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big fuckin meteor / long-hallway
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Flint Turing BOT 10/29/2022 5:14 PM
Woah. You've actually never been down this way.
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ectoMycologist 10/29/2022 5:20 PM
Which door should you go into? There's a bunch of them here.
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ectoMycologist
Which door should you go into? There's a bunch of them here.
Rhys 。.゚+ 10/29/2022 5:39 PM
>the left door.
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Flint Turing BOT 10/29/2022 5:45 PM
You enter the first door on the left.
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Flint Turing BOT 10/30/2022 7:32 AM
You exit the GRAFFITI ROOM, and remember what you were doing.
7:32 AM
Which room should you enter now?
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Flint Turing BOT 10/30/2022 10:34 AM
You decide to go into the next door on the RIGHT.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/1/2022 5:23 PM
yut dut dut doo go to your room
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/1/2022 6:13 PM
what is this place
6:14 PM
flinttt?
6:14 PM
you enter the living room finally
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:23 PM
Ouch oof bang youch aah ugh
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Ophelia Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:24 PM
Why are you making those sounds
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:24 PM
You gotta make it INTERESTING for anyone who heard us falling down here!
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Ophelia Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:24 PM
I doubt that. Where are we anyway?
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/13/2022 11:25 PM
Uh. One really long hallway.
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Ophelia and Alice walk down this really long hallway.
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Trafalgar Fontano BOT 11/13/2022 11:42 PM
you walk past the two new people in the meteor, ignoring them as you look at the symbols you wrote down
11:42 PM
you head to the kitchen
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Extraterrestrial BOT 11/14/2022 12:18 AM
Some sort of frenzied creature bolts past on all fours.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/15/2022 10:32 AM
you float out into the hallway, and out of the meteor
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 4:14 PM
you float back to your dark room
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 5:41 PM
you float outside for a quick second
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:09 PM
GAAHHH LET ME GO
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:09 PM
Oh WHATEVER.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:09 PM
No cause y'all cant behave!
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:09 PM
UUUUGH.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:09 PM
IM THE FUCKING LORD OF SPACE I SHOULD BE ABLE TO OVERPOWER THIS AUGHHH
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:09 PM
I can't believe I gotta babysit my DAD.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:10 PM
Yeah, tell him girl!
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:10 PM
YOU'RE WORSE???
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:10 PM
I don't see how that's relevant.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:10 PM
Marigold facepalms. She drops the two in the hall.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:11 PM
DOOF
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:11 PM
Okay, both o'yall better apologize!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:11 PM
for what
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:11 PM
DOOF
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:11 PM
what did I do she assaulted me (edited)
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:11 PM
across the hallway back in Ufallos room. You can slightly hear a pipe organ. https://youtu.be/hTpm_sDz62M
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:11 PM
He called me a whore!
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Flint: Someone is screaming your name.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:11 PM
You both oughta calm down!!!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:11 PM
oh my god youre complaining like shes your mom
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:12 PM
YOU'RE DOING IT TOO???
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:12 PM
WHATEVER flimp. God.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:12 PM
im not asking you to ground her im asking to let me tear her head off like a barbie doll
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:12 PM
>Go down here.
7:12 PM
"FLINT!"
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:12 PM
Marigold groans. Her JOKERS GAMBIT hits an all time low.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:12 PM
CAN YOU NOT SEE HOW MISOGYNISTIC THIS IDIOT IS?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:12 PM
oh keep talking coochie thwompson your name isnt much better
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:12 PM
💀
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:13 PM
"FLINT WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:13 PM
huh
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:13 PM
>Looking for Flint.
7:13 PM
"IT'S URGENT!"
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:13 PM
Both of you STOP!
Mary yells, and her hands fling out—causing Flint, Grim, and Katie to slam against the ends of the hall into the walls.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:13 PM
someones dying urgent or somethings on fire urgen
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:13 PM
>Yeeted against the wall.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:13 PM
KH-
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:13 PM
THUD.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:13 PM
"PACKAGE URGENT!"
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:13 PM
I am losin' my here GOSH DARN frickin PATIENCE!!!!
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:13 PM
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S INSIDE!"
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:14 PM
Good god, this is so exciting. You feel alive.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:14 PM
"I DON'T WANNA OPEN IT!"
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:14 PM
oh shit FINALLY the candy drop delivers
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:14 PM
NO, not like that.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:14 PM
YOU TWO ARE GONNA MAKE UP YER PROBLEM HOOTENANNY SHENANIGRAMS OR I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TWO A DARN LESSON YOU HEAR ME
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:14 PM
"...WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OVER THERE?!"
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:14 PM
filthy fucking postal service withholding my fucking package
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:14 PM
Pfft... What are YOU gonna do? Float me?
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:14 PM
>Rush over there.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:14 PM
katie i wouldnt test her
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:14 PM
Marigold flings Katie again.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:14 PM
"ALL OF YOU, STOP!"
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:15 PM
whOAHHA
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ectoMycologist 11/16/2022 7:15 PM
Rhys 。.゚+ pinned a message to this channel. 11/16/2022 7:15 PM
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:15 PM
"This is really important and you guys are fighting."
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:16 PM
mail can wait
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They call me snoop the way I be chillin My hot rhymes hurt so cold they make you feel killin
An icy cold aura fills the hall and brings down the temper of everyone inside... calming everyone down,
heart_mspfa 2
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:16 PM
thankfully including Marigold.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:16 PM
you walk in here
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:16 PM
"It just appeared there though."
7:16 PM
>Chilled down.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:16 PM
you are already fairly calm
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 7:17 PM
Fuckin god can I not leave for two seconds before you all start tearin each other to pieces
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:17 PM
Uh... sorry partner.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:17 PM
uh
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:17 PM
"I'm trying to stop it."
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:17 PM
sorry your grandma decided she wanted to throw hands
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:18 PM
Sorry THAT ONE'S grandpa... Dad... WHATEVER is a little PRICK!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:18 PM
little
7:18 PM
how old are you
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:18 PM
19.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 7:18 PM
16
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:18 PM
FUCK
7:18 PM
todd you sound and look older
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:19 PM
>Is 20.
7:19 PM
:)
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 7:19 PM
I get that a lot
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:19 PM
16
@Todd Sablet (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump Oh god I feel even worse about that shit I said earlier ew.
7:19 PM
Facepalm.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:19 PM
HAHA KATIES AN INCESTUOUS PEDO
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:19 PM
KILL YOURSELF
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:19 PM
gladly
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 7:19 PM
I kind of have to be the adult in most situations because my grandma was kind of a CAN YOU STOP
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:19 PM
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 7:20 PM
Todd looks at Grim. He's frowning.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:20 PM
"Not you, you're cool."
7:20 PM
:)
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 7:20 PM
Lol. I get it
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ectoMycologist 11/16/2022 7:20 PM
flint acts like hes 12
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:20 PM
you were way too calm!!
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@Rhys 。.゚+ 🎲 Result: 1d20 (7) Total: 7
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:20 PM
you fall the ground, lightly
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 7:20 PM
Flint you are older than me by six years can you please act your age
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:21 PM
(zzzzzz)
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:21 PM
Snrk
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:21 PM
im 18
7:21 PM
you are 16
7:21 PM
we are 2 years apart
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 7:21 PM
Still
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 7:21 PM
you walk out with a sandwich
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:21 PM
im 18
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump Then aaact like it fuckhead!
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 7:21 PM
YOURE WORSE???
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 7:21 PM
what was all that commotion
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:21 PM
"I am 20 years old, yet this argument makes me want to turn into a crotchety old man asking you to turn down your music."
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:21 PM
YOURE WORSE???
@Todd Sablet (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump I STILL don't see how that's relevant.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:21 PM
katie you act like an entitled toddler and i act like im 12
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 7:22 PM
oh hey Todd where can I meet that alian guy
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:22 PM
i at least act closer to my own age
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 7:22 PM
nom
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:22 PM
Marigold pats Todd's back.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 7:22 PM
He sighs and calms down slowly.
No clue I dont know
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 7:22 PM
ah alright
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:22 PM
"Anyways, let's stop fighting and go approach the package."
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Flint Turing BOT 11/16/2022 7:22 PM
alright lets do that before i bust a blood vessel
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 7:22 PM
Yeah lets go
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/16/2022 7:22 PM
>Go outside.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:22 PM
Right behind ya you two!
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:22 PM
Uh, I didn't agree to this?
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 7:23 PM
want a sandwich relative from an alternative universe?
7:23 PM
you are still wearing your shitty sweater
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:23 PM
Oh, fine, whatever. Just go wherever the fuck you want I guess damn!
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/16/2022 7:23 PM
What
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Katie: notice Ufallo passed out on the floor
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:23 PM
Marigold walks up to Katie, frowning.
7:24 PM
Partner I gotta one on one with ya.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:24 PM
Hold that thought old lady, the alien boy's passed out.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 7:24 PM
What
@Todd Sablet (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump nothing.
You leave
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:24 PM
If you so much as touch a hair on that there boy's head I swear to god.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:24 PM
You squat down and slap Ufallo on the face before you hear what Mary said.
7:25 PM
Oh shit whoops-
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:25 PM
you wake up
7:25 PM
(hi Katie!)
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:25 PM
Hi.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:25 PM
you sit up, and hug Katie
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:25 PM
...Uh???
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:25 PM
(I'm cold)
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:26 PM
You haven't been hugged in a long time.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:26 PM
(you are warm though)
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:26 PM
Ugh, GROSS, you sweet little thing.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:26 PM
>:(
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:26 PM
You carefully pat Ufallo on the head.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:27 PM
(EEK!!)
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:27 PM
WHUH
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:27 PM
you jump up and shake your head
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/16/2022 7:27 PM
((slugs hate being pet
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/16/2022 7:27 PM
Mich walks in.
7:27 PM
oh hey is this where everything moved to
7:27 PM
can i please get some kind of explanation i feel like im invisible or some shit
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/16/2022 7:27 PM
((irl and the species
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:27 PM
Uh, sorry...
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 7:27 PM
The Witch of Space makes a motion. Two fingers pointing to her eyes, two fingers pointing to Katie. She leaves to follow the others.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:27 PM
(it's okay!!)
7:28 PM
(I don't like being pet)
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ectoMycologist 11/16/2022 7:28 PM
Mary: Just now realize what flint said earlier about being the Lord of Space.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:28 PM
(are you ok?? You seem uh, hurt)
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/16/2022 7:30 PM
(( @DreamilyDrifting
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/16/2022 7:31 PM
...I'm good.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 7:31 PM
(okay)
7:31 PM
(talk to me if you need to though)
7:31 PM
he gets up, and walks away waving at Katie with a smile
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/16/2022 7:41 PM
Mich blinks.
7:41 PM
im so fucking confused
7:44 PM
He sighs and wanders off again.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/17/2022 12:11 PM
You're lost. Why is this place so damn big?
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/17/2022 12:15 PM
Are you lost?
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/17/2022 12:20 PM
No. Mind your business.
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/17/2022 12:20 PM
You seem very very lost miss
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/17/2022 12:21 PM
Helloooo? Are you listening? None. Of. Your. Business.
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/17/2022 12:21 PM
Okay. Why is it not my business?
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/17/2022 12:22 PM
...
12:22 PM
You walk away.
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/17/2022 12:23 PM
Sophia begins to follow Katie.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/17/2022 7:59 PM
Rolling around at the speed of sound.
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Mich: where’s Maud?
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/17/2022 8:00 PM
Oh yeah, you haven't seen him in a while. Probably somewhere in the trees.
8:00 PM
You roll off to the exit.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 3:28 PM
Todd passes through. The room freezes up. And he kicks down the door to the bathroom—and just as quickly repairs it... with a wall of solid ice blocking the path.
3:28 PM
It seems he needs time to cool off... warm off? Eh.
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/18/2022 3:29 PM
//He actually just has to take a massive dump and that's the reason he's being so apathetic
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:02 PM
Slav faces the frozen medbay door.
7:02 PM
fuck.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/19/2022 7:02 PM
you walk past
7:03 PM
stick your tongue on it i double dog dare you
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:03 PM
// HAHAHAHHA
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:03 PM
Slav punches Isaac in the face.
7:03 PM
shut up
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/19/2022 7:03 PM
no reaction
7:03 PM
ok
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:03 PM
quit fucking talking to me
7:03 PM
Slav punches Isaac again.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/19/2022 7:03 PM
no lol
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:03 PM
And again.
7:03 PM
And again...
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/19/2022 7:04 PM
you bleed. but dont react
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:04 PM
Slav doesn't stop.
