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big fuckin meteor / forest
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Flint Turing BOT 11/1/2022 6:10 PM
BRRRRMMMM
6:10 PM
You turn off the engine. It's dawn, you should be getting inside.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/1/2022 6:11 PM
you've been cuddling with Ufallo
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Flint Turing BOT 11/1/2022 6:11 PM
alright come on come on
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/1/2022 6:11 PM
mind if I stay with you guys?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/1/2022 6:11 PM
sure. be prepared to climb.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/1/2022 6:11 PM
she picks up Ufallo, and climbs up the meteor
6:11 PM
she seems weirder than you at this point
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Flint Turing BOT 11/1/2022 6:12 PM
You climb up, take a second, and drop down the ladder to get inside.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/1/2022 6:12 PM
you hop down with Ufallo
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Flint Turing BOT 11/1/2022 6:13 PM
welcome to the gamer pad
6:13 PM
sorry about the mess i get TILTED at the TOWERS real easily
Goofy ass look back- oh they're gone
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DreamilyDrifting 11/1/2022 6:13 PM
You did NOT just
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ectoMycologist 11/1/2022 6:14 PM
WRONG CHANNEL TOO FUCKKKK
6:14 PM
pretend it was in #living-room
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DreamilyDrifting
You did NOT just
ectoMycologist 11/1/2022 6:15 PM
and yes, i DID just
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/2/2022 9:25 AM
Still knocked out. Poor guy.
9:25 AM
Also, quite unfortunately, still in his tighty whities.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/2/2022 9:36 AM
you walk up to the body, and kind of laugh
9:36 AM
bro, in your tighties?
9:36 AM
now should I wake this geek up?
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DreamilyDrifting 11/2/2022 9:37 AM
> Scream!
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/2/2022 9:37 AM
you scream Nightmare into the poor dudes ear
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/2/2022 9:38 AM
WHWGAGGHGGh
9:38 AM
wha.... god? are you god...? whatmh..... hh
9:39 AM
hhuh...
9:40 AM
You're staring at what seems to be god. Kinda underwhelming. Are... You actually dead?
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/2/2022 9:42 AM
wake up weirdo
9:42 AM
and no, I'm not god
9:42 AM
although I'm a hot chick
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/2/2022 9:43 AM
oh....sick...
9:45 AM
You get up and shake off the drowsiness. And dirt and leaves that are all over you.
9:45 AM
So where the fresh am I right now... I thought I died
9:46 AM
This is honestly more upsetting than dying because c'mon I'm in some forest with some lady with my hams all out and junk
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/2/2022 9:47 AM
I've seen worse
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/2/2022 9:47 AM
This some kinda forest
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/2/2022 9:48 AM
no it's a desert.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/2/2022 9:48 AM
Holy shit
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/2/2022 9:48 AM
what do you think
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/2/2022 9:50 AM
I think.... It's a forest
9:50 AM
kinda shitty forest to be honest... Like where's the little woodland creatures...
9:51 AM
All I see is that worm right there. You see it? Right there (pointing at a branch)
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/2/2022 9:52 AM
oh, cool
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/2/2022 9:52 AM
Wait shit, focus, jar,
9:52 AM
Where am I who are you
9:52 AM
Tell me now, strange forest lady!
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/2/2022 9:53 AM
you are in the forest near a massive meteor, plus my name is Penny Flanders thank you very much sir hamsalot
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/2/2022 9:54 AM
Thank you I do have some fresh ass hams
9:55 AM
Not to be confused with my fresh ass ass which I also have
9:55 AM
Anyways like... Do you have a house or something my hams which we discussed are quite exposed and quite cold
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/2/2022 9:56 AM
yeah. Sure.
9:56 AM
just follow me
9:56 AM
she walks back to the meteor
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/2/2022 9:56 AM
Alrighty then :Y!!
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/4/2022 10:45 AM
a man walks around the forest, seemingly lost after everything that happened.
10:46 AM
ehm, ehm. Your name is Isaac Pines. Yadda yadda who cares about that. The big question is where the hell you ended up?
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DreamilyDrifting 11/7/2022 10:01 PM
A loud crash can be heard deep in the forest. Something has impacted the earth.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/7/2022 10:16 PM
// LOG 5 Subject has badly impaired vision. Accomodations will be made.
10:17 PM
// LOG 17 Subject has unnatural strength, but lacks most fine motor control. Cannot control own strength. Accomodations will be made.
10:21 PM
// LOG 28 [DATA DAMAGED] Subject is displaying uncontrollable psionic capability. ###################### maimed and killed. ##################### will be neutralized ###################### information regarding the ############## shall be restricted to the subject's knowledge until further notice.
10:24 PM
// LOG 29 Subject is growing restless. Queries of the outside world persist with no signs of stopping. ### have been injured in outbursts following the declination to answer such questions. Memory wipe is recommended.
10:27 PM
// LOG 30 A conspiracy has taken place among our staff. Information of INCIDENT-A was leaked to the subject. Subject unlocked neutralized psionic potential against our will. ### maimed, ### killed. Subject missing. Containment pod missing, ripped from body of ship. West wing of ship condemned. Project BUG BITE ended. (edited)
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SPOOKY CROW 11/7/2022 10:28 PM
oh this is awesome)
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DreamilyDrifting 11/7/2022 10:30 PM
IMPACT DETECTED POD STATUS: CRITICAL PASSENGER RISK 98.6% EXECUTE COMMAND 4-13 CURRENT OBJECTIVE OVERRIDDEN EXITING CRYOCONTAINMENT...
10:32 PM
Something is Defrosting.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/8/2022 8:27 AM
No crunches of leaves, because, obviously, you're hovering.
8:29 AM
the fuck is that
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/8/2022 8:35 AM
helloooooo
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DreamilyDrifting 11/8/2022 9:05 AM
A strange, lumpy looking tank filled with an odd green fluid lies crash landed in the dirt.
9:05 AM
HISSSSSSSSSSSS....
9:05 AM
The glass on the front of the tank just opened.
9:06 AM
Green slime is pouring out.
9:07 AM
Something protrudes from the slime.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/8/2022 9:29 AM
euuughhh
9:29 AM
hello???
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Extraterrestrial BOT 11/8/2022 9:34 AM
Something slowly pulls itself up, drenched in slime and... Quite strange looking.
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SPOOKY CROW 11/8/2022 9:35 AM
> Extraterrestrial: Speak.
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Extraterrestrial BOT 11/8/2022 9:35 AM
...h....hhh...g..
9:36 AM
Ghhhrghhhrrrrr...gghg...chk!
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/8/2022 9:36 AM
are you ok
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Extraterrestrial BOT 11/8/2022 9:36 AM
They slowly move their arms, as if to test their current state of function. (edited)
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DreamilyDrifting 11/8/2022 9:37 AM
WHOOSH
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Extraterrestrial BOT 11/8/2022 9:38 AM
They spring out of the tank, running at flint on all fours.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/8/2022 9:38 AM
WOAH
You float higher.
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Extraterrestrial BOT 11/8/2022 9:39 AM
They come to a sliding stop as they observe Flint floating in the sky.
9:39 AM
Not a threat.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/8/2022 9:39 AM
blink
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Extraterrestrial BOT 11/8/2022 9:40 AM
The creature bolts out of the forest.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/8/2022 9:41 AM
You follow behind it, just to see what it does.
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/8/2022 8:11 PM
(i swear i sent a message here. hm.
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/8/2022 8:49 PM
After a lot of onfoot travel, you're finally close. The size of it makes it seem much closer than it is. You've stopped to take another break, you aren't the most physically active.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/13/2022 8:52 PM
you walk and sit next to some trees
8:53 PM
:(
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Flint Turing BOT 11/13/2022 8:53 PM
penny j- wait
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/13/2022 8:53 PM
..
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Flint Turing BOT 11/13/2022 9:00 PM
I didn't mean to go off like that
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/13/2022 9:01 PM
no, no it's.. it's fine
9:01 PM
you are right, I'm an attention whore.
9:01 PM
and it sucks because I really want to be left alone most of the time anyways!! It's a, hard thing to grasp on the surface.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/13/2022 9:02 PM
I don't know why I got so mad. sure I was. a bit pissed you ignored me until your options ran dry but I was also kinda taken aback by your sudden change in tone towards me especially after earlier.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/13/2022 9:04 PM
it's hard to explain my thought process flint.
9:05 PM
we just met and I don't really have feelings for anyone!! I just. Feel like I need to be the center of attention y'know?
9:05 PM
.. family. Issues.
9:06 PM
Flint my family went on a business trip a month ago, and now that the apocalypse started there's a high chance they are dead.
9:06 PM
they weren't good people, not in the slightest but I still loved them. And I don't know how to cope with this.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/13/2022 9:07 PM
well if it makes you feel any better, I never met mine.
9:09 PM
I vaguely know my dad and never found anything on my mom
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/13/2022 9:09 PM
I'm sorry.. just.
9:09 PM
my only friend is Trafalgar. Even he hates me
9:09 PM
I'm just, an annoyance more than anything.
9:10 PM
I'll be at my place. I need to be alone for right now.
9:10 PM
...
9:10 PM
it meant a lot that someone else cares for me
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Flint Turing BOT 11/13/2022 9:11 PM
.. alright. sorry
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/13/2022 9:11 PM
you stand up
Tell Ufallo and the others that I'm sorry, i don't know if I will come back, but if I do, I'll be better!
9:12 PM
you walk away
Thank you.
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((aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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A car pulls up in the forest.
9:34 PM
It stops. The door opens.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 9:34 PM
Slavko Ishka Ranovic steps out.
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Slav's car is rear-ended. By another car.
(edited)
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:02 PM
HEY HEY HEY
11:02 PM
LAY OFF THE CAR PAL
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:03 PM
MOTHER FUCKER
11:03 PM
Who put A CAR HERE
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:03 PM
THAT COST ME MORE THAN WHATEVER YOU'RE WEARING RIGHT NOW
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// HAHAHA
11:03 PM
// IT'S ALICE
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:03 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Alice gets out of the car.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:03 PM
is that fucking lynyrd skynyrd
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:03 PM
Who ARE you and IS THIS YOUR CAR??
11:03 PM
Uh, yeah??
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>hey alice have u heard of a little smth called carma?
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:04 PM
slav fucking ranovic here, that's MY GOD DAMN CAR
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:04 PM
>Accidentally crash into both of their cars and get launched out the window. ((VOID
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:04 PM
How INTERESTING SLAV RANOGIC
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Ophelia Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:04 PM
(ranovic, alice)
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:04 PM
HSYR UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:05 PM
who the fuck was that never mind i don't care
11:05 PM
YOU'RE FUCKIN' PAYING FOR THAT I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS THE APOCALYPSE
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:05 PM
With what money dipshit??
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((wait should i actually crash into both of their cars lol
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:05 PM
I SAVED UP FOR FOUR YEARS TO BUY THIS FUCKING CAR YOU DON'T JUST RAM INTO IT LIKE YOU'RE A DUDE WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND ON GRADUATION NIGHT
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Flo
((wait should i actually crash into both of their cars lol
// No
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:06 PM
>You can be seen from a distance driving over.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:06 PM
A- Hm. Ophelia is my sister. What the fuck? You're disgusting.
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Ophelia Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:07 PM
Meanwhile, Ophelia gets out of the car.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:07 PM
>You pull in.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:08 PM
A- Hm. Ophelia is my sister. What the fuck? You're disgusting.
@Alice Montoya (@hades) - jump you just rammed into the back of my car on an empty trail road with no cars for miles
11:08 PM
i don't think i'm obligated to stay family fucking friendly here
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:08 PM
To be fair, I was going very fast.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:08 PM
>Look at the argument ensuing while parking.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:09 PM
THAT'S NOT A GOD DAMN EXCUSE
11:09 PM
GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:09 PM
Damn, are you going to help?
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:09 PM
>Turn off the car and get out of it.
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Ophelia Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:09 PM
>Look at the argument ensuing while parking.
@Grim Tomson (@Flo) - jump (nice parking!)
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:09 PM
god i guess it's not too fucking damaged
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// wait actually how bad did alice crash into it
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DreamilyDrifting 11/13/2022 11:10 PM
Grim: Go tell those people to keep it down, they're going to wake the little woodland creatures.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:10 PM
Yeah! It can be. Fixed. I think.
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// How bad.
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DreamilyDrifting
Grim: Go tell those people to keep it down, they're going to wake the little woodland creatures.
((bet
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:10 PM
>Go over to them. "Hey, pipe it down, you're probably gonna wake up a bear or something."
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demeter!!
// wait actually how bad did alice crash into it
// like it miraculously slowed down just before hitting it
11:10 PM
// god bless
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:10 PM
who the fuck are you
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Ophelia Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:11 PM
Uh, are you saying something in your head?
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:11 PM
"Gene Tomson. You are?"
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:11 PM
>Go over to them. "Hey, pipe it down, you're probably gonna wake up a bear or something."
@Grim Tomson (@Flo) - jump Why did you say it like that.
11:11 PM
// this is totally where you got it from right
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:12 PM
what the fuck ever
11:12 PM
what are you two--three even doing here
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demeter!!
// this is totally where you got it from right
// yeah
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:12 PM
"Well, you know the meteor, yes?"
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:12 PM
what are you two--three even doing here
@Slavko I. Ranovic (@demeter!!) - jump Same reason as you I assume. The Meteorman.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:13 PM
"...yeah, I think we're all on the same page here then."
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// my internet is fucking shitting itself
11:13 PM
// holy fuck
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:13 PM
christ how is it that we're all figuring it out at the same time
11:13 PM
feels like more than coincidence
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Extraterrestrial BOT 11/13/2022 11:13 PM
Something lurks nearby.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:14 PM
oh whatever
11:14 PM
Slav reaches into his car and pulls out two things, both of which he puts into his pockets.
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Ophelia Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:14 PM
I think it's fate!
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:14 PM
No one else thinks that, Ophelia.
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Extraterrestrial BOT 11/13/2022 11:16 PM
Rustling of leaves.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:16 PM
"Alright, I think I'll just go."
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:16 PM
Slav starts walking toward the meteor.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:16 PM
>Walk away from the goobers.
11:17 PM
>With Slav, I guess.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:17 PM
Slav intentionally splits away from the path Grim is taking.
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Alice and Ophelia do their own stuff.
(edited)
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Extraterrestrial BOT 11/13/2022 11:17 PM
Something ducks behind a tree.
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Great. More people.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:18 PM
>Follow suit with Slavko and split up with him.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/13/2022 11:19 PM
Continually leave
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There it is. Your pod.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/13/2022 11:44 PM
((AMALGA SWEEP <33333
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DreamilyDrifting 11/13/2022 11:44 PM
((HEHEHEHE
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/13/2022 11:44 PM
((I adore this shitbrain troll
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There's lettering across the top brim of the main tank.
11:46 PM
#AMA## L##GA#
11:46 PM
Some of the lettering seems to be worn off.
11:46 PM
A name...
11:47 PM
Perhaps it is time to become sentimental. You deserve it. You deserve to be respected with a proper name, and not a stupid title and stupid number.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/13/2022 11:50 PM
((Jared is amalga?? DAFAQ
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Your name is AMALGA. You crash landed here NOT LONG AGO after being frozen for WHO KNOWS HOW LONG. You've made some FRIENDS inside a giant BUILDING COMPLEX housed inside a giant METEOR. You are taking your life back. You deserve to live, and to exist as more than a SUBJECT.
What will you do?
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DreamilyDrifting 11/13/2022 11:52 PM
(( @Rhys 。.゚+ will you do the honors...
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/13/2022 11:53 PM
>explore the place >Run around in circles >Carve your new name into trees
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Whee! You scamper around with newfound joy and freedom. You haven't had this much fun in... Forever.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/13/2022 11:55 PM
((I LVOE THEM
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You carve your name into the trees. With your fingernails. Over, and over. It's quite easy, as they're quite tough. You feel joy, seeing your name scrawled all across the forest.
12:02 AM
You are blissfully unaware of how creepy this looks.
12:06 AM
You squat down to pick a flower, and... Hmm.
12:07 AM
You look down at the rags you don.
12:07 AM
They're quite cold. And revealing.
12:08 AM
You head towards the meteor, with your newfound freedom, and your newfound name!
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 7:24 PM
you place the worn body of the snail on the ground, and lean on the parallel tree in front of him
7:24 PM
talk when you want to talk
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DreamilyDrifting 11/14/2022 7:24 PM
Isaac: STOMP IT
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 7:25 PM
you'd rather not to. You heard some of the things he said, and it resonates with you slightly.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/14/2022 7:25 PM
Isaac: Try to romance the snail when they wake up.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 7:26 PM
no to that either. You are just tired. You rest your head, as the snail does the samw
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DreamilyDrifting 11/14/2022 7:27 PM
Isaac: What a hardass. Later loser!
7:27 PM
Isaac: What the fuck was that about. Should you be concerned?
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A car rolls up, and doesn't hit any of the other cars. Amazing.
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Chaya Akhter BOT 11/14/2022 7:57 PM
Chaya walks out.
7:58 PM
Oh! Looks like there's people already here.
7:58 PM
Hello!
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 7:59 PM
huh? Hi
7:59 PM
the meteor is that way I'd that's where you are headed
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Chaya Akhter BOT 11/14/2022 7:59 PM
You know of the meteor too?
8:00 PM
Can you tell me what it is like?
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 8:01 PM
it's chill, mostly everyone is chill.
8:01 PM
shit happened, so everyone's a bit shaken maybe? I don't know.
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Chaya Akhter BOT 11/14/2022 8:02 PM
Something happened?
8:02 PM
Was it something bad or something good?
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 8:07 PM
bad, just. Keep walking I guess.
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Chaya Akhter BOT 11/14/2022 8:09 PM
Thanks for telling me!
8:09 PM
What's that pile of flesh you're standing parallel to?
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 8:10 PM
it's still alive, it's an alien that attacked my friends
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Chaya Akhter BOT 11/14/2022 8:12 PM
Aliens are already here?
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 8:12 PM
been here for years
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Chaya Akhter BOT 11/14/2022 8:13 PM
I always did have the oddest feeling!
8:16 PM
Alright, see you later friend!
8:16 PM
Chaya begins walking towards the meteor.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 8:25 PM
leave me to d1e//
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 8:25 PM
pfft, why's that
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 8:26 PM
1ve lost 1t all/
8:26 PM
what's the po1nt?//
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 8:26 PM
same here brother
8:27 PM
I'm pretty sure peeps would be fine with you if you apologized. Steven universe that shit
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 8:30 PM
what's that//
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 8:31 PM
a shitty show.//
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 8:31 PM
ah.//
8:31 PM
d1d you just say slash slash?//
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 8:31 PM
it's what you do... //
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 8:31 PM
1 never real1zed//
8:32 PM
1m gonna rest. 1m sorry//
8:32 PM
you lay down and rest
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 8:33 PM
you pop a beer and swig
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Meanwhile: Your name is Maud Vicarion, and you have been camping out in the forest for hours with a stolen rifle, waiting for a good time to strike. You’ve been eyeing the meteor ever since the disaster happened and you were … “forced” to turn to banditry. Now that you finally made it, should you go for it?
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:01 PM
after a while, you wake up
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:01 PM
you are sitting next to keysei
10:01 PM
do you drink?
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:02 PM
you are all patched up
10:02 PM
no, not really//
10:02 PM
1 only dr1nk cucumber based dr1nks//
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:03 PM
well, when you are ready, your next drink is on me.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:03 PM
you form a genuine smile for once, maybe, just maybe, humans arent so bad
10:04 PM
...was earth beaut1ful?//
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:04 PM
oh, extremely. But it was unfair
10:04 PM
it had a mind of its own, this planet was weird.
10:05 PM
thats what killed my mom and dad, funny enough.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:05 PM
the planet k1lled your fam1ly?//
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:05 PM
no, not quite, but, a natural disaster caused it, haha.
10:05 PM
or, maybe they are still alive, i have no clue.
10:06 PM
2008, on a cold winter day, they went out to grab some food
10:06 PM
...they never came back that night
10:07 PM
its like they disappeared out of thin air.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:07 PM
1m sorry//
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:07 PM
why are you sorry? you had nothing to do with it
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:08 PM
1 never met my mom.//
10:08 PM
she was k1lled by a br1ght flash of l1ght.//
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:09 PM
that sucks... I lost everything, and then i met flint on one of my hunting trips
10:09 PM
hes a good friend, he is the last family i have.
10:10 PM
maybe you can be apart of the family as well... what was your name?
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:10 PM
keyse1.//
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:10 PM
keysei. Nice name
10:10 PM
the names isaac
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:11 PM
..thank you//
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/14/2022 10:11 PM
(( @DreamilyDrifting want amalga to come here...
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You're walking around the forest.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/14/2022 10:17 PM
Keysei and Isaac: Notice the carvings in the surrounding trees.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:18 PM
those are some silly carvings
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:18 PM
yeah//
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DreamilyDrifting 11/14/2022 10:19 PM
I AM AMALGA! AMALGA LIVES SUBJECT NO MORE
10:19 PM
AMALGA AMALGA AMALGA I AM FREE
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:21 PM
amalga, theyre silly
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:33 HELLO THANK YOU
10:22 PM
You spot the previous attacker.
