: 1d20 (2) Total: 2
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:13 PM
Finger. Cut. Throw.
9:13 PM
bang.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 9:13 PM
Apollo shields it with his cape. It doesn't do much but it minimizes the blowback. He shoots his fist again.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (18) Total: 18
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// unfreeze 003 🥺
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 9:14 PM
The flow of time begins to slowly crawl to a move again... and the TIMEFREEZE wears off on 003.
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@aloe bama 🎲 PARRY: 1d20 (14) Total: 14
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 9:15 PM
Because of the parry, the shot ROCKET FIST redirects and knocks off Thea's foot instead!
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GAH!
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@aloe bama 🎲 CHARGE: 1d20 (14) Total: 14
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0h, this is QUIT3 3n0ugh!
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Plant Communion: 1d20 (11) + 5 Total: 16
9:18 PM
@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Block the charge.: 1d20 (3) Total: 3
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 9:18 PM
Apollo once more yells as he's gutted in the side. Fucking ow.
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The trees surrounding Apollo begin to twist and bend, flying at him.
9:19 PM
They begin wrapping around his body!
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 9:19 PM
Apollo struggles as he's pulled and locked in place by the trees around him, making him stuck and unable to move!
Oh you FUCK.
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Y0u ar3 quit3 a NUISANC3.
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@aloe bama 🎲 SLASH: 1d20 (4) Total: 4
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 9:20 PM
// dink!
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// permission to kill this apollo?
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 9:22 PM
// go for it 🤭
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:22 PM
Thea hovers the stub at the end of her leg over Apollo's face.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 9:23 PM
You wouldn't fucking dare.
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Uuuuuueeeee hee hee hee HEE.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 9:23 PM
"ohhhhh shit..."
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Y0u miscalculat3d!
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:23 PM
heal.
9:23 PM
Thea's boot regrows into Apollo's head.
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Apollo Dermot BOT 11/19/2022 9:24 PM
And his head bursts.
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// im watching the boys RIGHT NOW
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 9:25 PM
// THE BOYS??? YOU?????
9:25 PM
// Like with homelander?????
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// yeah?
9:25 PM
// yeah
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 9:25 PM
// homelander is such a good superhero!
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 9:25 PM
"hah.... hah... holy shit..."
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// it's good!!
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 9:25 PM
// YEAH
9:25 PM
// LIVEBLOG TO ME
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Apollo Dermot
And his head bursts.
ectoMycologist 11/19/2022 9:26 PM
(AYII AYII AH GOT THIS FEELING YEAH YOU KNOW
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Impr3ssiv3, C03us! As is usual f0r y0u!
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 9:27 PM
"did I... do...good..."
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:27 PM
thank you, three.
9:27 PM
yes, maud.
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You've seen her kill before. It is always a spectacle. You nearly jumped for joy every time a scientist stepped too far out of line, as it meant punishment would soon follow.
9:27 PM
My pl3asur3.
9:28 PM
You relieve the trees of their duty, allowing them to contort back into their original shapes. If you constrict them for too long, they may be hurt!
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 9:28 PM
"yeah all of you were badass great job"
9:32 PM
"also what do we do with the body"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:34 PM
help me cook it.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 9:35 PM
"what"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:35 PM
help me cook it.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 9:35 PM
He shrugs. "ok then. Should I start a fire or something?"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:35 PM
yes.
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The blade is hot enough to start a fire with enough dry kindling.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 9:37 PM
"hmmmmmm"
9:37 PM
He grabs a piece of dry wood, and press the blade to it. It burns.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:41 PM
Thea starts cooking what remains of Apollo's body.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 9:41 PM
"mmmmm flesh...."
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:42 PM
he has fucking electricity powers?
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ectoMycologist 11/19/2022 9:42 PM
(FUCKING (KNEW YOUD DO SOMETHING WITH THAT COMMENT
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 9:43 PM
so that's what the sudden change of location was... i thought it was just apollo schrodinger-ing him.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 9:45 PM
"hm?"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 10:09 PM
ugh. what were they expecting? baby blues?
10:09 PM
Thea eats Apollo's heart.
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It tastes gross.
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// erm she cooked it...
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It still tastes gross.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 10:26 PM
“woah… snow…”
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 10:27 PM
OE: S
10:27 PM
Sl
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Die
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 10:28 PM
anybody else want some?
10:28 PM
Thea offers some of Apollo's cooked flesh.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 10:29 PM
“sure, I’ll try some”
10:30 PM
You put a piece of flesh in your mouth. How does it taste?
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Pretty good. Not great, but not bad either.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 10:31 PM
“woah holy shit, human flesh tastes good??”
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It tastes like pork.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 10:54 PM
... they want a christmas vacation?
10:54 PM
to fucking where
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 10:55 PM
“I dunno Massachusetts is nice this time of year”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 10:56 PM
Thea looks at Maud with an eyebrow raised.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 10:56 PM
“what?”
10:56 PM
“I’m obviously not lettin them leave or anythin”
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...What is 'Christmas'?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 10:57 PM
remember when we told you about christians?
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Ah, that lesson. You had so many comments and questions about the inconsistency of the ideaology that the class was extended by three hours.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:47 PM
christmas is a christian holiday stolen from the pagans.
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Why must th3y st3al and d3str0y s0 many things?
11:48 PM
S0 wast3ful.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 11:49 PM
“yeahh, but Christmas is cool though”
11:49 PM
“there’s trees and presents and food and shit… or so I’ve seen..”
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At the very least, it doesn't hurt any plant lif-
11:50 PM
...
11:50 PM
Tr33s?
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 11:53 PM
“yeah! It’s called a Christmas Tree, typically a pine tree, which you put in your house to decorate with whatever you’d like”
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...That's disgusting.
11:54 PM
You look at Maud with contempt.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 11:54 PM
“oh come on, it’s fun… I think”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:55 PM
most christmas trees are fake, actually.
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0h, thank g00dn3ss!
11:55 PM
Pr3ci0us tr33s... N0t t0 b3 harm3d!
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 11:55 PM
“hey you’re not harming them, not really”
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You become flustered.
If it inv0lv3s r3m0ving th3m fr0m th3ir rightful re3sting plac3s th3n y3s, it is harmful !
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 11:58 PM
“we are literally in a forest we don’t have to move any of the trees, but it’d be cool to decorate them or something”
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A branch extends from a nearby tree, whipping Maud in the face.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 12:00 AM
three.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:00 AM
“OW”
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A-ap0l0gi3s, miss C03us...
12:01 AM
I...
12:01 AM
You silence yourself.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:01 AM
“jeez fine we don’t have to decorate trees or anything whatever”
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You are very embarrassed, covering your face and anxiously rubbing your head.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:16 AM
He looks grumpy.
12:19 AM
“I’m gonna go keep watch.” He climbs up a tree, and starts looking out towards the meteor from the treetop, with his binoculars.
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@OmnipresentMicroorganism
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:22 AM
He could notice some sort of spiked ball rolling around the forest.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:24 AM
“what the fuck is that”
12:25 AM
you tell down from the treetop. “HEY GUYS, THERES A BIG BLUE BALL RACING AROUND THE FOREST, I DONT KNOW WHAT IT WANTS”
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Maud Vicarion
you tell down from the treetop. “HEY GUYS, THERES A BIG BLUE BALL RACING AROUND THE FOREST, I DONT KNOW WHAT IT WANTS”
  • yell down
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 12:25 AM
//The ball's actually purple at this point lmao
12:25 AM
//And also on fire
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DreamilyDrifting 11/20/2022 12:25 AM
// BLUE STREAK
12:25 AM
// SPEEDS BY
12:25 AM
// SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
12:25 AM
// TOO FAST
12:25 AM
// FOR THE NAKED EYE
12:26 AM
// SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
12:26 AM
// SONIC // HE CAN REALLY MOVE
12:26 AM
// SONIC // HE'S GOT AN ATTIIITUUUDE
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 12:26 AM
//It's literally been alchemized with a metal sonic figure so he absolutely is a purple streak tho
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 12:26 AM
kill it if it comes over
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DreamilyDrifting 11/20/2022 12:26 AM
// SONIC // HE'S THE FASTEST THING ALIVE
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:26 AM
“got it”
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:27 AM
As Maud watches, it stops and briefly uncurls into Mich. He looks around for something, before curling back up and spinning around again.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:28 AM
“What the… Mich???”
12:28 AM
“why is he sonic???”
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Flint Turing
Eventually, you find the tree you're looking for.
we need to talk more about this tree..
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 12:29 AM
Maud: Investigate.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:30 AM
“PERMISSION TO INVESTIGATE THE BALL THING”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 12:33 AM
no
12:33 AM
a soldier will handle it
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:33 AM
“ok”
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 12:33 AM
Maud: Do it anyway.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:33 AM
….
