Til Death: Reanimated
big fuckin meteor / living-room
MORONS//
.. friends.
Result: 1d20 (3)
Total: 3
They scramble through the living room.
Damn... should've brought my phone.
heads (1) for go, tails (2) for no go: 1d2 (2)
Total: 2
catch: 1d20 (10)
Total: 10
yo it was just like. a weird slug zombie thing. It knew ufallo but. I didnt bring it along.nah it was friendl-HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE JEEP!!WE ARE GOING TO CRASH INTO THE METEOR SHITSHITSHITSHITSHH-- clck
Jared accidentally erects a pillar of floor directly in front of the screen.
Result: 1d20 (11)
Total: 11
example: 1d20 (3)
Total: 3Jared removes a section of the floor a bit aways from flintYou mess with the room view controls and end up in the bathroom.Huh... Can I...Jared rips the toilet out of the floor.Shit! Uh...Jared rushes to undo the damage but ends up ripping up the Bathtub.
Result: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19Jared's hand slips and the bathtub is flung into the wall.CRASHJared misclicks, and hits the SAVE button instead of the UNDO button.Jared tries to stretch the bathtub downwards like you would edit walls or floors.The Bathtub is removed from the floor.
perception check: 1d20 (18)
Total: 18You erect four pillars surrounding Flint.Undo! (edited)
Thunk
Amalga sees everyone leaving, and is concerned. They follow.Something creeps down the hatch.A large creature leaps down from the hatch, landing on all fours.It slowly approaches the group, crawling awkwardly, slowly lumbering into standing upright and creeping forward.
dodge: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19
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1
Mich drags Maud inside.He'd look to Jared.
Mich shrugged and grabbed two brownies, tossing one to Maud and sitting on a free space of the couch, starting to eat the other.
Mich would grab another brownie as he said that, looking it over... before pausing and going silent, looking down and sighing after a moment.Mich nodded, just staring at the brownie silently.Eventually, Mich falls asleep on the couch.Mich wakes up, rubbing his forehead.
THUNKOut cold.Mich jumps.Mich gets up and pokes her with his shield.Mich comes back down.Mich takes a donut.Mich blinks a little and rubs his temples.Mich shrugged.
SadMich just shrugs and sits back on the couch.Mich eats his donut and stares at the ceiling.Mich just shrugged.Mich looks at the wooden paddle and tilts his head... before rubbing it again.
After staring at the ceiling for another while, Mich decides to actually get up and explore the meteor.
Result: 1d11 (6)
Total: 6
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Result: 1d20 (6)
Total: 6
Result: 1d11 (9)
Total: 9
Result: 1d11 (11)
Total: 11
1
They fade before Jared notices.Mich enters, and just sits on the other side of the couch with a sigh, leaning back and shutting his eyes.He takes out the cat plushie and guestures at it.He gestured to the cat plushie.He shrugged.He'd rub his temples again with a wince, but just nod.Mich is also chilling, albeit rubbing his forehead a little.Mich stretches, and decides to go for a walk to clear his head.Mich enters.More cracks. Right on Jared's cheeks. The face ones.They quickly fade.He runs deeper into the meteor.Mich returns a while later, and just slumps onto the couch, head in his hands.Mich jumped in shock.Mich just stepped over and attempted to place a hand on Flint's shoulder.Mich winced and followed.Mich enters, and swiftly rolls off.
Roll in, and away.Roll back, and out.
Mich spins down, and lays a stretcher out.Mich blinks as Amalga falls through the floor, before wincing hard and spinning down after them.
DOOFMich checks their injuries.Again, fine. They're quite resilient.He breathes a sigh of relief.Trying to think of a way to extract them, he tentatively pokes them to check the current energy level.A smaller zap. Like a slightly more powerful static electricity shock.He quickly hooks his arms under Amalga's shoulders, lifts them out of the hole, and places them back on the stretcher.
Bzzzzzzztztztttzzzztt.Mich, stepping over, blinked.Mich watched Mary leave, before scratching his head and turning to Masumi.He'd look to the side, scratching his head again.
Result: 3d20 (2, 18, 13)
Total: 33
Mich jolted back, and winced.
Result: 1d20 (1)
Total: 1
Result: 1d20 (18)
Total: 18
Result: 1d20 (9)
Total: 9Mich winced.He steps away.
Result: 1d20 (9)
Total: 9
Mich walks back in as well, and steps over to Penny.