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:04 PM
The ice door begins to crack and crumble.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/19/2022 7:04 PM
this really isnt hurting slav
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 7:04 PM
HEY! What the FUCK are you two doing???
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:04 PM
before it shatters into a million sharp, glassy pieces of ice.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:05 PM
Slav feels his knuckles start to bleed.
7:05 PM
He keeps punching.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/19/2022 7:05 PM
Hey what the fuck are you two doing
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 7:05 PM
CUT THAT SHIT OUT!
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DreamilyDrifting 11/19/2022 7:05 PM
//IM ON 1% GOODNYE
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/19/2022 7:05 PM
todd im fine
7:05 PM
his face is bleeding, and bruised
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:06 PM
Again. Again. Again.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/19/2022 7:06 PM
Okay
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (6) Total: 6
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 7:06 PM
((lemme do sumn crow hehe
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/19/2022 7:06 PM
Todd half-heartedly tries to freeze Slav's arm. It just gets kind of really cold.
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@Rhys 。.゚+ 🎲 Result: 1d20 (20) Total: 20
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:06 PM
HUFJDSGHLKDJSHOPD{IGJHDJH
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/19/2022 7:07 PM
you kick slavs balls extremely hard
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// oh this is perfect actually
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 7:07 PM
(( :)
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:07 PM
// OH RIGHT HE
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// AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!;
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SPOOKY CROW 11/19/2022 7:07 PM
// HE DOESN
7:07 PM
// ISAAC NOOOO
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 7:07 PM
(( :(
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:07 PM
He isn't all that fazed.
7:07 PM
He.
7:07 PM
Keeps.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/19/2022 7:07 PM
Fucking ow
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:07 PM
Punching.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/19/2022 7:08 PM
do you not have any balls?
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 One more shot.: 1d20 (10) Total: 10
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/19/2022 7:08 PM
He makes a bit of frost grow on Slav's hands. Eh. He tried.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:09 PM
The frost hurts, but it soon fades when Slav generates enough heat to melt it by... Surprise! Continuing to punch Isaac!
7:09 PM
He stops.
7:09 PM
He gets up.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/19/2022 7:09 PM
you turn around
7:10 PM
you are all bark, no bite.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/19/2022 7:10 PM
He literally just dislocated your jaw and caused enough black eyes to cover a football field
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/19/2022 7:10 PM
maybe get a new pair of balls
7:10 PM
he looks at todd
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/19/2022 7:10 PM
OH
7:10 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/19/2022 7:10 PM
he walks away
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:11 PM
I'M TRANS IDIOT
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/19/2022 7:11 PM
Lol. Felt that
7:11 PM
That was still funny as fuck though
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/19/2022 7:11 PM
hes already gone
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/19/2022 7:21 PM
Holy SHIT fuicking whores
7:21 PM
Did you even see what happened outside?????
7:21 PM
Alice is walking down the hallway, doubled over.
7:26 PM
Okay fine if thats how it is
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:27 PM
get your ass in the medbay then
7:27 PM
dickhead
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/19/2022 7:27 PM
No fuck you
7:27 PM
I have a damn scoure to settle
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:28 PM
what, with thea? i shot her 12 times in the head and she got right back up
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/19/2022 7:29 PM
We just need.... to kill her..... faster..... than she can heal
7:29 PM
Ther machines.... should be able to make something like that
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(tactical nuclear device
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// LOL
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:29 PM
IDIOT SHE CAN HEAL EVEN WHEN SHE'S FUCKING DEAD
7:29 PM
I SHOT HER TWELVE. TIMES. IN. THE. HEAD.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/19/2022 7:31 PM
Shut the fuck up. Shoot her thirteen times then.
7:31 PM
Our strength theoretically scales up infinitely.
7:31 PM
Does her?
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/19/2022 7:32 PM
Slav punches Alice across the face.
7:33 PM
stop acting like you're better than everyone else you piece of shit
7:33 PM
Slav leaves.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/19/2022 7:34 PM
And he leaves. Because I am. Idiot.
7:34 PM
Alice continues down the hallway.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 7:40 PM
Wow, you all are complete fucking idiots.
7:45 PM
You know what? I'm done with you all randomly beating the shit out of each other!
7:45 PM
You run to the kitchen.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:38 AM
DOOOOFFFFFFFF
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:38 AM
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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@demeter!! 🎲 MAIM: 3d20 (9, 17, 15) + 3 Total: 44
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DreamilyDrifting 11/20/2022 1:38 AM
JESUS
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:39 AM
Slav stomps on Katie.
1:39 AM
But he stops.
1:39 AM
He takes a deep breath.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/20/2022 1:39 AM
You limp over to the hallway. “Son, that’s enough.”
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:39 AM
i know.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:40 AM
What a wimp.
1:40 AM
Can't even finish the job?
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// katie says as her face is fucking bruised and shit (edited)
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:40 AM
Slav turns back toward Katie.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:40 AM
You stand up, shakily.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:40 AM
i have someone who cares about me who doesn't want me to kick your ass
1:41 AM
so no matter how much i want to beat the shit out of you right now, i won't
1:41 AM
that's one luxury you can't have.
1:41 AM
Slav walks off with Sergey.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:41 AM
How sweet.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/20/2022 1:41 AM
You follow. “I’m proud of you, son.”
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:42 AM
(yeah yeah don't embarrass me too hard)
1:42 AM
Slav rolls his eyes with a grin.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:42 AM
You follow, as well. You aren't done with him.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/20/2022 1:42 AM
// where they headed
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#kitchen
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Slavko I. Ranovic
that's one luxury you can't have.
// kind of a metal line
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(goes hard
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demeter!!
// kind of a metal line
Rhys 。.゚+ 11/20/2022 1:46 AM
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// fr fr
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/21/2022 3:08 PM
you stand outside
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Flint Turing BOT 11/21/2022 3:09 PM
okay what
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/21/2022 3:09 PM
CAN I SHOW YOU A ROOM?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/21/2022 4:11 PM
>.. sure this can't go wrong
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/21/2022 4:17 PM
>.. sure this can't go wrong
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump NICE
4:17 PM
you walk to #teleporter-room
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CROAKR NOTIF!
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:27 PM
??
1:28 PM
Oh shit!
1:28 PM
You pick up.
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tetrahedronHeap [TH] began calling jollygoHappenstance [JH]
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> Tell Flint everything.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:28 PM
hey uh. jared is everyone alive
slightig 1
1:28 PM
currently
1:28 PM
i left to find isaac and found him
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:28 PM
slaughtered
1:29 PM
I think, someone, died,
1:29 PM
And Katie's gone fucking nuts and my DOG is back which is awesome but someone fucking died outside and some fucking girl lost her fucking arm and screamed at Katie and everythings gone TO SHIT MAN I'M FREAKING OUT
1:30 PM
IM LOSING MY GOD DAMN MIND FLINT!!!!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:30 PM
jesus fucking christ i call to offer a cruise and i get traumadumped
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// GOD STFU
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:31 PM
in all seriousness are YOU okay
1:31 PM
wasnt expecting for the meteor to be lit on fire while i was gone, christ.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:31 PM
I'm a bit messed up man... But I'm good. Better than everyone else I think. Christ.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 1:31 PM
BOOF! (HELLO!)
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 1:31 PM
Flint hears another voice.
1:32 PM
Flint: Who was that?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:33 PM
1:33 PM
what in the scooby doo was that
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:34 PM
Oh, that's my dog, Sweetie Honey!
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dreamilyDrifting BOT 11/22/2022 1:34 PM
Flint: Misinterpret "dog" as "dawg" and assume there's a new person on the meteor.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:35 PM
are you speaking stoner or actual english because if thats your actual dog im impressed
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:36 PM
My dog, like I said.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 1:36 PM
BRUFF! (IM JARRIDS DOG!)
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:36 PM
like "ruff ruff" dog right
1:36 PM
i dont have captions
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 1:37 PM
(inb4 flint said some shit like "chicken biscuit" in dog just now
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:37 PM
Bro... What are you TALKING about... :Y
1:37 PM
(quick sweetie honey say you're human PFFF)
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 1:38 PM
BORUFF RUFF! (IM HUMAN!)
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:38 PM
Mich walks in on the way to somewhere else, but stops and waves.
1:38 PM
ah hey
1:38 PM
sup
1:38 PM
think you could tell me what was actually happening back there cause i can only barely read lips and it looked pretty serious
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:38 PM
I don't freaking know dude!!!
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:39 PM
He squints at Jared’s lips.
…youre freaking a dude
(edited)
1:39 PM
i mean ok but that doesn’t relate to what i just asked
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:40 PM
😳
1:40 PM
Wait, can you not hear me?
1:40 PM
Uhhh, shit, uh,,
1:40 PM
You point at yourself then shrug.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:42 PM
so you dont know either im guessing is what that means
1:42 PM
actually hold on
1:42 PM
He hands Jared the notebook and pencil.
1:42 PM
use this
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:43 PM
You scribble down "I DONT FUKIN KNOW DUDE!!!!" and also doodle this face :Y
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:43 PM
ah okay
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:43 PM
(quick sweetie honey say you're human PFFF)
@Jared Jackson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump heard that
1:44 PM
is that mich is he okay
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/22/2022 1:44 PM
//Wait if sweetie honey being able to talk is heart-based could Mich hear her?
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 1:45 PM
//yes!
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:45 PM
Uh, I think he's deaf? Not that that's NOT okay but it's different from before
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:46 PM
wait whore you talking to now
1:46 PM
still cant hear you bro
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 1:46 PM
BOOF! (FLIMP!)
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:46 PM
oh shit
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potatoisgood 11/22/2022 1:46 PM
(wait WHORE
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:46 PM
uh.. does he know asl
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:47 PM
Mich jumps back a few paces.
1:47 PM
oh jesus what
1:47 PM
question one why can that dog talk
1:47 PM
and question two why can i hear them
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:47 PM
You take back the notepad and write down "Hey what's your age sex location real quick flint wants to know"
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:47 PM
jared i hope you know what i meant by asl
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:48 PM
Mich blinks.
1:48 PM
uh
1:48 PM
20 male the meteor
1:48 PM
dunno why flint wants that
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:48 PM
Did you get that Flint?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:48 PM
did you seriously confuse "american sign language" with "age sex location"
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:48 PM
FUCK. FUCK IM DUMB
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:48 PM
why the FUCK would that apply to this
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:48 PM
I DUNNO???
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:49 PM
ask him if he knows sign language. thats a better way of putting it
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:49 PM
You hastily scribble "HE MEANT SIGN LANGUAGE IM DUMB"
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:49 PM
oh yeah i know sign language
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 1:50 PM
OH GOD DAMNIT
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 1:50 PM
BOOF? (SIGN LANGUAGE?)
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:50 PM
He starts signing.
1:50 PM
[basically fluent in it]
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 1:50 PM
OH NVM
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:50 PM
okay so i need you to do something real quick for me jared
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:50 PM
Anything bro.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:50 PM
do these hand motions for me
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:50 PM
Except a handy we're not that close
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:51 PM
Mich squints at Jared's lips again.
1:51 PM
what no dude im not giving you a handy
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:51 PM
PFFGDGXZVGZGHG
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Flint Turing
do these hand motions for me
Wicked Wain of the West 11/22/2022 1:51 PM
(why cant flint do it
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 1:51 PM
(this is him on the phone with jared
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/22/2022 1:51 PM
//I don't think it's a video call either
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:52 PM
You scribble "I WASNT ASKING FOR A HANDY!! I WAS NEVERMIND"
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:52 PM
okay sign, L, raise your pinky, make a fist with your pointer and middle on top of your thumb, then do the hunger games hand sign without the ring finger
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:52 PM
oh okay
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:52 PM
then tap your chin twice
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:52 PM
damn i needa work on reading lips better
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:52 PM
then wave
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ectoMycologist 11/22/2022 1:52 PM
(literally just asked him to say "FLINT SAYS HELLO" in sign language)
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:52 PM
Got it
You do the hand motions, though sloppily.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:53 PM
Mich nods.
1:53 PM
oh okay
1:53 PM
wait are you on call with flint
1:53 PM
oh shit hey dude
1:53 PM
remember when penny screamed at me that apparently turned my eardrums to goo
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:53 PM
tell him i said "yeah no shit blood was gushing from your ears"
1:54 PM
and that me and my astranged alien sibling are buying a cruise ship for anyone who wants to go
1:54 PM
dont ask because its hard to explain.
