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Flint Turing BOT 10/29/2022 10:17 AM
Here we are, a repurposed computer room with a fridge. Boxes of LITTLE DEBBIE SNACKS, HOSTESS SNACKS, and other various foods line the counter.
You're feeling salty this morning, so you grab a bag of KETCHUP FLAVORED CHIPS.
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ectoMycologist 10/29/2022 10:17 AM
(those are actually pretty good by the way)
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 10/29/2022 4:57 PM
you walk into the kitchen, and open the fridge
4:57 PM
what should you grab?
4:57 PM
...
4:58 PM
you grab a simple, leftover burger
4:58 PM
you nibble on it, slowly. You are a slow eater
5:00 PM
wuuuuu... (yum)
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 10/29/2022 5:39 PM
after that amazing meal, you crawl out of the kitchen and into your hidden, dark room
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/1/2022 6:27 PM
you walk into the kitchen, as the door slams shut
6:27 PM
WUUU!! (EEEK!)
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Cloaked Alien BOT 11/1/2022 6:27 PM
YOU. YOU. idiot.
6:27 PM
WHERE HAVE YOU been?
6:27 PM
GOD DAMN WEVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR you.
6:28 PM
COME BACK TO US, YOUR people.
6:28 PM
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE. IF YOU STAY HERE. BAD THINGS ARE MEANT TO happen.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/1/2022 6:28 PM
wuuu... (Who are you...)
6:28 PM
you take out your revolver, and get ready to strife
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Cloaked Alien BOT 11/1/2022 6:29 PM
GOD. YOU. FUCKING. idiot.
6:29 PM
I NEED TO KICK SOME SENSE INTO YOU then
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Narrator BOT 11/1/2022 6:29 PM
STRIFE: COMMENCE
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/1/2022 6:30 PM
you shoot your gun, but in a quick instant. You get punched in the gut at a rapid speed
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Cloaked Alien BOT 11/1/2022 6:30 PM
REMEMBER. YOU. FUCKING. dolt
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ectoMycologist 11/1/2022 6:31 PM
(can flint open the door or is it locked)
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/1/2022 6:31 PM
(you can open it
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Cloaked Alien BOT 11/1/2022 6:31 PM
SBURB. IS A CURSE
6:31 PM
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. YOU IDIOT. IDIOT IDIOT idiot
6:32 PM
YOUR FAMILY. FRIENDS. gone
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Flint Turing BOT 11/1/2022 6:32 PM
The door handle jiggles.
6:32 PM
In walks THE METEORMAN, wielding his self-destructive weapon.
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Cloaked Alien BOT 11/1/2022 6:32 PM
it presses their hand on Ufallos head, as a bright purple glow emits from the hand
6:33 PM
SEEMS. MY TIME HAS COME. GOODBYE OLD friend.
6:33 PM
it disappears in a dust like manner
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Flint Turing BOT 11/1/2022 6:33 PM
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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Flint Turing
In walks THE METEORMAN, wielding his self-destructive weapon.
SPOOKY CROW 11/1/2022 6:33 PM
HE'S A STAAAARMAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKY) (edited)
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ectoMycologist 11/1/2022 6:34 PM
(HAHAHA
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Flint Turing BOT 11/1/2022 6:34 PM
The acidic blood drips. The tiles on the floor melt.
6:34 PM
SHIT.
You put up the sickle.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/1/2022 6:35 PM
wuuuu... Wu... Wu...?
6:37 PM
your head hurts. You remember something. Something deep
6:37 PM
you can't explain it, but, that snail shell relates to it.
6:37 PM
your head pounds, as you stand up, weak
6:37 PM
wuuu (let's go back.)
6:38 PM
you limp back to the living room
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/1/2022 6:40 PM
(blaster respond and head to the living coom
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ectoMycologist 11/1/2022 6:42 PM
CT: uh.