OH... UH...
10:22 PM
You tense up.
10:23 PM
You shrink into yourself.
10:23 PM
You are not comfortable.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:23 PM
hey little guy, hes not gonna hurt you no more
10:23 PM
he actually wants to apologize for hurting you
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BETTER NOT
You bear your fangs to look intimidating. It does not work.
10:24 PM
AND... REALLY...?
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:24 PM
1m.. sorry//
10:25 PM
for hurt1ng you//
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...
10:25 PM
...
10:25 PM
NO YOURE NOT
10:25 PM
BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HURT ME >:33
10:26 PM
I... AccEPT THIS APOLOGY. MAYBE I cAN REEVALUATE YOU.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:26 PM
1 l1ke your carv1ngs//
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THANK YOU
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Behind the trees, Maud grunts softly in irritation. Get out of the way already, I’m trying to break into the meteor!
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I HAD A REVELATION AND IT AROUSED A GREAT HAPPINESS IN ME-
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(he didn’t say that he just thought it
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MY NAME. I WAS NOT ALLOWED ONE... LONG AGO. I HAVE ONE NOW.
10:30 PM
I AM AMALGA. NOT A SUBJEcT.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:30 PM
1m glad you found yourself, amalga//
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:30 PM
same here
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:33 PM
god, my wounds hurt.//
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You smell blood. You take in the scent for an amount of time that is personally concerning.
10:34 PM
SORRY FOR BITING YOU
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:34 PM
nah, 1ts f1ne//
10:34 PM
you are a tough fella//
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OKAY GOOD I WASNT REALLY SORRY... YOU KINDA DESERVED IT >8]
10:35 PM
BUT ITS GOOD NOW
10:36 PM
WOULD YOU STATE YOUR NAME AND BUSINESS HERE? IM cURIOUS
10:36 PM
IM cONFUSED ON WHY ALL *THAT* HAPPENED
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:38 PM
hah. 1 really d1d deserve 1t d1dnt 1?//
10:38 PM
1m keyse1.//
10:39 PM
1 played sburb w1th fl1nt. 1 had mot1vat1ons that were worthless. Maybe, 1 just dont know who 1 am.// (edited)
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MAYBE YOU NEED TO FIND YOUR POD
10:39 PM
FIND YOURSELF
10:39 PM
LIKE ME
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:42 PM
yeah. Maybe//
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cAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING KEYSEI
10:44 PM
YOU TOO ISAAc
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:46 PM
yeah//
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:46 PM
sure
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Amalga guides the two to the crashed containment pod.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:46 PM
hm//
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...A M A L G A.
10:47 PM
ENGLISH ScRIPT INScRIBED ON MY POD. SOME LETTERS FADED.
10:47 PM
MY MEMORY IS FOGGY. BUT I DO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED JUST BEFORE I WAS FROZEN.
10:47 PM
I USED ALL MY STRENGTH, MY POWER, TO TAKE MY FREEDOM.
10:47 PM
I RIPPED THIS POD FROM THE HULL OF THE SHIP
10:48 PM
I GOT INSIDE
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AND I AM FREE
10:48 PM
NOT A SUBJEcT
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:48 PM
im glad your free, its a joy with you here lil guy
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THANK YOU...
10:50 PM
THEY TOLD ME NAMES ARE SENTIMENTAL.
10:50 PM
AND NOW I AM SENTIMENTAL.
10:50 PM
KEYSEI...
10:50 PM
FIND YOUR POD. YOUR STRENGTH. FIND YOUR NAME. WHO YOU ARE.
10:51 PM
STOP THE SENSELESS VIOLENcE... FREE YOURSELF.
10:52 PM
NOT A SUBJEcT.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:52 PM
w1ll do//
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HAHA... SORRY. I GOT SENTIMENTAL
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:52 PM
no, no dont apolog1ze//
10:52 PM
you pet amalgas head gently, as you start to float
10:52 PM
1t meant a lot. Keep being sent1mental.//
10:53 PM
1ll go f1nd myself//
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MORE FLOATING PATS ! Purr
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:53 PM
see you two later//
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BYE... FRIEND
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/14/2022 10:53 PM
you blast off at a high velocity, smiling for the first time in your life
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:55 PM
ey, lil guy, want to head back?
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YUSS SIR
You nod as you approach Isaac for a moment, and trot away towards the meteor.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/14/2022 10:58 PM
you walk towards the meteor, you smile, maybe this apocalypse isnt so bad
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/15/2022 12:14 PM
you walk into the forest to cool off.
12:15 PM
you don't know why that pissed you off so much, maybe it's because you care about your mom? You don't know
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Meanwhile, Maud is hiding behind a tree, trying not to be spotted.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/15/2022 12:15 PM
you heard him laugh. You want to blow his brains out
12:15 PM
you take a deep breath and walk back
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 2:50 PM
Snzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Maud finds a car being driven into the forest, with the driver suddenly leaving it there. They're just giving you stuff to steal at this point...
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 2:51 PM
There is a person asleep in the car.
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Maud: Fuck shit up
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You use a wire to unlock the front door, rolling the asleep person out gently, and laying him on the ground. You then begin checking his car and unlocking the trunk to find any valuables.
2:53 PM
(what's in the cuah
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 2:53 PM
Nothing but a shield, some snack food, and a dusty cat plushie.
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oh fucking boring... You leave the car, and decide to check the sleeping man's pockets.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 2:54 PM
A phone and his wallet.
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You take both, pocketing his phone, ID, and all the cash. You also grab the snacks before retreating from the scene. You’ll come back for the car later, once you manage to rob the meteor.
2:59 PM
You also have the keys to said car
3:00 PM
(average forest in Romania
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// aloe stfu
3:01 PM
// stop stereotyping
3:01 PM
// you're thinking of BRAZIL
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 3:05 PM
On the grass, a bug crawls into Mich's nose and he sneezes himself awake. He looks around.
3:05 PM
dammit
3:05 PM
He equips his shield and captchalogues the plush before walking back off to the meteor.
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// how's he know where it is
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/15/2022 3:06 PM
//I mean he drove there and the forest is just outside the meteor, so
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// yeah but the trees are dense
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/15/2022 3:07 PM
//I mean if you're driving a car they can't be that dense
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 3:11 PM
Mich returns, this time searching the forest for more "crazed men."
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You’ll never find him!
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/15/2022 3:41 PM
Maud: Step on a stick.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/15/2022 3:41 PM
Mich: Find deranged carvings all over the trees.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 3:42 PM
You raise an eyebrow at them, but just keep searching.
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CRUNCH
3:45 PM
uh oh
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 3:45 PM
Mich jolts, but immediately begins running for the sound.
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Noticing your victim getting closer, you decide to head upwards. You find the nearest tree, and CLIMB to the best of your ability.
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (20) Total: 20
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/15/2022 3:46 PM
//Maud godtier climber confirmed
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@OmnipresentMicroorganism 🎲 did mich see: 1d20 (20) Total: 20
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/15/2022 3:46 PM
//WHAT
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// mich godtier maud seeer
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 3:47 PM
Mich easily spots Maud climbing up the tree, and runs to it, starting to climb after him.
3:47 PM
GET BACK HERE YOU DICK
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Maud grins, jumping from branch to branch. “Try to catch me!”
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@OmnipresentMicroorganism 🎲 chase roll: 1d20 (7) Total: 7
3:50 PM
@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (17) Total: 17
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 3:50 PM
Though Mich follows after him, he begins to lag behind eventually.
3:50 PM
why the fuck are you even doing this bro
3:50 PM
just gimme my shit back
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You reach another treetop, nearly out of Mich’s sight. “Nah.”
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@OmnipresentMicroorganism 🎲 second wind?: 1d20 (4) Total: 4
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (9) Total: 9
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 3:52 PM
Mich falls from the tree.
3:52 PM
FUCK ow
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You’re slowing down, but at least you’re doing better then Mich. “How’s shit down there??”
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 3:53 PM
Mich wouldn't respond, just focusing on following as best he could from the ground.
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (11) Total: 11
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@OmnipresentMicroorganism 🎲 last chance dash: 1d20 (11) Total: 11
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 3:55 PM
Mich was able to almost exactly match Maud's hopping, though not catching up yet.
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You make it to yet another treetop. “Still down there?”
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 3:56 PM
Mich stays quiet, just pursuing.
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@OmnipresentMicroorganism 🎲 Result: 1d20 (7) Total: 7
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (18) Total: 18
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 3:57 PM
He'd trip over a rock and stumble, allowing Maud a good bit of time to keep running.
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“pffft, can’t even catch up to a malnourished bandit??”
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 3:59 PM
Mich snorted and just kept running.
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@OmnipresentMicroorganism 🎲 Result: 1d20 (16) Total: 16
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (12) Total: 12
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 3:59 PM
Mich put on a burst of speed, starting to actually catch up with Maud.
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still in the trees
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:02 PM
Mich would sacrifice a bit of his catching up and quickly climb up another tree, continuing the chase from there.
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@OmnipresentMicroorganism 🎲 Result: 1d20 (5) Total: 5
4:02 PM
@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (5) Total: 5
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FUCK you fell a few branches. No worries, you’re still quite ahead.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:03 PM
Mich stumbled a little climbing up, but thanks to Maud's own slipup he was still keeping pace.
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@OmnipresentMicroorganism 🎲 Result: 1d20 (2) Total: 2
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (13) Total: 13
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:05 PM
Mich fell from the tree again, this time flat on his face.
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Maud: Steal his shit.
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You leap down from the treetops, and point your gun at Mich’s head. “Since you insist on chasing me… maybe I should take this!” He taps the shield.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:19 PM
He does not react, seemingly unconscious again.
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You flip him over, and attempt to wrest the shield from his grip.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:21 PM
He immediately bashes it up into Maud's face and hops back to his feet.
4:21 PM
like hell id do that
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@aloe bama 🎲 regain footing: 1d20 (16) Total: 16
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You stagger back a bit, stunned but not knocked down. “Heh, smart move.”
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:22 PM
Mich rolls his eyes under his shades and just dashes forward to shieldbash Maud.
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@OmnipresentMicroorganism 🎲 Result: 1d20 (4) Total: 4
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:23 PM
He whiffs the hit.
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (3) Total: 3
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He trips!
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:29 PM
Mich hops on top of him and starts whaling on him with his shield!
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@OmnipresentMicroorganism 🎲 Result: 1d20 (5) Total: 5
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (10) Total: 10
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DODGE ROLL
4:29 PM
You quickly get up and attempt to shoot him in the legs.
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (4) Total: 4
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@OmnipresentMicroorganism 🎲 Result: 1d20 (11) Total: 11
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:31 PM
Mich manages to block just in time, the bullet pinging off his shield with a dent, before rushing Maud again, attempting another shield bash.
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@OmnipresentMicroorganism 🎲 Result: 1d20 (18) Total: 18
4:32 PM
@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (13) Total: 13
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(uh oh
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/15/2022 4:32 PM
//Maud gets bonked?
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(yeah
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:33 PM
THUNK.
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@aloe bama 🎲 maintain conciousness: 1d20 (8) Total: 8
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You’re barely conscious, and your head is bleeding a little. You attempt to run.
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// dummy
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:34 PM
Mich runs after him and goes for another bonk on the head.
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@OmnipresentMicroorganism 🎲 barely conscious bonus: 1d20 (18) + 3 Total: 21
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KNOCK’D OUT.
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// good night sweet prince...
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:36 PM
After approaching carefully and making sure he actually is unconscious, Mich searches him for the stolen items.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/15/2022 4:37 PM
Mich: SPREAD YOUR WINGS LIKE AN EAGLE AND SLAUGHTER YOUR ENEMY!
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:38 PM
What? Nah, you just want your shit back.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/15/2022 4:38 PM
Goody two shoes ass....
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take his shoes
4:39 PM
and socks
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:40 PM
You don't need to- ...You lost one of your shoes in the chase, actually.
4:40 PM
You kick off the other and take Maud's shoes, grabbing your wallet, phone, and keys as well.
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toes🤤
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:41 PM
The socks stay on, though. No toes today.
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WHYYYY
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/15/2022 4:42 PM
After putting on Maud's shoes, you wince on noticing the blood on his head. Sighing, you just captchalogue your belongings and sling your shield back onto your back, grabbing him by an ankle and starting to drag him as you head back to the meteor.
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(big mistake
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 2:09 PM
Fucking hell, you're lost. GREAT.
2:09 PM
You continue walking through the forest, not knowing where you're going.
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Maud returns to the forest, climbing to the top of a tree and perching on a branch. You use your binoculars to view the meteor below.
3:00 PM
Pfft, a bratty rich girl managed to make it to this rock? Hmm.. wonder what she has on her…
3:03 PM
You take another bite of your weed brownie, and begin planning.
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>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...
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is that a package
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((the package was passed through here
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 7:43 PM
>Following the trail it went to.
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Maud swings from the treetops to the ground, right in front of Diamantstein. “What’s up?”
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 7:50 PM
"...who are you?"
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/16/2022 7:51 PM
((your worst nightmare >Megalovania starts to pla
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(REAL
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//maudalovania
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/16/2022 7:52 PM
((Maud's theme is fart sound effects (edited)
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“Hmm, maybe I should ask you that question, considering you’re the stranger around here.”
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 7:53 PM
"I am researching ze area."
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“oooh, a scientist- wait, you must be here for the meteor!”
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 7:54 PM
"I am Rudel Diamantstein."
7:54 PM
"Yes, I am."
7:54 PM
"I must research how and why this happened... and who or what is responsible for it."
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“well, why didn’t you just say so! I’m a good friend of the guy who lives there.. here, I’ll take you right to him!”
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 7:56 PM
"Okay..."
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You walk into the forest, beckoning Diamantstein to follow you.
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lol he went to the meteor
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Shit
8:02 PM
actually you decide to silently follow the scientist, see what he does.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 8:20 PM
Todd floats slowly holding Isaac. His body is freezing cold, but it isn't too big of an issue for the Prince. He is eerily quiet, though.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 8:21 PM
you are silent as well
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Maud is in the treetops, watching the group.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 8:22 PM
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heeeeeeey!!!
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 8:22 PM
Oh
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/16/2022 8:22 PM
heeeeeeeey!!!!!!! todd!!! hi!!!!
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 8:22 PM
Oh shit its the man hi
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/16/2022 8:23 PM
Alain flies quickly towards the group and slows to a stop, smiling.
oh hey!! who's this? :]
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 8:23 PM
This is Isaac. Isaac meet Alain.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 8:23 PM
oh. Hi.sniff
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/16/2022 8:24 PM
:o. .. hey are you okay man? what's wrong what going on? :[
Alain frowns and turns Isaac up towards him.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 8:24 PM
Relationship biz.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/16/2022 8:24 PM
ah .. :[
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 8:26 PM
not.. really. Hh..
8:26 PM
it's trauma related Todd.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/16/2022 8:26 PM
oh.....do you wanna talk about it?
Alain takes Isaac from Todd and slowly begins lowering to an empty clearing in the forest below.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 8:31 PM
I have abandonment trauma.
8:31 PM
I was making something for Jared and he just up and left, with no explanation
8:32 PM
it set a trigger off inside of me and I broke down
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/16/2022 8:32 PM
ah... what did you make? who's jared?
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DreamilyDrifting 11/16/2022 8:34 PM
Some hot guy I smooched
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 8:38 PM
a guy a like.. and I made food and he left
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DreamilyDrifting 11/16/2022 8:42 PM
Some incredibly sexy dude I smooched on the lips
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 8:45 PM
he was hot. And I kissed him and I like him. It reminded me of my- .. nevermind
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/16/2022 8:47 PM
maybe... there was a misunderstanding. i'm sure you did nothing wrong and neither did he!
8:48 PM
maybe something important happened and he had to go. sometimes... you have to walk in someone else's shoes to really understand things.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 8:51 PM
... I wish I knew what my grandma was feeling when she left
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/16/2022 8:54 PM
...i don't think we'll ever know. and i don't think i know your situation and what you're going through... but it's going to be okay.
He smiles, and puts a hand on Isaac's shoulder. His touch is warm.
things will be okay... and you'll be able to push through these feelings soon enough.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 8:57 PM
thank you Alain.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/16/2022 8:59 PM
:]
8:59 PM
alright. should i leave you here? do you need time alone?
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 9:07 PM
uh, yeah.. can I get a hug?
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/16/2022 9:07 PM
He nods... and gives Isaac a warm hug under the arms.
9:07 PM
pat-pat.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 9:08 PM
a massive gust of air blows through the area
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Maud has returned to his home, the forest treetops
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/17/2022 10:20 AM
you stand up and walk back
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Something lurks in the forest, waiting patiently.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 10:33 AM
You spot the "something".
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 10:33 AM
oh, hello there.
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Maud Vicarion
You spot the "something".
DreamilyDrifting 11/17/2022 10:33 AM
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 10:33 AM
"Hey! Who are you?"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 10:34 AM
is that really important?
10:34 AM
i'm not here for any of you or the people on the meteor.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 10:35 AM
"Interesting... well, I guess I'll leave you to it!" He begins to walk away, before stopping. "Actually...."
10:36 AM
He turns around, smiling aggresively, pointing his gun at Thea. "Unless you want to leave this forest alive, give me everything you've got."
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 10:37 AM
Thea draws her own gun.
10:37 AM
why would i carry my wallet into such a dangerous place?
10:38 AM
let's make this easy
10:38 AM
i didn't see anything, you didn't see anything.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 10:42 AM
"You think I'm scared of your gun?"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 10:44 AM
do i?
10:44 AM
besides, i'd hate to have this suit stained.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 10:51 AM
"Well then, you'd better hand over your shit."
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 11:02 AM
are you an idiot?
11:03 AM
i don't have anything valuable.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 11:03 AM
"Hmmm.... show me your pockets."
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 11:08 AM
Thea reaches into her pocket with one hand and shoots Maud's in the other.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 11:09 AM
You also respond with fire.
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (5) Total: 5
11:10 AM
@demeter!! 🎲 Result: 1d20 (7) Total: 7
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(both miss?
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// higher roll 😎
11:10 AM
// both miss but thea gets closer
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 11:11 AM
“Close call, huh?”
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@demeter!! 🎲 fire again: 1d20 (2) Total: 2
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 11:11 AM
warning shots.
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (8) Total: 8
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 11:11 AM
go.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 11:13 AM
“heh, you’re not worth it.” He climbs the nearest tree, getting up to a moderate height. “So, what’re you doing here?”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 11:13 AM
Thea is already gone.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 11:13 AM
aw
11:14 AM
Maud shrugs, returning to the treetops to search for his next victim.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 11:17 AM
you are next to Maud
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/17/2022 11:17 AM
(( @aloe bama
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 11:18 AM
h1//
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 11:18 AM
“woah fuck, didn’t see you there”
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 11:18 AM
1'm as s1lent as a fox//
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 11:19 AM
"Anyways hey, and who are you again?"
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 11:22 AM
Nobody//
11:22 AM
you bounce away
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 11:22 AM
aw
11:22 AM
He looked cool....
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 12:23 PM
You decide to lay belly-down on a tree branch, looking down and waiting for anyone to show up.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/17/2022 12:24 PM
Tree branch: Snap.
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Ozyias Sethpen BOT 11/17/2022 12:30 PM
Ouch ouch ow fuck fucking branches
12:30 PM
Is this it? Fucking get off me tree!!
12:30 PM
Ozyias makes an extremely loud cracking sound as he pushes a tree branch out of his way.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 12:33 PM
Maud falls off
12:33 PM
“Ow, rude… Hey, who are you!”
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Ozyias Sethpen BOT 11/17/2022 12:34 PM
Why don't I ask you that you... punk rocker.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 12:35 PM
“That’s offensive, also I should ask you, considering you’re the stranger here.”
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Ozyias Sethpen BOT 11/17/2022 12:36 PM
You take offense at being called a punk rocker?
12:36 PM
Damn
12:37 PM
I just came here for the meteor, so unless you're also here for him I'm not interested in my extended car warranty.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 12:38 PM
“oh shit, I can take you there!”
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Ozyias Sethpen BOT 11/17/2022 12:38 PM
Are you suuuuuure
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 12:39 PM
“Yeah, I’m a friend of the meteor guy, just follow me….”
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Ozyias Sethpen BOT 11/17/2022 12:40 PM
Why would I do that
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 12:41 PM
“you wanna get lost in this forest?”
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Ozyias Sethpen BOT 11/17/2022 12:41 PM
I don't... feel very lost.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 12:42 PM
“well then, where’s the meteor?”
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Ozyias Sethpen BOT 11/17/2022 12:43 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
12:43 PM
Come back to me with that.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 12:47 PM
“sure… also you got any valuables on ya? Just saying, there’s some dangerous people on the meteor….”
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Ozyias Sethpen BOT 11/17/2022 12:48 PM
I have a book?
12:48 PM
I have no idea what you'd want with it...
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 12:48 PM
“no wallet or anything like that?”
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Ozyias Sethpen BOT 11/17/2022 12:49 PM
Why would I have brought mine?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 1:01 PM
Thea peeks out from the trees.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 1:03 PM
Maud looks dejected. "So, are you sure you don't want me to help you out."