Mich nods and steps back.Mich blinked, and nodded to Issac.He'd step over and kneel down next to Penny.Mich would wave him off, and keep kneeling next to Penny.Mich nods along with Mary's talking.Mich nodded again, and placed a hand on Penny's shoulder.Mich looked up as well and whipped his blazer's shell from his back, at the ready and watching the hall carefully.Mich would stand between Penny and the living room's entrance, shell-shield out. He'd look back.Mich is blocking the way.
Result: 1d20 (4)
Total: 4
Mich hits his head on the wall and is KO'd.
Mich is still KO'd on the floor.Mich slowly awakens, pushing himself to his feet with a groan, checking out the situation, sighing in relief on seeing Masumi frozen, and rubbing his head in pain.Mich just gave Penny a thumbs up stepping over, before sighing.He steps over to Penny.Mich nods and follows Penny.
Mich enters, and immediately retches and turns around on seeing Amelia's corpse.He rubs his head, and grabs the painkillers.He'd take a few of the pills.
5
1
Heart thingy!: 1d20 (16) + 5
Total: 21Mich enters, and blinks. 1Mich scratches his head in confusion before sighing and deciding to take a seat on the couch next to Penny.He pulls out his phone and leans back on the couch.
You help, also setting up some of the other standard decorations.You spinball off.He spinballs back and out the hatch.With the help of Isaac, Mich drags the tree inside and sets it up in a pot in the center of the room. He wipes a little sweat off his brow and gives Isaac another thumbs up.He spinballs off.Mich spins back in, and sets the tub of ornaments next to the tree.Mich does as well.He shrugs and starts wrapping some tinsel around the tree.
1
Mich pauses in decorating for a second.He spins out and up the hatch.
1
1
2
3
Goes dark.
hello children of incompetencei am the shadow of no name.
i am the eternal force watching your every step.
fear me. for i am coming for all of youyou, spark of rage.
wielder of anger inspiration. incarnate of upset.you are the pawn of my game and i will move you soon.
you will take first move as black pawn forward.
and you will kickstart the untimely demise of all of your acquaintances.prince of ice.
destroyer of calm. holder of cold. royalty of the snowyou are the dark bishop i will direct to destroy the white king. you are mine.
i will show you true purpose in due time.oh, you poor naive fool.
i am no automaton.
i am everything buti am the living consciousness of the shadow of fate and fear
i am the evil that creeps beneath your floorboards
i am the long neck of the uncanny disfigurement of your anxiet-...
you.
you are not what thou seems.this will be
very
very
interesting.
tell your lord
I'm coming for him.
Result: 1d20 (10)
Total: 10
SWING: 1d20 (17)
Total: 17Mich hops down the hatch, and blinks at the scene, dodging Katie.
Mich would scratch his head and just start cleaning up the broken fireplace.
knock some sense into her: 1d20 (15)
Total: 15
Result: 1d20 (20)
Total: 20
.Mich attempts to get behind Katie and bash her over the head with a regular shield.
Result: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19BONK.
SICKO MODE: 3d20 (15, 4, 9) + 3
Total: 31
defense: 1d20 (11)
Total: 11Mich sighs and steps back over to Maud.
PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH: 1d20 (2)
Total: 2
Result: 1d20 (11)
Total: 11
So it.: 1d20 (19) + 3
Total: 22Mich straightens the tree and rehangs some ornaments that had fallen off.Mich points to Ufallo and speaks up.Mich starts doing his best to fix the fireplace with duct tape and superglue, also putting some of the nutcrackers on the mantle.
1
Mich steps to Maud's side.Mich heads off to the alchemy room. 2
Result: 1d20 (14) + 5
Total: 19
milk mess approximation: 1d20 (10)
Total: 10
)Mich enters as well.He curls up in a ball and rolls around the room a little as an example.
2
1all hits you at onceHe sits down on the couch as well.Mich notices Penny, and waves.Mich blinks.He rubs his forehead a little to clear it before giving Katie a smile.tuppers still down i'll use different notation (edited)Mich jumps and looks to Flint.
1
Mich watches Flint leave and scratches his head.Mich jumps to his feet in surprise, looking in the direction of the noise.Mich would take the shell of his blazer off his back and start heading off.
Calm.: 1d20 (7)
Total: 7
GRAB HIM WITH THE SPACEY THING!!!!!!!: 1d20 (16)
Total: 16
WIND TURBINE: 1d1000 (838)
Total: 838
The Thing: 1d20 (15)
Total: 15
Mich enters as well, holding a hand to his forehead.
Mich just blinks and stares.
Mich reads the note and raises his eyebrows.Mich rubs at his ears.Mich is taken aback a little, but hugs Penny back.Mich takes the notebook and reads the message, wincing.
resist urge to STAB: 1d20 (20)
Total: 20Mich squints at Anne.Mich was looking away from the crash and this did not notice.Mich turns and jumps.