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:35 AM
Through his binoculars, Maud can see Mich uncurl again and look around. He puts his hands to his mouth and shouts something, though at this distance it's not audible.
12:35 AM
...If one could read lips, though, it'd almost look like he was shouting for Maud.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:36 AM
………
12:36 AM
as much as you’d like to run over there right now and leave with him, you can’t….
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 12:36 AM
Maud: Why not?
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:37 AM
even if you could make it over there without getting shot, Thea would be able to catch you… and who knows what she’ll do if she does…
12:38 AM
You peek over, and shake your head at Mich sadly. You’re not coming.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:39 AM
He can't see Maud. He shouts again. It's only as audible as a whispered echo, but he's definitely calling for Maud.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:40 AM
You rip out a piece of the professor’s notepad, write something in it, fold it into a paper airplane, tossing it to Mich.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:41 AM
Mich curls up and starts rolling away again right as the paper gets close. It's burnt up in the flames of the ball.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:42 AM
:(
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(god this is so sad
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 12:43 AM
//At least it's planted the seed that there's someone in the meteor who'd help him if he asked
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(still
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:44 AM
Mich keeps rolling around the forest, occasionally uncurling and calling for Maud. He gets close enough that his calls, though still distant, are clearly audible.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:45 AM
You attempt to toss more notes.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:45 AM
Mich seems too focused on the search to notice.
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 12:48 AM
Maud: Hey, maybe if you tell Thea he's looking for you specifically she'll let you check?
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:49 AM
“HEY, THIS GUY’S TRYING TO LOOK FOR ME, CAN I ASK HIM WHAT HE WANTS”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 12:49 AM
hmm.
12:49 AM
She'll test his loyalty.
12:49 AM
sure
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:50 AM
Maud hops down the tree, running to Mich. “HEY!”
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:51 AM
Mich uncurls and waves to Maud. (edited)
12:51 AM
oh hey dude there you are
12:51 AM
hadnt seen you in a while was getting kinda worried
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:51 AM
“look man you can’t be here”
12:51 AM
“there’s military guys everywhere”
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:53 AM
yeah sure but theyre just keepin us in for some reason
12:53 AM
so long as i stay here they aint gonna do shit
12:53 AM
besides this spinball thing is bullet reflective worst comes to worst i can just curl up and roll back to the meteor
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:54 AM
“ok but seriously you gotta go, it’s not safe out here…” Mich might notice he’s holding a different gun.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:55 AM
hey ill head back if you come with
12:55 AM
we got some christmas decorations set up its cool as shit
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:56 AM
“Christmas? Oh, I-“ He suddenly hesitated. “No, I can’t sorry”
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:57 AM
aw man cmon dude
12:57 AM
itll be fun we even got a tree
12:57 AM
still decorating it havent even got the star on top yet
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:57 AM
“that sounds cool and all, but look I really can’t…..” you did noticeably perk up when he said “decorating”, though.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:59 AM
aw cmon man
12:59 AM
i even got some plans to decorate the whole ass meteor too
12:59 AM
He pulls out his phone and shows Mich the giant inflatable frosty the snowman.
12:59 AM
was gonna alchemize one of these and set it up next to the meteor
12:59 AM
get some lights and tinsel and shit yknow
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Snow on the trees slips off slowly.
1:00 AM
As it melts, some of it lands on Maud.
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(I’m going to cry I think
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Drip.
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(NO
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 1:00 AM
//Please Mich rescues Maud with the power of the christmas spirit
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(I’m sorry
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 1:00 AM
//🥺
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(he’d get shot or captured by Thea….
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 1:02 AM
//Mich could always lend him the last version of the spinblazer
1:02 AM
//That one's still bulletproof, it's just not on fire
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 1:03 AM
Mich notices the snow fall on Maud.
1:03 AM
oh you got something there hold on
1:03 AM
He'd brush the snow off and rifle through his sylladex, taking out a knit cap and handing it to Maud.
1:03 AM
here you want this
1:03 AM
prolly gonna be useful if it keeps snowin
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 1:05 AM
“t-thanks!” He smiles, genuinely. “Uh, wait here, I gotta check on something….”
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 1:06 AM
oh also
1:06 AM
He'd take out the last version of the jacket, the MARK HAYNES' MORPH BLAZER.
1:06 AM
heres the last version of the jacket
1:06 AM
not on fire but still got everything else
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 1:07 AM
“holy shit that’s cool as hell”
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 1:07 AM
yea dude
1:07 AM
got the mirror shield from ocarina of time in there so it reflects projectiles
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 1:07 AM
You put it on, feeling WARM for the very first time. “Seriously, bro, thanks for this…”
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 1:07 AM
He hands it to Maud.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 1:08 AM
“ok but just wait right here”
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 1:08 AM
no problem dude
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 1:08 AM
you climb the tree and hop back to the camp. “Hey, Thea?”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 1:09 AM
you're back. finally.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 1:09 AM
“so, they still think I’m part of the meteor gang, and they want me to come back to celebrate Christmas with them for a few hours”
1:11 AM
You smile deviously. “I think this is the perfect opportunity to spy on them..”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 1:12 AM
hm.
1:12 AM
go ahead. for now.
1:12 AM
be back by tomorrow.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 1:12 AM
“will do!” He gives a salute, and races back to Mich. “Yep, I can go”
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 1:13 AM
sweet
1:13 AM
cmon dude
1:13 AM
He starts heading to the meteor, guesturing for Maud to follow.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 1:14 AM
you follow Mich, actually grateful to be out of the forest
SPOOKY CROW changed the channel name: SECLUDED FOREST SECTION 11/20/2022 10:19 AM
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 12:59 PM
You’re back.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 1:03 PM
welcome back.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 1:04 PM
“hey, uh, I got information…”
1:05 PM
you hand over the NOTEPAD, detailing the events of the past day. Thea may be surprised by the section about the fighting….
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 1:06 PM
hmm.
1:07 PM
i'm glad you decided to come back.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 1:07 PM
“yeah, honestly, I kinda missed it out here”
1:07 PM
“the meteor guys fight ALL THE TIME, it’s stressful”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 1:08 PM
i was a bit worried you abandoned me.
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 1:08 PM
Maud: Did you really miss it, dude?
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// omni stop metagaming
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 1:09 PM
“heh, me? Never, don’t worry about it, Thea.”
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 1:09 PM
//Oh it's not metagaming.
1:09 PM
//Notice the wording?
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// you were already doing that command shit before the spark shit or whatever
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 1:11 PM
hmmmm.
1:11 PM
good.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 1:13 PM
He grins. “Plus, I made these cool swords” He displays the Black Sword and the Redshift Murasama, among others.
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// oh my god i just edited it how
1:13 PM
// aloe works faster than me istg
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(too fast
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 1:14 PM
very good.
1:15 PM
give some of them to me.
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// @DreamilyDrifting get ovah here three
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demeter!!
// you were already doing that command shit before the spark shit or whatever
OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 1:18 PM
//Ok fair sorry
1:18 PM
//I've got reasoning now tho so I'll only do them occasionally
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Thea Tian Coeus
give some of them to me.
The swords only listen to Vicarion.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 2:06 PM
You try to hand over some of the swords to Thea..”
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You find yourself unable to. Which ones will you even give? Which ones even fit her....
(edited)
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 2:08 PM
“sorry there’s somethin about these swords”
2:08 PM
“they only listen to me or some shit”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 2:11 PM
i see.
2:11 PM
destroy the ones you won't use, then.
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
2:12 PM
The swords will allow themselves to be used. Rather than being destroyed.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 2:12 PM
“ok they’re listening now”
2:13 PM
“guess they’re just like me fr”
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Hmm.
2:13 PM
Ah, w3ap0nry. Will I n33d t0 b3 3quipped?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 2:14 PM
perhaps.
2:14 PM
Thea picks up a sword.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 2:14 PM
“Here take your pick”
2:14 PM
You lay down your alchemized swords, save for the two you’re wielding.
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0h, n0. I will n0t b3 n33ding any 0f this.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 2:16 PM
The Nine Heaven Scourer she keeps.
2:17 PM
The rest of them besides the Ōdachi and the Murasama she assembles into a wheel shape.
2:17 PM
three. bind these swords with plants.
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A branch extends down from a nearby tree, growing a leaf out of its tip, with an extended petiole, forming a whip of sorts. The leaf becomes thin, almost blade-like, unnaturally sharp, and serrated. The branch pinches off after certain length, forming a handle, and separating from a remaining branch that stretches back to the tree. a 003 gains the FLORAWHIP BRANCH.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/20/2022 2:20 PM
“oh shit”
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three. bind these swords with plants.
@Thea Tian Coeus (@demeter!!) - jump Yes ma'am.
2:25 PM
The swords are binded with several grass blades compacted together to form a strong but flexible rope.