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Ozyias Sethpen BOT 11/17/2022 1:04 PM
Dude, don't tell me you're actually sad because you can't scam me
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 1:05 PM
Thea emerges from the woods and points a gun at Maud.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 1:05 PM
oh my god
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 1:05 PM
he has a gun as well, by the way.
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Ozyias Sethpen BOT 11/17/2022 1:06 PM
Don't tell me. That's your girlfriend.
1:06 PM
This is one big setup and I'm not even the first.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 1:06 PM
could you hang back for me, kid?
1:06 PM
i'm pointing at the scammer boy here.
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Ozyias Sethpen BOT 11/17/2022 1:06 PM
How was it, making up that whole meteor conspiracy??
1:06 PM
I don't trust either of you for shit.
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// hold on
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 1:07 PM
Maud yawns
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Ozyias Sethpen BOT 11/17/2022 1:07 PM
Is the boy a paid actor???
1:07 PM
Was the meteor one really elaborate set???? (edited)
1:07 PM
Okay, the SPIDER was impressive, props to whoever made that.
1:07 PM
You two do know who made the spider, right????? (edited)
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Ozyias Sethpen
Don't tell me. That's your girlfriend.
(Maud x Thea otp <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
😱 1
1:08 PM
(killing myself
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 1:08 PM
"holy shit how dumb ARE you"
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Ozyias Sethpen BOT 11/17/2022 1:09 PM
I feel for your trap!!!!! YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW DUMB I FEEL!!!!!!
1:09 PM
How many have you even killed already? Am I the tenth or the ten hundredth??
1:10 PM
How ELABORATE is this whole fucking hoax anyway???
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// I SAID HOLD ON
1:10 PM
// I'M IN CLASS BRO HOLD ONNNNN!!!
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// okay i really wanted to get it out
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(i'm in class too
1:15 PM
(and yet I'm still maudposting....
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// maud moment
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//just go to til death school instead ess emm aich
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// hey hades can i kill ozyias
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// why
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// c'mon it'd be in character for thea and it'd free up a character slot for you
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// free up??? okay fine whatever
2:47 PM
// kira will remember this.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 2:54 PM
be quiet.
2:54 PM
Thea shoots Ozyias in the head.
2:55 PM
// just had this image on hand (edited)
2:55 PM
// mfw
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 2:56 PM
You reel in shock, before facing Thea. “Hey lady, what the FUCK?!”
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Ozyias' body continues to bleed out onto the ground.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 3:02 PM
you watch silently in the distance amongst the trees
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:02 PM
what do you mean what the fuck?
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 3:03 PM
“you fucking KILLED him, god”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:04 PM
you were threatening me just moments ago
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>maud when he steals all of some guys stuff and almost kills him with his own weapon >maud when some raving lunatic is shot in front of him
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 3:06 PM
so are they dead//
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:06 PM
of course.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 3:08 PM
why d1d you k1ll them//
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:15 PM
they were spouting bullshit and attempting to enter the meteor.
3:15 PM
the meteor that is not meant to be entered by any more citizens that are already there.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 3:17 PM
“pretty sure you wanna to enter the meteor too.”
3:19 PM
“you’re one of those research types, aren’t’cha?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:23 PM
i do not.
3:23 PM
i already have enough information on the meteor.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 3:26 PM
“then why are you even here”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:26 PM
to keep people out of it.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 3:28 PM
“pretty sure you can’t do that my guy”
3:29 PM
“what, are you gonna shoot everyone that tries to reach the meteor like you own the place?”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:30 PM
this is private property directly on the us-canada border. it cannot be owned personally
3:30 PM
therefore it belongs to the government
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// FORESHADOWING COMPLETE
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:30 PM
and when border disputes like this happen, they call people like me
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// HOLY SHIT
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:33 PM
so i have been hired by both the canada government and the u.s. government AND the russian government to keep people out of here
3:33 PM
essentially what i'm saying is that with your gun earlier, you threatened a government agent.
3:33 PM
and tried to rob one too.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 3:33 PM
“damn they still exist? Crazy…”
3:34 PM
“so are you gonna arrest me or something?”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:34 PM
yes.
3:34 PM
you have the right to remain silent.
3:34 PM
anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
3:35 PM
you have the right to an attorney. if you cannot afford one, one will be provided to you.
3:35 PM
sit down and do not resist.
3:35 PM
Thea pulls out some handcuffs.
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/17/2022 3:36 PM
> Maud: Run and warn the meteor crew.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/17/2022 3:36 PM
Maud: Try to flirt your way out of this.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:37 PM
if you resist, i will shoot you.
3:37 PM
Thea is walking forward.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 3:39 PM
You smirk. “Hey, lady, as much as I’d like to be cooped up with you in god-knows where, I kindaaaa actually have to do some shit…. maybe you should just walk away!”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:39 PM
Thea pistolwhips Maud.
3:39 PM
She grabs his hands and handcuffs them.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 3:40 PM
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DreamilyDrifting 11/17/2022 3:40 PM
Maud: JAILBREAK
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 3:40 PM
so uh//
3:40 PM
am 1 free to go//
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:40 PM
you didn't threaten me.
3:40 PM
just stay near the meteor.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 3:41 PM
you kick your gun to Keysei. “Hey bro, let me out…”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:41 PM
Thea looks at Keysei.
3:41 PM
i wouldn't do that
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 3:41 PM
“but I would!”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:41 PM
She drags Maud along and shoves him into a car hidden in the leaves.
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// maudbreak
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 3:42 PM
“soooo… are we going to my place, or yours?”
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> FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 3:43 PM
She handcuffs Maud into the car and locks it.
3:43 PM
She goes over to Keysei.
3:43 PM
since you seem to be civil, do you have any questions?
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/17/2022 3:43 PM
Mich walks by from the meteor, though he doesn't immediately notice the others.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 4:08 PM
since you seem to be civil, do you have any questions?
@Thea Tian Coeus (@demeter!!) - jump no, not really//
4:08 PM
other than why would you k1ll them. And why are you here//
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 4:09 PM
i'm here to keep people confined to the meteor as an order of several governments.
4:09 PM
and i killed that person because i was ordered to.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 4:13 PM
Maud is whistling in the car, waiting for Thea to return.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 4:14 PM
several governments? Lame//
4:14 PM
1m a god, 1 can str1ke down the m1l1tary 1f 1 wanted to//
4:14 PM
you walk back to the meteor
4:14 PM
have fun w1th that dumb m1ss1on//
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Keysei Kakzash
1m a god, 1 can str1ke down the m1l1tary 1f 1 wanted to//
// keysei when he finds out about nukes
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(this is really a half life moment
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// he revives and goes "heh! can't kill me!" and then immediately dies of radiation poisoning
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demeter!!
// keysei when he finds out about nukes
Rhys 。.゚+ 11/17/2022 4:16 PM
//keysei eats the nuke .. he was hungry
😳 1
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(military: where’d our nuke go?? (keysei with a suspiciously nuke-shaped belly:
heart_mspfa 3
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// *b
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 4:18 PM
yawn
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/17/2022 4:33 PM
Out of the corner of his eye, Mich manages to notice the scene and steps over.
4:33 PM
uh
4:33 PM
tf is happening here
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 4:34 PM
you walk past
4:34 PM
a crazed murderer//
4:34 PM
best go back to the meteor//
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/17/2022 4:35 PM
Blink.
4:35 PM
what
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Ozyias' dead body is still here.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/17/2022 4:36 PM
Mich finally looks down for a second before recoiling.
4:36 PM
oh jesus what the fuck
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Clean shot through the head. Almost artistic, if the ground wasn't so muddy.
4:37 PM
He was only fifteen...
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/17/2022 4:38 PM
Mich turns around, curls over, and vomits on the ground.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 4:40 PM
you ok??//
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 4:40 PM
get back inside the meteor
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/17/2022 4:41 PM
Mich turned back around.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 4:41 PM
or what b1g dog//
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/17/2022 4:41 PM
what the hell who even are you
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ectoMycologist 11/17/2022 4:44 PM
KRAKOOM.
4:45 PM
The loud sound rung through the forest, coming from the direction of the METEOR.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 4:45 PM
we should head back//
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 4:46 PM
get back inside the meteor.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 4:46 PM
or what bro!!//
4:46 PM
1 can jump across the sky, what are you go1ng to do?//
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 4:48 PM
it's not what i'm going to do to you.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 4:48 PM
alr1ght.//
4:49 PM
you walk back
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/17/2022 4:51 PM
Mich would retch a few more times before just retreating back towards the meteor.
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The body lies.
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A few helicopters land nearby.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 4:52 PM
there you all are.
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// mods can i have some soldiers
4:55 PM
// like, NPCs
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ectoMycologist 11/17/2022 4:55 PM
(yes)
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// ok who wants to volunteer
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/17/2022 4:55 PM
( @ectoMycologist <3 your turn
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Raises my hand
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/17/2022 4:55 PM
(never mind
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// there are several soldiers
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/17/2022 4:56 PM
//I'll try
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 4:57 PM
stand at attention.
4:57 PM
i realize it's unusual for three governments, two of which have had a cold war with each other, to be on such good terms and to unite like this
4:57 PM
i also realize this entire situation is unusual
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 4:58 PM
“Hey what the fuck am I gonna miss the meteor storming”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 4:59 PM
the russian government, after gaining new information about the meteor here, asked the u.s. to be able to interfere
4:59 PM
and these are desperate times, so they united
4:59 PM
but this meteor is technically also in canada, so that government was needed as well
5:00 PM
i'm from alaska. essentially this means i'm related to all three of those governments.
5:00 PM
hence why i, thea coeus, have been placed in charge of this operation (edited)
5:00 PM
your mission is NOT to enter the meteor. your mission is to protect the premises and keep anyone from getting in or getting out
5:00 PM
treat it like a quarantine.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/17/2022 5:01 PM
((Maud: sounds lame Maud:> starts twerking
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Aw man
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Rhys 。.゚+
((Maud: sounds lame Maud:> starts twerking
HAAHAHAHA
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(you cannot tell where the vocalization came from)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:02 PM
i also need a cleanup crew for this body over here
5:02 PM
burn it, bury it, whatever you have to do
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ectoMycologist 11/17/2022 5:09 PM
(went afk)
5:10 PM
(back)
5:10 PM
(im making a cake give me some slack
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:10 PM
You walk in, attempting to find this G-Man.
5:11 PM
OI CUNTWAD WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/17/2022 5:12 PM
(( @demeter!!
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:13 PM
hello, flint turing.
5:13 PM
please stay in your home.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:13 PM
no fuck you and also how the fuck do you know my name
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:13 PM
don't worry about that.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:13 PM
you arent gonna touch my fucking meteor.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 5:14 PM
“HEY”
5:14 PM
“TELL THEM TO LET ME GO”
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:14 PM
You don't know this person.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:14 PM
please,
Thea gestures to the three firing squads she has.
don't make this harder than it has to be.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:14 PM
shoot me. go ahead. i've survived being impaled and recovered within hours
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:14 PM
then we'll shoot you again.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:14 PM
Your hands began glowing. You are a fucking dumbass.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:14 PM
are you sure you want to do this?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:15 PM
are you sure you want to do this
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:15 PM
i'm giving you a chance to go back inside.
5:15 PM
ooh. a fun twist.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:15 PM
im giving you a chance to call your guys off.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:15 PM
Fire.
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The squads all fire at Flint.
5:15 PM
They aim directly at his head.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:15 PM
You stood through it. This fucking hurts, but you stand still.
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They fire again.
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ectoMycologist 11/17/2022 5:16 PM
(should i roll for him stopping the bullets)
5:16 PM
(or should it just happen)
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// you can the first time but like once he's been shot in the head fifteen times i feel like he's a little beyond thinking
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ectoMycologist 11/17/2022 5:17 PM
(stopping as in stopping them mid air.
5:17 PM
(like. since hes gotten ahold of the spacey thing
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:17 PM
You spit a bullet out, directly at Thea. Just as insult to injury.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/17/2022 5:18 PM
(( would I be able to have keysei be here, or should I wait?
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// still he's been shot fifteen times in the head
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:18 PM
The bullets stopped midair.
you..re.. not too smahrd.. are yew..
Your speech is slurred.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:18 PM
Thea walks up to Flint.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:18 PM
The light from your hands is flickering, but is still bright between the flickers.
5:19 PM
The wounds are slowly pushing the bullets out, causing extreme amounts of bleeding.
5:19 PM
Your GEL VISCOSITY BAR is LOW.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:19 PM
hold still.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:19 PM
get the fucg away from me you btich
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:19 PM
i said, hold still.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:20 PM
You can't object, as your brain is equivalent to a chunk of swiss cheese for the next 30 minutes.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:20 PM
Thea grabs Flint's chest.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:21 PM
Your eyes are. Not focused at all.
5:21 PM
It'd be humorous if your face wasn't riddled with holes gushing blood.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 5:21 PM
you watch out of focus people. You are as sly as a fox
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:21 PM
She rips out Flint's heart.
5:22 PM
maud watching from the car be like
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:22 PM
WHEEZE
5:22 PM
Your pupils dialate.
5:22 PM
Your body proceeds to begin freaking the everloving fuck out.
5:22 PM
The bullets squeeze out of your face like pimple gook. The holes close.
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Thea tosses the heart in a box so that it can't join back up with the body.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:23 PM
let's see how long you survive like this.
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you're flint fucking turing you aren't going down like this.
5:23 PM
get up, asshole.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:24 PM
Your eyes refocus as blood gushes from the hole in your chest.
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"Miss, isn't this a little extra?"
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:24 PM
The voices around you muffle.
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I SAID GET UP.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:24 PM
he has a fucking healing factor.
5:24 PM
Thea kicks Flint to the ground.
5:24 PM
go back home, turing.
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ectoMycologist 11/17/2022 5:25 PM
(hold on
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GET. UP.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:25 PM
>
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The soldiers start to get unnerved.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:25 PM
You stand up.
5:26 PM
You look Thea dead in the eyes.
you're getting off to this aren't you.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:26 PM
you get enjoyment.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:26 PM
believe me, i'm not.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:26 PM
As moments pass, the blood begins gushing more rhythmically.
5:27 PM
Your heart's reforming.
5:27 PM
You gave Thea an unhinged grin. Your twin KHOPESH appear on cue.
5:27 PM
then lets make this fun
5:27 PM
dance with me, bitch.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:27 PM
no.
5:28 PM
turing, i have your best interests in mine.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:28 PM
YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT I WANT.
5:28 PM
Your chest closed up.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:28 PM
do you want to be confined to a house and stay alive, or do you want to get nuked to hell and back?
5:29 PM
i imagine you'd rather the former.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:29 PM
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT MY BEST INTERESTS ARE YOU FILTHY FUCKING WHORE CALL YOUR SHIT OFF. IM NOT GOING TO YOUR NUTHOUSE.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:29 PM
oh my god i'm saying stay in the meteor
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:29 PM
You put the tip of one of the KHOPESH to her throat.
what you meant doesn't matter.
5:29 PM
call your shit off. now.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:29 PM
Thea smiles.
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Some of the men begin to cover their ears.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:30 PM
do you truly believe you have any power over me?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:30 PM
oh i do.
5:30 PM
i'm the fucking lord of space.
5:30 PM
i have all the power i fucking NEED.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:30 PM
Thea hugs Flint.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:31 PM
>
5:31 PM
get
5:31 PM
the fuck
5:31 PM
OFF OF ME.
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Flint notices a knife in his spine.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/17/2022 5:32 PM
Gee, how'd that get there?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:32 PM
ohoho you're playing that game
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:33 PM
stand down, turing
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:33 PM
im standing the fuck up you bourgeois fuck
5:33 PM
The blade slowly is being pushed out. It appears that the GEL VISCOSITY HEALING is effected by amounts of adrenaline in the body.
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// :pleading:
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:34 PM
im not gonna let you confine me
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DreamilyDrifting 11/17/2022 5:35 PM
Thea: Ask him where else he has to go.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:35 PM
ive been confined all my fucking life and the moment i feel like i can finally leave my own home is soiled by some g-men who have some hate boner for me now
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:36 PM
where else are you going to go?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:36 PM
wherever the fuck i want
5:36 PM
the world is my goddamn oyster
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:36 PM
that doesn't even apply to normal citizens
5:36 PM
do you think yourself better than everyone else?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:38 PM
you bet your a- (wait that expression backfired on me earlier)
5:38 PM
you fucking bet i do
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:39 PM
incredible
5:39 PM
so you don't have even an ounce of a respect for your own friends?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:40 PM
i would die for them
5:40 PM
i respect them but the title as the lord of space gave me a massive ego boost.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:41 PM
hahaha
5:41 PM
you don't even know theirs, do you?
5:41 PM
you don't know anything about sburb.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:41 PM
and you do
5:41 PM
you're a fucking gman arent you the one that tried to get rid of it
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:41 PM
oh, flint
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DreamilyDrifting 11/17/2022 5:42 PM
Lord of Space: Flip the table. And by that, I mean the ground.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:42 PM
if you knew half of what i knew...
5:42 PM
don't you miss your parents?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:42 PM
5:42 PM
im gonna fucking kill you
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:42 PM
i know where they went.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:42 PM
5:42 PM
You shut up. You know nothing about her and can say nothing but "kill yourself" and that only works in online arguments
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DreamilyDrifting 11/17/2022 5:43 PM
It doesn't work in online arguments, but yes.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:44 PM
Your grip got tighter on your KHOPESH.
im gonna gut you like a fucking fish if you mention them again
5:44 PM
they didnt fucking care about me so why should i care about them
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:44 PM
it was a pleasure working with them.
5:44 PM
your father talked about you sometimes.
5:45 PM
your mother said she hoped you were safe, but she seemed rather distant on the topic.
5:45 PM
Jane Turing.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:45 PM
shut up
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:45 PM
i'm sure they'd both want you to be safe right now.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:45 PM
shut up.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:46 PM
go inside, flint.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:46 PM
SHUT. UP.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:46 PM
this isn't a debate.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:46 PM
YEAH. SHUT UP.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:46 PM
yet here you are arguing with me
5:46 PM
why don't we talk about this later?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:46 PM
ILL FUCKING KILL YOU.
You began running at her again.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:47 PM
Thea pulls out her pistol and shoots Flint seven times in the head.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:47 PM
>
5:47 PM
You collapse.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:47 PM
The Khopesh cuts right across her cheek.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:47 PM
The trauma to the head finally caused you to go down.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:47 PM
hmm. unfortunate.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/17/2022 5:48 PM
You lie there, motionless.
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RETIRED
..?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:48 PM
She drags Flint's body to the meteor.
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Thea arrives back here as the squad looks clearly horrified.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:50 PM
secure the perimeter within a quarter mile around the meteor
5:50 PM
i don't want anyone to get in or leave
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Aye aye.
5:51 PM
"What about the guy in the car?"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 5:52 PM
just bring him back to the meteor. or jail. whichever one you prefer.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/17/2022 5:52 PM
you hop along the trees silently back to the meteor
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 6:12 PM
Idiot. He let himself grow a new heart.
6:12 PM
Thea thinks to herself. She'll have to do some experiments on this new heart.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 6:31 PM
Interesting biology.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 6:34 PM
booo
mmmm 2
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Maud can make out the soldiers setting up tents.
6:35 PM
Thea is cooking something over a fire.
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Thea Tian Coeus
Interesting biology.
ectoMycologist 11/17/2022 6:36 PM
It's still fucking beating.
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( please pause
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Maud Vicarion
booo
Maud gets kicked out of the car. "You work for us now. First, you take care of that body for us. Second, you'll be cleaning the portable toilets."
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// ok pausing
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aloe bama
( please pause
// oops
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 6:55 PM
You bob and weave through trees, knowing the layout quite well, having played here as a kid.
6:55 PM
You spot some CAMPS, and a CAMPFIRE.
6:56 PM
What will you do?
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(I’ve got 20 minutes let’s fucking do this
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 7:01 PM
> "You work for us now. First, you take care of that body for us. Second, you'll be cleaning the portable toilets."
@hades - jump “alright, but I’ll pass on the toilet thing.”
7:02 PM
“also get me out of these handcuffs”
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"You don't have a choice. Once out of your handcuffs, you will be accompanied by at least two members of our platoon. Make any sudden movements, and bang." Your handcuffs are unlocked, but you do not feel very free...
7:18 PM
They lead you to the body.
7:19 PM
It continues to sit there, stinking up the place.
7:19 PM
// @aloe bama
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 7:19 PM
“god why are you making me fucking do this jesus”
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"Hey, don't ask me. We're here to guard you. Also here." Maud gains the shovel! "Don't do anything weird with it.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 7:20 PM
sigh… You begin digging, rather quickly in order to get it over with.
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(should I timeskip
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// i come back literally 20 minutes after aloe says he has 20 minutes
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// LOL
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(i still have time
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 7:24 PM
“guys this is actually gonna take me hours”
7:24 PM
“can I get some help here”
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/17/2022 7:26 PM
> Maud: Dig a hole to china and escape.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 7:26 PM
“2 feet good enough for ya?”