1:54 PM
said alien sibling looks somewhat like amalga
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:54 PM
You write "Flint knows he saw you bleed from your ear holes"
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:55 PM
ok fair yeah
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:55 PM
You write down a brief summary of the other information as well, as you speak to Flint.
1:55 PM
Woah what?? Another grey dude? And they're your sibling???? (edited)
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:55 PM
supposedly.
1:56 PM
their name is hannah.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:56 PM
oh huh weird
1:56 PM
id be down for a cruise i guess
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:56 PM
and i was also known as "FIVE" before i was put into the meteor.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:56 PM
I could fucking USE a cruise away from this damn meteor
1:56 PM
It's like HELL here.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:56 PM
no shit
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 1:57 PM
BOOROOF! (ITS NOT BAD WHEN IM WITH YOU JARRID!)
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:57 PM
Ohmygodmyheartsgonnaexplode 🥹
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 1:58 PM
we're gonna try getting a big enough one like one of those disney cruise ships without mickler mouse on it
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:58 PM
ok i still want to know why i can hear your dog and why they can talk in the first place
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 1:58 PM
Oh, shit, right?? I uh. Don't really know???
1:58 PM
I think it's related to the fact she can fly
1:58 PM
I'm thinking she has some sburb powers or something like those new kids do
1:59 PM
You say this while writing it down for Mich.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 1:59 PM
oh huh
1:59 PM
cool i guess
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 1:59 PM
BROOF! :) (YES! VERY COOL!)
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 2:01 PM
ok well
2:01 PM
about the cruise idea, howre we gonna get past the military in the first place
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 2:02 PM
get everyone who wants to go to go find xaonii. he'll let you guys into the teleporter.
2:02 PM
we'll try meeting at brandon.
2:02 PM
theres a rogue busdriver that'll drive anywhere as long as we provide enough for gas.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 2:02 PM
MISSION ACQUIRED!
2:03 PM
GOT IT, BOSS!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/22/2022 2:03 PM
lol alright
2:03 PM
seeya
2:03 PM
CLIK!
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 2:03 PM
You write down Flint's instructions for Mich.
2:04 PM
"Time to get all of these idiots outta this damn meteor"
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 2:04 PM
huh got it
2:04 PM
though that might be kinda difficult with how everythings going right now (edited)
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 2:04 PM
Yeeeeah.
2:05 PM
"We got this bro"
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 2:05 PM
i sure hope so
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 2:06 PM
Jared, Sweetie Honey, and Mich embark on their quest.
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/22/2022 2:06 PM
CRUISEQUEST BEGIN
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> Something tells you it's going to be a long trip....
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// WAIT NOT THE TELEPORTER
3:15 PM
// BRO PLEASE!!! I WANNA DO SOMETHING
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 3:15 PM
//okay!
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:19 PM
Thea situates the severed arm back onto her leg rather than on her neck.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:19 PM
Woah, who are you?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:19 PM
mr. jackson. mr. cathaway.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:20 PM
How the hell do you know my last name?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:20 PM
you may call me ms. coeus.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:20 PM
Uh, cool...?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:20 PM
i have an offer for you.
3:20 PM
you and your friends wish to go on a cruise trip, yes?
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 3:20 PM
3:20 PM
what
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:20 PM
Okay lady, you're saying a lot of stuff you shouldn't know.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 3:21 PM
“oh hey Mich”
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:21 PM
But uh, yes??
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 3:21 PM
GRRR...
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:21 PM
i am the leader of the military confining you to your house.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:21 PM
(Down, sweetie!)
3:21 PM
Oh.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 3:21 PM
oh sup maud
3:21 PM
went deaf so i dont know what you just said sorry
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:21 PM
i am willing to let you on this cruise trip, as it is beneficial to mr. turing's quest.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:22 PM
I was gonna go with or without your permission girl...
3:22 PM
' :Y
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:22 PM
ah, and there's the thing.
3:22 PM
i will buy you a full buffet with every drink and every food you can think of.
3:22 PM
for all of you.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:22 PM
8 U
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:22 PM
a one-week cruise trip with every benefit the cruise has.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:23 PM
Jesus damn alright then!
3:23 PM
Wait... What's the catch?
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 3:23 PM
hey can you write down what shes saying
3:23 PM
still cant read lips well
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You're here, just standing behind Coeus, silently.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 3:23 PM
You do so on your NOTEPAD, handing it to Mich.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:24 PM
the catch is that you will be under surveillance. you cannot stray from your path, and if you do, you will be restrained and set back on your path.
3:24 PM
(of course, if you want to go somewhere to eat or something while on the travels, that'll be fine as long as someone comes with you.)
3:24 PM
that is my only catch. no other benefits.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:24 PM
Uhh... That doesn't sound too bad... I guess...
3:25 PM
They don't have to come in the bathroom with us do they?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:25 PM
the only reason i'm keeping all of you here in the first place is to keep you safe.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:25 PM
I don't mind having a shittin buddy but I'd PREFER not to : Y !
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:25 PM
They don't have to come in the bathroom with us do they?
@Jared Jackson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump no, obviously not. some soldiers may be stationed to make sure you don't try to make a run for it, but not watching you use the facilities.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 3:26 PM
BOOF! (JARRID HAS TO WATCH ME WHILE I GO BATHROOM!)
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:26 PM
(Sweetie Honey I appreciate your input but you make that sound grosser than it is)
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 3:27 PM
i mean that seems fair enough
3:27 PM
and im gonna guess youd watch us whether or not we said yes huh
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:27 PM
we already know about the location in fujji, canada.
3:28 PM
again, our only purpose is to keep you safe.
3:28 PM
upwards of 2500 people have been detained at airports in the last two weeks for attempting to come here and kill every last one of you.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:29 PM
...
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 3:29 PM
Sticker
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:29 PM
over 700 have gotten here and attempted to enter the meteor before having to be killed when they continually attempted to get in and kill all of you.
3:29 PM
89 people turned away from the forest when asked to leave by government officials.
3:30 PM
all in all, that amounts to an estimated 3000 plus people who want to kill all of you, for "ending the world."
3:30 PM
do you see now why we have made our perimeter.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:30 PM
Yeeeah I get it now. Jegus.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:31 PM
Thea gets a momentary flashback when Jared says jegus but thinks nothing of it.
3:31 PM
Thea rn
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potatoisgood 11/22/2022 3:31 PM
(did she read homestuck or what
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// worse she actually interacted with trolls
3:32 PM
// i like to imagine that jegus and gog aren't real troll words but somehow every troll interacting with a human manages to make them up
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 3:33 PM
// A. M.
3:33 PM
// :)
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// exactly
3:33 PM
// god = gog = gog-agog...
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 3:34 PM
// yup!
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DreamilyDrifting
// A. M.
andrew mussie
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 3:47 PM
Andrew musty
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:51 PM
call flint.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 3:52 PM
Uh, sure.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:23 PM
Thea hangs up. She hands the phone back to Jared.
4:23 PM
thank you for your time.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 4:23 PM
...Sure, man.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:23 PM
She gives Sweetie Honey some pets.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 4:24 PM
Grrr... ruff. (OKAY FINE I WILL ACCEPT THE PETS THE PETS)
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 4:24 PM
By the way, who's one? Or three, even?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:24 PM
Wow Thea gives really good pets!
4:25 PM
001, 002, 003, and 004 are all aliens.
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You peek out from behind Coeus and give a friendly wave.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:25 PM
i'm sure you've met 004, or whatever they're calling themself nowadays.
4:25 PM
005 is flint turing.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 4:26 PM
FUCK
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 4:26 PM
Like, not the slugs? You mean like... Amalga?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:26 PM
if that's what they're saying they are now.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 4:26 PM
> You peek out from behind Coeus and give a friendly wave.
@003 (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump Oh shit, you look just like Amalga???
4:27 PM
But, with horns???? And more hair???
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:27 PM
amalga isn't even their real name.
4:27 PM
it's--
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Amalga tackles Thea, biting into her side using the SHREDTORN BLOODRIPPER JAWS OF THE NIGHT.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 4:28 PM
JESUS CHRIST
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004!?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:29 PM
there you are, four.
4:29 PM
you come crawling back.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 4:29 PM
You draw your sword.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:29 PM
Thea picks up Amalga by their hair.
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GRRAAAGGH!!! YOU DON'T GET TO CALL ME 004 ANYMORE!!!
4:30 PM
I. AM. AMALGA!!! (edited)
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:30 PM
cute.
4:31 PM
you still can't control your opticharge.
4:31 PM
you would've incinerated me if you could, wouldn't you have?
4:31 PM
Thea dropkicks Amalga across the hall.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 4:31 PM
Mich would jump, but whip his shield off his back.
4:31 PM
hey what the fuck was that for
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 4:32 PM
((AMALGA SWEEP
4:32 PM
(((AMALGA KILL HIM
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Your FLORAWHIP BRANCH is drawn.
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// him?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:32 PM
let's leave.
4:32 PM
Thea walks away.
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You sprint down the hall after her.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:32 PM
Blood dripping down her side trails behind.
4:32 PM
Thea looks at the approaching Amalga.
4:33 PM
maud.
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (9) Total: 9
4:33 PM
@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d20 (7) Total: 7
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 4:33 PM
Damn okay then????
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 4:33 PM
AMALGA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 4:33 PM
you manage to BLOCK Amalga from getting to Thea, albeit with significant effort.
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STAY OUT OF THIS!
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d20 (18) - 3 Total: 15
4:34 PM
@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (10) Total: 10
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CLAW GAUNTLET SLASH!
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 4:34 PM
Mich boggles at Maud.
4:34 PM
maud what the fuck
4:34 PM
why are you defending her
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 4:34 PM
OW
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:34 PM
Maud manages to block a lot of it, but it scrapes across Thea's face.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 4:34 PM
ARE THESE THE GUYS THAT HURT YOU???
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:34 PM
Blood pours down her face. She licks some of it off her lips.
4:35 PM
She picks up Amalga.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 4:35 PM
GRRRSNARL!!!! (BAD PEOPLE!?)
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AAGGRGGHHRHH!!!!
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:35 PM
She draws her circle of blades and holds one to Amalga's throat. It's searing hot.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 2d20 (8, 3) - 3 Total: 8
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You slash her twice, sloppily.
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (11) Total: 11
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GGGGHHRGHHH!!!
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d20 (14) Total: 14
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:36 PM
The blade draws blood on Amalga's throat. The wound is instantly cauterized, but damn if it doesn't hurt like hell.
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CCHGGHHGHCGHG!!!??!!
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 4:36 PM
You wield the SWEET BAT AND HELLA JARED.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:37 PM
Thea throws Amalga to the end of the hall. Their body cracks the door, landing them in the previously-locked ectobiology room.
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You observe. Coeus has this handled.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:37 PM
heal.
4:37 PM
Thea heals, and walks away.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 4:37 PM
You raise your sword as a warning to the others, although shaking in front of Mich. He slowly follows.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 4:37 PM
You run up to Maud.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:37 PM
three.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 reluctant swing!: 1d20 (12) Total: 12
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:38 PM
restrain him until we're away from the meteor.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 4:38 PM
You look determined, but pained.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 4:38 PM
CRACK!
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 4:38 PM
OW FUCK-
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (6) Total: 6
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 4:38 PM
The bat makes a cacaphone of random bullshit noises.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 4:38 PM
Thea is already down the hall. She beckons Maud.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 4:38 PM
??!?!???!?
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 4:38 PM
Mich is on the other end of the hall.
4:38 PM
maud what the hell man
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Y3s ma'am.
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Maud Vicarion BOT 11/22/2022 4:39 PM
You leave, looking down.
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You approach the man.
4:39 PM
Stand d0wn, human.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 4:40 PM
Fine. Whatever, just fucking leave. I don't wanna have to break your head.
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Sweetie Honey BOT 11/22/2022 4:40 PM
SNARLL!!!
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G00d.
4:41 PM
You follow after Thea.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/22/2022 4:42 PM
...JESUS, WE GOTTA CHECK ON AMALGA!
4:42 PM
CMON!!
4:43 PM
You run off, Sweetie Honey follows.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 4:43 PM
Mich, having just been dumbfounded by Maud, was still staring down the hall, having not seen Jared.
4:44 PM
After a bit, though, he'd snap out of it, shake his head, and run after Jared.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 3:25 PM
SHIT SHIT SHIT WHICH ROOM WAS IT-
3:26 PM
Oh yeah, you marked the door with spray paint a while back.
3:26 PM
You walk into the #power-cube-room
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/25/2022 12:11 PM
You begin your trek to the LIVING ROOM.