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md: “ok what should we do now”
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thea: maud where the fuck is my face
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"..."
3:20 PM
"Something's wrong."
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md: “hm?”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 10:19 PM
never mind.
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// @Tupperbox
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md: “ok”
10:57 PM
md: “is there any flesh left?”
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There's plenty.
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md: Maud reaches to take some, but hesitates. “Is it, uh, ok for me to take some more?@
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"go ahead."
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md: Maud eats some more flesh.
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maud gets brain prions when
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(it’s COOKED
11:02 PM
“mmmm this ain’t half bad…”
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/21/2022 2:37 AM
(( what is he cooking
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/21/2022 9:44 AM
“anyone got any mug root beer to wash this down”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/21/2022 9:45 AM
what kind of person carries around root beer all day?
9:46 AM
It seems to be a rhetorical question as she uncaptchalogues a box of it and hands it to Maud.
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// HAHAHAHAHHA
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And don't worry. It's mug.
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You test the FLORAWHIP BRANCH on some local wildlife.
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// dream are you awake or is that tupperbox catching up
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/21/2022 9:52 AM
MUG ROOT BEER!!!!
9:53 AM
you immediately grab a can and chug it. “fuck that’s go good….”
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demeter!!
// dream are you awake or is that tupperbox catching up
DreamilyDrifting 11/21/2022 9:53 AM
im awake
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/21/2022 9:55 AM
Yeah, you definitely know where your loyalty lies… “heh, thanks, Thea.”
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/21/2022 9:57 AM
you write down a few things
9:59 AM
you walk up to 003
9:59 AM
what are you doing?
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/21/2022 9:59 AM
(( @DreamilyDrifting
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DreamilyDrifting
im awake
// go back to sleep
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(wow rude smh
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// we HATE you
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/21/2022 10:03 AM
((deme go to class (VINE THUD) go do some science (VINE THUD)
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SLICE. The whip cuts righ through a Squirrel.
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Rhys 。.゚+
((deme go to class (VINE THUD) go do some science (VINE THUD)
// im not at school today
10:05 AM
// and my science class is on tuesdays
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/21/2022 10:06 AM
you pick up the dead squirrel
10:06 AM
CRUNCH
10:06 AM
you crush it's bones and eat it
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/21/2022 10:07 AM
what
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/21/2022 10:07 AM
you are a strong dude
10:08 AM
just put some more force with the whips and you can destroy this whole forest
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Interesting.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/21/2022 10:09 AM
you continue to feast on the dead squirrel
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/21/2022 10:10 AM
After you finish off the root beer, you toss the can in the air, and slice it in half.
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Smooth like butter.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/21/2022 10:22 AM
make sure to recycle that.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/21/2022 10:23 AM
"got it"
10:23 AM
You grab the CAN SCRAPS. Maybe you can use it in alchemy later?
10:24 AM
"anywayyyys.... am I your best soldier or what"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/21/2022 10:25 AM
those are big shoes to fill.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/21/2022 10:26 AM
"Don't worry I got huge feet"
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10:26 AM
You grin. "Plus, these swords help."
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Maud Vicarion
"Don't worry I got huge feet"
// you know what they say...
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(big feet = yummy
Rhys 。.゚+ pinned a message to this channel. 11/21/2022 10:27 AM
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call me a billboard the way I'm tacking on the pins🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
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demeter!!
// you know what they say...
what do they say actually I'm curious
skelepog 2
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// No
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(please
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/21/2022 10:46 PM
Something lands nearby.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/21/2022 10:47 PM
Maud spots the dog, hopping off his branch to greet it.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/21/2022 10:48 PM
PANT PANT PANT
10:48 PM
BOOF! (HELLO!)
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/21/2022 10:48 PM
“omg doggy….”
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/21/2022 10:48 PM
Somehow, Maud hears words in his mind... As if the dog were speaking.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/21/2022 10:49 PM
“hi! Do you have a name…”
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/21/2022 10:49 PM
BRRUFF ERUFF! (SWEETIE HONEY!)
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> The only sanctioned action is to Cut.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/21/2022 10:51 PM
Maud resists the urge to Cut. “Sweetie Honey, huh? You’re cute….” He scratches Sweetie Honey behind the ears.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/21/2022 10:51 PM
PANT PANT PANT! (HEE HEE!!)
10:52 PM
BOORRUFF! (LOOK FOR OWNER! NAME JARRID!)
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/21/2022 11:03 PM
“who’s Jarrid?”
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/21/2022 11:04 PM
BRRHH... BRUFF. (BROWN MAN, LONG BLACK FUR, METAL IN FACE)
11:04 PM
BOUFF! (NEARBY!)
11:04 PM
BRRFF. (SCENT IN AREA)
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/21/2022 11:06 PM
(hey Thea I found this dog can I bring it back to it’s owner)
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// wait for deme?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 7:21 AM
What the fuck
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 8:34 AM
"can I bring it back please"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 9:06 AM
fine, go ahead.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 9:09 AM
"hey Sweetie, I'm gonna bring you back to your owner, ok?"
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 11:18 AM
AROOOOOOOOH! (YIPPEEEEEE!)
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/22/2022 11:19 AM
this "thing" smells like shit.
11:19 AM
Maud, get it away from here. I'm trying to cook some food
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 11:20 AM
dismus.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/22/2022 11:20 AM
hm?
11:21 AM
you continue to cook one of the dead soldiers arms
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 11:21 AM
be kind.
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H0w crud3. I d0 n0t d3t3ct any sm3ll.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/22/2022 11:21 AM
yeah yeah whatever. I'll be more kind
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 11:21 AM
Some might notice that there's still a severed arm grabbing onto Thea's leg!
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C03us, d0 y0u plan 0n r3m0ving that...?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 11:22 AM
oh i can't
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W0uld y0u lik3 m3 t0?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 11:23 AM
Thea raises an eyebrow.
11:23 AM
it's not a matter of help, three.
11:23 AM
it's not coming off.
11:23 AM
watch.
11:23 AM
Thea cuts off the foot.
11:24 AM
She throws it up into the air.
11:24 AM
bang.
11:24 AM
The foot explodes. The arm does not.
11:24 AM
heal.
11:24 AM
As Thea's foot reforms, the arm returns to grabbing Thea's ankle.
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...Ah.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 11:45 AM
Thea suddenly clutches her eye and starts seething in rage.
11:45 AM
that BASTARD.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 11:51 AM
you let Sweetie lead the way, as you go off to find this “Jarrid.”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 12:04 PM
oh, those bastards want a cruise?
12:04 PM
i'll give them a damn cruise.
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// holy shit ship battle arc
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 12:22 PM
Ship... Battle...? pleasedonthurtme
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 1:33 PM
"what's up, I'm back once again"
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DreamilyDrifting
Ship... Battle...? pleasedonthurtme
Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 2:54 PM
((can't wait for the ship battle arc Ufallo X Katie VS Isaac x Lube
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can’t wait to play battleship!!!!
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:01 PM
looks like hell out there.
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// ufallo x katie should be a platonic ship because that's the whole point
3:01 PM
// they don't need romance from each other to be best friends
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 3:01 PM
// I agree
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// katie x LUCINDA on the other hand... WHOA MAMA!!
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Thea Tian Coeus
looks like hell out there.
DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 3:01 PM
Man I wonder who caused that?
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 3:02 PM
“honestly, the meteor stresses me out, everyone’s always fightin and shit”
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demeter!!
// katie x LUCINDA on the other hand... WHOA MAMA!!
// /J /J /J /J /J /
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:02 PM
“honestly, the meteor stresses me out, everyone’s always fightin and shit”
@Maud Vicarion (@aloe bama) - jump mm. so you've decided to stay with me, then?
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 3:02 PM
“yep! As long as you keep givin’ me more root beer, heh”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:05 PM
by the way.
3:05 PM
if you see katie?
3:05 PM
don't kill her.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 3:05 PM
She's my daughterNOT CANON
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 3:05 PM
“who’s that again”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:05 PM
Say that we have Tyler Barua.
3:06 PM
oh uh
3:06 PM
katie's the rich white girl.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 3:06 PM
ohhhh
3:06 PM
“yeah she was freaking out about somethin”
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 3:06 PM
Maud: thank god I'm too stupid to notice two dead bodies
3:07 PM
Otherwise I'd be a little upset!
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(naw he’s just desensitized)
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 3:07 PM
( 😨
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// maud dont caare
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 3:15 PM
“wait what should I do”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:15 PM
wait here.
3:16 PM
or, follow me. whichever one you prefer.
3:16 PM
Dismus. Three. Come with me.
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Y3s ma'am!
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 3:16 PM
“I’m coming with!”
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/22/2022 3:48 PM
you finish cooking the human arm
3:48 PM
you eat it
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:39 PM
Thea comes back here.
4:39 PM
i heard something break back there.