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"Can you put the body in and not have it rot everywhere?"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 7:27 PM
The thing Thea is cooking finishes cooking. She eats it.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 7:28 PM
“yeah sure”
7:28 PM
“I’ve kinda got the hole ready you can just push him in”
🤨 1
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(ay yo pause
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// HAHAHAHAHAH
7:29 PM
// i love this arc so much
7:30 PM
"Us? You can just escape when we're not looking if it was us pushing the body. You do it."
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 7:30 PM
“I literally won’t, I’m on your side here”
7:30 PM
“those meteor fucks kicked me out, I got nowhere else to go”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 7:30 PM
don't listen to him.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 7:32 PM
“god fine” You push the body into the open grave, wincing a little as you do.
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"Don't forget to bury it."
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 7:34 PM
“Gotcha.” about 20 minutes later, the body is buried.
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"It's now time for the second thing! Remind me what it was again?"
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 7:35 PM
“give me a break I just dug an entire grave”
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"Breaks? Why would we give a POW breaks??"
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 7:36 PM
“hey what, I’m not even legally a POW”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 7:36 PM
you threatened a government official.
7:36 PM
desperate times call for desperate measures.
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ectoMycologist 11/17/2022 7:37 PM
(did this bitch really just eat flints old heart)
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"Now come on, the toilets need to be cleaned!"
7:38 PM
"The commander wants them so shiny you can see the individual hairs on them!"
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(did this bitch really just eat flints old heart)
// 😁
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 7:39 PM
> "The commander wants them so shiny you can see the individual hairs on them!"
@hades - jump
Thea never said this, but she doesn't object.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 7:43 PM
“oh god damn it…”
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Maud's back is poked with the muzzle of their rifles. "Get going!"
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 7:54 PM
“okay, okay, I’m going, jeez….” He reluctantly walks to the toilets and begins to clean them.
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// now this is where the timeskip happens
7:56 PM
"Make sure everything's off!" "And I mean everything!"
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 7:56 PM
You grit your teeth, and scrub harder.
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aloe bama
Click to see attachment 🖼️
I posted this gif for the funny but this is literally Jesse in the neo nazi compound
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HAHAHAHHHAHA
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Few hours later….
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 8:02 PM
“ok there, it’s CLEAN.”
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One of the soldiers inspects it.
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@hades 🎲 Result: 1d20 (12) Total: 12
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"Hm. Looks better than I was expecting, but you just cleaned the top gunk off. It's not even shiny!"
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 8:07 PM
“so what? It’s clean.”
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"Specifically 'shiny enough to see individual hairs off'! Lick the bowls if you have to!!"
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/17/2022 8:09 PM
From the distance, there's a sound of branches breaking.
8:09 PM
Is that.. an engine?
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The soldiers ready their guns.
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/17/2022 8:10 PM
A car bursts from the brush, hitting a bump and arcing into the air over a group of soldiers.
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// PAUSE IM SHOWERING
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/17/2022 8:11 PM
(gotcha
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A squad deploys to follow after the car.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 8:22 PM
“hm, where are they goin’?”
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/17/2022 8:24 PM
The car slams into the ground, making a screeching noise. It continues forward.
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/17/2022 8:24 PM
About 30 meters across from this, Lucinda darts past the distracted soldiers.
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"Don't you even dare look that way."
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/17/2022 8:24 PM
The brick on the gas pedal slips off. The car slows down and then stops. Smoke billows both inside and outside of it, air bags completely cover the views of the windshield and front windows.
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/17/2022 8:26 PM
Lucinda catches a glimpse of Maud, who might have caught a glimpse of her back. Just in case, she puts a finger to her lips in a shushing motion. She's dragging two suitcases behind her.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 8:26 PM
All the commotion gives you an opening. You sneak past, blending in as a soldier yourself due to your GEAR, though surely you would be revealed as a fake if seen up close.
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kid named incompetence:
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"Hey, shouldn't we-" "Shut up. Our job is this guy and this guy only."
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// where the hell did nigel come from
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DreamilyDrifting 11/17/2022 8:27 PM
//he's been here for a while
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:27 PM
motherfuckers
8:27 PM
Thea looks at Nigel.
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MOVEMENT III: DESTRUCTION
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:28 PM
Thea moves onto the meteor's grass to see exactly who's trying to get in.
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/17/2022 8:28 PM
That car alarm sure is loud as fuck. And annoying.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:29 PM
SOMEONE SHUT THAT OFF
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A few soldiers shoot at the car, wasting their bullets.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 8:29 PM
You trek forward, reveling in the distraction of the alarm.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 8:29 PM
Maud doesn’t react, but he silently cheers Lucinda on. “Oh shit guys, someone’s tryna get in!!” You point to a random spot in the forest.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:30 PM
SOLDIER
Thea yells at Nigel.
8:30 PM
GET BACK HERE AND HELP US
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/17/2022 8:30 PM
You perform the legendary maternal-figure-escape-maneuver. It's so cool you almost forget you're in incredible danger.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 8:30 PM
!!!!!
8:30 PM
SHIT!
8:30 PM
...YES MA'AM!
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Maud doesn’t react, but he silently cheers Lucinda on. “Oh shit guys, someone’s tryna get in!!” You point to a random spot in the forest.
"I don't believe you." The other guy looks at the spot Maud pointed out.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:30 PM
good god you college kids are so incompetent
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"I don't believe you." The other guy looks at the spot Maud pointed out.
Wicked Wain of the West 11/17/2022 8:30 PM
A wooden doll is laying on the grass.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 8:31 PM
You reluctantly jog back. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. What the hell are you gonna do?
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/17/2022 8:31 PM
It already has a bullet hole in its chest.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 8:31 PM
using your cleaning tool, you stab the distracted guy in the stomach, and sweep his legs, grabbing his gun.
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"YOU FUCKING-"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:32 PM
Maud feels a gun on the back of his dead.
8:32 PM
drop it.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 8:32 PM
You're back at camp, not sure what to do. If someone notices you, it's over.
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The other guy prepares to shoot at Maud.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 8:32 PM
CAMPSTUCK
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:32 PM
drop the gun.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 8:33 PM
shit, you’re pinned down. You slowly let go of the gun….
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"Good."
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:33 PM
Thea kicks the gun away and Maud to the ground.
8:34 PM
put him back in handcuffs.
8:34 PM
(idiots.)
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 8:34 PM
Good god, what have you gotten yourself into. For what? To investigate this dumb meteor?
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"Miss Commander, what about the other guy? He needs medicinal attention."
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:34 PM
don't we have a medic here? i have more important things to take care of
8:35 PM
he's the one who gave the prisoner such a sharp tool anyway. it's a punishment.
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"Alright." Maud is put back into handcuffs, as the other guard wriggles in the dirt.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 8:35 PM
You pick up some type of gun and point it around, trying not to look like you're slacking off. You look incredibly stupid.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:36 PM
Thea looks at Nigel.
8:36 PM
what are you doing?
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 8:36 PM
...uh, p-practicing aim, m, ma'am?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:36 PM
you had enough time for that in boot camp
8:36 PM
aren't you a little young for a soldier?
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/17/2022 8:37 PM
You laugh. “Handcuffs can’t hold me!! You know who I am??? I’m free!! FREE!!! You can’t hold me!!!”
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he may have lost his mind
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 8:37 PM
aren't you a little young for a soldier?
@Thea Tian Coeus (@demeter!!) - jump i was ready to serve this country, ma'am... I enlisted early.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:37 PM
mhm.
8:37 PM
a patriot, i see.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 8:38 PM
You salute. Oh my GOD.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:38 PM
let me tell you, soldier.
Thea kicks Nigel to the ground.
8:38 PM
this fight is not for your pathetic united states.
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he may have lost his mind
Maud is eventually lead to... an impromptu jail cell? It looks shabby, but not something one can escape easily from, while handcuffed. Frigid water periodically drips from the ceiling, and onto your head. Looks like you're in for the long haul.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:38 PM
this isn't for canada. this isn't for russia. this is not a nation's battle.
8:39 PM
this is for keeping a pubescent lunatic inside a closed area before he snaps and kills every human on the planet
8:39 PM
i'm sure you've noticed the sky turning black and every star in the night sky disappearing
8:39 PM
that was him.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 8:39 PM
let me tell you, soldier. > Thea kicks Nigel to the ground.
@Thea Tian Coeus (@demeter!!) - jump gh-!
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:40 PM
so this is not a petty squabble for your gun rights like it is down there.
8:40 PM
here, you do not serve the states. you serve me.
8:40 PM
got it?
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 8:40 PM
gulp... yes ma'am.
8:40 PM
She can't mean... The guy that lives in the meteor?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/17/2022 8:40 PM
now do something useful. set up some barriers maybe
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/17/2022 8:41 PM
o-of course, ma'am.
8:42 PM
You find some sandbags and begin stacking. All the weight training has come in handy, as it's a breeze.
8:42 PM
Oh boy.
aloe bama started a thread. 11/17/2022 8:43 PM
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(Am I crazy or are there 2 of them
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// why did you make two
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(someone delete one
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@ectoMycologist
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DreamilyDrifting 11/17/2022 8:45 PM
// Nigel fixes Thea arc
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// "fixes"
8:45 PM
// she's right bro!!
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(JOIN THE THREAD IF YOU WANNA SEE MAUD SHENANIGANS
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DreamilyDrifting
// Nigel fixes Thea arc
nah Maud fixes Thea trust
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demeter!!
// she's right bro!!
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Overnight, the perimeter around the meteor has been completely set up. There are soldiers at every turn.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 10:32 AM
Including... Nigel.
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A few people have tried to investigate the meteor, only to be sent back or arrested.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 10:32 AM
Nigel has been plotting, taking notes, and keeping up appearances.
10:33 AM
He knows better than to try to get to the meteor.
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:03 PM
Didn't take that long, after all. Where are you, anyway?
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(GET OUT BRO YOU'LL BE SHOT
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// go back home :trollface:
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 2:05 PM
You spot someone heading into the forest.
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:06 PM
Weird.
2:07 PM
Where's that meteor, anyway?
2:08 PM
Lame.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 2:10 PM
Nobody seems to have spotted this guy, yet. You wave your hands, to get their attention.
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:10 PM
Huh?
2:11 PM
You wave back.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 2:11 PM
You frantically gesture, to indicate that they should leave. It's not very effective.
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:11 PM
You approach the waving person.
2:12 PM
you need anything?
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 2:12 PM
n, no! you need to leave,
2:12 PM
there's, like, military, soldiers,,!!
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:12 PM
aw man
2:12 PM
wack
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DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 2:13 PM
@demeter!!
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:13 PM
can you tell them i can't leave because my legs are all wiggly and stuff
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DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 2:13 PM
or actually @hades
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:13 PM
it took a while to get here on my skateboard
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 2:13 PM
...
2:13 PM
NO???
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:13 PM
aw man
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SPOOKY CROW 11/18/2022 2:14 PM
he really said "dude my legs are weak c'mon.."
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// LOL
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:14 PM
guess i'll just
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One of the other guards takes notice of the situation and begins to walk towards Nigel.
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:15 PM
damn what do i do actually
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"Hey man! What's going on here?"
(edited)
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A few other soldiers walk over.
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:15 PM
also hey have you ever heard of this band
2:15 PM
charlie brown Jr?
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"Go home, this area's closed off."
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:15 PM
oh hey
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 2:15 PM
Y-yeah, you need to leave.
2:15 PM
This area, is restricted.
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:16 PM
you see, i would leave
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The soldiers point their guns at Al.
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:16 PM
but my legs are killing me cuz i got here with my skateboard and...
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 2:16 PM
😨
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"Go home."
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:16 PM
ohh
2:17 PM
well i guess i'll find a way to go home
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 2:17 PM
You whip out your gun from earlier, and point it at the guy, trying not to look out of place.
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:17 PM
anyhow check out charlie brown jr later if you got the time
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d20 (6) - 5 Total: 1
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:17 PM
you probably won't understand the lyrics but the melodies are pretty rad
2:18 PM
i'm going to pretend i didn't see that.
2:18 PM
uh. bye
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potatoisgood 11/18/2022 2:18 PM
You dart out of there.
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"Thank god it didn't escalate..."
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potatoisgood 11/18/2022 2:18 PM
But, as previously mentioned, your legs are killing you, so eventually you just fall down.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 2:19 PM
> "Thank god it didn't escalate..."
@hades - jump
YEAH, thank GOD.
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One soldier follows Al to make sure he goes home.
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Nigel Kamswurth
> "Thank god it didn't escalate..."
@hades - jump
YEAH, thank GOD.
"No thanks to YOU" Nigel gets shoved by one of the soldiers, as they walk off.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 2:21 PM
((not sure if this is what you meant but nigel wasnt talking there
2:22 PM
((i dont think thats what you meant though
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// i think he's just saying that because nigel looks relieved
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DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 2:22 PM
// yes
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 2:23 PM
Ow, Rude! You mumble that last part under your breath.
(rude....)
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:25 PM
You wonder if it's funny or tragic that you went all the way up here just to be threatened and then fall down on a random-ass forest.
2:25 PM
At least that stupid pigeon is still here.
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demeter!!
// i think he's just saying that because nigel looks relieved
// yeah and i had it typed up before dream deleted the shooting thing
2:26 PM
// still sort of made sense
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 2:36 PM
Guarding the perimeter
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:37 PM
you float in here
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:37 PM
You look up while pondering what kind of decisions brought you here. Yes, you know you wanted to go here, but before that. Shit sucks, man.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 2:37 PM
(( @demeter!! can Ufallo talk to thea
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:37 PM
Thea looks at Ufallo.
2:37 PM
go back inside the meteor.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:38 PM
(uhm, I was gonna ask if I can leave for a bit to go get something to read)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:38 PM
don't you have a machine in there that can create whatever you want?
2:38 PM
frankly, you should be thanking us for not seizing that property.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:38 PM
(uh, okay! Thank you!) :D
2:38 PM
you sit down
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:39 PM
go inside.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 2:39 PM
0_0
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:39 PM
you start to float around. Spinning in the air as you sit
2:39 PM
(I want fresh air)
2:39 PM
(why are you guys even guarding the area) (edited)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:40 PM
we've already had to arrest seven people for trying to break in and kill all of you.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:40 PM
(I can't be killed that easily)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:41 PM
your objective should not be relaxing. your quest can be accomplished from the inside of the meteor.
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SPOOKY CROW 11/18/2022 2:41 PM
// aww haaaii....can todd um ....
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:41 PM
you spin around
(I don't have a quest lady)
2:41 PM
(frankly I can simply leave if I truly wanted to)
2:41 PM
you continue to spin.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:42 PM
you should be helping flint with his quest.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 2:42 PM
(( Ufallo is kinda doing what happens in the mob psycho intro as he spins around sitting down
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:42 PM
(flint scares me)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:43 PM
that's unfortunate.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:43 PM
(do you have any goals)
2:43 PM
(I have a goal, but I feel as if it's smaller than others)
2:44 PM
(... Well?)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:45 PM
why would i talk to you?
2:45 PM
go inside.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:45 PM
(but I don't wanna!)
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 2:45 PM
@SPOOKY CROW have Todd come here))
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:46 PM
Might as well listen to something else while you're here.
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The soldier is actively trying to take Al home.
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... The air grows colder. As a floating figure grows closer to the forest, descending slowly towards the forest edge with frost following along the ground under their presence.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:49 PM
(too cold...) :(
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"Brrrr. Is it a cold front coming in?"
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 2:49 PM
hey... do you like charlie brown jr...
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:50 PM
hm...
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"Why are you still out here? It's getting colder and you should be getting home."
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"Hey."
The figure grounds themselves and walks towards the militia.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 2:52 PM
What the hell are you guys doing out here
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:53 PM
keeping people in.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:53 PM
you are still spinning
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 2:54 PM
The Douche of Ice sighs. Cold fog puffs in his breath, but he does not do so much as even shiver from his intensely freezing aura.
Okay why
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:54 PM
me and a small group were able to nearly kill your lord
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:55 PM
(you were the bullies who killed him?!)
2:55 PM
>:(
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:56 PM
to test.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 2:56 PM
He just started his session dumbass of course youre gonna be able to kill him ez
He sounds more disappointed than anything.
Are you guys stupid
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:56 PM
people all over the world are trying to kill all of you
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:56 PM
still.. spinning. You pick up a slight speed though
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:56 PM
nearly two hundred people have been detained at airports with guns in their suitcases with intent to kill everyone here
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 2:57 PM
They tried to kill John!? Er, 'Flint'? You forget that they have real name besides the ones you gave them.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 2:57 PM
And what reason do you have to protect us
His fist clenches. The ground around Thea grows colder. Frost begins to creep slowly up her boots.
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Nigel Kamswurth
They tried to kill John!? Er, 'Flint'? You forget that they have real name besides the ones you gave them.
DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 2:57 PM
// 😁
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:57 PM
i know flint's parents.
2:57 PM
i owe them a favor.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:58 PM
(I thought flints parents didn't exist)
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 2:58 PM
...
The ice melts slowly. His grip loosens.
You better not turn on us.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:59 PM
i have no intent to harm any of you.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 2:59 PM
you start to slowly drift up while spinning
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:59 PM
if i did, i would've already killed all of you.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 2:59 PM
Shoot me.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 2:59 PM
Thea rolls her eyes.
2:59 PM
i'm obviously being hyperbolic.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 2:59 PM
Cmon do it.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 3:00 PM
You inch closer, trying to better hear the conversation. Dave and Mollusk Jones seem to be talking to Thea, your 'commander'.
(edited)
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 3:00 PM
Blow your load in my skull. Fuck wait reword
5477_cat_cock 2
Rhys 。.゚+ pinned a message to this channel. 11/18/2022 3:00 PM
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 3:00 PM
i noticed your ice, why would i fuck with you?
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 3:03 PM
I am setting an example. I am from a session long past in another timeline. I am the Douche of Ice.
He lifts off the ground, as thick spikes of foggy ice begin to emerge and grow from the moisture in the ground under where he floats.
My blood is frozen and I cannot be harmed in normal means. I am a heatless husk of cold with the power to freeze half of this state if I wanted to because I can. And one of my friends can cause even worse. Even if youre not being literal why the fuck do you think you could kill us
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 3:03 PM
monologuing.
3:03 PM
even i don't stoop that low.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 3:04 PM
You get a lot of shitty hobbies when you spend hundreds of years in a mountain of ice frozen and meditating
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 3:04 PM
there are many weaker people in that meteor of yours
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 3:05 PM
Those people do not matter. Only three people not apart of my session matter to me in there
3:05 PM
One of which I cant stand to even look at.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 3:06 PM
Thea smiles.
3:06 PM
She puts her hands in her pockets.
3:06 PM
care to say that again?
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 3:06 PM
Do I need to
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The soldiers seriously reconsider their lives up to this point.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 3:07 PM
i didn't quite hear you.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 3:08 PM
You inch even closer. This is quite scary, but thrilling.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 3:08 PM
I do not care about a majority of the people in there. Torture them. Kill them. I do not give a fu
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 3:08 PM
what the fuck todd????
The Noob of Heart flutters down in full garb, frowning at his associate.
what the fuck are you even saying????
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 3:08 PM
((Alain sweep
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 3:08 PM
hmm.
3:08 PM
Thea tilts her head.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 3:10 PM
Alain you know as well as I do that only you. Me. Mary. Apollo. And those three other asshat musketeers in there matter in the grand scheme of this shit
He doesn't even look at Alain as he approaches behind Todd.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 3:10 PM
how could you even say that??? they're people!! they're people with their own emotions and soul. they have reasons to live and lives WORTH living!
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 3:10 PM
So
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 3:10 PM
SO???
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 3:12 PM
... like i was saying, dude... tony hawk is like, fine. he did his stuff and that's awesome, but i barely hear folks talking about rodney mullen and that peeves me so much dude you have no idea dude...
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 3:12 PM
i can't. i can't fucking believe you right now!! what the fuck is wrong with you what happened to you >:[
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 3:12 PM
I lost the ability to care man.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 3:12 PM
Alain pauses, and he promptly smacks Todd flat against the face—which... just makes Todd tilt slightly to the side. Alain flies off to the meteor.
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Al Schaffer
... like i was saying, dude... tony hawk is like, fine. he did his stuff and that's awesome, but i barely hear folks talking about rodney mullen and that peeves me so much dude you have no idea dude...
"Are you going to leave or not? We can arrest you right here if you don't go."
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/18/2022 3:13 PM
you have floated extremely high in the air. You start to spin away
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 3:13 PM
((he is spinning to the meteor
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 3:15 PM
i'm trying to, dude... do you know where the exit of the forest was anyway
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"Just. Walk the opposite direction you came in from. This is a pretty straightforward forest."
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 3:17 PM
Thea smiles.
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 3:18 PM
ayy thanks dude...
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 3:18 PM
... Dont fuck with me. Or Ill make hell freeze over for you.
And, he ascends past the trees, flying off with snow trailing behind him.
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/18/2022 3:19 PM
i'll leave now
3:19 PM
you should consider listening to charlie brown jr though
3:19 PM
You leave the forest. That was pretty pointless.
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"Okay...."
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 3:20 PM
All your headcanons about DAVE- er, TODD, are shattered. What an uncaring prick.
WHYY 2
3:20 PM
Insufferable, even.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 3:21 PM
Nigel: think about that spinning alien
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 3:22 PM
Oh, MOLLUSK JONES? This is about in line with what you imagined. Silly guy.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 3:29 PM
Thea smiles, and then winces.