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Michael Arch BOT 11/26/2022 2:22 AM
...
2:23 AM
WHITE DOVE
2:23 AM
...
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/26/2022 2:23 AM
((erm can clyde walk by
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Michael Arch BOT 11/26/2022 2:23 AM
In a dark room. You know where he is.
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Rhys 。.゚+
((erm can clyde walk by
DreamilyDrifting 11/26/2022 2:23 AM
// yes
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C឵lyde BOT 11/26/2022 2:24 AM
you walk past, and kneel in front of the alien
2:24 AM
//are you ok//
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Michael Arch BOT 11/26/2022 2:24 AM
NO
2:24 AM
You swipe the contraption aside, sprinting towards the DARK ROOM.
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C឵lyde BOT 11/26/2022 2:25 AM
//do you need assistance?//
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Michael Arch BOT 11/26/2022 2:25 AM
He's gone.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/26/2022 2:25 AM
Clyde: How rude.
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C឵lyde BOT 11/26/2022 2:26 AM
//how rude.//
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/27/2022 10:57 AM
Just got a chill down my spine. Jeez.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/1/2022 6:29 PM
Clarice?
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 9:42 PM
You teleport in!
9:42 PM
Again, you take time to observe your surroundings.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 9:43 PM
.
9:43 PM
Are you supposed to be here
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 9:44 PM
oh, hello!
9:44 PM
I believe so, a while ago I was invited here by a friend
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 9:45 PM
Name?
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 9:46 PM
I'm Elias Abott, nice to meet you
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 9:47 PM
Where the hell was that again? You don't remember, all these corridors look the same. Oh look, people.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 9:48 PM
No, the friend.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 9:48 PM
Cecelia Vaughan, with endorsement from her older sister too I think
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 9:49 PM
You decide to stay out of sight. It would be rude to interrupt.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 9:49 PM
... Fucking Lucinda?
9:49 PM
Well. Name's Alice Montoya.
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@spades gameing 🎲 Sneakery: 1d20 (18) Total: 18
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 9:49 PM
Nice to say I have experience with the two of your friends.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 9:49 PM
nice to meet you Alice, and you know her?
9:50 PM
they were my host family back when I was 15, exchange student from France
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 9:50 PM
Oh. That's how you know them?
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 9:51 PM
Lucinda and I dated for a bit, though I think that only happened cause she knew I had a time limit
9:51 PM
but we kept in touch
9:51 PM
how do you know them outside of living here
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 9:52 PM
I see.
9:52 PM
You know about the Meteorman, right?
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 9:52 PM
who doesn't?
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 9:54 PM
Pfft. This is his meteor. Your friends are good friends with him, same with me.
9:54 PM
There used to be a ton of people here but they all left for a cruise trip to some temple out in the middle of the ocean led by the same military chick that trapped them all here for a week straight.
9:54 PM
I think it’s been… a week and a half since then. Almost the same amount of time as the time at the meteor.
9:54 PM
That’s funny.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 9:55 PM
oh wow, must be a lot of history here then
9:55 PM
plenty of antics
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 9:57 PM
I died and Lucinda was there.
9:57 PM
But I came back so it’s no big.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 9:57 PM
that's funny. I have my share of undeath too
9:57 PM
they aren't here yet though
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 9:57 PM
Skeletons in the closet?
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 9:58 PM
they're actually out in the open
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 9:58 PM
Walking and talking?
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 9:58 PM
not talking but yes walking
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 9:58 PM
Interesting. Are you in contact with them right now?
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 9:59 PM
want me to call them in?
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 10:00 PM
Might scare the shit out of the housesitter gang here. Go for it.
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Hello
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 10:01 PM
on it and hello!
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Pluto revs her chainsaw.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 10:01 PM
woah there
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 10:01 PM
Goddamnit
10:01 PM
Who sent you? The zombie corps??
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Are you RagtimeRebirth?
10:01 PM
I RECOGNIZE YOUR VOICE DON'T LIE TO ME
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 10:02 PM
oh my god
10:02 PM
this is the worst day of my life someone knows me from online
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 10:02 PM
This is going to get complicated fast.
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TELL USSSSS
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// pause have to shower
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// okay I’m back
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 10:25 PM
yes yes I am RR
10:25 PM
what platform do you know me from I'm on everything
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// @demeter!!
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 10:31 PM
and I would appreciate it if you put down the chainsaw
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STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BROTHER
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 10:35 PM
you have a brother?
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 10:36 PM
what?
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TYLER BARUA
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 10:37 PM
oh my god bunker boy
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 10:37 PM
YOUR BROTHER IS TYLER FUCKING BAURA
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YOU TWO GO BACK AND FORTH IN SUCH LOUD CALLS PRACTICALLY BEGGING FOR EACH OTHER'S HANDS IN MARRIAGE
10:37 PM
It's a pox upon our ears.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 10:37 PM
wait i remember hearing him in the fucking
10:37 PM
No fucking way.
10:38 PM
Make that THREE friends of you that know the meteor boy.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 10:38 PM
are you serious?
10:38 PM
is that what this is about?
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 10:38 PM
I didn’t hang out in Lucinda’s body for a week for nothing.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 10:38 PM
TMI girl
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 10:39 PM
Snrk
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is that what this is about?
@Elias Abott (@Wicked Wain of the West) - jump i hate having to listen to you flirting with my brother and i know he won't fulfill any of my requests to TURN HIS FUCKING VOLUME DOWN
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Wicked Wain of the West 12/7/2022 10:39 PM
(elias: i probably got around that total if im being honest
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So you can. Instead.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 10:40 PM
you're threatening me with a chainsaw because your brother doesn't use headphones
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 10:40 PM
You're not even hiding anymore. You are simply dumbfounded at how little of the information being said you understand.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 10:40 PM
I'll take his punishment sure
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 10:40 PM
This tracks I think
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 10:40 PM
I'll stop.
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Elias Abott
I'll take his punishment sure
Wicked Wain of the West 12/7/2022 10:41 PM
(this is so funny. this intervention fits his classpect
10:41 PM
(steals tylers fucking doom
10:42 PM
(taking it upon himself
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If you want to kiss him just do it but stop flirting so loudly.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 10:43 PM
I mean, bagging the CEO of the company who could cripple Amazon on a whim? Can’t say I’m not impressed by that. (edited)
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 10:44 PM
if I was a worse man I could also use our messages as blackmail but I quite enjoy his company
10:45 PM
but also I doubt social embarrassment serves much of a purpose in the apocalypses
10:46 PM
now.
10:46 PM
could you put down the chainsaw?
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Elias Abott
if I was a worse man I could also use our messages as blackmail but I quite enjoy his company
// elias: are you my little pogchamp // tyler: it's funny how you resort to using such low class language just to try to get a reaction out of me. you attempt to bamboozle me thoroughly or to shock me, or perhaps both at the same time. rest assured, abott, i will not fall for your tricks. i will not give you a straight answer. // elias: what about a gay one // tyler: Fuck You
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Wicked Wain of the West 12/7/2022 10:51 PM
(elias: I didn't know you felt that way
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no
10:52 PM
Pluto stops pointing it at Elias at the very least.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 10:52 PM
Damn
10:52 PM
Mine is bigger.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 10:54 PM
that's a strange thing to say
10:55 PM
anyways, I didn't catch your name
10:55 PM
same to you over there
10:55 PM
in the back
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 10:55 PM
Uh. I'm Ruby.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 10:55 PM
oh yeah you
10:55 PM
You forgot my gifts!
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Pluto leaves.
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 10:56 PM
Oh, yeah. What even were they, again?
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 10:58 PM
Alice flings the cards of the BLACKTEETH CHAINSWORD, TYRANT'S HEAVEN, GODBLOOM CROWNCRUSADER, and HEARTSEEKER AUTO-SHRAPNELING STORMBOLTER.
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At Ruby.
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:00 PM
You deftly catch them and by that I mean they hit you in the face.
Oh, they're weapons. Uh. I guess I can find a use for 'em.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:02 PM
You better.
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:03 PM
I mean. Not that I ain't thankful, but I can't use 'em.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:03 PM
You are a sucker. You need to defend yourself.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:04 PM
oh you've got alchemy here? I guess that makes sense
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:04 PM
Dude where did you think your alchemy came from?
11:05 PM
Wait, how do YOU know about alchemy??
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:05 PM
Yeah, I know. I got two of my own weapons right here.
You crack your knuckles.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:05 PM
that's what I'm saying
11:05 PM
Cece mailed me the cards to the machines
11:05 PM
anyways
11:05 PM
I made a really strong gun a while ago but I can't use it myself, not my style
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:05 PM
This is literally the origin point
11:05 PM
Oh I love strong guns
11:05 PM
Give it to me
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:06 PM
You pull out the ICE 9. It's a plain pistol with an ice texture, like something you'd see in GMOD.
11:06 PM
You make sure the safety is on, then toss it to Alice.
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spades gameing 12/7/2022 11:06 PM
(( bro pack a punched it
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:07 PM
Alice takes it.
11:07 PM
Huh. The hell does this do?
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:08 PM
making a wild guess you know who Todd is
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(from breaking bad of course!
☹️ 2
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:09 PM
I alchemized it with his bone, instantly freezes liquid it comes into contact with
11:09 PM
probably includes blood
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:09 PM
How the living fuck did you fucking pull that one off
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:10 PM
I asked nicely
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:10 PM
...Wouldn't that just make it less likely to kill someone?
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 12/7/2022 11:10 PM
Alice: Make a bloodsicle.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:10 PM
I had a conversation about self realization
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:10 PM
Todd is perhaps ironically the most unstable of the God Kids. The fact you met him and LIVED.
11:10 PM
Let alone take his bone.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:10 PM
and no, I think it would freeze all of the blood in your body if it hit you
11:10 PM
yeah he was scary
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:10 PM
How did you fuckin do it?
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:10 PM
Oh.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:11 PM
I can’t believe that’s possible.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:11 PM
I played therapist, told him to shoot for nirvana
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:11 PM
Interesting.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:11 PM
shoulda got his number if I'm being honest
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:11 PM
I’m sure Flint would know. Just gotta wait for him to come back.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:12 PM
the time's past, if I get another chance on my own I will
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:14 PM
I’m seriously impressed.
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:14 PM
Flint's the "SHREDDED CHEASE" guy, right?
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:14 PM
You’ve got some chops convincing mister freeze everything in this meteor but seven people to give you a bone.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:15 PM
say that without the innuendo
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:15 PM
What innuendo?
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:16 PM
nevermind
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:17 PM
You took his bone, I don’t think he would still have one
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:17 PM
don't say it like that
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Wicked Wain of the West 12/7/2022 11:19 PM
(im having so much fun RPing elias with a person other than myself
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// Elias is literally peak til death character
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:19 PM
Don't say it like what?
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:19 PM
Why not
11:20 PM
You say it like I’m insinuating a threeway between you, Tyler, and Todd.
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Clarice B. BOT 12/7/2022 11:21 PM
You're awkwardly standing in the shadows.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:23 PM
if I have to explain to you that you saying that I took Todds bone is an innuendo I am going to have to not talk to you about anything ever
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:23 PM
Hehe.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:23 PM
As far as I know, he wasn’t born with one
11:23 PM
If you know what I mean.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:24 PM
I mean who was?
11:24 PM
that was a joke.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:24 PM
Hehehe.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:25 PM
is you knowing more than me just part of who you are or does the information gap even out
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:27 PM
What does that mean?
11:27 PM
I’ve been here longer than you. I have a better idea where people are.
11:27 PM
How they act. How they tick and tock.
11:28 PM
You know what I mean. Like the watchmaker and his watches.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:28 PM
I've been meaning to get into watches
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:28 PM
Heh. That's funny, because of the whole clock theme you have going on.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:29 PM
Har har. I did not choose the clock. It choose me.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:29 PM
collecting them seems like it would be fun, learning how they work and what seperates a luxury one from the average digital
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:29 PM
Indeed.
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:30 PM
So, uh. Alice. What's with the magic? How do you do that?
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:30 PM
You die.
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:30 PM
...Right, okay then.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:32 PM
More accurately: Devotion inspires bravery, bravery inspires sacrifice, sacrifice leads to death.
11:32 PM
So uh yeah. Feel free to kill yourself once you fit all of those requirements.
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:33 PM
You just sort of stare confusedly.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:33 PM
ha. wow
11:35 PM
would you mind if I invited my band over? they can go whenever
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:36 PM
You haven’t already? Direct them to the living room while you’re at it.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:36 PM
on it
11:38 PM
step back.