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// @aloe bama
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:41 PM
are you alright?
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 4:41 PM
He returns. "Oh, yeah, probably just my nose"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:41 PM
Thea tosses a gold star sticker toward Three.
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UEEE HEE HEE!
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:41 PM
She smiles at Maud.
4:41 PM
She kisses him.
4:42 PM
Maud feels completely healed!
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(letsgooooo
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// ALOE DON'T CHEER
4:42 PM
// IT'S STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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(i know it's fucked
4:42 PM
(i LOVE when bad things happen to my characters....
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 4:43 PM
Your eyes go wide.
4:43 PM
"Wha- wha- uh-"
4:46 PM
You stammer, face deep red, as you try to process what just happened.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:47 PM
Thea smiles, head slightly tilted.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 4:48 PM
I... feel... better... thanks.... uh-"
4:53 PM
…..
4:58 PM
suddenly, his face melts into a stupid, blushy grin. "Guess you were into me the whole time, weren't cha'"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:59 PM
of course.
4:59 PM
She lies.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 5:01 PM
"KNEW it!"
5:02 PM
"heh, don't worry, I love you too." You find it difficult to get these words out of your mouth, for some reason.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/22/2022 5:18 PM
you know she lied. But you don't want to kill the sports feels
5:19 PM
you continue to eat a dead soldiers arm
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 5:19 PM
Thea winces.
5:19 PM
alright, let's get to work.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/22/2022 5:19 PM
what's the job
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 5:19 PM
"aye aye"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 5:19 PM
we're sending everyone on a cruise.
5:20 PM
Soon enough, some soldiers arrive, having raided the houses of each person on the meteor. There's suitcases all packed and ready. Fourteen.
5:21 PM
Thea makes a reservation for seven rooms to be occupied by the people on the meteor. Every other room on the cruiseship is to be occupied by soldiers.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 5:21 PM
"sooo, do we get to come???"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 5:21 PM
of course.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 5:22 PM
"nice"
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 5:30 PM
"so we just gotta make sure they don't escape or anything right"
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 6:17 PM
(( @demeter!! keep in mind that Isaac is homeless!!! He doesn't rlly have any belongings other than what's in his modus hehe
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 6:56 PM
HEY.
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...
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 6:56 PM
“yo Thea incoming”
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 6:58 PM
// @demeter!!
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/22/2022 6:59 PM
two beings incoming from the meteor, wanting to talk to Thea.
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// oh fuck hold on i just got home
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 7:16 PM
//WOOHOO
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 7:29 PM
oh, hello, jared.
7:29 PM
ready to go?
7:29 PM
Thea passes him a suitcase.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 7:29 PM
I wanted to ask how we're being transported -
7:29 PM
What's this.
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Watching.
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Also watching.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 7:31 PM
your suitcase. we've packed several changes of clothes.
7:32 PM
it was a bit hard to access, considering half your house was gone after your dog played sburb.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 7:32 PM
BOOF! (YES THAT WAS ME SORRY!)
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 7:33 PM
Oh, shit! That is pretty creepy but also thank GOD my CLOTHES
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...
7:33 PM
WILL I BE PROVIDED cLOTHES?
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 7:33 PM
!
7:34 PM
You're a bit startled. You didn't expect them to speak.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 7:34 PM
yes.
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GOOD.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 7:34 PM
we've packed a hawaiian shirt for you. just like you said you wanted.
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...!
You remember making that request a LONG time ago. Back when you were younger.
(edited)
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 7:37 PM
Suitcases aside, you gonna answer my question? How are we being transported.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 7:37 PM
((by a comedically large cannon
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 7:40 PM
you will be transported in groups of four.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 7:46 PM
Hmm. Do we get to pick who we go with, or are you picking for us?
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// everyone gangsta until katie is going with lucinda cece and sophia
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 7:48 PM
// so fun!
7:48 PM
// so fun!
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// VOID THE 4
7:49 PM
// I DID CHARACTER COUNTING WRONG
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 7:49 PM
you will be transported in groups of three. i've already organized who's going with who.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 7:54 PM
Alright then.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:02 PM
you will be transported with isaac and flint.
8:02 PM
and, of course, your dog.
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 8:07 PM
Jared: What about dream flint?!?!
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/22/2022 8:08 PM
//inb4 dream Flint rides in the trunk
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// dream flint gets left behind
8:11 PM
// dont metagame bro...
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oooh dream flint guarding the meteor
8:12 PM
thats good
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:17 PM
Nice.
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WHO WILL I BE TRANSPORTED WITH
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 8:18 PM
((sweetie honey is in the background eating soldiers
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 8:18 PM
VVRRRR. Jared's phone is ringing.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:19 PM
WHO WILL I BE TRANSPORTED WITH
@Amalga (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump slavko ranovic and his father, sergey.
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AccEPTABLE.
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Thea Tian Coeus
Soon enough, some soldiers arrive, having raided the houses of each person on the meteor. There's suitcases all packed and ready. Fourteen.
// its 30 actually
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Thea Tian Coeus
Thea makes a reservation for seven rooms to be occupied by the people on the meteor. Every other room on the cruiseship is to be occupied by soldiers.
// and its ten rooms
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:20 PM
You pick up.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:20 PM
hey cunt where are you guys
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:20 PM
Yo.
8:21 PM
Talking to Thea.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:21 PM
we're sitting out here in the cold- more like lukewarm and- TELL HER TO GET ON WITH IT GOD DAMN
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:21 PM
where are you, flint?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:21 PM
up your ass
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:21 PM
we're not coming to you at the bus stop.
8:21 PM
come to the meteor.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:21 PM
no eat me im not walking all the way there just to waste gas
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:22 PM
remember how you can teleport?
8:22 PM
bring others with you.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:22 PM
i can only teleport myself cunt
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:22 PM
not if you focus.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:23 PM
nOt iF yOu FoCuS
8:23 PM
what are you gonna do ambush me
8:24 PM
i dont trust you for shit
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:24 PM
I think she's right though, ain't you the LORD of space?
8:24 PM
I feel like a lord would be able to teleport ANYTHING bro...
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:24 PM
jared you are on THIN ass ice
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:24 PM
LISTEN MAN. I just wanna see you a little faster
8:24 PM
is that such a CRIME? that I like my FRIENDS?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:25 PM
if i get jumped im gonna kill everyone around me and you
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// flint looks both ways before going in the bathroom
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 8:25 PM
((he has to at this point
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:26 PM
I feel like if she wanted to jump you she would've done it already. She's kind of (fucking scary)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:26 PM
Thea smiles.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:26 PM
calling it now she just gave you the look
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Jared hears another voice on the other end
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:27 PM
(yeah Jesus CHRIST)
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:27 PM
JUST TRY THE FUCKING TELEPORTATION LORD OF SHIT
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:27 PM
LOL
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:27 PM
ALRIGHT FINE ASSHOLE WATCH ITS NOT GONNA FF[static]
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:27 PM
?
8:28 PM
You guys there?
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Flint, Isaac, and Hannah teleport into Thea's body!
8:28 PM
She fucking explodes!
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(ayo pause
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// stfu aloe
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:28 PM
EJEHSHZHZGAVAGSGXGZVSHDHZHSHSUSBXHZHZV
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// PAUSE
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// i hope you all perish violently
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 8:28 PM
// why are we pausing aww
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// for aloe
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(what no I just said ayo pause as a joke to the teleport in body thing
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:29 PM
KAZZZZZZAP
8:29 PM
You hang up the phone.
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// oh stfu then
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:29 PM
you face plant into the ground
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:29 PM
You don't look pleased.
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demeter!!
// oh stfu then
// literally
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:29 PM
sorry lord of space
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:30 PM
shut your ass up prince of ass
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:30 PM
you stand up, and shake off the dirt
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You make a loud yelping noise, followed by a quiet snarl-giggle of pleasure.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:30 PM
oh, shit hey amalga
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HELLO?????
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:30 PM
sup lil dude
8:30 PM
you pet their head
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A prisoner is dropped from a helicopter nearby, screaming out Thea's full name.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:30 PM
JEEGUS MOTHERFUCKING CRHIST!
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Their head bursts, then the rest of their body.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:31 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
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Thea reforms.
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Purr
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:31 PM
GFFFUCK GOD!!!! JESUS CHRIST TIMES A THOUSAND.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:31 PM
Thea grips Flint's shoulders from behind him, looking at Jared with a soft smile.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:31 PM
Your eye twitches.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:31 PM
pleasedonthurtme
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:31 PM
sup Jared!! And thea.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:31 PM
if you dont get your hands the FUCK off of me, you're gonna be a human rubix cube
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:31 PM
you give her a glare
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That was quite alarming, but Coeus never fails to regenerate, so you don't react much.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 8:32 PM
...
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:32 PM
wait. There's another amalga?