3:29 PM
She vomits a pile of blood into a bush.
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"Commander, are you okay??"
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 3:30 PM
((did she eat bad food :(
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 3:30 PM
Oh god, that's unpleasant.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 3:31 PM
fine.
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SPOOKY CROW 11/18/2022 3:32 PM
she drank the airport jungle juice)
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// correct answer: she ate flint's heart
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// NO WAY LOL
3:32 PM
// thea dies of infection before anyone can get her
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 3:32 PM
// <3 couple goals
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Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. The unmistakable crunching of leaves begins approaching.
3:57 PM
The footsteps are heavy, but not as if its a hulking beast.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 3:58 PM
GODDBSHZBXZHSHS ASTER CHECK OUTSIDE DAMMIT
3:58 PM
IM GONNA SCREAM
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More like..
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 3:58 PM
You.
4:01 PM
G-LADY.
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ectoMycologist 11/18/2022 4:01 PM
(flint doesnt know her name so hes calling her by the nickname he gave her.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:02 PM
you don't even know my name.
4:02 PM
heh.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:02 PM
i dont but i know your face. the undying feeling of pure anger i get upon even looking at your ugly mug is unmistakable.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 4:03 PM
Oh my, JOHN is here.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:03 PM
great.
4:03 PM
Thea looks at the soldiers.
4:03 PM
stay back. i'll handle this.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 4:04 PM
You're behind a tree, observing the altercation. You don't think the commander saw you.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:05 PM
finally. fighting me with pride instead of calling your firing squad.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:06 PM
what do you want, flint?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:06 PM
you know exactly what i want
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:06 PM
do i?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:06 PM
i want you dead. i want your squad away from my fucking home
4:06 PM
i want this over with.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 4:06 PM
Flint? Hmm. Noted.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:06 PM
hmm.
4:06 PM
that'd conflict with what i promised your parents.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:07 PM
i told you to stop fucking talking about them
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:08 PM
you're not following my requests, why should i follow yours?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:08 PM
i told you to stop fucking talking about them
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump they mean nothing to me. i dont even care what it is. i clearly didnt have a place in their home, so they have no goddamn place in mine.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:08 PM
your mother, maybe.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:08 PM
your requests are to keep me from progressing.
ectoMycologist pinned a message to this channel. 11/18/2022 4:08 PM
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:08 PM
your father, though?
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ectoMycologist 11/18/2022 4:08 PM
(SORRY I HAD TO ITS FUNNY OUT OF CONTEXT)
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:08 PM
who, bill?
4:09 PM
hes a bigwig in skaianet, didnt even bother trying to make any attempts to contact me
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:09 PM
he missed you.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:09 PM
no he fucking didnt. if he did he'd have came and found me by now
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:09 PM
you think he could?
4:09 PM
do you have even an ounce of knowledge of what this all was for?
4:10 PM
who made the game you played, flint?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:11 PM
i know who made it. skaianet. its funny how he didnt even send it to me without me having to buy it.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:12 PM
so simpleminded.
4:12 PM
you believe yourself to be on a throne. you're so self-centered and you don't even truly realize your importance.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:13 PM
You just let her speak her bullshit. She's gonna keep this argument going to keep you still or some shit, but you listen anyway.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:14 PM
do you even know who calliope is?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:14 PM
no.
4:14 PM
i dont.
4:14 PM
the point of me leaving was to find out, but you're impeding my progress.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:14 PM
hehe.
4:15 PM
you don't even know where she is. what happens when someone stronger than me spots you?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:15 PM
i'll fight them and come back if i die, just like i did earlier.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:15 PM
Thea hums.
4:15 PM
then i suppose we're at an impasse.
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// he doesn't know rct comes from the brain
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// rct?
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ectoMycologist 11/18/2022 4:16 PM
(okay good im not the only one that doesnt know
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// REVERSE CURSE TECHNIQUE
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// HAHAHA
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// healinh!!
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// just say healing bro...
4:17 PM
// they haven't read jjk... it's weird i know
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// the exact quote is a REFERENCE
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Thea Tian Coeus
then i suppose we're at an impasse.
// back to this
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:18 PM
i suppose we are.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:18 PM
Thea looks at Flint.
4:18 PM
Blood drips out of the corner of her mouth.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:19 PM
Yeesh, she's a freak.
4:19 PM
what the actual fuck is wrong with you
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:19 PM
Thea tilts her head inquisitively.
4:19 PM
hm?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:19 PM
th
4:19 PM
nevermind
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:20 PM
She opens her mouth and blood pours out of it.
4:20 PM
She wipes her lips clean of it.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:20 PM
This is some anime demon freak bullshit.
4:20 PM
quit your scare tactics you filthy wench
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:20 PM
> This is some anime demon freak bullshit.
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump
(He doesn't know she's just poisoned)
4:21 PM
what are you still doing here?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:21 PM
well im not gonna go until you either agree to leave or i kill you.
4:21 PM
i dont throw the first punch.
4:22 PM
i will, however, make you regret the day you even thought about coming anywhere near this meteor.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:22 PM
Thea smiles.
4:22 PM
She starts laughing uncontrollably.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:22 PM
what's so funny
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:22 PM
HAHAHA
4:23 PM
Thea finishes laughing.
4:23 PM
you're just as much of a child as your mother said you'd be.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:24 PM
You walked closer to her, holding the blade an inch from her throat.
when, or if i do throw the first punch, it'll be the last.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:24 PM
hmmmm.
4:24 PM
She doesn't move.
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Masumi Tendo BOT 11/18/2022 4:26 PM
you zoom out here, out of site of everyone. You watch flint
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:26 PM
you're smart for not moving.
stupid bitch not even fucking pulling out a gun make this interesting for fucks sake
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:27 PM
She smiles.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:28 PM
Your eyebrows furrow.
4:28 PM
whats your damage why are you enjoying this
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:29 PM
i've been searching for so many years for a worthy rival.
4:29 PM
i thought it'd be you.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:29 PM
the fuck is that supposed to mean
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:29 PM
but even you aren't enough.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:29 PM
>
4:29 PM
this bitch
4:30 PM
You continue your wait for her to do ANYTHING.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:30 PM
She doesn't.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:31 PM
You lower your blade.
4:31 PM
funny how you arent riddling me with bullets like last time
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@demeter!! 🎲 shot one: 1d20 (16) Total: 16
4:32 PM
@demeter!! 🎲 shot two: 1d20 (3) Total: 3
4:32 PM
@demeter!! 🎲 shot three: 1d20 (3) Total: 3
4:32 PM
@demeter!! 🎲 shot four: 1d20 (14) Total: 14
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:32 PM
Thea shoots Flint in the chest twice.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:33 PM
You immediately go and slice her hand clean off. Both the gun and hand clatter to the ground.
4:33 PM
knew that'd get something out of you.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:33 PM
pretty good.
4:33 PM
Thea kicks Flint upside the head.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:33 PM
You recover, hooking the blade of the KHOPESH into her leg.
4:34 PM
You pull the blade towards you, bringing her leg with it.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:34 PM
Thea points the stub on her wrist at Flint's eye.
4:34 PM
grow
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:34 PM
??
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:34 PM
Her hand regrows directly into Flint's eye.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:35 PM
AAAGGHHH
4:35 PM
You grab her wrist and tear her hand out of your eye socket.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 4:35 PM
She pulls his eye with it.
4:36 PM
incredible.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 4:36 PM
you filthy bitch
4:36 PM
ILL KILL YOU
4:37 PM
You pull out the second Khopesh and sink it into her side, taking her with the blade. You swing her around and kick her into the clearing.
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ectoMycologist 11/18/2022 4:37 PM
#outside
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"Uh. What now?"
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Flint Turing
you filthy bitch
ectoMycologist 11/18/2022 4:41 PM
pretend the panel wasnt used here
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/18/2022 4:56 PM
HEY SOLDIER FUCKS
4:57 PM
Slav flings Thea's corpse over here.
4:57 PM
here's your fucking leader
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"Not again...."
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ectoMycologist 11/18/2022 4:59 PM
AGAIN??
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 5:00 PM
Thea, bloody and barely breathing, looks at the nearest soldier, beckoning them.
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They walk towards her, after his fellows push him a little.
5:01 PM
"W- what is it?"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 5:01 PM
s-
5:01 PM
ss-
5:01 PM
sa...y...
5:01 PM
m....na.....m.....
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"Mnam?"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 5:02 PM
n...ame....
5:02 PM
Thea spits blood all over herself.
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"Thea?" "(am i even allowed to say it?)"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 5:03 PM
f..u...ll....
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"I'm not sure I'm allowed to fully say it." "Uh.. Thea Tian Coeus?"
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The soldier explodes.
5:05 PM
Thea's limbs slowly rejoin with her body and her wounds heal.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 5:05 PM
ahhhh...
5:05 PM
She stretches.
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The soldiers step back from the explosion.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 5:08 PM
someone clean that up.
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// @aloe bama :trollface:
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(I WAS AT WORK I MISSED IT
6:13 PM
(FUCK
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// just have maud come back
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// yeah
6:17 PM
A few soldiers force Maud to clean up that guy that just exploded.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 6:18 PM
hey.
6:18 PM
one of you clean it up.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 6:18 PM
You run over. “Yo what happened here”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 6:19 PM
don't worry about it.
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Viscera is covering the grass.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 6:19 PM
Jaw dropped.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 6:20 PM
"don't tell me I missed ANOTHER cool battle..."
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 6:21 PM
Thea stretches, looking at Maud.
6:21 PM
what's your name?
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 6:22 PM
"Maud Vicarion, the one an' only!"
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 6:22 PM
You will never be able to unsee that.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 6:23 PM
"can I ask you yours?"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 6:23 PM
thea.
6:23 PM
don't say my full name.
6:23 PM
you.
6:23 PM
Thea looks at Nigel.
6:24 PM
clean up this body.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 6:26 PM
"soooooo, uh, what do I do now?"
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 6:26 PM
You feel nauseous.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d20 (5) - 9 Total: -4
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 6:26 PM
BLEEERGGGHHHRGRGGGGGGGRG
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 6:31 PM
pffft
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"Well? Are you two going to clean?"
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 6:37 PM
"wait do I have to do it too"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 6:37 PM
no.
6:37 PM
stop commanding maud.
6:38 PM
in fact, why don't you do it by yourself?
6:39 PM
Thea points at the person who just said Maud and Nigel should clean.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 6:39 PM
"oh shit"
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"O- hey! I was put up to this by- THAT GUY!" He points to a random group of soldiers.
(edited)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 6:44 PM
clean.
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:sponig:
sponig 3
sponig 3
6:45 PM
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 6:50 PM
"hah, loser"
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"Alright, fine."
(edited)
6:54 PM
He begins to clean.
(edited)
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 7:38 PM
"so, uh, what now"
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@demeter!!
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 7:42 PM
On the ground, coughing.
CHH, CHGH, BLEgh, eeughhh,,
7:42 PM
Oh thank god.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 7:43 PM
Thea scowls at Nigel.
7:43 PM
well, now, we wait for them to find out i'm not dead.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 7:56 PM
"and then we STORM THE METEOR!!!"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 7:57 PM
no?
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 7:58 PM
"aw..."
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 7:59 PM
we have bigger--
8:00 PM
Thea seethes for a moment, clutching her eye.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 8:00 PM
"aw shit, you good?"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 8:00 PM
better than good.
8:00 PM
Thea grins.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 8:02 PM
"nice. Also, do you think I can keep watch on the treetops tonight"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 8:02 PM
hmm.
8:02 PM
can i trust you to do so?
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 8:06 PM
"yeah! You can't get rid of me that easily..." He winks, does a few fingerguns, and climbs up the nearest tree in record time.
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"Should we- oh wow he is fast!"
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 8:09 PM
He pokes his head out of the treetop. "I know right"
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 9:16 PM
“hey do you guys happen to see that big ass white thing in the sky
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 9:17 PM
What the...
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 9:26 PM
You reach the very top of the tree, and stare at the beacon with your binoculars.
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"What the heck is that! Can you see it from there??"
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 9:27 PM
“It’s probably one of the gods they have or something”
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 9:36 PM
"looks like these goobers are gonna be even tougher to beat"
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DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 9:39 PM
Thea: This is familiar...
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 9:40 PM
Thea cracks a grin.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 9:48 PM
“hey uh”
9:48 PM
“permission to check it out”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 9:49 PM
no need.
9:49 PM
i already know what that is.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 9:50 PM
“mind telling us”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 9:51 PM
that is an experiment i conducted with flint turing's parents and a few others.
9:51 PM
it's a highly volatile alien.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 9:52 PM
“goddamnit more aliens”
9:52 PM
“is it one of those green guys”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 9:55 PM
no, another.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 10:02 PM
“ohhh shit, is he gonna be a problem”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 10:05 PM
it.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 10:05 PM
“sorry”
10:05 PM
“is it gonna be a problem”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 10:06 PM
i don't think so.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 10:11 PM
“cool.” He starts lounging on the tree branch, eating some of Mich’s snack food.
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"Aw, he gets snacks??"
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 10:16 PM
he did more as a god damn prisoner than any of you.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 10:17 PM
“awwww thanks…”
10:17 PM
“want some gummy worms?”
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"....." "Yes"
(edited)
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 10:22 PM
“wasn’t talkin’ to you man”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 10:26 PM
sure.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 10:30 PM
You slide down the tree, and hand Thea a handful of gummy worms. “Ok, but now, you actually have to give me real food out here”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 10:40 PM
you're in no position to make demands.
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Thea Tian Coeus
but even you aren't enough.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 10:40 PM
“hey I’m the man with the gummy worms and the Doritos and the what have you”
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/18/2022 10:41 PM
i have the budget of three militaries. if i wanted junk food, i could get it.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 10:41 PM
“SLAV???”
10:42 PM
pogers
😱 1
10:42 PM
Fuck
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11 pm moment
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// leaving that for posterity
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 10:42 PM
i have the budget of three militaries. if i wanted junk food, i could get it.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 10:43 PM
“well THESE…. have been marinating in a car for like a day”
10:43 PM
“eh? eh???”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 10:44 PM
that's worse.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 10:45 PM
“whatever I could probably hunt rabbits and whatever else roams around this place”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 10:45 PM
or you could eat some of the provided rations.
10:45 PM
Thea points to a tent that's been set up containing some meal options.
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(love this dynamic
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 10:47 PM
You decide to check out some of the rations.
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2021 MRE MENUS: (All menus contain a Spoon, Flameless Ration Heater, Paperboard Sleeve, and Paperboard Insert Card unless otherwise indicated) Menu 1 Chili with Beans Cheddar Cheese Spread Vegetable Crackers Cornbread Pepperoni Pizza Cheese Filled Crackers Grape Beverage Powder, Carb-Fortified Hot Beverage Bag Accessory Packet A Menu 2 Shredded ...
10:48 PM
😁
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 10:49 PM
“oh shit”
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HEHEHEH
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(he hasn’t eaten anything real since entry
10:54 PM
(this is why he’s on the military’s side(doesn’t know about the atrium
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// LITERALLY
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 10:58 PM
om nom nom rations😋
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"Hey! How many are you fucking eating?"
(edited)
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 10:59 PM
it’s not the tastiest stuff, but it’s a whole lot better than the dirt and twigs you were eating in the forest.
10:59 PM
“fuck off I’m hungry@
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 10:59 PM
leave him alone. he hasn't had any until now.
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Maud Vicarion
“fuck off I’m hungry@
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 10:59 PM
he's having his share and the one he didn't get yesterday.
10:59 PM
Thea looks at Maud.
11:00 PM
that said, your next one should be your last for today.
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"Fine." He walks off, grumbling.
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/18/2022 11:00 PM
You don't think you have the stomach to eat right now.
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... *zzzzzZAP*
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/18/2022 11:01 PM
A tall woman stumbles as she teleports into the forest, back turned to the group, turned towards the meteor. She's a good few feet away but that was still REALLY noticable. She still hasn't noticed the entire fucking militia.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:01 PM
mouth full “holy shit it’s someone”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:01 PM
not this again
11:02 PM
Thea walks up to Marigold.
11:02 PM
hello.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/18/2022 11:03 PM
Huh? oh howdy partner!
Marigold turns and looks up at Thea.
Hey sorry if I'm intrudin'. comin' to check up on my buddy over 'ere if you don't mind miss....
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:03 PM
“yo am I the buddy”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:03 PM
over here?
11:04 PM
i believe you're looking for somewhere closer to the meteor.
11:04 PM
right now, we're trying to quarantine the area.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/18/2022 11:04 PM
“yo am I the buddy”
@Maud Vicarion (@aloe bama) - jump Nnnno I do not know you. sorry bucko.
11:04 PM
i believe you're looking for somewhere closer to the meteor.
@Thea Tian Coeus (@demeter!!) - jump Mhm! he's orange and yellow? kinda super cold 'n' stuff. super hard to miss! :B
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:05 PM
i believe the last time i saw him he said that he didn't care about the lives of almost anyone in the meteor.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:05 PM
“wowwww nobody in the meteor cares about me shaking my head….”
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/18/2022 11:05 PM
Yeah. I done heard of that from our Heart friend.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:06 PM
yes, i believe he's over on top of the meteor.
11:06 PM
though, i don't believe you've heard the situation, if you'd give me a minute to explain.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/18/2022 11:06 PM
Go on?
She cocks a brow and adjusts her goggles.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:07 PM
currently, you and all other people living in the meteor are restricted to being within a quarter mile radius of the meteor at all times.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/18/2022 11:07 PM
Oooh... darn. wait like. why?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:07 PM
we're not doing this to imprison you, but rather to keep others out. already, around eight hundred people have been arrested for attempting to come here in order to, or plotting to, murder all of you.
11:08 PM
now, i'm sure some of you stronger people might be able to survive, but there are a good ten others at least inside there.
11:08 PM
that alongside the importance of protecting the player Flint Turing makes it vital for you all to be protected.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/18/2022 11:08 PM
Ten?? darn things've gone up a ton since I was last here huh!
11:09 PM
Well partner I do think that you ain't got no issue to worry with me. y'see I can instantly blink from one place to another? so I can get past that there border no issue.
11:10 PM
If I need I can transport people out actually.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:10 PM
perfect.
11:10 PM
you seem amiable; could you pass the message along to your friends?
11:10 PM
i think you could explain it more kindly than i.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/18/2022 11:11 PM
Mhm! right along, ma'am!
She smiles and nods.
If my name ain't Marigold Austin Abella then... well I don't know where I was goin' with that but you get me!
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:11 PM
thank you for your time.
11:11 PM
Thea smiles warmly.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/18/2022 11:12 PM
You too partner!
She smiles and gives a brief salute, before flying off towards the meteor to tell the others.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:13 PM
Thea turns on her heel.
11:13 PM
SOLDIERS.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:13 PM
“yo”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:14 PM
it's now time to sleep. go to the barracks tents and swap out with whoever is in your assigned bed.
11:14 PM
Thea turns to Maud.
11:14 PM
not you.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:14 PM
? “are you not letting me sleep now”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:14 PM
not right now.
11:14 PM
you slept in late anyway.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:15 PM
“ok, do I just keep watch or something”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:16 PM
i have something to discuss with you.
11:16 PM
follow.
11:16 PM
Thea walks into a small office building that was somehow deployed by the military. God so much has happened. I guess a ton of helicopters came or something...
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:17 PM
He walks in. “So, what did you want to “discuss” with me?” He grins wide.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:17 PM
Thea punches Maud across the face.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:18 PM
“OW FUCK-“
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potatoisgood 11/18/2022 11:18 PM
A tree ruffles.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:18 PM
idiot.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:19 PM
He rubs his face. “Jeez, what was that for?”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:19 PM
you interrupted me talking to the teleporter.
11:19 PM
you took more rations than you were meant to.
11:20 PM
you tried to bargain with me.
11:20 PM
remember. i do not serve you. you serve me. with undying loyalty.
11:20 PM
kneel.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:22 PM
Your face immediately shifts from confidence to fear. You kneel.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:24 PM
Thea smiles.
11:24 PM
good.
11:24 PM
She extends her hand to Maud.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:25 PM
Maud looks up, hesitant.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:26 PM
take it.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:26 PM
He takes it.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:28 PM
Thea helps Maud up into a hug.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:30 PM
you hug back, hard. I’m sorryI’m sorryI’m sorryI’m sorryI’m sorry
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// god i feel so fucking bad for maud
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:31 PM
it's okay.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:33 PM
You look like you’re about to cry…
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:34 PM
shhh.
Thea runs her hand through Maud's hair.
it's okay.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 11:34 PM
Thea: STAB
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:34 PM
sniffle “thanks….”
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// thea like "it's okayyy it's not your fault you're such a bitch idiot"
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(TRUE
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Outside, a soldier investigating Slav's car wonders where all these books about men in love came from.
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(sergey gave it to him
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// BWAHAHAH
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DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 11:39 PM
Soldiers: Investigate the consort village nearby.
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They're already doing that. They're protecting that perimeter too.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:41 PM
You’ve slightly regained your composure. “So, uh, what happens now?@
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:42 PM
well-
11:42 PM
Thea vomits blood onto Maud.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:42 PM
“OH GOD-“
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:42 PM
ugh.