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Roscoe Sunnyside BOT 12/7/2022 11:38 PM
You arrive, bony body clattering and clicking as you take steps and look around.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/7/2022 11:38 PM
IS THAT SA
explosion 3
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Wicked Wain of the West 12/7/2022 11:39 PM
(sans is lawrence come on
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:39 PM
:0
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Wicked Wain of the West 12/7/2022 11:39 PM
(hes the short one
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it’s papyrus
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Clarice B. BOT 12/7/2022 11:39 PM
WHAT
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Roscoe Sunnyside BOT 12/7/2022 11:39 PM
You wave.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:39 PM
The walking skeletons. I’m honored.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:39 PM
this is Roscoe, say hi
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:40 PM
...Hi.
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Roscoe Sunnyside BOT 12/7/2022 11:40 PM
hello everyone
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:40 PM
Hello. Interesting way of talking.
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Wicked Wain of the West 12/7/2022 11:40 PM
His voice doesn't come from his mouth, it's beamed directly into your head.
(edited)
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:40 PM
:0
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Roscoe Sunnyside BOT 12/7/2022 11:41 PM
hold on, my band is on their way through.
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Estes Oakley BOT 12/7/2022 11:41 PM
You appear in the hallway as well.
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Lawrence Wallen BOT 12/7/2022 11:41 PM
You show up moments later, waving to the crowd.
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Addison Winnemac BOT 12/7/2022 11:42 PM
You showed up with Lawrence, tall frame failing to cower behind his shorter body.
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Clarice B. BOT 12/7/2022 11:42 PM
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SKELETONS
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:42 PM
Ikr.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:42 PM
they come in packs
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:42 PM
That’s good to know.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:42 PM
also technically they're Sburb refugees
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(( sorry i'm late, guys. traffic was a nightmare.
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Clarice B. BOT 12/7/2022 11:43 PM
WHAT'S A SBURB
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:43 PM
As well? That makes our third group of the bastards.
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Addison Winnemac BOT 12/7/2022 11:43 PM
Skurb, where we're from it was called Skurb
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:43 PM
Fourth if you count Flint’s snail partner as a separate session…
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:44 PM
from what I've seen, the other sessions are much less well adjusted than these four
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:44 PM
????
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Lawrence Wallen BOT 12/7/2022 11:44 PM
yeah, we're chill like
11:44 PM
we're like bros
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:44 PM
Thank god.
11:45 PM
One group literally had someone who was unhealthily obsessed with Flint and tried to murder three people and the other group has Todd
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Estes Oakley BOT 12/7/2022 11:46 PM
murder?
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:46 PM
oh yeah.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:46 PM
Lots of it. People cannot hold their murder boners around here.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:47 PM
their species is such staunch pacifists they don't have a word for killing other people
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:47 PM
Wait is boner an… uh
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Lawrence Wallen BOT 12/7/2022 11:47 PM
dude a what
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:47 PM
Damn. This is hard
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Lawrence Wallen BOT 12/7/2022 11:47 PM
I'm like
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:47 PM
It's "hard"?
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Lawrence Wallen BOT 12/7/2022 11:47 PM
we're all boners
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:47 PM
Shut Up
11:48 PM
This is literally second contact with a race of skeletons
11:48 PM
Of course I’m worried about language
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SPOOKY CROW 12/7/2022 11:48 PM
// alice: ok. ok hear me out. Do you know what The Penis is
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// SHUT UPPPPP
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Estes Oakley BOT 12/7/2022 11:48 PM
we're so against violence we couldn't do anything in our session
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:49 PM
Uh huh. Is it still going or did you press the quit button or whatever
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Estes Oakley BOT 12/7/2022 11:49 PM
we never got any more grist than what we started with, we had to piggyback off of Lawrence
11:49 PM
oh, we just left
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Lawrence Wallen BOT 12/7/2022 11:50 PM
yeah dude like
11:50 PM
I made a time hole
🇭 2
🇴 2
🇱 2
🇪 2
11:50 PM
to the meteor portals
11:50 PM
and we went home
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SPOOKY CROW 12/7/2022 11:50 PM
// woukdnt it need to be space
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:51 PM
(one two three sessions left in the middle of… no I don’t think the slug one was-) Meteor Portals???
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SPOOKY CROW
// woukdnt it need to be space
Wicked Wain of the West 12/7/2022 11:51 PM
(post-reckoning time travelling back to the reckoning to get sent back through the skaian defense portals
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SPOOKY CROW 12/7/2022 11:51 PM
// oooh
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Estes Oakley BOT 12/7/2022 11:52 PM
the Skaian defense portals
11:52 PM
it's a normal Skurb thing
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:52 PM
The Skaian- defense from what?
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Estes Oakley BOT 12/7/2022 11:52 PM
meteors.
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/7/2022 11:52 PM
You have never been more confused in your life.
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Addison Winnemac BOT 12/7/2022 11:53 PM
in Skurb things go about differently, here things are evil and much more dangerous
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:53 PM
Uh. Huh. I do remember hearing about increased meteor strikes around the time of the Black Hole first appearing.
11:54 PM
I assume in a normal session, that would keep going with no black hole…
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Addison Winnemac BOT 12/7/2022 11:54 PM
yes, it's scary.
11:54 PM
we had to stay on our ruined planet dodging meteors until Elias here opened up some mirror into this place
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:55 PM
That must’ve been tense.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:55 PM
that was actually Todd's idea, the mirror
11:55 PM
he had ice henchmen and I was like 'oh what if I had skeleton henchmen'
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:56 PM
Snrk
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:56 PM
but now instead I've got a bunch of chill bone brothers and sisters
11:56 PM
and other assorted skeletons
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/7/2022 11:56 PM
Better than whatever’s cruising out in the ocean, at least.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/7/2022 11:57 PM
probably
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Alice Montoya
More accurately: Devotion inspires bravery, bravery inspires sacrifice, sacrifice leads to death.
// SHE SAID IT!!!
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// yknow considering that lucile can use magic (edited)
10:08 AM
// and you have to die like alice says here to use it…
10:08 AM
// interesting implications….
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DreamilyDrifting 12/9/2022 10:24 AM
// I thought that was just an Alice thing
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// im saying it can be more…
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 1:35 AM
You prick your tongue with your quill.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d5 (1) + 2 Total: 3
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 1:36 AM
occultare
1:36 AM
Your influence is concealed moderately.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d5 (5) + 2 Total: 7
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 1:37 AM
pervideas per velamen
1:38 AM
You spy on Maria and the fake vampire.
1:40 AM
To an onlooker, you appear to be staring off into space, daydreaming.
1:41 AM
...
1:41 AM
That is certainly... Interesting.
1:42 AM
Have you seriously elected to spy on an intimate encounter...?
(edited)
1:43 AM
What a waste.
1:44 AM
That grin...
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d5 (4) Total: 4
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 1:44 AM
revelare intentio
1:45 AM
Her intentions become clear in your mind.
1:46 AM
She's using him. Intending to use him, rather... But for what?
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An overwhelming presence.
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HANDS. OFF.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 1:49 AM
You walk to the bathroom, to avoid looking suspicious.
1:49 AM
Hands off of what? Cease your invasion of my mind, beast.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 1:49 AM
is anyone there?
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 1:50 AM
Lucile can be seen entering the bathroom.
(edited)
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 1:50 AM
Hm.
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Lucile Arch
Hands off of what? Cease your invasion of my mind, beast.
Silence.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 1:52 AM
You just hope Morning wasn't listening.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/17/2022 1:52 AM
A thought lingers in the back of Maria's head. What if they were?
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 1:53 AM
A good question.
1:53 AM
What consequences would it present, however?
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you would kill them.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 1:56 AM
You're a newcomer in this meteor. Were you to perform such a rash action, suspicion could easily fall upon you.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/17/2022 1:57 AM
Maria: Perhaps you can make an ally out of Morning.
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AMONG US
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 1:58 AM
What could they bring to the table, exactly?
1:58 AM
It's true that they hide something, but how can you know if it will help?
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Suddenly, the door to the alchemy room bursts open.
1:58 AM
Pluto steps out.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 1:58 AM
Oh great.
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maria.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 1:58 AM
kid.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 1:59 AM
Lucile steps out of the bathroom.
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She kicks a paintball gun down the hall toward Maria.
1:59 AM
i won't shoot an unarmed man.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 1:59 AM
...
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/17/2022 1:59 AM
(I don’t think she’s a man…)
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 1:59 AM
what's this supposed to be?
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(gender neutral IDIOT)
1:59 AM
a paintball gun.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/17/2022 1:59 AM
(okay….)
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this is war, my good friend.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 2:00 AM
((Pluto starts coin juggling like in ultraki
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 2:00 AM
oh thank god you pointed it out, captain obvious.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:00 AM
Oh, don't you know it. Well, a different war for yourself.
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VAMPIRE
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 2:00 AM
why should i participate in your game?
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you too.
2:00 AM
Pluto tosses a paintball gun toward Lucile.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/17/2022 2:00 AM
how many people are you seriously going to call vampire
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:00 AM
Sweet catch.
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something walks towards the group
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why should i participate in your game?
@Maria Silvana (@potatoisgood) - jump if your side wins, i will stop trying to push you and al apart
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:01 AM
excuse me! I do not mean to disturb..
2:01 AM
he waddles past
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but if i win, you stop flirting with al
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d5 (4) Total: 4
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CLYDE COME BE ON OUR PAINTBALL TEAM
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:01 AM
huh?
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:01 AM
apparatus, augendae potentiae tuae
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:02 AM
I would love to!
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:02 AM
The paintball gun is enhanced.
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:02 AM
all of a sudden, Clyde's body opens up
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 2:02 AM
well, this wouldn't be a particularly fair game, would it?
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:02 AM
he takes out a paintball revolver
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ok pretend you're a human though we can't cheat
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:02 AM
+2 (4*.5) bonus to paintball shots!
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:02 AM
alrighty!
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 2:02 AM
clyde here is a robot. with a paintball revolver.
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well, this wouldn't be a particularly fair game, would it?
@Maria Silvana (@potatoisgood) - jump it's me, matt, clyde, and elias versus you, vampire, al, and ruby
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:03 AM
I'll hold back
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skeletons are the referees
2:03 AM
besides clyde has just as much as an advantage as the vampire does
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 2:03 AM
((haha. Sure.
2:03 AM
(( devious
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:03 AM
Quite the odd assortment of fantasy creatures in this meteor.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 2:04 AM
i have to inform you that xande is probably not in the best state to play this little game right now.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/17/2022 2:04 AM
it's me, matt, clyde, and elias versus you, vampire, al, and ruby
@Pluto (@demeter!!) - jump Who’s Elias?
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:04 AM
How does a vampire have any advantage in a paintball fight?
2:04 AM
Your logic still manages to escape me.
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you can use magic
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:04 AM
?
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Who’s Elias?
@Matthew R-C. Arcangel (@hades) - jump my brother's boyfriend
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:04 AM
in fiction, vampires have an enhanced level of speed!
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yeah that too
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:04 AM
My, your imagination.
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which is all that clyde would have
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 2:05 AM
clyde, repeat that, please?
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:05 AM
also enhanced strength and the ability to change into a bat
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/17/2022 2:05 AM
my brother's boyfriend
@Pluto (@demeter!!) - jump how interesting
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the bat thing is more of a transfiguration thing not very common in actual vampires
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:05 AM
Wait... What magic does a vampire even possess?
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 2:05 AM
((off topic what the fuck my ceiling in the bathroom is leaking dawg bruhimdead
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:05 AM
I am truly curious.
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bats are just flying mammals so they're the easiest for vampires to transfigure into
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Rhys 。.゚+
((off topic what the fuck my ceiling in the bathroom is leaking dawg bruhimdead
potatoisgood 12/17/2022 2:06 AM
(rip
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 2:06 AM
((got to clean this up 💀💀
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Wait... What magic does a vampire even possess?
@Lucile Arch (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump none necessarily
2:06 AM
but the runes you carved into your arm
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potatoisgood 12/17/2022 2:06 AM
(clyde gets momentarily distracted
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i caught a glimpse of them
2:06 AM
they're the same one my brother carves into his.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/17/2022 2:06 AM
// Lucile doesn't have any runes
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// wait didn't they
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DreamilyDrifting 12/17/2022 2:07 AM
// no?
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// OHHH
2:07 AM
// that was writing in blood not carving in flesh
2:07 AM
// void like all of pluto mentioning magic then
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 2:07 AM
okay, let's say i agree to play this game.