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Thea Tian Coeus
Thea grips Flint's shoulders from behind him, looking at Jared with a soft smile.
like this but drawn well
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:32 PM
you kneel down to 003
What's your name lil guy
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// 003 is not that small i dont think
ectoMycologist pinned a message to this channel. 11/22/2022 8:32 PM
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:32 PM
Thea takes her hands off of Flint's shoulder.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 8:33 PM
//Isaac is literally 6 foot
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:33 PM
good girl.
You're shooting back at Thea. You know her schtick by now.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 8:33 PM
//003 ain't short enough to kneel down to
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 8:33 PM
((FUCKK
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:33 PM
Thea's smile drops.
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Flint Turing
good girl.
You're shooting back at Thea. You know her schtick by now.
// LOLOLO
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:33 PM
She punches Flint.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 8:33 PM
((just say I wrote goes to 003
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// HES HITTING ON HER
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:33 PM
you don't get to call me that.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 8:33 PM
"hehe"
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:33 PM
do you really want to do this right now, coeus
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Hannah Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:33 PM
Holy shit. Three? Four?
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:33 PM
what thea, are you a bad girl Snrk
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Hannah Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:34 PM
Hannah pushes past Thea and Flint and runs toward Amalga.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 8:34 PM
((Isaac found dead in Detroit
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:34 PM
YOU'D BETTER WATCH IT LADY!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:34 PM
i will gladly chop you to bits again.
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Hannah Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:34 PM
She scoops up Amalga and holds them up.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:34 PM
you continue to stand in front of 003
8:35 PM
well? What's your name lil bro
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 8:35 PM
//ah okay
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 8:35 PM
(do you think anyone besides hannah saw flint
8:35 PM
(because i dont think thats the case
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001!?
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ONE???
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Hannah Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:36 PM
FOUR!!
8:36 PM
Hannah hugs Amalga tightly.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:36 PM
Thea slow claps.
8:36 PM
heartwarming.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 8:36 PM
JESUS GIVE ME AMMONET
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 8:36 PM
(flint is 005, and was only mentioned around the others (2-4) as 005, so they likely think theres another troll they havent met)
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 8:36 PM
EVERYTHIJGS GOING SO FAST GOOD GOF
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 8:36 PM
Ok we can slow down
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 8:37 PM
(yeye)
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(set a slowmode
8:37 PM
(30 seconds
bruhimdead 2
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 8:37 PM
Don't yell at me though please ))
8:37 PM
( 6 hours
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// NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO
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ectoMycologist
(do you think anyone besides hannah saw flint
// oh like in the lab and shit
8:38 PM
// not even hannah did
8:38 PM
// it just learned about flint
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 8:38 PM
(ah
8:39 PM
(so just planting this: they know about 005 existing, but have never seen or heard him described outside of being the "Last Son" and a "different approach to the study"
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No matter.
I am 003. Nam3s ar3 s3ntim3ntal, s0 y0u will r3f3r t0 m3 as such.
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ONE!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:40 PM
the other 2 have names, three.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:40 PM
what's wrong with being sentimental
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Hannah Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:40 PM
It's uh, Hannah now.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:40 PM
three doesn't need a name.
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AMALGA FOR ME.
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Hannah Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:40 PM
Sick. Pronouns?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:40 PM
names are more cordiality instead of sentimentality.
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Sick. Pronouns?
@Hannah Turing (@demeter!!) - jump UM... THEY?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:41 PM
i named myself and i fucking hate myself but /V (HE DIDNT SAY THIS)
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 8:41 PM
(NON CANON ^^ PUTTING ALL THE NEON SIGNS UP
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Hannah Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:41 PM
Oh, right, you've only been on Earth for a little bit, huh?
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 8:41 PM
(huhE
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names are more cordiality instead of sentimentality.
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump I w0uldn't 3xp3ct y0u t0 understand.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:42 PM
i wouldnt expect you to contradict me of all people but here we are
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Oh, right, you've only been on Earth for a little bit, huh?
@Hannah Turing (@demeter!!) - jump YES.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:42 PM
uhm. Anyways uh
8:42 PM
now that we aren't at each other's throats
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 8:42 PM
Isaac: can we kiss
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:43 PM
what's the plan Stan
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:43 PM
Man, it's nice to have you two back.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:43 PM
Jared, uh, hi..?
8:43 PM
you are still nervous
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:43 PM
you will all be escorted in groups of three to a cleared out airport. there will, of course, be restaurants available, but no people around to use flights.
8:44 PM
the airport will take you to the cruise, where you will board and enter rooms with your group of three.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:44 PM
can I be in a room with Jared
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// thea pulls out the room list. the monkey's paw curls
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:45 PM
yes. you, flint, and jared are in a group.
8:45 PM
three, you're with me and maud.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:45 PM
Jared, uh, hi..?
@Isaac Pines (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump Hey man!
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:45 PM
sweet-- wait what you are on the cruise too
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:45 PM
one, you're with sophia and pommel. you don't know either of those people.
horrig 1
8:46 PM
sweet-- wait what you are on the cruise too
@Isaac Pines (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump of course i am. all but ten rooms will be inhabited entirely by military personnel.
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three, you're with me and maud.
@Thea Tian Coeus (@demeter!!) - jump 3xc3ll3nt.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:46 PM
I hate you and your shitty clothes (edited)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:46 PM
Thea is not wearing a jacket!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:46 PM
(god i cannot believe this asshole is my adoptive sibling)
You're gonna pretend you didnt say that out loud.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:47 PM
i'm not your adoptive sibling.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:47 PM
not you
8:47 PM
three. preppy ass
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:47 PM
nor is three.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:47 PM
by all technicality, yes they are 005 baybee
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:47 PM
01 barely is.
8:47 PM
and no, you are not 05.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:47 PM
then who is
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:47 PM
there is no 005.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 8:48 PM
BIG SECRET! 005 is HIC
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:48 PM
it's merely a nickname for you. your project and their project are entirely separate.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:48 PM
and youre a bitch
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 8:48 PM
(can you tell ive been watching the ghost stories dub
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Thea Tian Coeus
there is no 005.
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 8:48 PM
Flint is slapped by grass blades.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:49 PM
8:49 PM
did the earth itsself just slap me
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Ha ha.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:49 PM
thea can I ask a very serious question
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:49 PM
i doubt it'll be very kind.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:49 PM
like super serious my life depends on it
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 8:49 PM
yawn
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:50 PM
You yell at 003 through gritted teeth.
youmotherfuckeryoubestbegladweareNOTroommatesiwouldhavekilledyouthemomentwegotonthefuckingplaneyousmugpieceofshit
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 8:50 PM
"pfft"
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:50 PM
if me and Jared get all kissy and start doing things that christians would scream over, and flint wanted to leave but had nowhere to go, where would flint go
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(FORGOT TO SAY. THREE cAN cONTROL PLANT LIFE THROUGH cOMMUNION.)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:50 PM
he won't have nowhere to go. he can be on the deck.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:50 PM
alright, another question
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Hannah Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:50 PM
(FORGOT TO SAY. THREE cAN cONTROL PLANT LIFE THROUGH cOMMUNION.)
@Amalga (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump (How's your energy, Amalga?)
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:50 PM
yeah can i just kick a soldier out of his room theyre disposable arent they
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:51 PM
Woah! Who says I wouldn't be doing those things with FLINT, huh!?
ohyouknow 1
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:51 PM
no.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:51 PM
why the EVERLOVING FUCK IS DISMUS ON YOUR SIDE
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:51 PM
You giggle.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/22/2022 8:51 PM
you wave at the group while eating a human arm
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:51 PM
besides, are you really going to de-house an innocent soldier just doing his job in order to pay off college debt?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:51 PM
jared if your cock so much as touches me theres gonna be problems
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:51 PM
why the EVERLOVING FUCK IS DISMUS ON YOUR SIDE
@Isaac Pines (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump he asked to be.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:51 PM
> you wave at the group while eating a human arm
@Dismus Utropp (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump jared
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:51 PM
Dismus I will rip your head off
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:51 PM
besides, are you really going to de-house an innocent soldier just doing his job in order to pay off college debt?
@Thea Tian Coeus (@demeter!!) - jump need i reiterate that the economy hed be paying it back to collapsed
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 8:52 PM
Mich spins through the woods and uncurls here.
8:52 PM
got everything i needed
8:52 PM
whats up here
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/22/2022 8:52 PM
you rip off more flesh
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:52 PM
need i reiterate that the economy hed be paying it back to collapsed
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump idiot. he's canadian. canada is doing fine.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:52 PM
jared if your cock so much as touches me theres gonna be problems
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump Don't worry about it man, I'll keep my seven incher FAR away from you.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:52 PM
you walk to Jared finally
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:52 PM
it's just you idiots in the united states that are fucking everything up.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:52 PM
you grab his shoulders
8:52 PM
yo dawg don't I look hot with my earrings in
8:52 PM
am I a 10 or what
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:52 PM
i am so close to just killing everyone here right now you dont know how bad i want to snap like i did earlier
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(How's your energy, Amalga?)