11:42 PM
She wipes her mouth.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:43 PM
“god damn haven’t I been punished enough..”
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potatoisgood 11/18/2022 11:43 PM
A rough laughter is heard.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:43 PM
that wasn't intentional.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:44 PM
“also are you like ok”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:44 PM
it's a side effect of me eating flint's heart and eye.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:44 PM
“did it taste good”
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potatoisgood 11/18/2022 11:44 PM
(normal questions asked by normal people) (edited)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:44 PM
the heart did. the eye i wasn't able to cook, so not as much.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:45 PM
“god damn how is this boy still alive”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:45 PM
i don't know either.
11:45 PM
but it's given me some good abilities.
11:45 PM
i can see through his eye.
11:45 PM
and my lesser healing abilities have been heightened greatly.
11:46 PM
Thea outstretches her hand to Maud's face.
11:46 PM
cut off my finger.
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kid named finger:
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:48 PM
seeing no other sharp object in the room, you decide to BITE, hard, on Thea’s (kid named) finger.
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// wow.... this is just like makima biting denjis finger...
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(kid named finger
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potatoisgood 11/18/2022 11:49 PM
(when she biting off your finger but you a gangster)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:50 PM
Maud is able to bite it clean off.
11:50 PM
Thea holds up her bleeding lack-of-a-finger.
11:50 PM
see?
11:50 PM
now watch.
11:51 PM
heal.
11:52 PM
Thea's finger sprouts small plants that form the shape of a finger. The plants twist into flesh.
11:52 PM
Her finger returns.
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(wtf thornling
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:53 PM
“whadda hell….”
11:56 PM
the (kid named) finger drops from your gaping mouth.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:56 PM
The finger seems to rejoin with Thea's flesh.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:57 PM
“also I don’t know why I just decided to bite it, god that’s embarrassin’”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/18/2022 11:57 PM
you asked how human flesh tasted.
11:57 PM
not too odd to me.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/18/2022 11:57 PM
“yeah I mean it was fine…”
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// potato has been typing for like six minutes 😨
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i've typed longer
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// im scared and crying of what's about to happen
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potatoisgood 11/19/2022 12:05 AM
Interesting. Most interesting. From what you've managed to gather, her finger rejoined her flesh after she ate "Flint"'s heart and eye. While approaching to ask for answers seems tempting, the nature of these people needs to be comprehended before such a move is taken. Otherwise, no one will know what happened with 4M, the internet's meteor investigator.
(edited)
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Anne Martin BOT 11/19/2022 12:05 AM
For now, you merely observe from afar.
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(how’d she see that
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// there's windows it's fine
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// rule of cool deems it okay
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Something wicked this way comes.
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// anne is in for a show 😁
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something wicked this way cums
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demeter!!
// anne is in for a show 😁
ay yo???!
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potatoisgood 11/19/2022 12:06 AM
take that back aloe.
12:06 AM
anyway
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demeter!!
// anne is in for a show 😁
potatoisgood 11/19/2022 12:07 AM
she has always been
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(guys I can’t actually do this tonight
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// AUGH
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aloe bama
(guys I can’t actually do this tonight
// oh thank god
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// aloeeeeee
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// me neither ...
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(i gotta wake up EARLY tomorrow
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potatoisgood 11/19/2022 12:08 AM
(then have a good night pal)
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// gn aloe...
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 12:08 AM
// Goot night... Sweat prince
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night gordon feetman!
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// boo we hate your pussy
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KILL YOURSELF
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 12:10 AM
// your pussy is uninteresting and bland.
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potatoisgood 11/19/2022 12:10 AM
thats mean...
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 12:16 AM
Thea lets Maud sleep.
12:16 AM
She sees something prowling around outside.
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a being writes down something, as it hops out of site
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Anne Martin BOT 11/19/2022 12:17 AM
... is she looking at you?
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 12:17 AM
((potato waitt
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// let anne think it's her
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 12:17 AM
((I was gonna introduce someone
12:18 AM
((oh
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 12:18 AM
Thea walks toward the prowling figure.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/19/2022 12:19 AM
Perhaps not. But this does not mean you are allowed to keep your guard down.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 12:19 AM
what are you doing here?
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 12:21 AM
((me?
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potatoisgood 11/19/2022 12:21 AM
(probably
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the being looks at that
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 12:21 AM
Thea** pretend it says thea)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 12:24 AM
who are you?
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 12:24 AM
((FUCK
12:25 AM
((can you change a fucking tuppers prefix
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// yeah
12:25 AM
tul!brackets
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Tupperbox BOT 11/19/2022 12:25 AM
Tupperbox
Bot Command | brackets
View or change a tupper's brackets Usage: tul!brackets <name> [brackets] - if brackets are given, change the tupper's brackets, if not, simply echo the current ones tul!brackets add <name> <brackets> - add another set of brackets to proxy with tul!brackets remove <name> <brackets> - remove a set of brackets, unless it's the last one Brackets must be the word 'text' surrounded by any symbols or letters, i.e. [text] or >>text
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 12:26 AM
I'm a slug, lady. I've been documenting your strange powers
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 12:28 AM
hmm. what's your name?
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 12:28 AM
Dismus, Dismus Utropp.
12:28 AM
I played in a sburb session and god tiered, I see you are strong
12:29 AM
I wish to join your side instead.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 12:29 AM
interesting.
12:29 AM
then you understand you serve only me, correct?
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 12:30 AM
yup
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 12:30 AM
say that you serve only me. say that you will follow my every command.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 12:30 AM
hey, quick. Move to the side. Something rapidly approaching is coming in 5 seconds
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 12:31 AM
say it.
12:31 AM
She steps to the side, obviously.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 12:31 AM
fast moving bullet
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 12:31 AM
say that you serve me and that you will follow my every command.
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a man wanting to kill flint mistakes thea for flint
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 12:31 AM
I serve you and I will follow your every command.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 12:31 AM
Thea smiles.
12:32 AM
good.
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the bullet hits the tree
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A few soldiers gun the man down.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 12:32 AM
I have amazing futuresight
12:34 AM
you sit down, and take out a slug
12:34 AM
you bite down on it. And eat it
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some soldiers look in disgust
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 12:37 AM
the nutrition value of slugs. Of humans as well. It's fun to let loose sometimes
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 12:37 AM
better to cook it.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 12:38 AM
i like it raw.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 12:39 AM
you get more nutrients when it's cooked, though.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 12:39 AM
I'll consider it
It smiles, this alien has a lot of screws loose. You admire it
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Anne Martin BOT 11/19/2022 12:43 AM
At this point, you give up writing anything you hear down. You're barely hearing anything now and the whenever you hear something it's about the nutritional values of slugs or something like that. These people are goddamn weird.
12:44 AM
Not you. You are normal.
12:45 AM
While you are hiding in a tree in the middle of nowhere to investigate a meteor that no one has any idea about what's going on with it, at least you aren't eating slugs.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 7:29 AM
zzzz
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 8:18 AM
//THE OPPOSITION GROWS
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/19/2022 8:19 AM
You've been collapsed in a tent for most of the night, not sleeping.
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DreamilyDrifting
//THE OPPOSITION GROWS
til death: opposing force
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hunt down the lordling
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 9:09 AM
YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 9:15 AM
// Nigel romances a soldier. Real
9:15 AM
//not related but it would be funny if he starts accidentally romancing people just trying to be nice
9:15 AM
//he IS jacked and stuff...
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aloe bama
til death: opposing force
// literally
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// @hades @aloe bama
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:42 AM
> Something wicked this way comes.
@hades - jump
Pommel arrives.
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We'll say Dismus is like busy or something for the sake of this fight
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 11:42 AM
Maud wakes up, rubbing his eyes. Did you really fall asleep here…
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:43 AM
hello.
11:43 AM
stay back, please.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:43 AM
He is immediately spotted by a soldier.
11:43 AM
"Hey, what're you're here for??"
11:43 AM
United Nations business. Back off.
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The soldiers stay back.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:44 AM
idiots. he didn't even flash a badge.
11:44 AM
besides.
11:44 AM
i know you, cerazen.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:44 AM
I don't need one.
11:44 AM
If it isn't Coeus' daughter.
11:45 AM
Not like your mother, are you?
11:45 AM
The UN fucking called, and they want your ass at the Hague.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 11:45 AM
You leave, approaching the front line. “Ay yo what’s goin on”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:45 AM
that's unfortunate.
11:45 AM
i'll have to decline.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:46 AM
You violated an entire treaty. They want your head at Oslo, and they don't care if it comes attached to your body or not.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:46 AM
if you think the united nations, who've barely ever done anything, hold any power over me?
11:47 AM
come on. let's get this over with.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:47 AM
Heh. They sent me because they're too busy getting everyone else ready.
11:47 AM
Pommel pulls out his sword.
11:47 AM
Let's do this.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 11:48 AM
“FINALLY a fight god…” He raises his gun.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:48 AM
Thea shoots at Pommel.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:49 AM
Pommel deflects the bullet, and begins to dash at Thea.
11:49 AM
A gun? Seriously? You don't get as good as I do being weak to guns!
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:50 AM
Thea kicks Pommel across the head.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 11:51 AM
You dash up the nearest tree, attempting to catch him from behind.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:51 AM
Pommel dodges so closely it looks like he gets hit, but then!
11:51 AM
He swings his katana, and ends up behind Thea.
11:51 AM
Don't get cut now.
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@hades 🎲 cut down maud's tree: 1d20 (13) Total: 13
11:52 AM
@aloe bama 🎲 jump to another tree: 1d20 (20) Total: 20
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:52 AM
Pommel swings, and manages to catch a tree close to Maud, almost collapsing it onto his.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:52 AM
oh?
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 11:52 AM
he expertly jumps branches. “Too slow!!!”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:53 AM
Thea jumps upward, bouncing off of Pommel's blade.
11:53 AM
She lands on Pommel, forcing a palm into his chest in order to push him back.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:54 AM
HAH! Good.
11:54 AM
Pommel uses the force to spin around, slashing in all directions. Everything caught in the range of his katana is cut into two.
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Several trees fall over.
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Several soldiers gulp as they realize how close they almost were.
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@aloe bama 🎲 land: 1d20 (16) Total: 16
11:54 AM
@demeter!! 🎲 break pommel's arm: 1d20 (1) Total: 1
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 11:55 AM
Maud gracefully lands several feet behind Pommel.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:55 AM
Thea charges at Pommel to break his arm, and is impaled by his blade.
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@aloe bama 🎲 pistolwhip ‘im!: 1d20 (3) Total: 3
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:55 AM
Pitiful. Not like your mother at all.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 11:55 AM
yeah you’re not getting anywhere near that blade
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:55 AM
He easily dodges Maud's limp attack.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:55 AM
Thea coughs up blood on Pommel's face.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:55 AM
What now?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:55 AM
heal.
11:56 AM
Pommel is forced back as his blade leaves Thea's body.
11:56 AM
Thea is rejuvenated.
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@hades 🎲 cut thea faster than she can heal: 1d20 (1) Total: 1
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:56 AM
She's got a healing factor. Good. Too good.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 11:56 AM
you climb up another tree, and prepare for an attack.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:56 AM
Pommel skips back to prepare for a special attack.
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@aloe bama 🎲 GOOMBA STOMP: 1d20 (15) Total: 15
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:57 AM
He wipes his face of blood, but not before!
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 11:58 AM
You leap, landing directly on Pommel’s body. You can hear a crunch….
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:58 AM
GRAH! Get the FUCK off me!
11:58 AM
Pommel flips over and begins slashing at Maud.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:58 AM
Thea tackles Pommel.
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@hades 🎲 Result: 20 Total: 20
❌ 1
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oh wait
11:58 AM
opps
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@hades 🎲 Result: 1d20 (15) Total: 15
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:59 AM
The brunt of Pommel's attack is directed toward Thea.
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@demeter!! 🎲 knock pommel's sword out of his hand: 1d20 (17) Total: 17
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:59 AM
Pommel's sword lands nearby as Thea is injured.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:59 AM
...
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:59 AM
She turns her head to Maud. Pommel's sword lies at his feet.
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@aloe bama 🎲 GRAB AND STAB: 1d20 (19) Total: 19
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 11:59 AM
save me, maud.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 11:59 AM
You bitch.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 12:00 PM
you grab the sword, and PLUNGE it into Pommel.
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@hades 🎲 pull maud away from you: 1d20 (7) Total: 7
12:00 PM
@demeter!! 🎲 keep pommel in place: 1d20 (17) Total: 17
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 12:00 PM
Pommel can only weakly resist, as Maud stabs him with his own sword.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 12:00 PM
“not so tough now, ain’t ya’?”
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 12:01 PM
F- fuck you. Who the hell even are you?
12:01 PM
They only told me about Thea, but you?
12:01 PM
You're good. Too good.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 12:01 PM
“Name’s Maud Vicarion, remember it.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 12:02 PM
Yeah, next time when this sword plunges your damn heart.
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@hades 🎲 attempt to grab his neck: 1d20 (13) Total: 13
12:02 PM
@aloe bama 🎲 RESIST: 1d20 (6) Total: 6
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@demeter!! 🎲 heal into pommel's hand: 1d20 (19) Total: 19
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 12:02 PM
heal.
12:02 PM
Thea outstretches her hand into Pommel's.
12:02 PM
Pommel's explodes.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 12:02 PM
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OW
12:03 PM
Pommel grits his teeth.
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@aloe bama 🎲 drive sword deeper: 1d20 (14) Total: 14
12:03 PM
@hades 🎲 rip out theas hand: 1d20 (9) Total: 9
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 12:03 PM
As the sword starts going into you, you start fading out...
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@hades 🎲 pull the sword out yourself: 1d20 (13) Total: 13
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 12:04 PM
I. WILL. NOT. LET. YOU. HAVE. THIS.
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(bad idea now he’s gonna lose blood
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 12:04 PM
The sword starts heating up.
12:05 PM
As it slowly slides out, it almost sloppily cauterizes Pommel's wound on the way out.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 12:05 PM
save me, maud.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 12:05 PM
Pommel breathes heavily. The extra pain sure did take a toll on him.
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@aloe bama 🎲 KILL: 1d20 (7) Total: 7
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// no killing
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 12:05 PM
He attempts to weakly g-
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(Alright I gtg
12:06 PM
(see you in 2 hours
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// damnit
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(I’m back….
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 1:57 PM
you attempt to kick him to the ground.
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@hades 🎲 resist: 1d20 (19) Total: 19
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 1:58 PM
Pommel manages to get up, despite the kicking.
1:58 PM
Yapping dog.... Do you ever stop barking?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 1:59 PM
maud.
1:59 PM
i trust you.
1:59 PM
She points at him.
2:00 PM
heal.
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Maud feels better than ever.
2:00 PM
He still has the sword...
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@aloe bama 🎲 STAB STAB STAB: 1d20 (3) Total: 3
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god damn bruh
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@hades 🎲 Result: 1d20 (4) Total: 4
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 2:01 PM
Despite Pommel's limp dodges, Maud cannot hit him.
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@aloe bama 🎲 STAB STAB STAB: 1d20 (3) Total: 3
// there's a +2 from the feeling better
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 2:01 PM
Maud still catches him either way.
2:02 PM
The blade is still hot, and Pommel winches when it hits him.
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@aloe bama 🎲 dis-arm him: 1d20 (15) Total: 15
2:02 PM
@hades 🎲 Result: 1d20 (17) Total: 17
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 2:03 PM
YOU ALMOST GOT MY ARM. FUCKER.
2:03 PM
Gripping his shoulder, Pommel prepares for a tackle.
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// @aloe bama?
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (16) Total: 16
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 2:05 PM
you flip him over, stabbing him in the back.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 2:06 PM
Grkh!
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@hades 🎲 Result: 1d20 (5) Total: 5
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 2:07 PM
Pommel attempts to twist around, but with the sword in his chest can't move behind Maud.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 2:07 PM
Thea stands up.
2:07 PM
maud. let him go.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 2:08 PM
“you sure? I got him pretty good….”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 2:08 PM
yes. you did good.
2:08 PM
Thea kisses Maud on the cheek.
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 2:08 PM
You might have gotten my spine, but you don't know what I know! They're fucking coming for your heads.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 2:08 PM
😳😳😳😳😳
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Pommel Cerazen BOT 11/19/2022 2:08 PM
Looks like you got his lower half good. He doesn't seem to be moving.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 2:09 PM
Thea kicks Pommel's head.
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@demeter!! 🎲 k.o.: 1d20 (7) Total: 7
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 2:09 PM
oh whatever.
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@hades 🎲 Result: 1d20 (3) Total: 3
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 2:09 PM
help me get him into the cell.
2:09 PM
Pommey's out.
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// pommey 🥰
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 2:10 PM
Thea picks Pommel up by the arms.
2:10 PM
get his legs
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 2:10 PM
you lift his legs.
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His sword still burns on the ground...
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 2:11 PM
“um, whadda we do with that??”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 2:12 PM
Thea hauls Pommel into the jail.
2:12 PM
She looks at the sword, and then at where Todd was a bit ago, where ice still remains.
2:12 PM
She picks up the sword and sets it in the ice.
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The sword chooses.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 2:13 PM
Thea hands the sword to Maud.
2:13 PM
it's yours now.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 2:13 PM
He gasps. “You sure???”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 2:14 PM
i can heal at will. you can't.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 2:17 PM
((can Dismus walk in or should I wait
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// go aheda
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 2:18 PM
you drag a corpse in here
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 2:18 PM
He gratefully takes the SWORD, swinging it wildly above his head. “I’ve got the FUCKING sword now- wait what”
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 2:19 PM
hey thea. I saw your powers, are you able to heal her?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 2:19 PM
why would i?
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 trajectory: 1d20 (5) + 3 Total: 8
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 2:20 PM
she would be helpful to you
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 2:20 PM
she's obsessive over flint. tasking her with having to keep him confined wouldn't be a very good idea, i don't think.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 2:20 PM
hm. Fair
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The pod veers off course. It's going to land irregularly, but not too far from Coeus.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 2:22 PM
you can convince her to do stuff. She is a rot player tnea
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 2:22 PM
((thea**
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 2:22 PM
she can wipe out anyone when you need help
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/19/2022 2:23 PM
What was that booming sound!?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 2:24 PM
i don't think so.
2:24 PM
not yet, at least.
2:24 PM
i'll keep her around as an ace in the hole, but she's too volatile to be used right now.
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(the squad is taking shape….
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 2:28 PM
thanks
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(would it still be night
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// i don't think so?
2:30 PM
// time is meaningless theres no sun
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(forgor
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 2:30 PM
Maud slices down a tree for the fun of it, before returning to Thea. “What’s that corpse about”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 2:31 PM
a slug.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 2:31 PM
a friend of mine. She is quite. Dead right now
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 2:31 PM
“another member of the squad?? Hell yeah”
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 2:34 PM
yeah.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/19/2022 3:15 PM
You wake up from your nap. It seems like you were out for a while. Hopefully nothing important happened while you were asleep.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 3:38 PM
hmm. that crash...
3:38 PM
dismus, go investigate.
3:38 PM
She hands Dismus a walkie-talkie.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 3:39 PM
“uhh what do I do”
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// @Rhys 。.゚+
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 3:40 PM
be ready to fight.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 3:41 PM
“gotcha.” You shake up the nearest tree, looking out with your binoculars to see if they will come.
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Maud Vicarion
“gotcha.” You shake up the nearest tree, looking out with your binoculars to see if they will come.
*snake up
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 3:43 PM
> She hands Dismus a walkie-talkie.
@Thea Tian Coeus (@demeter!!) - jump
you go and walk out of the forest
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Anne Martin BOT 11/19/2022 3:46 PM
It seems they are preparing for something.
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Thea, 003, Dismus, and Maud arrive.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 4:36 PM
“yo we’ve got a great squad out here”
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The soldiers stand at attention.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 4:37 PM
hello soldiers.
4:37 PM
this is three, from the Extraterrestrial Experimentation Endeavor.
4:37 PM
they are above all of you.
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0h, s0 flatt3ring! Uee hee hee!
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// literally til death NERV
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Anne Martin BOT 11/19/2022 4:52 PM
It seems there's someone else who is ranked above the soldiers besides the mysterious lady.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 4:53 PM
dismus, the slug, will be my advisor.
4:53 PM
maud is my personal bodyguard.
4:53 PM
and three is both of those.
4:53 PM
if they give you an order, you listen.
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The soldiers affirm their understanding.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 5:28 PM
“I get to be your bodyguard??? I’m flattered…”
5:28 PM
There’s no hint of snarkiness in your voice, you seem genuinely grateful.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/19/2022 5:30 PM
You wonder for how much longer will you have to endure these weird-ass people talking to hear the slightest hint about what's happening at the meteor.
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> Anne: Just go into the meteor.
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ectoMycologist 11/19/2022 5:30 PM
(man whats dismus got against flint
😁 1
5:30 PM
(double crossing fuck
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// quote from dismus: he picks the side that's winning
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ectoMycologist 11/19/2022 5:31 PM
(chaotic neutral
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// LOL
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if they give you an order, you listen.