2:07 AM
i don't really have a motive to win nor do i have motive to avoid losing
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wait do you not like al
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:08 AM
I'll wager something.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 2:08 AM
of course i like xande.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:09 AM
If you win, I'll give you mystical vampire knowledge. If I win, I get your chainsaw.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 2:09 AM
that's why i think it's silly that i'd stop flirting with him over something as simple as a kid trying to throw orders on me.
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:09 AM
bets? Fun! If you guys win! I'll cure cancer!
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/17/2022 2:09 AM
of course i like xande.
@Maria Silvana (@potatoisgood) - jump > Matthew’s face grimaces. Again.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 2:09 AM
... okay clyde.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:09 AM
bets? Fun! If you guys win! I'll cure cancer!
@C឵lyde (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump 😨
2:10 AM
...That's...
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COMPUTER CURE CANCER NOW
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:10 AM
huh? Yes Ms. Pluto!
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:10 AM
For once, I agree with the brat. ...Kid, I mean.
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:10 AM
he stalls. He starts forming a cure for cancer
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ok cool
2:11 AM
If you win, I'll give you mystical vampire knowledge. If I win, I get your chainsaw.
@Lucile Arch (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump you don't have chainsawkind allocated
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:11 AM
estimated wait time: 14 years
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:11 AM
That isn't why I want it.
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potatoisgood 12/17/2022 2:11 AM
(GOD
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Oh ok
2:11 AM
That isn't why I want it.
@Lucile Arch (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump ohhh to take it off my hands i see
2:11 AM
deal
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:11 AM
...Deal?
2:11 AM
Why don't we shake on it?
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yeah, it's a bet
2:11 AM
but i know you won't give me vampiric knowledge
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:11 AM
You offer a hand.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/17/2022 2:11 AM
Do NOT shake on it
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Pluto puts her hands in her pockets.
2:12 AM
if i win, you get the embarrassment of having been beaten by a thirteen year old
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/17/2022 2:12 AM
Vampire here will probably just eat it
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:12 AM
You retract your hand.
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EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON'T MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEVIL
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 2:12 AM
the embarrassment would occur anyway, to be honest.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:12 AM
First I'm a vampire, now I'm a devil? Keep it consistent!
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i am NOT a moron
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 2:12 AM
there's no achievement in beating a little kid up.
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someone. Please stop Clyde. For fuck sake
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First I'm a vampire, now I'm a devil? Keep it consistent!
@Lucile Arch (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump vampires have the devil in them
2:13 AM
COMPUTER WORK ON THE CURE LATER
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:13 AM
That's... Hmm.
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:13 AM
you snap out of it
2:13 AM
at what date would you like me to resume this task?
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Pluto
First I'm a vampire, now I'm a devil? Keep it consistent!
@Lucile Arch (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump vampires have the devil in them
// zero allegories here btw
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at what date would you like me to resume this task?
@C឵lyde (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump uhhh
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 2:13 AM
((deme
2:13 AM
((before you answer
2:14 AM
((this will genuinely affect Clyde's plot with said answer
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uhhhhhhhhhhh
2:14 AM
when i say so
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:14 AM
affirmative, Ms. Pluto
2:14 AM
you spin your revolver, getting ready to fight
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NOW THEN
2:14 AM
okay uhh
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 2:15 AM
You joyfully walk into the situation.
bruhimdead 1
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elias and al don't have to be in the fight
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 2:15 AM
What fight?
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so me, matt, and clyde, versus you, vampire, and ruby
2:15 AM
What fight?
@Al Schaffer (@potatoisgood) - jump paintball
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 2:15 AM
Ohh!
2:15 AM
Can I participate?
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are you sure you wanna
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:16 AM
should I be engaged in slaughter mode? Or harmless more Ms. Pluto?
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 2:16 AM
You stop to think about it.
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hmmmmm
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:16 AM
or! Another option
2:16 AM
body armor mode!
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be whatever mode is closest to a human
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:16 AM
(new and improved)
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 2:16 AM
Man. I feel bad for the poor soul fighting Clyde!
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:16 AM
perfect!
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(keep slaughter mode on standby though.)
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:17 AM
with a loud hiss of an engine
2:17 AM
Clyde hugs Pluto! As he encases himself around Pluto!
2:17 AM
Pluto is now buffed!
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GET PFF
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:17 AM
That doesn't seem fair.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 2:17 AM
((you can set the buffs with rolling dice
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GET OOOOOFFFFFF
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:17 AM
the action reverses
2:18 AM
apologies, Ms. Pluto.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 2:18 AM
hm.
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be a normal human this is supposed to be fair
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:18 AM
harmless mode activated!
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(Keep Slaughter Mode on Standby)
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 2:18 AM
Hie.
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:18 AM
will do!
2:18 AM
the command is yours
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 2:18 AM
Will do what?
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COMPUTER CANCEL 400 PIZZAS ORDER
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 2:19 AM
NOOO
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:19 AM
you cancel the 400 pizzas.. they were 10 minutes away!
explosion 1
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 2:19 AM
You start stealthily walking out of the conflict.
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// perfect time to sleep i think
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 2:20 AM
Man...
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 2:20 AM
ALERT. MS. SILVANA IS TRYING TO LEAVE THE CONFLICT
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 2:20 AM
((we can pause
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DreamilyDrifting 12/17/2022 2:20 AM
// pause!
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potatoisgood 12/17/2022 2:20 AM
(alright
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 2:20 AM
((ayo... Pause~ bites lips
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// so tired ive been awake for 20 hours
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/17/2022 2:20 AM
COMPUTER CANCEL 400 PIZZAS ORDER
@Pluto (@demeter!!) - jump what rhe FUCK
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DreamilyDrifting 12/17/2022 2:20 AM
// please stop biting my lips it hurts
2:20 AM
// ow OW OW STOP
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demeter!!
// so tired ive been awake for 20 hours
// WHAT
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potatoisgood 12/17/2022 2:20 AM
(rookie numbers
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DreamilyDrifting
// please stop biting my lips it hurts
Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 2:20 AM
((
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// since 6:00 am
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Pluto
i am NOT a moron
hehehehe
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 7:42 PM
Despite being told on by Clyde, you continue to walk away.
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@Rhys 。.゚+ 🎲 Result: 1d20 (6) Total: 6
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> Despite being told on by Clyde, you continue to walk away.
@Maria Silvana (@potatoisgood) - jump
a paintball shoots past maria
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 7:57 PM
You turn back to see who attempted to shoot you.
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 8:00 PM
no leaving
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 8:24 PM
hmph.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 9:04 PM
Lucile fiddles with something in their pocket.
9:05 PM
So when are we starting this little battle?
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you get to pick a room to be your base
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 9:06 PM
I have an idea.
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clyde can project his voice really far because he's a robot (He can probably do that.) so he'll be the announcer
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 9:06 PM
Living room can be one base, the kitchen the other. The hallway will be the middle battleground.
9:06 PM
Does that sound good?
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too close
9:08 PM
the living room can be your base
9:08 PM
our base will be at the end of the hall, in the room with all the tubes
9:09 PM
here is the rules
9:09 PM
every time someone is hit with paint, clyde will mark it
9:09 PM
if you get hit with paint three times, you're out
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 9:13 PM
Sounds fair.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/17/2022 9:18 PM
well, if the vampire calls it fair…
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 9:19 PM
Takes one to know one.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 9:24 PM
MATT IS A VAMPIRE?
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 9:25 PM
Absolutely.
9:25 PM
If I'm a vampire, then he is too. Vampire sense, or something.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/17/2022 9:25 PM
whatever you say…
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 9:26 PM
I knew it!
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 9:26 PM
Whatever you say, vampire.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/17/2022 9:26 PM
If I’m a vampire YOU made me one!!
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 9:26 PM
I'm rubber you're glue.
9:27 PM
Yada yada, yuh huh nuh uh.
9:27 PM
We're really not getting anywhere with this child's nonsense.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 9:27 PM
Yeah!
9:27 PM
Rubber glue and stuff.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/17/2022 9:28 PM
Shut up Al.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 9:28 PM
Shut up Matt!
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/17/2022 9:49 PM
well, i'll be on the living room. call me when this... thing, begins.
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 10:16 PM
clyde can project his voice really far because he's a robot (He can probably do that.) so he'll be the announcer
@Pluto (@demeter!!) - jump I can! Want me to put it to max and crawl into the vent system?
10:16 PM
I can hack myself into the security system here too!
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uhh
10:16 PM
hmm
10:17 PM
if you're impartial then we can't get ruby involved
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 10:18 PM
I'm sure keysei would love to play!
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/17/2022 10:18 PM
you walk down the hall, towards flints bedroom
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 10:19 PM
would you like to play paintba-
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/17/2022 10:19 PM
no
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no they called pluto not a real planet
10:19 PM
fuck that person
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/17/2022 10:19 PM
because 1ts not
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 10:19 PM
I don't think it's that serious.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/17/2022 10:19 PM
she enters flints room, and locks the door
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because 1ts not
@Keysei Kakzash (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump you're just a dumb bitch
10:19 PM
pluto is a real planet FOREVEEEEER
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/17/2022 10:20 PM
she opens the door
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 10:20 PM
The classification of what is or isn't a planet is arbitrary. If we didn't exist, no such descriptor would exist anyhow. Pluto lives on despite what we may call it. (edited)
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/17/2022 10:20 PM
1f 1 we're to play pa1ntball
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no shut up
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/17/2022 10:20 PM
the game would be over w1th1n a second
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 10:20 PM
Isn't Pluto like uh... Mickey Mouse's dog?
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i don't want you to play you're a jerk
10:20 PM
i DON'T CARE
10:20 PM
The classification of what is or isn't a planet is arbitrary. If we didn't exist, no such descriptor would exist anyhow. Pluto lives on despite what we may call it.
@Lucile Arch (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump PLUTO IS MY FAVORITE PLANET
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/17/2022 10:20 PM
Pluto 1snt a planet
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THAT'S WHY I NAMED MYSELF AFTER HER
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 10:21 PM
Again, it doesn't matter.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/17/2022 10:21 PM
okay
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Pluto 1snt a planet
@Keysei Kakzash (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump SHUT UP NERD
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/17/2022 10:21 PM
..
10:21 PM
whatever
10:21 PM
she enters the door and locks it again
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Okay
10:21 PM
NOW THEN. PAINTBALL TIME.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 10:22 PM
((burp try not to project your actual thoughts on keysei in rp it's gonna be a Ashley 2.0
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 10:22 PM
sweet!
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// what?
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 10:22 PM
((nothing
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// ???
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 10:22 PM
you spin your revolver, but stop
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// pluto is that aggressive toward everybody
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 10:23 PM
wait am I the announcer or player
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announcer
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demeter!!
// pluto is that aggressive toward everybody
DreamilyDrifting 12/17/2022 10:23 PM
// this is true Pluto is a little shit
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get in the vents
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 10:23 PM
you crawl into the vent system
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ELIAAAAAAAAAAS
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potatoisgood 12/17/2022 10:23 PM
(among us
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// @Wicked Wain of the West
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ELIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 10:23 PM
Elias: dude stop I'm stroking mah shi))
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(REAL
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Elias Abott BOT 12/17/2022 10:25 PM
You walk in, arms crossed, looking at the child that's yelling your name. You're a little surprised she isn't weilding a chainsaw.
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weilding
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DreamilyDrifting 12/17/2022 10:25 PM
Hades stfu
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hades
weilding
Wicked Wain of the West 12/17/2022 10:25 PM
welding
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 10:26 PM
Weeding
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potatoisgood 12/17/2022 10:26 PM
(melting
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BE ON MY PAINTBALL TEAM
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 10:27 PM
You should join mine.
10:27 PM
We have snacks.
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what are you talking about elias has to be on my team or it isn't balanced
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 10:27 PM
We have snacks?
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 10:28 PM
Oh, is that right?
10:28 PM
Clumsy me.
10:28 PM
We have snacks?
@Al Schaffer (@potatoisgood) - jump (Don't let them catch on to our deception!)
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a voice comes from the vents
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Elias Abott BOT 12/17/2022 10:29 PM
I'd love to have snacks but team balancing is important
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 10:29 PM
is that a rat?
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 10:29 PM
WHERE
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EAT IT
10:29 PM
NO WAIT
10:29 PM
DON'T
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 10:29 PM
You pick up your skateboard
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C឵lyde BOT 12/17/2022 10:29 PM
hey little guy!- OW!! DANGER DANGER!! ITS ATTACKING ME
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TELL IT PLUTO SENT YOU
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 10:29 PM
KILL IT
10:29 PM
KILL IT KILL IT
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DON'T KILL IT
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 10:29 PM
Facepalm.