@Hannah Turing (@demeter!!) - jump (NOT... IDEAL. I cANNOT RELIABLY cONTROL IT...)
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 8:53 PM
i am so close to just killing everyone here right now you dont know how bad i want to snap like i did earlier
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump yawn "yeah yeah"
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:53 PM
am I a 10 or what
@Isaac Pines (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump HELL yeah bro...
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Hannah Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:53 PM
(I'll help out. I managed to figure out how to control mine.)
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:53 PM
we should fuckin make out on the cruise
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Hannah Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:53 PM
Amalga starts floating in the air.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:53 PM
I'll flex my pecs for you
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:53 PM
oh, i should say.
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i am so close to just killing everyone here right now you dont know how bad i want to snap like i did earlier
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump H0w funny.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:53 PM
there will be no violence on the cruise.
yippee 1
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 8:53 PM
(flint is the embodiment of the "i am so close to slamming my fucking balls in a waffle iron and screaming racial slurs at the top of my lungs" video
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> Amalga starts floating in the air.
@Hannah Turing (@demeter!!) - jump WOAH!
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Isaac Pines
if me and Jared get all kissy and start doing things that christians would scream over, and flint wanted to leave but had nowhere to go, where would flint go
bro does not know the effect flint has on jared
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:53 PM
if you are caught trying to hurt anyone else physically or mentally, you will be detained.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:54 PM
I'll flex my pecs for you
@Isaac Pines (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump HUMINA.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:54 PM
detain deez nuts
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:54 PM
you kiss Jared's forehead.
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Hannah Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:54 PM
WOAH!
@Amalga (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump
Amalga touches the ground again.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 8:54 PM
Jared: notice the frostbite on Isaac
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detain deez nuts
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump I can r3l3iv3 y0u 0f th3m if y0u pl3as3.
WHYY 2
8:54 PM
You wave around the FLORAWHIP BRANCH.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:54 PM
Your eye was doing the glowstick thing again.
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Snrk.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:55 PM
The red-hot iron of an iris snaps to 003. You said nothing.
8:55 PM
Flouride stare.
awog 2
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 8:55 PM
(there we go @hades you happy
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// HUH?
8:55 PM
// LMAO
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:55 PM
Heh...
8:55 PM
...Hey, what's up with your skin there man...? You okay?
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 8:55 PM
(YOU KEEP MENTIONING THE FLOURIDE STARE
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:55 PM
huh?
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// YEAH
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:55 PM
oh. Frostbite
8:56 PM
it won't go away and I'm pretty sure the skin and flesh on my cheek is irreparable
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:56 PM
Jegus man that's awful!!
Rhys 。.゚+ pinned a message to this channel. 11/22/2022 8:56 PM
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 8:56 PM
BLISSFULLY UNAWARE :)
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:56 PM
every time I use my ice powers I get more frostbite
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:56 PM
You stop giving 3 the Flouride Stare, and go back to vacantly staring off in Thea's general direction.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:57 PM
while fighting flint I summoned a fucking iceberg on him
grinnig 1
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:57 PM
every time I use my ice powers I get more frostbite
@Isaac Pines (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump Stop using them then!!!
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:57 PM
caused most of the damage
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:57 PM
She's the most important one here so you're just gonna pretend you're listening.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:57 PM
You... Fought?
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 8:57 PM
OE: Affirmadamn nevermind
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:57 PM
oh, uh, we don't talk about that
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:57 PM
three, keep these people in line while i go round up everyone.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 8:57 PM
"me too?'
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Affirmativ3.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 8:58 PM
maud, you follow.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:58 PM
oh, also who's dog is that
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 8:58 PM
Mine! This is Sweetie Honey!
8:58 PM
Say hi, girl!
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 8:58 PM
You follow Thea, leaving the group behind.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 8:58 PM
BOOF! (HELLO!)
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:58 PM
Hannah I will crush you with an iceb- DAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 8:58 PM
zoning out
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:59 PM
Jared you keep getting better by the minute
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> Amalga touches the ground again.
@Hannah Turing (@demeter!!) - jump YOUR POWER HAS GROWN! HEE HEE!
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 8:59 PM
I can just pick you up and take you to a room if you know what I mean
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 9:00 PM
I'm not gay, Greg.
9:00 PM
PFFFFSSHHHFFH
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:00 PM
okay then straight. White. Man.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 9:00 PM
I ain't white!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 9:00 PM
Your hands start arcing with.. Yellow electricity now.
This vacant zoneout apparently counts as meditation. You snap out of it and shove your hands in your pockets.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 9:00 PM
You WISH you could have this beautiful brown skin...
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 9:01 PM
(isaac surrounded with 2 brown men:
WHYY 2
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 9:01 PM
TWO?
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 9:01 PM
(flint's not white by the way his skin tone is uh
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 9:01 PM
WHAT
9:01 PM
WHAT
9:01 PM
WHAT
9:01 PM
WHAT
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 9:01 PM
Mich just shrugs and leans on a tree, just trying to focus on reading people's lips.
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 9:01 PM
(like- lemme find the art deme made thats his canon skin tone
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:01 PM
Jared... You ... Are... So smelly can you take a shower on the cruise
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ectoMycologist
(like- lemme find the art deme made thats his canon skin tone
ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 9:01 PM
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// YEAH
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 9:02 PM
(remember! he's half egyptian
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 9:02 PM
I saw that nezu.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 9:02 PM
aww
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:03 PM
sigh, at last my time has come though
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 9:03 PM
Jared... You ... Are... So smelly can you take a shower on the cruise
@Isaac Pines (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump NEVER.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:03 PM
in a room with two strong dark skinned men...
9:03 PM
you beatbox the pornhub intro song
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 9:03 PM
(i know i said flint was pasty before but deme made the point that 1. hes half african (egypt is an african country) 2. if he WAS pasty hed tan easily)
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 9:03 PM
shut your white ass up cracker
9:03 PM
mayo monkey
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 9:04 PM
Bro you're embarrassing us stop it...
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 9:04 PM
(2nd time in the entire rp flint has said "mayo monkey"
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:04 PM
at least I didn't wet myself when I was fucking 15 flint. NOW THE WORLD KNOWS BUDDY.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 9:04 PM
Wow that fact has completely changed my view of you flint... NASTY!!!!!
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:05 PM
yeah. Call me a mayo monkey again and I'll tell everyone about your first boner.
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K33p it civil, y0u all.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:08 PM
what are you gonna do about it
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You turn, and spot a squirrel. You slice it clean in half with the Florawhip.
9:09 PM
R3primand y0u.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:09 PM
yo bro I got the perfect image for you
9:09 PM
you take out your phone. And show 003 the nerd emoji
9:09 PM
this is you
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:09 PM
a nerd
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// isaac got a death wish rn
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What is... N3rd.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:10 PM
you put your phone away and eat a sushi musubi
9:10 PM
it means you fucking suck and should get more cool
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Ar3 th0s3 w0rds supp0s3d t0 m3an s0m3thing t0 m3?
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:11 PM
I don't know, I could freeze you in ice if you tried to attack me or my friends
9:12 PM
you work for an evil person, I wouldn't feel sad whatsoever
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Y0ur thr3ats ar3 amusing.
9:13 PM
And, C03us is n0t '3vil'. (edited)
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:13 PM
yeah she is
9:13 PM
if she weren't she wouldn't have killed flint
9:13 PM
at least not for a good reason
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Wh0 attack3d first?
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:14 PM
pretty sure thea
9:14 PM
you continue to eat
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Is this tru3, Flint?
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 9:14 PM
// @ectoMycologist
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:14 PM
you take out another sushi musubi
9:14 PM
you wanna eat 003
9:15 PM
you look starving
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 9:16 PM
she shot first both times.
9:16 PM
first it was having her army shoot me down, second it was her firing into me.
9:16 PM
i dont throw the first punch.
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// SHE DID NOT SHOOT FIRST THE SECOND TIME
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 9:16 PM
(yeah but do you think flints gonna tell the truth
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// bro was warned to stop moving or they would shoot the first time
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Hmm. W3ll, sh3 must hav3 had g00d r3ason.
9:17 PM
you look starving
@Isaac Pines (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump ...N0.
9:17 PM
I am fin3.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 9:17 PM
then ill have good reason to rearrange you like a spice cabinet.
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// thea is evil but dude the times she killed flint were justified. he was being a dick and too fuckin confident
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then ill have good reason to rearrange you like a spice cabinet.
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump Y0u ar3 0nly pr0ving t0 m3 furth3r that C03us had g00d r3as0n t0 agr3ss.