@Thea Tian Coeus (@demeter!!) - jump Y3s.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/19/2022 5:34 PM
> Anne: Just go into the meteor.
@hades - jump > You don't know how!
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You turn to Coeus.
5:38 PM
Th3r3 is a matt3r I b3li3v3 is w0rth discussing, C03us.
5:38 PM
004. I pr3sum3 y0u kn0w?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 5:41 PM
yes. they're currently under the control of dr. turing's son turned traitor.
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ectoMycologist 11/19/2022 5:42 PM
Traitor?
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Anne Martin BOT 11/19/2022 5:49 PM
Traitor?
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yes. they're currently under the control of dr. turing's son turned traitor.
@Thea Tian Coeus (@demeter!!) - jump Ah. Ar3... Th3y w3ll?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 5:51 PM
likely not.
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You do care for 004. The runt of the litter. Unobedient, aggressive, though, your kin.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 5:51 PM
i saw them activate their opticharge.
5:51 PM
perhaps they'll come to their senses.
5:52 PM
(they didn't even defend me when i looked them straight in the eyes...)
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0h d3ar.
5:53 PM
I d0 h0p3 s0. I hav3 miss3d th3ir... 'C0mpany' 0n th3 ship.
5:54 PM
Although you prefer obedience, non-compliance is quite a spectacle to behold separate of yourself. So entertaining. Though, it can quickly become upsetting.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 5:56 PM
Thea eyes Three warily.
5:56 PM
mm.
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You give a warm smile in return. Although you care for 004 - they will be punished accordingly for misbehavior. This is how all love is - knowing when to embrace, and when to strike. A simple balance.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 6:08 PM
“damn that sucks”
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ectoMycologist
(chaotic neutral
Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 6:08 PM
((Dismus would 100% double cross thea the minute she loses
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 6:11 PM
you cook slugs
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Anne Martin BOT 11/19/2022 6:14 PM
You quickly take off a page from your notebook and write a message. "AM INTERESTED IN INVESTIGATING METEOR. ALLOWED? Y/N", it says. You drop it off from the tree, hoping someone finds it.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 6:42 PM
HEY
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 6:42 PM
hm?
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 6:42 PM
Slav shoots Thea six times in the head.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 6:42 PM
Thea collapses.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 6:42 PM
He reloads. He fires another six times.
6:43 PM
He leaves before any soldiers can react.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 6:43 PM
shes fine.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 6:44 PM
“oh what the FUCK?!”
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You burst out into laughter.
6:44 PM
UEEEEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
6:44 PM
Quit3 th3 sh0w!
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 6:44 PM
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 6:45 PM
it seems like they are growing more emotionally unstable, its only been a night or two.
6:45 PM
you write down in a notepad.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/19/2022 6:53 PM
You realize you didn't inform any way one could contact you if they found your message. You write down your number and throw it down, hoping that whoever finds the first message also finds this one.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 7:12 PM
(( @demeter!! can i do sumn with keysei
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// sure but gimme a sec
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 7:12 PM
((oki
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// ZERO REACTION
7:26 PM
// oh nvm i just didn't read anything
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(what
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A soldier, trembling, says Thea's full name. He explodes.
(edited)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 7:26 PM
ugh.
7:26 PM
finally.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 7:27 PM
“heh they really can’t kill you can they”
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 7:27 PM
who can?
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// @Rhys 。.゚+ do the keysei thing
7:28 PM
// then i think crow has something planned
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/19/2022 7:28 PM
above thea, and the rest of the group
7:28 PM
vines start to pour down slowly
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// would dismus be able to tell thea
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 7:29 PM
vines coming up from above
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 7:30 PM
Thea steps away
7:30 PM
She looks up.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/19/2022 7:31 PM
h1//
7:31 PM
you need better guards lady//
7:31 PM
the vines drop several soldiers
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 7:32 PM
what for?
7:32 PM
maud. sword.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/19/2022 7:32 PM
you whisper something
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:32 PM
In the distance of the forest outskirts... where nobody near the center can quite hear... a motorcycle revs loudly, as it drives and maneuvers quickly between the trees and through the thickets. Its driver's cape flutters in the wind behind them as dust clouds and emerges behind it.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 7:33 PM
((YES
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 7:33 PM
hm?
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 7:33 PM
You start cutting down vines, unaware of the motorcycle
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 7:33 PM
... wait.
7:33 PM
Thea's eyes widen.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/19/2022 7:34 PM
hm?
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:35 PM
It grows within earshot of Thea... and she can just barely make out the sounds of revving in the deep distance.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 7:35 PM
The hairs on the back of Thea's neck raise.
7:36 PM
let's settle this later.
7:36 PM
She shoots Keysei, knowing full well he can take it.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 11/19/2022 7:37 PM
vines disappear. It was a vine clone
7:37 PM
he was already gone
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 7:42 PM
“HEY WAIT FOR ME”
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:47 PM
They grow louder, and closer. Until they sound only meters away.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 7:47 PM
you ready your sword….
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:47 PM
// i can work with this
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (18) Total: 18
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 7:47 PM
MAUD PUT THE FUCKING SWORD DOWN
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:49 PM
And just as Maud readies his blade... he only sees them for a split second, before he ends up on his back with 300 pounds of pure metal running him over, causing them to ramp and fly above Thea.
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Rhys 。.゚+ pinned a message to this channel. 11/19/2022 7:49 PM
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:49 PM
RE
7:49 PM
rEALLY
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 7:49 PM
JDBDJSBSHSHXBSHSBZHHZZVSHHZ
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:49 PM
REALLY
7:49 PM
FUCK YOu
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I had it on hand
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 7:50 PM
THEA: MAUD LOOK OUT
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STFU
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:50 PM
DUDE RIGHT IN
7:50 PM
FUCK YOu
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 7:50 PM
> he only sees them for a split second, before he ends up on his back with 300 pounds of pure metal running him over, causing them to ramp and fly above Thea.
@SPOOKY CROW - jump you.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 7:50 PM
ow….
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Anne Martin BOT 11/19/2022 7:50 PM
Road safety laws be damned, you suppose.
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:50 PM
ok no pause i
7:50 PM
fuck pause one secodn
7:51 PM
dude i getits like a funny fmaily guy joke but
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SPOOKY CROW
And just as Maud readies his blade... he only sees them for a split second, before he ends up on his back with 300 pounds of pure metal running him over, causing them to ramp and fly above Thea.
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/19/2022 7:51 PM
round 2 of a vehicle careening through the air
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:51 PM
please god dont post people beign run over to death by a car
7:51 PM
right in front of me
7:51 PM
fuck
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OH
7:52 PM
SHIT
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oh sorry
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SORRY
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won’t do it again
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FUCK I DIDN'T REALIZE SORRY CROW
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it's safe to assume that maud's fucked here
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:56 PM
ok uhh
7:56 PM
i'm goodish now fuck
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im really sorry crow
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:58 PM
you're good
7:58 PM
lemme uh finishup like one of these sketches i had planned
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 7:59 PM
You, this time, AREN'T here for a fight. You're searching for one of the ALBINO TREES, mostly because you haven't seen one in quite a bit.
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Oh goodness. Turing. On top of the car, this is quite a nuisance.
8:00 PM
You follow him.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:00 PM
One of the ways you can tell one's around is a staticy feeling in the air. Like being right next to a TV.
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ectoMycologist 11/19/2022 8:01 PM
(literally everyone except flint will start feeling their body uncontrollably vibrating near one)
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Flint Turing BOT 11/19/2022 8:01 PM
There's also the yellow lightning they give off, which signals their location.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/19/2022 8:03 PM
It seems as if they're too distracted to notice your message. Frustrating, but it's not like being ignored ever stopped you. You just hope nobody wonders what a grappling hook is doing being hooked across trees.
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Thea Tian Coeus
> he only sees them for a split second, before he ends up on his back with 300 pounds of pure metal running him over, causing them to ramp and fly above Thea.
@SPOOKY CROW - jump you.
SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:04 PM
And above her... she witnessed his eyes, staring deep down into her. Judging her, looking at her with anger.
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ectoMycologist 11/19/2022 8:04 PM
(ITS HIM
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:04 PM
MOTHER. FUCKER.
DreamilyDrifting started a thread. 11/19/2022 8:05 PM
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ectoMycologist 11/19/2022 8:05 PM
(damn im heavier than a motorcycle)
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:05 PM
He lands with a crunch in the twigs below and drives past her. He isn't after her... and he drives through the edge of the woods, towards the Lord.
8:06 PM
(into the thread)
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>Thea: help Maud
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:18 PM
that STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. HE'S GONNA FUCK IT ALL UP.
8:18 PM
Thea looks at Maud in disgust.
8:18 PM
heal.
8:18 PM
Maud is healed, but Thea looks disinterested.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:20 PM
"shit who was that"
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 8:20 PM
Thea: Notice 003 is missing.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:21 PM
Dermot.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:22 PM
"who??"
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 8:23 PM
you continue to cook slugs
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/19/2022 8:24 PM
why do you have so many fucking questions?
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 8:24 PM
> Thea: Intervene with the motorcyclist.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:26 PM
"well fuck"
8:27 PM
You decide to go over to Dismus, and see what he's cooking.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 8:29 PM
slugs are tasty
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:30 PM
urgh
8:31 PM
"Isn't this cannibalism"
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 8:31 PM
it's what I thrive for
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/19/2022 8:31 PM
You hide behind a tree, observing Dismus and Maud. Hmm.
8:32 PM
...And you proceed to trip on a twig, falling flat on your face.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:32 PM
"whos that"
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 8:32 PM
buff guy
8:32 PM
you eat the slug
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/19/2022 8:32 PM
guh-!!
8:33 PM
u-uh,,
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:33 PM
"hey"
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/19/2022 8:33 PM
You jump up, and salute.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:33 PM
"want some slugs"
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/19/2022 8:33 PM
YES SIR! W-what,,?
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 8:33 PM
want slugs
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:34 PM
"it's a simple question"
8:34 PM
"do you want slugs or not"
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/19/2022 8:34 PM
...no?
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 8:35 PM
ok
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:35 PM
"lame"
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 8:35 PM
you eat another slug
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/19/2022 8:35 PM
A-arent you guys,, supposed to be commanders, or something,,?
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 8:35 PM
I don't know
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/19/2022 8:35 PM
Hmm.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:35 PM
"I don't have any military experience"
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/19/2022 8:36 PM
...
8:36 PM
OHMYGODMENEITHERPLEASEHELPME
8:36 PM
You slap your hand over your mouth.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:37 PM
"oh my god bro calm down"
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/19/2022 8:37 PM
this is hell,,!!! I can't calm down!!
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 8:37 PM
then leave
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/19/2022 8:37 PM
I. CANT.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 8:37 PM
why
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:38 PM
"yeah you can't actually leave"
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 8:38 PM
What
8:38 PM
Bitch
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/19/2022 8:39 PM
YEAH.
You can't control the volume of your voice.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:39 PM
"shhhh stop yelling"
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 8:40 PM
you pick up a pebble
8:41 PM
you fling it up into the sky
8:41 PM
you snap your fingers and you disappear. You take the place of the pebble
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:41 PM
"what"
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 8:41 PM
you scout out the area for any other marauders
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/19/2022 8:42 PM
...
8:42 PM
You grab Maud by the shoulders firmly.
8:42 PM
if I don't get out of here soon I'm going to go FUCKING CRAZY excuse my language
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 8:43 PM
"bro get off me" He pushes Nigel away.
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Dismus's walkie talkie, left behind, lights up.
9:02 PM
A voice comes from the other end.
9:02 PM
"save me, maud."
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/19/2022 9:02 PM
You immediately get up, and begin rushing to Thea's aid.
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Nigel Kamswurth
if I don't get out of here soon I'm going to go FUCKING CRAZY excuse my language
ectoMycologist 11/19/2022 9:40 PM
LITERALLY EQUIUS
9:40 PM
DREAM HOW IS NIGEL NOT EQUIUS
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 9:40 PM
// EQUIUS DOESNT ACT LIKE THAT
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ectoMycologist 11/19/2022 9:40 PM
THE WHOLE EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE THING
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 9:40 PM
//OH YOU
9:40 PM
//NIGEL IS JUST LIKE THAT
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ectoMycologist 11/19/2022 9:40 PM
YES HE DOES YOUVE MADE HUMAN EQUIUS
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 9:41 PM
//I will put the hurt on you, boy.
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It's snowing.
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"Huh! Maybe those rich guys going to space had the right idea......"
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/19/2022 11:21 PM
Mich spins to the edge of the forest, and starts cutting down a good-sized pine tree.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/19/2022 11:22 PM
you dont intervene
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/19/2022 11:24 PM
It eventually falls down with a crash, and Mich starts dragging it back.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:09 AM
Mich returns, and climbs a tree, starting to scout the treetops for Maud.
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He doesn’t seem to be up there like he usually is….
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:12 AM
huh
12:12 AM
Mich starts hopping from tree to tree around the perimeter, looking down at the forest floor for Maud.
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OH GOD THERES MILITARY GUYS
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They haven't spotted you. Yet.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:14 AM
Mich just shrugs, and hops down the the floor, curling up into the shell and rolling around the forest instead.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/20/2022 12:14 AM
...
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Some of them spot the obvious rolling ball, and begin to group around it.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/20/2022 12:16 AM
He just spins through and past like a bowling ball.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/20/2022 12:44 AM
you think
12:44 AM
> Some of them spot the obvious rolling ball, and begin to group around it.
@hades - jump leave him be. He isnt here to hurt people.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/20/2022 1:30 AM
you walk into the forest, frustrated
1:32 AM
you sit down, as soldiers point guns at you
1:32 AM
you freeze them within ice
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 1:32 AM
hello, isaac.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/20/2022 1:32 AM
shut up bitch. im not here to start anything
1:33 AM
quite the fucking opposite, im not joining you or joining any side. I want a break
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 1:33 AM
then fucking leave instead of killing soldiers.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/20/2022 1:33 AM
if i stay one more minute in that meteor, im killing flint, and everyone else inside.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/20/2022 1:33 AM
Thea gestures to an opening.
1:33 AM
go.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/20/2022 1:34 AM
you snap your fingers as they unfreeze, while you leave the meteor
1:34 AM
the soldiers are fine
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/21/2022 5:41 PM
Thea’s corpse bounces into the forest, a severed arm is holding onto her neck.
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One of the soldiers fearfully picks at it.
5:42 PM
They say her name.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/21/2022 5:42 PM
that took less time than i thought it would.
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A soldier shoves Nigel.
(edited)
9:55 PM
// @DreamilyDrifting
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/22/2022 9:55 PM
!?
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"Hey. Go get on helicopter 9, dude."
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/22/2022 9:56 PM
Huh? W, why?
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"Coeus said so!"
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Nigel Kamswurth BOT 11/22/2022 9:56 PM
Uh, okay?
9:57 PM
You're jumping for joy inside. Anything to get away from this hell.
Rhys 。.゚+ started a thread. 11/22/2022 10:32 PM
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 11/24/2022 8:14 AM
Where is that meteoric rock....
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 11/24/2022 10:00 AM
Helllooooooooo anyone
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potatoisgood 11/24/2022 1:48 PM
It's so cold. The cries of the trees beckon you to turn away. But all you can do is run until you fall limp on the floor.
1:48 PM
You're scared. You don't hear anyone chasing you, though.
1:49 PM
But something forces you to continue moving forward.
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/24/2022 4:13 PM
WOO YEAH BABY THAT'S WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!
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Leaves crunch under your feet.
1:08 PM
Where the FUCK is he?
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At an extreme velocity, cutting down trees, an incredibly large amount of blood cleaves through the forest.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/26/2022 3:22 PM
// HOLY SHIT ALICE IS COMING BACK????
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demeter!!
At an extreme velocity, cutting down trees, an incredibly large amount of blood cleaves through the forest.
holy fuck blood manipulation reference?!?!
3:23 PM
zomg
3:23 PM
wait how FAST is this blood (edited)
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// it did, in fact, break the sound barrier
3:25 PM
// it took around 15 minutes to travel a like
3:25 PM
// hold on calculating this
3:28 PM
// 2670 miles
3:29 PM
// which means it was going over 10,500 miles per hour
3:29 PM
// luckily most of that was in the air but
3:30 PM
The blood worms its way into the dirt.
3:31 PM
A corpse previously devoid of blood now rises. A hand bursts from the dirt.
3:31 PM
@hades
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DreamilyDrifting 11/26/2022 3:31 PM
// YAY NOW KATIE IS 100% INNOCENT!
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/26/2022 3:32 PM
(not how this works
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DreamilyDrifting 11/26/2022 3:32 PM
// YAY!
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DreamilyDrifting
// YAY NOW KATIE IS 100% INNOCENT!
// stfu
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demeter!!
// which means it was going over 10,500 miles per hour
oh god
3:35 PM
Blood-spinning is a medical procedure used to shorten the healing time of an injury. Small samples of the patient's blood are taken and spun in a centrifuge, allowing platelets and blood plasma to be isolated from other blood components. The platelets and plasma are then combined forming platelet-rich plasma (PRP), which has high concentrations ...
3:35 PM
😁
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demeter!!
A corpse previously devoid of blood now rises. A hand bursts from the dirt.
// cmoooon hades
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:36 PM
Alice Montoya digs herself out of the dirt.
3:37 PM
Oh fuck I told her to take my stuff didn't I
3:37 PM
Shit.
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She pats herself down of dirt. Wow, that was a lot of blood.
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Alice feels like she still doesn't have full control over her body.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:40 PM
At least they buried me.
3:40 PM
Nah who am I kidding. I saw everything. Between the helicopters and now someone must have seen me and buried me.
3:41 PM
Which means someone else is in the meteor now.
3:41 PM
Double shit.
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A Voice speaks inside Alice's head.
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// HUH?
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DreamilyDrifting 11/26/2022 3:42 PM
// It's me girl, the ps5
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// you know but like
3:42 PM
@demeter!! post the thing with urijah and trius
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DreamilyDrifting
// It's me girl, the ps5
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// WAHAHAHA
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its so fucking funny
3:44 PM
i will have this saved forever
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:45 PM
Did you really think your revival wouldn't come at a price?
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:47 PM
Fuck me I got an evil shadow self. Do you know who is currently in the meteor, or are you the type to know the same as me?
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:47 PM
Turing's dreamself is still there, as well as some religious zealot. They seem to be arguing right now.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:50 PM
Thank god you know. If you didn't I would have killed myself again. Wait, would you also know what happened to Sophia? More than what being in Lucinda showed me. Man that came out wrong
3:51 PM
I should stop rambling but i am so not used to being alive again so quickly
3:51 PM
I was sort of hoping to draw out that barely hanging on through my own blood thing a little bit longer but ill take being alive as well
3:52 PM
Man I need my stuff back. At least I have the cloak.
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:52 PM
Sophia is currently training with Pommel in order to kill Katie and your master.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:53 PM
Obviou- WAIT. If you aren't Thea, who the fuck are you?
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:54 PM
I'm you.
3:54 PM
Your master is Thea.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/26/2022 3:54 PM
(( NOOOO WHYY
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:55 PM
Obviously. The joke is that I have to fight my sister. Sigh. I can probably convince her to like, not even fight in the first place so that's that down.
3:55 PM
Wait who the fuck is Pommel?
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:56 PM
Fight our sister? No. She's fine, not much of a threat considering how far out of his prime Pommel is.
3:56 PM
Lucinda, though? You have to kill her.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:56 PM
I at least want Katie dead. Enemy of my enemies is my friend and all.
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:57 PM
Katie? She's not even a threat.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:57 PM
But Lucinda still has my shit. She probably knows how to use it already.
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:57 PM
What'd she even do to you?
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 3:57 PM
Yeah, ever heard of a thing called loose end vengeance??
3:58 PM
If I ever get her to stop that fighting then I'll do whatever. Die again, fuck it.
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:00 PM
Hoooly shit shut up.
4:00 PM
Some rich white girl is not of your concern.
4:00 PM
Lucinda? Keysei? Flint?
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:01 PM
KEYSEI?!?
4:01 PM
Alice laughs out loud.
4:01 PM
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IM GOING TO DO TO HIM??????
4:02 PM
I'll let Sophia have Katie, but the fucking flying last member of his species who can make my body fall away faster than you can say pilk???
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:02 PM
Do you think he stands a chance against us?
4:03 PM
Look at your hands. Near-rotting. You just came back from the fucking DEAD.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:03 PM
Yeah, I can't die. So what? Unless I have magic powers of my own, I can't compare to them!
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:04 PM
Mage...
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:06 PM
Yes, that is someone with magic powers.
4:06 PM
Wait a second.... If I nearly died... Doesn't that mean I should have came back with something?
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:06 PM
Check out your teeth, buddy.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:06 PM
Alice opens her mouth.
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Sharp, sharp fangs.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:08 PM
A vampire. Fuck off. Is a zombie next?
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/26/2022 4:08 PM
(YES
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:10 PM
Well, aren't you technically both?
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// alice vs lucinda vampire battle
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:10 PM
Vampire zombie arc.
4:10 PM
Alice puts her head in her hands.
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// i love this callback so much
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// CALLBACK?
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:17 PM
Alice attempts to move forward.
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demeter!!