Throw.: 1d20 (14)
Total: 14
Brace yourself!: 1d20 (20)
Total: 20Mich just scratches his head.
Throw.: 1d20 (16)
Total: 16)
Brace.: 1d20 (14)
Total: 14
Lower count means more pain.: 3d20 (19, 11, 15)
Total: 45
You do so.
Result: 1d20 (16)
Total: 16He stretches and sits down on the couch, pulling out his phone and looking up some lip reading tutorials....And after a moment remembers to turn the captions on.
After watching tutorials for a while, you develop a very basic grasp of how to read lips!
LIP READING EXPERIENCE 1/10You look up from your phone.Mich waves back.Mich blinks.
Mich pokes his head in.Mich returns the thumbs up and leaves.
Mich would pass through here and climb up the ladder.
A low rumble bellows out from below.The ground cracks. A cacophonous song is emitted as wisps of HOLY cry out from the floor's wounds.And, the ground shatters, revealing a tunnel dug out of ANGEL's divine.
SPACE PLATFORM SHIELD (around matthew and al): 1d20 (15) + 5
Total: 20
COUNTERROLL: 1d20 (20) + 5
Total: 25
RANDOM BULLSHIT, GO! (above 10 means someone random gets hit): 5d20 (7, 5, 10, 4, 11)
Total: 37
COUNTER: 1d20 (5) + 5
Total: 10her power.
i have understood to show in times of awakeness more vividly.
but i must stay brief.
We have an eavesdropper.the white bishop.i am wrath.
you are intruding.correct.i am a shadow of body of strength of pain behind the casted shadow of the lord.
i am his guide and he is the white king of our match. and he is the last piece to fall before our final turns.your strength is above his.Mage of Hope. silence.you speak to gods here.
the one in front of you. and the one residing within the residential void of his headspace.the boy is not what he seems, bishop.Do I really?i have been there. at every time simultaneously.
i have watched the birth of mankind as you know it. the birth of life on your planet. the fall of everything else in the future. and the rise of the Lord.
flint. ignore this cretin for He is of no concern to you.all to matter to you is power and strength incarnate through display.
️️ fool.
you strike at the wrong target in denial of causing suffering.
do it again.
sacrifices must be made to tip the odds in your favor.you muaAAAAAAAAAA__AAAAAHHH__pain.. i felt not such pain. in centuries.
White Bishop.
You soon shall die.
if they're made of fire i don't think there's anything she can dosorry i'm in control nowuhh guess? bitch?it's DID dummyokay not me i'm different but the rest of these guys are DIDoh what the FUCK 1hello.compelling urge to look at Pluto.come on. respond already.come ooon. i just have a few questions. don't make this harder.just a few questions for you. if you answer them now, i won't have to make you in a few seconds.first off, question from pluto here:what do you know about tyler barua?yeah, didn't think so.here's a better question.what do you know about The Last Son?khamun turing, 005, whatever you want to call him.blah blah blahwhere is hecool so you're uselessoh well. i'll wring out whatever information's left in you.mind.JEGUSoh manthat's so fucked up. you're misinterpreting those visions so wrongoh pleasedo you interpret flint standing at the mouth of a black hole to mean he's killed your "chosen one" or whatever?a black hole is all-powerful. flint stands in front of it because the black hole Chose him.he's your fuckin' chosen one.wait how do i know his name is flint all of a suddenwhateverthere were plenty of ezekielian angels in that visionthe way the eye-rings wrap around the angels is the same way that the event horizon wraps around a black holedamn you're lucky your angels are protecting you right now because i could manipulate the fuck out of you right nowkid do you know who i amheh.think about what i said.think looong and hard.that's what she said.bye bitchthere were plenty of ezekielian angels in that vision 
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(not canon)
ClydeFOUR HUNDRED PIZZAS FROM PIZZA HUT, 200 PEPPERONI 200 BACONORDER LISTED
1
1
???: 1d5 (4)
Total: 4
Result: 1d5 (2)
Total: 2
Result: 1d20 (12)
Total: 12Tch... Fine. For now. But I'll be back!
???: 1d5 (5)
Total: 5
Result: 1d20 (17)
Total: 17
2
Result: 1d5 (4)
Total: 4
SURPRISE SUPLEX: 1d20 (5)
Total: 5
okay, that one ended strangely.
incant: 1d5 (5)
Total: 5
does ruby notice: 1d20 (4)
Total: 4
Result: 1d5 (1)
Total: 1
Result: 1d200 (194)
Total: 194