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 9:19 PM
((you see your honor my client had full right to kill this person he was being a dick
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// saul goodman in til death when
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// no im being fr
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B3sid3s, y0u ar3 aliv3, ar3 y0u n0t?
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// like flint was told to stop moving by the military and then he deliberately didnt listen
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 9:19 PM
barely
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 9:19 PM
((deme it's flint why would he be like "yeah I was in the wrong"
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// just clarifying out of rp
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 9:20 PM
((we know though.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:20 PM
man, you sure you don't want one 003? Everyone loves my cookin
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 9:20 PM
You have the full ability to just walk off but you aren't.
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Rhys 。.゚+
((we know though.
// idk if dream did
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 9:20 PM
The ungovernable is being governed.
9:20 PM
Gfdi.
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Rhys 。.゚+
((deme it's flint why would he be like "yeah I was in the wrong"
// epilogue arc flint quote for quote says this
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:22 PM
so. Flint
9:22 PM
what's stopping me from walking off right now and going to like. My parents graves (edited)
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 9:24 PM
nothing
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:24 PM
I uhm. Haven't seen the graves in a bit.
9:24 PM
can I go then?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 9:24 PM
why are you asking me for permission
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 9:24 PM
I dunno
9:24 PM
you walk away
9:24 PM
a soldier points a gun to your head telling you to stay. Maybe he needs a grave. For he was frozen in ice
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 9:32 PM
BREAK. DO IT.
9:33 PM
BREAK.
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003 ISNT EVEN YOUR SIBLING JUST GRAB THE NEAREST SHARP OBJECT AND JAM IT INTO IT'S THROAT.
9:33 PM
You wave away these intrusive thoughts.
9:33 PM
You are so damn close to listening to them though.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 9:37 PM
Mich just keeps leaning on the tree and looking around.
9:37 PM
You've been practicing lip reading for long enough that you feel at least a little more confident that what you're seeing is what they're saying, but you're still nowhere near fluent. You can get the gist of some things, though. LIP READING EXPERIENCE 3/10
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 9:45 PM
The leaves on the ground around you begin splitting apart and rearranging themselves.
9:46 PM
Colors that shouldn't be together, and sides that just drop off to another part of the shape.
9:46 PM
They're making a weird reverse crunching sound.
9:47 PM
Like they're snapping together instead of breaking apart.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 9:47 PM
Mich would raise an eyebrow on seeing that, and tilt his head in concern.
9:47 PM
you good flint
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 9:47 PM
You're concentrating on the ground.
9:52 PM
Your eye is surrounded with a ring of green.
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FLINT...?
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 9:52 PM
Yo flint what the hell is happening?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 9:53 PM
what i can't break shit as a stress reliever
9:53 PM
would you rather i snap
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 9:53 PM
Uh...
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...!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 9:54 PM
All of the leaves around you within a 20 foot radius look like shitty cobbled together meshparts.
9:54 PM
id rather do it in a less impactful way instead of making a tree explode or rearranging my own finger
9:55 PM
>
9:55 PM
You gave a random SOLDIER a look. He couldn't be much older than you.
9:56 PM
You couldn't bring yourself to doing anything to him, so you just. cover your face with your hands.
god my fucking ears are ringing.
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> You gave a random SOLDIER a look. He couldn't be much older than you.
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump
The soldier flinched.
9:58 PM
He went back into position after flint looked away.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 9:59 PM
Mich would tilt his head again, and sigh.
9:59 PM
couldnt see your mouth so i dunno whats up but if its like an anxiety attack or a stress response just
9:59 PM
close your eyes, and focus on breathing for a while
9:59 PM
and if that doesnt work that grounding technique i mentioned a while back could
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// cant wait for mich to try to handle the screaming match between alex and chaya
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:01 PM
you walk back here
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hades
// cant wait for mich to try to handle the screaming match between alex and chaya
Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 10:01 PM
// bruh hes dead
10:01 PM
deaf*
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/22/2022 10:02 PM
//Honestly with what Chaya said while egging flint on he might not even try
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:02 PM
there is a hot fucking buff dude man
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:03 PM
yeah yeah we get it you're a fruit isaac
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 10:03 PM
Mich squints at Isaac's lips.
10:03 PM
someones fucking a buff dude
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:03 PM
honestly, i think im pan dawg
10:04 PM
you throw up sign language, you know it decently
10:04 PM
"i said there is a fucking buff dude"
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:04 PM
Yeah, no, you think you are too. You aren't saying it out loud though.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 10:04 PM
oh okay
10:04 PM
yeah sorry still workin on lipreading
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:04 PM
flint i can read your mind, you are thinking about my hot bod arent you
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:05 PM
no im shut up
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:05 PM
well, the hot guy wasnt me this time ar- dawh.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:05 PM
The leaves within a 2 foot radius begin shredding themselves.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/22/2022 10:05 PM
Slav observes from afar.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 10:05 PM
Wait how hot are we talking
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:05 PM
you walk up to flint
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 10:05 PM
Are we talking HOT hot or ME hot
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:06 PM
you place your hand on his shoulder, and use your calming fraymotif
10:06 PM
your frostbite grows more, this time, it physically pains you
10:06 PM
FUCK OW OW SHIT
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:06 PM
youre. just. hurting yourself.
10:06 PM
You are NOT calm.
10:07 PM
Youre gritting your teeth.
10:07 PM
whycantshejustfuckoffohmygod
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:07 PM
dude, just, whatll help you calm down?
10:07 PM
tell me man
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 10:07 PM
hey if you needa vent try just screaming into the air
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:07 PM
INHALE.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 10:07 PM
called scream therapy its a legit technique
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death)
hey if you needa vent try just screaming into the air
SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THA
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:08 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK
This vast expletive releases a shockwave of energy.
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SPOOKY CROW
SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THA
OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/22/2022 10:08 PM
//Not like he can go more deaf at this point
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:08 PM
Trees are uprooted. People are knocked over.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:08 PM
it blasts you into a tree
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:08 PM
Ground is cleared.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:08 PM
ow.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:08 PM
oh my GOD
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GAH!!!
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GEHH??
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:09 PM
WHY CAN'T THINGS JUST GO MY WAY FOR OOONNNNNCCCEEE
The trees are blown back farther.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 10:09 PM
WHOA DAMN JESUS
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 10:09 PM
Mich slides back into a tree, head over heels.
10:09 PM
10:09 PM
okay shouldnt have suggested that
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:09 PM
you are hit by another tree
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Isaac Pines
you are hit by another tree
splat
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THIS IS QUITE UNACCEPTABLE.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:10 PM
I CAN'T JUST HAVE A PLAN AND GO THROUGH WITH IT. NO. FUCKING THEA COEUS HAS TO MOSEY HER SKINNY ASS INTO IT AND RUIN IT
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d20 (1) + 5 Total: 6
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 10:10 PM
((L
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 10:10 PM
I'm going to jump off a bridge
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 10:10 PM
L
10:10 PM
L
10:10 PM
L
10:10 PM
L
10:10 PM
L
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 10:10 PM
//no ignore that
10:10 PM
//not what was gonna happen
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:10 PM
AUGH.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 10:10 PM
Some trees begin rerooting themselves, marching towards Flint, outstretching their branches and entangling him.
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Flint Turing
I CAN'T JUST HAVE A PLAN AND GO THROUGH WITH IT. NO. FUCKING THEA COEUS HAS TO MOSEY HER SKINNY ASS INTO IT AND RUIN IT
ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 10:11 PM
(adds this to the tally count where flint has almost turned himself into a fine mist
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THAT'S QUIT3 3N0UGH.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:11 PM
NO THE FUCK IT'S NOT.
10:11 PM
The branches look as if they're.. scrambling??
10:11 PM
Twisting, splitting..
10:11 PM
Like.. Rubix cubes.
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(adds this to the tally count where flint has almost turned himself into a fine mist
// he should he can come back
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ST0P THAT! STOP!
10:12 PM
More branches outstretch from the trees, squeezing Flint harder.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:12 PM
your head is spinnin, your ribs are broken, again!!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:12 PM
SHUT. THE FUCK. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP
The trees turn into mulch.
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/22/2022 10:13 PM
//I misread mulch as mich at first and was very confused
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Flint notices he fucked with the special tree.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 10:13 PM
//mich convention
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:13 PM
QUIT YOUR SORRY ASS PLANT LIFE MANIPULATION SHIT AND JUST REALIZE YOU'RE JUST SUBORDINATING YOURSELF TO A PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS NO PLANS TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT TRY GOVERNING THE UNGOVERNABLE.
10:13 PM
YOU CANT CONTROL THE UNCONTROLLABLE YOU CANT CONTROL ENTROPY.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:14 PM
I. AM. ENTROPY.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 STAB: 1d20 (15) Total: 15
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 10:14 PM
(oop
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Flint is stabbed through the chest by a blade of compacted grass.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:15 PM
> Flint notices he fucked with the special tree.