// alice vs lucinda vampire battle
Wicked Wain of the West 11/26/2022 4:17 PM
(makeout session
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// you don't know half of it
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Alice Montoya
Alice attempts to move forward.
She stumbles and falls.
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:19 PM
You're rotting a bit there. It might take a second to get readjusted.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:19 PM
How do I UN rot bitch
4:20 PM
Alice puts actual effort into unrotting.
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:20 PM
It's like atrophication. You have to keep trying to move to unrot.
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/26/2022 4:21 PM
ALICE: Imagine how much worse this would have been if they embalmed you
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:22 PM
Oh fuck no. You wouldn't wish that on anyone.
4:22 PM
Except maybe Keysei.
4:22 PM
> It's like atrophication. You have to keep trying to move to unrot.
@Alice Monthoya (@demeter!!) - jump Wow THANKS FOR TELLING ME
4:23 PM
Alice keeps moving forward.
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Alice Monthoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:23 PM
You just did.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/26/2022 4:23 PM
Just did what
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aloe bama
(Maud x Thea otp <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
// holy shit
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// bro wasn't a light player for shit
8:00 PM
// LITERALLY KNEW
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(I ALWAYS WIN
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potatoisgood 12/9/2022 10:52 AM
Filming equipment? Check. Sustenance? Check. Self-defense tools? Check. Alright. All perfect for you to delve deeper into the forest.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 10:56 AM
All those damn girls will rue the day they messed with Maria Anastácio Silvana.
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Step. Step. Step.
11:54 PM
That was quick. Must move faster now.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 1:49 AM
Something lands in the forest.
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// WHAT WAS IT
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 8:15 PM
A girl camps in the woods. Seems she's quite frustrated, as she fucking hates camping.
8:15 PM
She doesn't feel like going back to the meteor.
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Pluto runs through here.
9:12 PM
She skids to a halt, seeing a familiar face.
9:12 PM
WHO ARE YOU
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:12 PM
?????????
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/20/2022 9:12 PM
((ur mom
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:12 PM
Wait... Holy shit?
9:12 PM
Uh, I...
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:13 PM
You attempt to walk away.
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KATIE YOU BASTARD
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:13 PM
FUCK.
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Pluto runs after Katie at Mach 1.
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:13 PM
You trip.
9:13 PM
LISTEN, I, I DIDN'T MEAN TO, OKAY!? PLEASE,
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what
9:14 PM
katie where the fuck have you BEEN
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:14 PM
...Huh.
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tyler came looking for you and ABANDONED ME
9:14 PM
it's been like a whole fucking WEEK
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:14 PM
Uh... Depressed...? In my mansion...
9:14 PM
Yeah... Let's, go with that, sure.
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Bullshit.
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:14 PM
It's totally true, girl.
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you were at the meteor. and then a cruise
9:14 PM
he called me
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:14 PM
...Shit, you got me.
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like two days ago i think
9:15 PM
then he hung up suddenly because you guys were talking
9:16 PM
anyway how'd you get back
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:16 PM
...
9:16 PM
I...
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 9:16 PM
// does Katie know Pluto's good name
9:16 PM
// and is it appropriate for her to use it
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// im not sure she'd use it
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 9:17 PM
// true
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// she might in private actually so yeah
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:17 PM
Listen, Kali, I...
9:17 PM
...
9:17 PM
I don't...
9:17 PM
...
9:17 PM
...Remember.
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// pretty much the only private moments katie has had with tyler, she either hasn't called him his name or she's been mad enough to use his business name or whatever the term is
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uh bullshit you have the greatest memory ever
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:18 PM
I was drunk!
9:18 PM
Like, BLACKOUT drunk.
9:18 PM
You know how I am.
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ok that does happen
9:18 PM
but still
9:18 PM
why aren't you hanging around tyler
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 9:18 PM
Pluto: What's with the weird clothes?
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also why are you wearing a dumb purple jester outfit
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:19 PM
...Halloween?
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DreamilyDrifting
Pluto: What's with the weird clothes?
// was gonna mention this earlier but was letting you type
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it's november
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:19 PM
Must've been pretty damn drunk then, huh?
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liar
9:20 PM
why aren't you with tyler
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:22 PM
I'm not with Tyler ALL the time. I'm allowed to be by myself!
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yeah but you're not usually wearing a jester get-up looking really sad in the middle of the forest wit the shittiest tent known to man set up behind you
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:23 PM
You do, in fact, look like a wet Chihuahua.
9:23 PM
Can't a girl, take a vested interest in... Nature?
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YOU LITERALLY FUCKING HATE NATURE
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:23 PM
The jig is beyond up.
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YOU AND TYLER WOULDN'T GO CAMPING WITH ME
9:24 PM
AND I ATE A WHOOOOOLE MOOSE ON MY OWN
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:24 PM
FUCK, KALI!
9:24 PM
I...
9:24 PM
SHIT.
9:24 PM
You plop down on your ass.
9:24 PM
I can't...
9:24 PM
I just can't tell you...
9:24 PM
Of ALL the people to be out here...
9:24 PM
...
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like seriously when i saw tyler i was wondering why you weren't with him
9:25 PM
and now you're not with tyler
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:25 PM
Y-
9:25 PM
You saw???
9:26 PM
You SAW him???
9:26 PM
HE'S HERE???
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yeah he's fighting with his gay lover over in that clearin
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:27 PM
I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.
9:27 PM
Katie begins floating upwards!?
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Pluto grabs her by the arm.
9:27 PM
NUH UH
9:28 PM
EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:28 PM
KALI!!!
9:28 PM
LET GO OF ME!!!
9:28 PM
FUCK, I CAN'T LET HIM SEE ME!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Struggle!: 1d20 (7) + 5 Total: 12
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WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/20/2022 9:28 PM
Hello, Thompson.
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:28 PM
You...
9:29 PM
You fall out of the air.
9:29 PM
Doof.
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Tyler Uuarab BOT 12/20/2022 9:29 PM
Finally. Get that homo shit out of my head, Tyler. We've got better things to do.
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/20/2022 9:29 PM
Come on, Kate. Aren't you glad to see me?
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(why did he just call you kate. he never does that)
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/20/2022 9:29 PM
Wow thanks for the USEFUL FUCKING COMMENTARY PLUTO
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:30 PM
WOAH.
9:30 PM
You get up.
9:30 PM
Leave her out of this. (edited)
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would someone fucking EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'S GOING ON
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/20/2022 9:31 PM
Listen here, you BITCH.
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oh so tyler's possessed he wouldn't say that
9:31 PM
Pluto shoots Tyler in the head.
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:31 PM
WHHWHJESUSFUCK
9:32 PM
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?????
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uhh killed him
9:32 PM
what does it look like
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:33 PM
Katie breaks down crying, punching the ground.
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he told me to kill him if he ever got possessed
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:33 PM
notagainnotagainnotagain
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he's clearly not himself
9:34 PM
he never lets his suit get stained, and it's COVERED in blood
9:34 PM
and his... his uh... why is his skin so pale...
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:34 PM
Katie screams unnaturally loud.
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... why are his teeth so sharp...
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:34 PM
F U C K !!!
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d20 (8) + 2 Total: 10
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 9:34 PM
It hurts to hear, especially being so close.
(edited)
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Pluto has more troubling things on her mind.
9:35 PM
Okay that's a lie she's kinda fucking pissed by the scream.
9:35 PM
Her ears ring.
9:35 PM
She doesn't hear the sound of flesh reforming.
9:35 PM
She doesn't hear Tyler getting up.
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:37 PM
Katie hyperventilates as she sees Tyler rise again. This is almost worse than if he had stayed dead.
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/20/2022 9:38 PM
Hey.
9:39 PM
So uh... What the fuck just happened?
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Tyler Uuarab BOT 12/20/2022 9:39 PM
Tch. You'll come back later.
9:39 PM
For now, you'll let them think they're in control...
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:39 PM
Y, you're, y,
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/20/2022 9:40 PM
The color returns to Tyler's eyes.
9:40 PM
... Katie.
9:40 PM
He hugs her.
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:40 PM
!?
9:40 PM
You struggle free.
9:40 PM
Y... Why aren't you...
9:40 PM
You were...
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 9:41 PM
// HOLY FUCK BIG REVEAL
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/20/2022 9:41 PM
Yeah.
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:42 PM
I'm sorry... I'm so sorry... I'm,
9:42 PM
She's stuttering and blubbering over her words.
9:43 PM
I,, I,, I d-didn't, m, m-mean,,
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/20/2022 9:43 PM
... Why doesn't this feel right?
9:43 PM
He tries to hug her again.
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:43 PM
She doesn't hug back. She continues to cry and mumble.
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Except...
9:44 PM
Katie feels fine.
9:44 PM
Hahaha. Nothing happened at all.
9:44 PM
Katie feels healthy.
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:45 PM
. . .
9:46 PM
Pfff...
9:46 PM
I don't... I don't even know what I'm blubbering about.
9:46 PM
Damn.
9:46 PM
You pull back from the hug.
9:46 PM
What... What's up, dude?
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/20/2022 9:47 PM
N... Nothing much.
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:47 PM
Yeah?
9:47 PM
Huh. I don't really remember why I'm out here again.
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/20/2022 9:47 PM
You wanna go into the meteor?
9:47 PM
I think uh. Elias is there.
9:47 PM
You remember Elias, right?
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:47 PM
We were in th- Oh? Uh, sure.
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/20/2022 9:47 PM
He's the one I'm um... You know.
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:48 PM
Yeah. That little fruitcake you're romancing?
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/20/2022 9:48 PM
Let's go.
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Katie Thompson BOT 12/20/2022 9:48 PM
Sure.
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Everything is fine.
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UUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH
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Katie Thompson
Yeah. That little fruitcake you're romancing?
Wicked Wain of the West 12/20/2022 9:50 PM
(jahahhah
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 9:54 PM
// it's okay she can say it she has a gay best friend (tyler
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 4:54 AM
you blast down in here, furious
4:55 AM
WHAT. AN INSIGNIFICANT FUCK
4:55 AM
you pound and slam the ground in frustration
4:55 AM
BESTED BY RUBBISH.
4:56 AM
I. I WILL MAKE HIM PAY.
4:56 AM
MY PRIDE WILL NOT BE TARNISHED
4:57 AM
YOU HAVE MESSED UP TURING.
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 4:57 AM
YOU HAVE LEFT A MAN. WITH PURE. BURNING. HATRED
4:57 AM
heheEhehe.
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 4:57 AM
YOU FU- ... Who goes there
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dont you know DONT YOU KNOW DODNTY KYOU KNWO i am IM HERE IM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
4:58 AM
ITSM E!!!!!EVERYBODY LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 4:58 AM
you scout out the area
4:58 AM
who are you..
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IM WHAT MAKES YLOOOK AT THAT HANSOME FACWE OF YERS IN THE MORNIN
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im what drags you as you tell yourself you're better. better than him. better than all of them.
4:59 AM
heahhea. haejHAEH. EHASHAWHEAHDSGHASEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAHHHEAEHAEHAEHAHEAHE
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 5:00 AM
ah, I understand
5:00 AM
you are Pride, or related to it somehow.
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[EXTREMELY LOUD DING DING DING BELL]
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 5:00 AM
SHITT CAN YOU NOT.
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HEHEHHAEAHEEAEHEAHEHAHAHAEHAHEAHEHAEEEHEAEAEAEAE
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 5:01 AM
my head is already THROBBING because of that PATHETIC. INSIGNIFICANT. FUCK
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comeooon. why are you even thinking about himyou should be thinking about Yourself.
5:01 AM
Youre betterSOMUCH BETTER You can BE PERFECTER
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 5:01 AM
perfect.. er?
5:02 AM
you clench your fists at the thought
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 5:02 AM
and what would I have to do
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And your fist keeps close, as you lose control of it.
5:02 AM
DONT FLINCH.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 POW!!!!!!!!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: 1d20 (2) Total: 2
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 5:02 AM
. . .
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You miss your own face.
5:03 AM
fuckFUCK![FUCK]EHAHEAHEdHAEHAEHZAHEAHEHEHAHEAHEHAEHSJHEHEAHEHAHEHAE
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 5:03 AM
man, that was weak
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 POW: 1d20 (8) Total: 8
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/22/2022 5:03 AM
((skull emoji
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SPOOKY CROW 12/22/2022 5:03 AM
// siiiiigh
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (10) + 5 Total: 15
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SPOOKY CROW 12/22/2022 5:03 AM
.
5:03 AM
// you know what
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/22/2022 5:03 AM
((no rolling it's fine
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SPOOKY CROW 12/22/2022 5:03 AM
Fuck this. Clint just knocks himself out with a reeeeaaally hard funny punch.
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 5:04 AM
GKK-
SPOOKY CROW started a thread. 12/22/2022 5:04 AM
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SPOOKY CROW 12/22/2022 5:23 AM
Clint wakes up.
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 5:24 AM
..
5:24 AM
fuck that hurt..
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SPOOKY CROW 12/22/2022 5:25 AM
The sun bears down on his skin, as he sits up to another day. He is fine. And he feels no pain.
5:25 AM
...
5:25 AM
...but he feels something drip down his cheek, from under his hair tuft.
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 5:25 AM
you go to feel what's there
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SPOOKY CROW 12/22/2022 5:26 AM
Nothing. Not as if there's nothing wrong, but there's nothing there. His eye is gone.
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 5:26 AM
ah. It wasn't just a dream.
5:26 AM
birds chirp, and fly away as you stand in the forest
5:27 AM
how strong am I now, pride?
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SPOOKY CROW 12/22/2022 5:28 AM
... You feel strength course through your pulsing, pumping now-black veins. You feel as if you've lost the need to feel pain... as you can no longer feel the suffering in your scorched nerves. You shall not be slowed down by hurting, never again.
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 5:28 AM
hah.
5:29 AM
this is a good feeling.
5:29 AM
pride, how beautiful you are. And how perfect you are. Just. Like. Me
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SPOOKY CROW 12/22/2022 5:30 AM
You are perfect. You are strong. You are now infinitely resilient. You are the Muse.
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 5:31 AM
you say no words, but ask one question to pride
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pride. Shall I head back to the meteor? And shine my light on everyone there?.. should I tear flints worthless body and ego to shreds?
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SPOOKY CROW 12/22/2022 5:32 AM
... It seems the choice is yours. Though... your own weapons don't seem to have worked. Perhaps they are too weak. ... Perhaps this timeline's Alain is foolish enough to steal a sword from.
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 5:33 AM
aha
5:33 AM
you snap your fingers at the thought
5:33 AM
perfect thinking
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 6:20 AM
you head to the meteor once more
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// @DreamilyDrifting
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Pluto breaks the window to Lucile's car.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 8:45 PM
There's nothing of note in the cabin.
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She clears the glass, crawling in.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 8:46 PM
It's strangely empty. Suspiciously so.
homesus 1
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She pulls out a screwdriver, inserting it into the ignition.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 8:46 PM
Pluto: Snoop through the glove compartment!
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She turns the screwdriver and the car turns on.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 8:47 PM
The car roars to life.
8:47 PM
Near literally. The car sounds like it's in bad shape...
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What model is it?
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// please be a station wagon please be a station wagon
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 8:49 PM
The car undulates rhythmically, almost... Breathing.
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demeter!!
// please be a station wagon please be a station wagon
DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 8:50 PM
// oh yeah it's definitely a station wagon that fits Lucile well
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Pluto knows how to drive a car. She learned it in NAM...
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// i love being able to say "back in nam" at any time
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 8:52 PM
The car sputters and growls.
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The hood of the car quivers.
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She presses her hand on the dashboard and pets it softly.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 8:55 PM
The car bucks and jumps as the doors open and slam on their own. The hood of the car opens as it lets out a bellowing roar.
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IT'S OKAY I'M YOUR NEW MOM
8:55 PM
THE OTHER ONE WAS A VAMPIRE
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 8:56 PM
The car tilts over, opening the driver's door.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d20 (6) Total: 6
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 8:56 PM
It flings Pluto out, though weakly.
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Pluto jumps out, but uncaptchalogues a gas can.
8:56 PM
listen if you don't want this i'll just drink it...
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 8:57 PM
The car stops.
8:57 PM
It takes a comedically long time to back up and turn to face Pluto.
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i guess you don't...
8:57 PM
She takes the cap off.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 8:57 PM
It revs, panicking.
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SO YOU WANT IT
8:58 PM
then we gotta COOPERATE
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 8:58 PM
It flaps its doors open and close.
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/22/2022 8:58 PM
You head outside to check on your own car. What the fuck is happening here
8:59 PM
Is. Is that car alive? Whose fucking wizard car is this. WHY IS EVERYONE A GODDAMN WIZARD.
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Pluto, about to pour some gas into the car's tank, looks at Ruby like a deer in headlights.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 8:59 PM
The car bows to Pluto, as its rearview mirrors quiver.
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9:00 PM
// NO WAIT
9:00 PM
// WAIT
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um. yes. it is.
9:00 PM
i'd appreciate it if you weren't so nosy.
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/22/2022 9:01 PM
Do you even know if that thing has a diesel or gas engine? You could kill it.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:01 PM
The car opens its hood. Inside is... A mouth!?
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ohh ok i thought it'd go in the tank
9:01 PM
Do you even know if that thing has a diesel or gas engine? You could kill it.
@Ruby Fischer (@spades gameing) - jump UHHHH IT'S A STATION WAGON IDIOT THAT'S GAS
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:01 PM
Rows of razor sharp teeth line the outer edge of the underside of the hood and the base of the mouth's opening.
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now be quiet i have to feed it
9:01 PM
She lightly pours some gas into the mouth of the car.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:02 PM
The inside of its mouth is veiny and bulbous.
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/22/2022 9:02 PM
...Right. They didn't exactly cover this at my apprenticeship.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:02 PM
The car gulps down the gasoline.
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awww good boy
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:02 PM
Its headlights brighten.
9:02 PM
Seems it hasn't been fed in a while.
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sorry about breaking your window i didn't realize you were alive
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:02 PM
The car revs in understanding.
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/22/2022 9:03 PM
Hey, by the way, it wouldn't be ridiculously irresponsible to offload a bunch of possibly-magical weapons off on you, right?
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GIVE ME THEM
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:03 PM
The glove compartment shakes.
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NOWWW
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/22/2022 9:04 PM
You hand over all the weapons you got from Alice.
Here you go. Genuine artifacts recieved from a goddamn wizard vampire.
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Pluto pets the roof of the car.
9:04 PM
She captchalogues all the genuine artifacts.
9:04 PM
ok thanks
9:04 PM
WHO'S A GOOD CAAAAAR
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:04 PM
The car revs with joy.
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She scratches the back of the car's rearview mirrors.
9:05 PM
YOU'RE A GOOD CAR! YES!! YOUUU!!!
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Ruby Fischer
You hand over all the weapons you got from Alice.
Here you go. Genuine artifacts recieved from a goddamn wizard vampire.
// THIS IS THE WORST DECISION OF YOUR LIFE
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:05 PM
Its rearview mirrors flutter.
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ok is it ok if i check your glove compartment now
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// PLUTO HAS GUNS NOW!!
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spades gameing 12/22/2022 9:05 PM
(( ruby is choosing to do this entirely on purpose. fuck it give the kid guns. why not
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:06 PM
The car backs up.
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so that's a no
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:06 PM
It sways side to side, as if to say "no".
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okay i won't
9:06 PM
Pluto pulls the screwdriver out of the ignition, as though pulling a thorn out of an animal's paw.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:08 PM
The car jumps, but sways in appreciation.
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/22/2022 9:08 PM
You know, cars used to freak me the fuck out when I was a kid. Thought they were giant metal monsters. I'd probably be scarred for life if I saw this guy.
You slowly approach the car and allow it to sniff(?) your hand.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:13 PM
It sniffs with its grill.
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/22/2022 9:14 PM
You pet the CAR.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:14 PM
The car sways with appreciation. Since its birth, it has never been given such affection.
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// THAT THING WAS BORN?
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:18 PM
// Well more like CREATED
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are we able to drive you or is that basically like in star wars with the tauntaun
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 9:27 PM
wow! A magical car
9:27 PM
you walk in here with a fruit basket, and pick some fruit
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RUN THAT GUY OVER
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/22/2022 9:30 PM
(( @DreamilyDrifting
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DreamilyDrifting 12/22/2022 9:30 PM
The car doesn't do anything.
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pleaaaase
9:31 PM
he's fucked up and evil he keeps freezing me in time
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/22/2022 9:31 PM
You too, huh?
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he destroyed venus
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/22/2022 9:31 PM
...Like the planet?
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the fly trap...
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/22/2022 9:32 PM
?? ????? ???
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 9:32 PM
who?
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I REMEMBER YOU CAN'T MAKE ME FORGE
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T
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Clint Turning BOT 12/22/2022 9:37 PM
..
9:37 PM
simple ramblings of a kid with an imagination
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demeter!!
T
HANOS
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Clint Turning BOT 12/23/2022 5:57 AM
you finish picking your fruits, and walk into the meteor
10:54 AM
anyway car
10:54 AM
we're gonna go kill the fourth king
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do you understand me
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DreamilyDrifting 1/6/2023 12:22 PM
The car bows its front up and down, as if to nod.
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