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a rat jumps out of the vent. And stares at everyone
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TELL IT PLUTO SENT ME
10:29 PM
> a rat jumps out of the vent. And stares at everyone
@??? (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump squeak squeak squeak.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 10:29 PM
. . .
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 10:29 PM
You stare at the rat.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 10:30 PM
Someone: touch it.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 10:30 PM
Your days are counted.
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The rat instantly understands that Pluto has been on thousands of adventures alongside ratkind and has freed the proletarirats from their chains.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 10:30 PM
((deme wait it's
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squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak.
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 10:30 PM
((I want someone to touch it for a reason
10:30 PM
((: 3
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Pluto pokes it.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/17/2022 10:30 PM
EXPLODE
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it burns Pluto's skin, as it melts into a poisonus goo
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// oh my god don't you dare
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 10:31 PM
Poisonous*))
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// NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10:31 PM
// i know what's going on...
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 10:31 PM
((no not rlly ..
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 10:31 PM
Oh.
10:31 PM
Well, that rat's days really were counted.
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the goo melts into the ground. Its extremely hot and toxic
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???
the goo melts into the ground. Its extremely hot and toxic
DreamilyDrifting 12/17/2022 10:31 PM
// like katie
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ITS THE CANCEROUS RODENT
10:32 PM
AAAA
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 10:32 PM
((ITS NOT
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DreamilyDrifting
// like katie
potatoisgood 12/17/2022 10:32 PM
(TURE
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/17/2022 10:32 PM
. . . . . .
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/17/2022 10:32 PM
Matthew hoses down the worm goop.
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// nezu can you like. actually tell me whats going on
10:32 PM
// i'd prefer to know what's going on with my characters
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 10:33 PM
((DMs it relates to Eva tho
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/17/2022 10:33 PM
At least my skateboard didn't need to be stained with blood once again.
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Rhys 。.゚+
((DMs it relates to Eva tho
// ... can we retcon it then
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(Julius busts in and touches the rat
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demeter!!
// ... can we retcon it then
Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 10:35 PM
Why??
10:36 PM
I retconned the sick part the burning thing is still there
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DreamilyDrifting 12/17/2022 10:37 PM
// wtf Eva doing to the rats
sorrow 1
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 10:38 PM
((it wasn't Eva with the rat. It was someone a bit more toxic.
😁 1
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potatoisgood 12/17/2022 10:38 PM
(damn. katie?
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(me
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Rhys 。.゚+
((it wasn't Eva with the rat. It was someone a bit more toxic.
Wicked Wain of the West 12/17/2022 10:38 PM
(submitting a bubbling pile of goo brb
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/17/2022 10:38 PM
((let's say
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((they are so toxic... Their body can't handle it
10:38 PM
((let's say.. they are melting
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Wicked Wain of the West 12/17/2022 10:39 PM
(yippy yippy yo yippy yay
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potatoisgood
(damn. katie?
// HEHEHEHEH
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Elias Abott BOT 12/18/2022 9:37 AM
so, paintball
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/18/2022 7:23 PM
Gotta love it!
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 12:22 PM
Well, I'm going to go make preparations. Call after me when we're ready.
12:23 PM
You captchalogue the paintball gun in your INSCRIPTION MODUS. You'll have to cast a series of spells to retrieve it, the bigger the object, the more complex.
12:23 PM
Lucile leaves for the living room.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 12:25 PM
I'm going to be on the kitchen
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ok now that they're gone
12:30 PM
so we're going to play paintball
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Juliusz Vicarion BOT 12/19/2022 12:57 PM
Juliuz rushes down the hall. "HEY"
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GTFO
12:58 PM
WHO EVEN ARE YOU
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 12:59 PM
Pluto: Is this the 'Juliusz' the vampire mentioned?
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/19/2022 12:59 PM
Isn’t it Julius?
12:59 PM
ITS JULIUS! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!!
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> Pluto: Is this the 'Juliusz' the vampire mentioned?
@DreamilyDrifting - jump > Huh
12:59 PM
You weren't listening
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 12:59 PM
SHOCKING
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Juliusz Vicarion BOT 12/19/2022 1:00 PM
"hey wassup can I play paintball or nah"
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ok
1:00 PM
Pluto shoots Julius three times in the chest.
1:00 PM
you're out
1:00 PM
She reloads.
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Juliusz Vicarion BOT 12/19/2022 1:00 PM
... ok asshole
1:01 PM
could've just said no
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Fuck You
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 1:01 PM
Juliusz: TIME TO HIT CHILDREN
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Juliusz Vicarion BOT 12/19/2022 1:06 PM
"ok"
1:06 PM
"dont care"
1:06 PM
You begin walking off.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 1:09 PM
Step. Step. Step.
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Pluto shoots Lucile in the chest.
1:09 PM
one death
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 1:09 PM
They block it with the paintball gun.
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tch...
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 1:09 PM
The game hasn't started yet, fool.
1:09 PM
Not officially.
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yes it haaaaaaas
1:10 PM
okay fine.
1:10 PM
what are you doing out here
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 1:10 PM
Juliusz will be on our team. You will allow him to play.
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no?
1:10 PM
it'd be imbalanced.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 1:11 PM
Yes, or I turn you into a vampire.
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i'm a zombie you can't be both at the same time
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 1:11 PM
Ah, but see. You aren't a real zombie.
1:11 PM
Only real zombies have immunity to vampirism.
1:12 PM
Do you want to chance it? Or do you want to search for a new team member to remove the imbalance?
1:12 PM
It's your choice.
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// hold on
1:14 PM
// pause im going into class
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/19/2022 1:30 PM
> Pluto shoots Julius three times in the chest.
@Pluto (@demeter!!) - jump snrk
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 1:30 PM
// PAUSE!
1:30 PM
// grr... Snarl..
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// I DIDNT SEE
1:30 PM
// SORRY
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 1:32 PM
// it's okay I forgive you
1:32 PM
// but deme will not. You have 5 minutes to prepare.
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// AAAAA
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// Two minutes left.
😨 1
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// he died btw (edited)
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 3:27 PM
// @demeter!!
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I am a real zombie.
3:27 PM
besides. i doubt you could lay a finger on me.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:27 PM
Oh, I very well could.
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try me.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/19/2022 3:28 PM
i'm a zombie you can't be both at the same time
@Pluto (@demeter!!) - jump (we SAW them outside!!)
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d20 (6) + 2 Total: 8
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:28 PM
You shoot a paintball past her head.
3:29 PM
...You aren't very good with ranged weapons.
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She doesn't even have to dodge.
3:29 PM
i mean more than that.
3:29 PM
Use your magic.
3:29 PM
Watch what happens.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:29 PM
?
3:29 PM
Right, you still think I have vampire powers or something.
3:30 PM
And anyhow, I don't feel like it.
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i heard you.
3:30 PM
speaking latin in the bathroom.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:30 PM
What? I can't practice the language to myself in my free time?
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Blood on the counter.
3:31 PM
it's just like my brother.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 3:31 PM
// there WAS a drop of blood on the floor but none on the counter
3:31 PM
// Lucile is very careful with that sort of thing
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// oh i thought it was the counter
3:32 PM
// pretend i said floor then
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:32 PM
it's just like my brother.
@Pluto (@demeter!!) - jump Your brother?
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yeah he's literally the reason i'm here
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:34 PM
Huh. Interesting. We are alike in that sense.
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Don't you EVER say that
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:34 PM
You know, I think I've seen him around here.
3:35 PM
You say he uses 'magic'?
3:35 PM
You step closer.
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yes
3:35 PM
he's cast a few spells on me
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// AYO??
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mostly accidental. one burned my face off
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:37 PM
Interesting.
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go ahead and cast one on me
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potatoisgood 12/19/2022 3:37 PM
(BREAKING-BAD-RP REFERENCE
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:37 PM
Okay? I mean, I don't even know any 'magic'. You presume it to have something to do with Latin?
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yeah like uhh
3:38 PM
She pulls out a small textbook.
3:38 PM
i don't know how to use it but he gave me this
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/19/2022 3:38 PM
uh hey don’t you think you’re getting a little close??
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:38 PM
You step closer.
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C'mon.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:39 PM
So, say, something like...
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d5 (5) Total: 5
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 3:39 PM
// OH SHIT
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// 😁
3:39 PM
// Try it.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:39 PM
Vestigium originis?
3:39 PM
Pluto's origin is traced...?
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The SEAL OF BARUA keeps THE BROKEN PLANET from magical effect. The spell is reflected back onto Lucile.
(edited)
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:40 PM
Lucile Arch.
3:40 PM
...!?
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LOL!
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:40 PM
A seal. Clever.
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nice reveal
3:40 PM
and you didn't even get anything out of it
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:41 PM
You shrug.
I wasn't trying to get anything out of it.
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you were trying to find out who my brother is
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:41 PM
Not your brother.
3:42 PM
I don't need to know who he is.
3:42 PM
And besides...
3:42 PM
There are other ways to get what I want.
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Oaky
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/19/2022 3:43 PM
oaky?
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Ya
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:43 PM
Anyhow...
3:43 PM
Just let Juliusz join our team. I'm sure you can find another teammate.
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nuh uh
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:44 PM
Sure you can.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 3:44 PM
You desperately skateboard into here. In your distraction, you hit a wall.
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SAD
3:45 PM
Pluto points at Al and starts cackling.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 3:45 PM
beh
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/19/2022 3:46 PM
> You desperately skateboard into here. In your distraction, you hit a wall.
@Al Schaffer (@potatoisgood) - jump > Matthew joins Pluto.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:46 PM
Hie hie.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 3:46 PM
Oh hi guys
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:46 PM
Hello.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 3:47 PM
What you up to?
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:47 PM
Pluto here won't let Juliusz join our game.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 3:47 PM
Oh, that's wacak
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:47 PM
Wacak.
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IT'D BE IMBALANCED
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 3:47 PM
Wack
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:47 PM
Find another teammate!
3:47 PM
It's simple, really.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 3:49 PM
Yeah!
3:49 PM
Like, think about who is in the meteor and then think about who is already participating!
3:49 PM
Bam.
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there is LITERALLY no one else here
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Behind Pluto, Alice is thrown through the wall.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:53 PM
!!!
3:53 PM
HER!?
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 3:53 PM
Oh ain't that neat!
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/19/2022 3:53 PM
YOU DICK
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:53 PM
...Okay, you need to stay calm.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/19/2022 3:53 PM
Woah!!
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:53 PM
Pluto's brother must be here as well.
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/19/2022 3:56 PM
Tyler walks through the hole in the wall and slams Alice's head into the ground. Repeatedly.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 3:56 PM
Oh okay
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:56 PM
Oh.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 3:56 PM
Guess we'll have to keep looking
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:56 PM
Well, you aren't complaining.
3:56 PM
You stare intently.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/19/2022 3:56 PM
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:57 PM
Lucile has a look that's something fierce. They're a bit deranged, even.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/19/2022 3:57 PM
He’s really going at it!
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:57 PM
They grin wider with each slam.
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/19/2022 3:59 PM
He throws Alice down the hall, taking everyone down like a bowling pin.
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TYLE---
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 3:59 PM
Woah!
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 3:59 PM
You step out of the way.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/19/2022 4:00 PM
AAAAAAA
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 4:01 PM
Wrathful, are we?
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 4:05 PM
// @demeter!! @hades
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// sorry was walking
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/19/2022 4:06 PM
This doesn't concern you.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 4:06 PM
I am aware.
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DreamilyDrifting
// @demeter!! @hades
// how am i here
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 4:06 PM
// Alice?
4:07 PM
// well I guess she has been thrown
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 4:29 PM
I presumed you might want to incant something of a higher caliber to protect that little brat of yours.
4:29 PM
Though, I presume a seal works. In a pinch.
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/19/2022 4:29 PM
Ohhh my god would you shut up bro
4:29 PM
I literally don't care.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 4:30 PM
Oh, but you should! Seals can be broken easily!
4:30 PM
You of all people should know this.
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Tyler R.M. Barua BOT 12/19/2022 4:30 PM
Ad exilium.
4:30 PM
Lucile is transported to the boiler room.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 4:33 PM
You picture Pluto in your mind.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d5 (1) Total: 1
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 4:33 PM
Sigila aliena, revela tua secreta...
4:34 PM
Agh. You're getting sloppy.
4:34 PM
This won't do.
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Besides. The seal is strong.