@demeter!! - jump
It's as if it's pain was already being shown.
10:15 PM
huh.
10:15 PM
isn't that funny
10:15 PM
you shot me with HAY NEEDLES.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 10:15 PM
// Flint fucks around and finds out, gets smashed by giant tree hammer
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 10:16 PM
//usopp 10 ton hammer
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 10:16 PM
Sweetie Honey was blown away into the sky peacefully. She's just kind of floating around.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:16 PM
You grab 003 by the chin. Harder than you look like you should be able
you are a fucking waste.
10:16 PM
a waste of TIME.
10:17 PM
a waste of ENERGY.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 10:17 PM
sweetie honey: notice an unattended 4 year old!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:17 PM
A WASTE OF SPACE.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 10:17 PM
//please stop making that joke
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 10:17 PM
((sorry
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Y0ur w0rds m3an n0thing t0 m3.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:17 PM
you are so goddamn lucky i haven't done anything more than yell at you.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 10:18 PM
((please tell me sooner when you are uncomfortable dream
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:18 PM
You just drop this shit.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 10:18 PM
Flint: Fail to notice the giant mass of entangled trees behind you.
10:18 PM
: )
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:18 PM
quit acting high and mighty just because you're under thea. get your own personality.
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CRUSH.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 10:19 PM
Flint is smashed into the ground by a mass of entangled trees.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:19 PM
CRAK.
10:19 PM
The Rubix Effect begins travelling up the mass of trees.
10:20 PM
Your voice is muffled. You say one word.
break.
10:20 PM
You are now covered in a pile of mulch.
10:20 PM
Nice going, Turing.
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Filth.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:21 PM
you pop out of the tree you were stuck in
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:21 PM
The pile splits, and neatly sets itsself to the side.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:21 PM
freeze.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:21 PM
you're one to talk.
You spit at 003's feet.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:21 PM
Thea punches Flint.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:21 PM
ice creeps up 003's feet, and only their feet
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:21 PM
you don't talk to them that way.
10:21 PM
isaac. let go of 003.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 10:22 PM
Maud returns too.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:22 PM
ill freeze your ass to
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:22 PM
A crack is heard from your mouth.
You clenched your jaw so tight, one of your molars broke.
ow.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:22 PM
Thea smiles at Isaac.
10:22 PM
please?
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:22 PM
you are unaffected by their smile
10:22 PM
you walk up to thea
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:22 PM
You spit out the tooth fragments. The tooth grows back shortly. The mouth is the fastest part to heal, after all.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:22 PM
tell that rat to not attack flint. and i might.
10:23 PM
you unfreeze 003
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inhale,
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:23 PM
Thea starts choking Isaac.
10:23 PM
don't call them a rat.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 10:23 PM
“fucking gettem yeah”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:23 PM
flint was killing plants intentionally.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:23 PM
ill-- ca--call them a fucking PIG
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:23 PM
he provoked 003.
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You were blown away, and didn't witness any of this!
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:23 PM
STOP!!!!!!
Alain enters the forest with a yell, releasing a wave of Heart aura that causes all of the residents to feel dizzy for a second.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:23 PM
Thea drops Isaac.
10:24 PM
IDIOT.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:24 PM
you stand up
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:24 PM
YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:24 PM
why are you all FIGHTING?!?
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 10:24 PM
HMM? YOU FELT A GREAT POWER... LIKE YOUR OWN!!
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:24 PM
because a little PIG attacked flint (edited)
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 10:24 PM
((FLINT
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:24 PM
please!! we're all friends. we're all supposed to be FRIENDS!!!!
He does it again. Tears bead in his eyes.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 10:24 PM
Sweetie Honey tackles Alain.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:24 PM
Thea chokes out Isaac again.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:24 PM
Alain yelps as he's tackled!!
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:24 PM
don't call them a pig.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:24 PM
You grab THEA'S collar.
let him go.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 10:24 PM
LICK! LICK!
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:25 PM
or what, flint?
10:25 PM
i thought you didn't throw the first punch.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:25 PM
ill make an exception.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:25 PM
oh wait... you were warned not to approach the first time i killed you, weren't you?
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 10:25 PM
He draws his sword. “You guys are so fucking difficult god”
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:25 PM
Alain gets up quickly, getting Sweetie off of him.
shut up shut UP shut UP!!!
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:25 PM
and you attacked me with your khopesh first.
10:25 PM
it's despicable the way you lie to three.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:25 PM
ok., you cant breathe this time
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 10:25 PM
:( !?
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Soul rearrangement.: 1d20 (2) + 5 Total: 7
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 10:25 PM
💀
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:25 PM
Thea drops Isaac.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:26 PM
you are so goddamn lucky I'm not as angry anymore, coeus.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:26 PM
Alain looks as if he tries attacking Thea with his Heart powers, but fails. He can't muster the courage.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:26 PM
Thea looks at Alain.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:26 PM
you stand up again
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:26 PM
did you just try attacking my heart?
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:26 PM
if you hurt my brother thea.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:26 PM
did you just try attacking my heart?
@Thea Tian Coeus (@demeter!!) - jump i wouldn't recommend looking in there.
horrig 1
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:26 PM
i wasn't looking... i was trying... to do this!!
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 TRY AGAIN.: 1d20 (7) + 5 Total: 12
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// crow please
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:27 PM
And he... fails again.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:27 PM
you can't.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 10:27 PM
Sweetie Honey runs in front of Alain, protecting them.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:27 PM
oh, like i'm going to attack alain.
10:27 PM
he's god tiered. neither of us would get anything out of it.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:27 PM
good choice thea
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:27 PM
but he seems to be the only one that isaac listens to.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 10:27 PM
BOOF! GRRR... (STOP!)
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:27 PM
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:28 PM
please... please god stop fighting PLEASE. all of you
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:28 PM
maybe you should talk with him about engaging in fights.
10:28 PM
alain. i am not fighting.
10:28 PM
i am defending.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:28 PM
fucking.. christ...
10:28 PM
frostbite reaches the top of your head, it freezes your brain a tiny bit
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:28 PM
Alain grits his teeth, and sighs. He gives Sweetie Honey a pat-pat.
10:29 PM
isaac.... isaac just come back to the helicopters.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:29 PM
flint screamed and disrupted the ecosystem, uprooting several trees. three is connected to every plant around them, so uprooting those trees was like ripping out some of three's teeth.
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T3ll y0ur fri3nd Flint t0 st0p having t3mp3r tantrums. It will d0 y0u m0r3 g00d.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:29 PM
as you walk past everyone, you slam into the ground
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:29 PM
three continued to warn flint about stopping.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:29 PM
Alain inhales.
...flint started this??
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:29 PM
flint did not listen, and kept threatening three. three attacked flint with the knowledge that flint is effectively immortal.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:29 PM
Alain approaches Flint. His HEART pulses with a seething energy.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 10:29 PM
> Alain grits his teeth, and sighs. He gives Sweetie Honey a pat-pat.
@Alain Meirhart (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump BOOF! (HEE HEE HEE!)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:29 PM
isaac then attempted to freeze three and flint continued trying to attack people.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:30 PM
i was SCREAMING to let off TENSION.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:30 PM
...flint started this??
@Alain Meirhart (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump he started both fights i fought with him, despite his attempts to convince people otherwise.
10:30 PM
i was SCREAMING to let off TENSION.
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump you were killing trees.
10:30 PM
Thea points to an uprooted special tree.
10:30 PM
i thought you were better than that, turing.
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i was SCREAMING to let off TENSION.
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump Having a t3mp3r tantrum, y3s.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 10:30 PM
“I love these trees man what the fuck0
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:30 PM
because y- . oh no.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:30 PM
Alain grabs Flint by the collar.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (15) + 5 Total: 20
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:31 PM
oh nononononononono- >
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 10:31 PM
ok that one was sort of my fault
10:31 PM
i suggested scream therapy
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/22/2022 10:31 PM
your heart beats rapidly, without even knowing it, you go into a dream
((gonna make a thread for this
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:31 PM
Alain SCREAMS. Flint feels his very soul RIP out of his body... and push back in BACKWARDS!!! Flint is HEAVILY disoriented for a few hours!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:32 PM
kcuf eht
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 10:32 PM
“hey guys what the fuck”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 10:32 PM
Thea picks up Isaac's unconscious, freezing body, and puts it in helicopter number 1.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/22/2022 10:33 PM
Alain grabs Flint by the collar and flies back to the #outside.
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It is nic3 t0 s33 th3r3 ar3 rati0nal p3opl3 am0ng that gr0up.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 10:34 PM
Mich just sighs and walks off to the helicopters.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 10:34 PM
….
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Hannah Turing BOT 11/22/2022 10:39 PM
... Christ.
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