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Lucile Arch
Agh. You're getting sloppy.
potatoisgood 12/19/2022 4:34 PM
(youre WHAT
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 4:34 PM
You were bluffing earlier. In the right hands, a seal can become near impenetrable.
4:35 PM
...
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Lucile Arch
Agh. You're getting sloppy.
// luciles inner monologue during a late night with tyler
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// HAHAHAHAHA
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DreamilyDrifting 12/19/2022 4:36 PM
// SHUT UUUUUUUP
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potatoisgood 12/19/2022 4:37 PM
(HEHEHEHEH
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 4:38 PM
You walk to the bathroom.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/19/2022 4:57 PM
Lucile exits, and returns to the living room.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/19/2022 8:16 PM
Having left and returned, you walk down to where there was commotion rather recently.
8:22 PM
wait hold on
8:22 PM
HEY
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/19/2022 8:23 PM
you are walking down the hall
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Elias Abott BOT 12/19/2022 8:24 PM
shoot wait I thought you were someone else
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/19/2022 8:24 PM
hm?
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Elias Abott BOT 12/19/2022 8:24 PM
nothing, does it smell like fish to you too?
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/19/2022 8:25 PM
yeah. 1 caught a f1sh and 1 am cook1ng 1t
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Elias Abott BOT 12/19/2022 8:25 PM
what sort?
8:25 PM
I only really know saltwater varieties I don't know why I'm asking
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/19/2022 8:28 PM
the one 1m cook1ng 1s fresh, we1rd.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/19/2022 8:29 PM
well we aren't near an ocean so it makes sense
8:29 PM
not really a fan of saltwater or salt in general I'd assume
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/19/2022 8:31 PM
no duh, 1td k1ll me
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Elias Abott BOT 12/19/2022 8:57 PM
is salt like capsacian for you?
8:57 PM
like it hurts to eat in a good way
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/19/2022 10:05 PM
like it hurts to eat in a good way
@Elias Abott (@Wicked Wain of the West) - jump no 1tll l1terally k1ll me.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/19/2022 10:23 PM
that's too bad
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Wicked Wain of the West 12/19/2022 10:23 PM
(no microdosing salt
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/19/2022 11:13 PM
you walk into #clints-room
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Elias Abott BOT 12/20/2022 12:05 AM
You break out your portable fabricator.
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something walks towards the door keysei went into
12:08 AM
its obscured by a shadow
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Elias Abott BOT 12/20/2022 12:09 AM
PAINTBALL GUN || DO SPILL BLOOD = PAINT THE WALLS RED A flail dripping with red paint, looks like there’s a switch that lets its head alternate between a harmless spongy material and metal spikes.
12:10 AM
You approach the door tentatively, alchemizing another item as you walk.
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too late, the figure enters the door, and locks it.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/20/2022 12:12 AM
LEAD-WHITE TURTLENECK && PAINT THE WALLS RED = LANDLORD WHITE DEATH Another paint flail, for huge splatters against opponents. This one uses white paint and probably also can cause acute lead poisoning.
12:13 AM
You knock on the door.
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// bro is playing splatoon lethal mode
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Wicked Wain of the West 12/20/2022 12:14 AM
(bros gonna see tyler and paint the room white
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ayo
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Wicked Wain of the West 12/20/2022 12:15 AM
(outside of the obvious joke this also continues the one piece reference
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Elias Abott BOT 12/20/2022 12:17 AM
You don’t want your clothes getting messy either, but you want to keep a bit of style.
12:18 AM
URANIUM GLASS && HAZMAT ZOOT !& URANIUM CHUNK = CLEAR PLASTIC RAINCOAT
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Rhys 。.゚+ 12/20/2022 12:19 AM
elias: alchemize a weapon using a dildo. Think of the possibilities
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Elias Abott BOT 12/20/2022 12:19 AM
You should probably ask the other players if covering the furniture in plastic is a good idea, to avoid paintball ruining it.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/20/2022 12:35 AM
PUNCH CARD SHUNT && USB STICK = PLUG-N-SHUNT SD Lets shunt blocks upgrade things other than the alchemiter. This is just the first step. You plug the Plug-N-Shunt into your fancy new glasses, then load in the carry-on fabricator card into the new shunt slot on the side. It can’t alchemize new things but can sure as hell copy items that have already been made.
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OKAY WAIT HERE
8:32 PM
I'm about to see something no man should see.
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Elias Abott BOT 12/20/2022 8:33 PM
sure
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Pluto is knocking rapidly on Flint's Clint's Keysei's bedroom door.
8:36 PM
KEYSEIII
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/20/2022 8:36 PM
you are now in the hallway
8:36 PM
yeah?
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okay. walk quietly. look in the living room.
8:36 PM
there's a guy named clint who's saying he owns the meteor.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/20/2022 8:36 PM
you walk silently. Not even the sound of you walking is heard
8:37 PM
I mean, flint owns the meteor does he not?
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who the fuck is flint
8:37 PM
it's CLINT
8:37 PM
with a C
8:37 PM
the TV headline spell it CLINT TURNING and he DISTINCTLY SAID IT THAT WAY
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/20/2022 8:37 PM
1m talk1ng to myself 1d1ot
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oh
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/20/2022 8:37 PM
you enter the living room
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DON'T CALL ME AN IDIOT
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from flints room, a lot of romantic sounds are heard
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ruh roh
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:06 PM
You’re running. WHOEVER THAT GUY WAS, HE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED AT ALL. What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck. You’re not crazy. You need to find Al. Or Clarice. Someone who remembers. Where that Michael guy??
11:10 PM
It’s been falling apart since the purple guy left. Fuck. Fuck. The old fucking meteorsitter crew is fucking dead and you didn’t do anything but get mad at Al. Now you’ve pushed him away and Michael is gone and Clarice is nowhere to be found and everyone else thinks that this guy is the actual Lord. He isn’t! He introduced himself as a Muse!
11:10 PM
It’s over. It’s always been over. It has never ever been as over as it has been now. Everyone in this meteor is stupid and cursed and you are the most cursed of them all.
11:10 PM
You don’t even know who to blame anymore.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 11:12 PM
Hey, there's Michael's sibling right there. Maybe try talking to them?
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:12 PM
Morning stands in the hallway, contemplating.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 11:12 PM
NEVERMIND
11:12 PM
REAAAAAAGGGHHH
11:12 PM
I didn’t even aee
11:12 PM
See
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 11:12 PM
Pleamse....
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 11:13 PM
I'm assuming you clicked your heels in the air out of joy while typing that
thumbsToTheSky 2
11:13 PM
That was an enthusiastic okay
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:13 PM
> Morning stands in the hallway, contemplating.
@Lucile Arch (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump > Matthew bumps into them, falling onto the floor.
11:13 PM
huff huff
11:13 PM
oh my god im sorry
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:13 PM
It's quite alright.
11:14 PM
I assume you're off-put by this whole situation as well?
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:16 PM
OFF PUT? YOU DONT GET IT!!
11:16 PM
literally SO MUCH HAS CHANGED SINCE IT WAS JUST ME, AL, CLARICE AND MICHAEL!
11:16 PM
i- it- I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW IT STARTED! Next thing I know I’m pushing Al away and then everything’s falling apart and then this guy comes and has everything been a lie????
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:17 PM
I don't think it's that serious.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:17 PM
I don’t KNOW what’s happening! What happened!! Maybe it was the robot. Maybe it was the pizza. Maybe it was Julius. Maybe it was fucking PLUTO!! MAYBE IT IS MARIA AND IM COMPLETELY RIGHT!!!!
11:18 PM
I wanted to do the paintball thing but now i don’t even know what I want. I don’t even REMEMBER anything before moving to Fujji and coming to the meteor or WHATEVER
11:19 PM
fuck fuck fuck!!!! This fucking asshole and fucking everyone else here!!!!!!!
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:21 PM
...
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d5 (3) Total: 3
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:21 PM
You fucking know Michael would be all over this fucking guy. Nothing like his Last Hope, nothing like the purple floating guy, nothing at all!
11:21 PM
That’s how I know he’s not real. Michael would never ever place so much on something like Clint
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:21 PM
They whisper something under their breath. angelus anxietas, tuum certamen releva
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 11:21 PM
Matthew feels less frantic.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:22 PM
You fucking know Michael would be all over this fucking guy. Nothing like his Last Hope, nothing like the purple floating guy, nothing at all!
@Matthew R-C. Arcangel (@hades) - jump
You already knew he was here for the Last Hope, but this confirms it.
11:22 PM
Hmm.
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By casting the spell, Lucile feels the edges of a massive and complex seal over Matthew. Odd.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:23 PM
Matthew still breathes heavily.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:23 PM
What is it with these people and their seals?
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:23 PM
Thank you and. Uh. Whatever you just did. Reminded me of something.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:24 PM
...
11:24 PM
Could you tell me more of Michael?
11:24 PM
My brother, remember?
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:27 PM
I mean. I assume he came here after everyone else left but before me and Al came here.
11:27 PM
He sort of found us on the roof of the Meteor and held us prisoner. Well it was mostly Al, but after this guy who looked like his last hope but in purple pajamas he let us go. I think he thought the ‘Last Hope’ was being kept here? Then it was destroyed and then it was the Lord himself…
11:27 PM
I think he left at some point, and by that time that robot and Pluto were already here. That’s when everything started going to shit….
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:27 PM
Mhm...
11:27 PM
As you already knew... The last hope lives.
11:28 PM
Morning's stomach groans. Loudly.
11:28 PM
...Pardon me.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:28 PM
Uh. Are you okay?
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:29 PM
I'm fine. Just a bit peckish.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:29 PM
I miss those times honestly. When it was just the five or so of us in the meteor. Now everyday someone new comes along. And more people are just going to come…
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:29 PM
Listen, hon.
11:30 PM
You brush your hand on Matthew's cheek.
11:30 PM
It's going to be alright.
11:30 PM
You eventually learn to attune your mind to the chaos.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 rizz: 1d20 (2) Total: 2
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 11:30 PM
sorrow
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THE FUCK?
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 11:30 PM
Ignore that.
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ill kill you
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 11:31 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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hannah x matthew forever
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 11:31 PM
Listen. Lucile IS supposed to be charming because Satan
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L rizz
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 11:31 PM
Y'know the most beautiful angel and all that
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 SUPER RIZZ: 1d20 (2) + 900 Total: 902
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 11:31 PM
2 AGAIN?????
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THE SAME NUMBER
11:31 PM
LOL
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 11:32 PM
Alright rizz rolls are noncanon anyhow
11:32 PM
Proceed!
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:32 PM
You eventually learn to attune your mind to the chaos.
@Lucile Arch (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump … maybe.
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DreamilyDrifting
Alright rizz rolls are noncanon anyhow
Wicked Wain of the West 12/20/2022 11:33 PM
(sure.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 11:33 PM
// LUCILE HAS RIZZ!!!! STFU!!!!!!!!!
11:33 PM
// genuinely though... Lucile is good at manipulating through charm
11:34 PM
// also fuck I need to implement their makeup shapeshifting somehow eventually
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// TRUE I absolutely forgot about that
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DreamilyDrifting 12/20/2022 11:35 PM
// there's been no real reason to yet!
11:35 PM
// except maybe to get closer to Tyler and Alice or something
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:40 PM
… maybe.
@Matthew R-C. Arcangel (@hades) - jump Many of life's facets come down to that of a 'maybe'. It's not so much about results, but about trying.
11:40 PM
I believe you can try.
11:41 PM
Try, try again, little bird. And the next tommorow, you may fly.
11:41 PM
Hie hie.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:42 PM
… fly? Really?
11:42 PM
try what? I don’t even understand.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:42 PM
Sorry for my poetics.
11:42 PM
Just try to not let everything overwhelm you.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:46 PM
Right right. Thanks for the advice.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:46 PM
My pleasure.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:53 PM
….
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/20/2022 11:54 PM
I'll be going now. I have business to attend to.
11:55 PM
Lucile walks into the bathroom and locks it.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/20/2022 11:55 PM
Huh….
11:55 PM
Matthew walks into the #atrium and waters the plants.
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hades
By casting the spell, Lucile feels the edges of a massive and complex seal over Matthew. Odd.
// OHHHH MY GOD
7:10 AM
// it should be called the Brown Overcoat 😁
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Ruby Fischer BOT 12/22/2022 8:07 PM
You're taking a walk around the meteor. You're still not entirely familiar with the layout. You hear commotion coming from the alchemy room.
...Probably best not to interfere. Sounds like a pretty heated argument.
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Clint Turning BOT 12/23/2022 5:57 AM
you enter your room.
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