6:42 PM
CT: alright.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/4/2022 7:34 PM
You walk in here to grab a WATER BOTTLE from the pack.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/6/2022 9:53 PM
you put on your "SUCK THE CHEFS MASSIVE COCK" apron on, and began cooking some stuff
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Flint Turing BOT 11/6/2022 10:41 PM
hoot doot doot arbitrary location
oh
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/6/2022 10:41 PM
hey do I look hot
10:42 PM
you continue to cook some meals for the alien, and yourself
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Flint Turing BOT 11/7/2022 8:28 AM
no you look dumb
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/7/2022 10:16 AM
shut up you just jealous you ain't caked up like I am dunkass. (edited)
10:16 AM
you continue to cook
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Flint Turing BOT 11/7/2022 3:09 PM
what the fuck are you making
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/7/2022 3:10 PM
a meal for that alien and some hangover shit for me. You know me I'm an amazing cook
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Flint Turing BOT 11/7/2022 3:14 PM
you coined the "last shit in the kitchen pie" which tastes like dick you think im gonna trust that statement
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/7/2022 3:16 PM
I was still drunk then
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/7/2022 3:18 PM
Yo I tapped out for a bit what the hell is going on my fresh bros I smelled food (edited)
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Flint Turing BOT 11/7/2022 3:41 PM
uh.
3:41 PM
theres not very much going on other than this moron making some kind of hangover meal
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/7/2022 3:42 PM
Hey! What did we say about insulting people
3:42 PM
Abso freaking lutely nothing that's what but stop doing that
3:43 PM
Also hell fucking yes I'm hungry as hell
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Flint Turing BOT 11/7/2022 3:44 PM
you said no SLAPPING
3:45 PM
also this is one of my actual friends he knows my sense of humor
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/7/2022 3:45 PM
Wait you have friends
3:45 PM
Whoops I mean
3:45 PM
I didn't, know you had friends.
3:45 PM
Uh...
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Flint Turing BOT 11/7/2022 3:45 PM
thanks that helps a lot
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/7/2022 3:46 PM
No problem little dude
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Flint Turing BOT 11/7/2022 3:48 PM
you're insufferable
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/7/2022 3:48 PM
Sorry bout that man, I mean ya no harm
3:48 PM
I'm just kinda completely disoriented about this whole biz
3:49 PM
Still questioning if this stuff is even real!
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/7/2022 3:59 PM
you have finished cooking
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/7/2022 4:19 PM
Hey there dude
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/7/2022 4:19 PM
..?
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/7/2022 4:19 PM
What's cookin' good lookin'?
4:19 PM
I'm hella famished
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/7/2022 4:19 PM
cooking some cucumber soups, for the alien fella.
4:19 PM
made some Scouse, basically.
4:19 PM
just grab a bowl and pour it in a bowl.
4:20 PM
he walks out, with two bowls
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/7/2022 4:20 PM
Aight!
4:20 PM
Wait, what did that apron say??
4:20 PM
...Doesn't matter. Soup time, baby...!
4:21 PM
You grab a bowl of soup and start slurping very loudly. Pretty good!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/7/2022 4:32 PM
.. someone's knocking on the entrance. (edited)
4:32 PM
i know that sound anywhere.
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You're kind of just loitering around, ogling all the strange equipment here. There seems to be edible things inside of a strange cold rectangular prism with doors on it.
(edited)
6:19 PM
And you only know the stuff is edible because you tried eating every single thing inside it after finding some raw steak. Only made sense for everything else to be edible.
6:20 PM
Some of the stuff had this really tough and gross outer shell though. The insides tasted fine, however.
6:24 PM
You start making an obscene amount of noise as you go through cabinets and examine the unfamiliar metal and fluid filled items
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/12/2022 8:36 PM
you are crying and eating ice cream
8:36 PM
they all hate me... Wahh...
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:37 PM
you walk in here, as Ufallo walks in as well
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Amalga is inside a cabinet, making a shitton of noise.
8:37 PM
BANG
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:37 PM
so much noise in here, for what reason?
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CRASH
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ectoMycologist 11/12/2022 8:37 PM
(amalga eating the fucking CEREAL)
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DreamilyDrifting 11/12/2022 8:37 PM
HEHEHEHEHE
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:38 PM
such loud sounds.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/12/2022 8:38 PM
ooo..
8:39 PM
you walk to Dismus
8:39 PM
you look hot...
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Amalga cannot hear over their own cacophony of sound! (edited)
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/12/2022 8:39 PM
(stop saying d you dumbass (towards me (edited)
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Penny Flanders
you look hot...
ectoMycologist 11/12/2022 8:39 PM
(fucking HOE)
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:39 PM
I already have a lover, thank you very much
8:40 PM
you push the lady away, as you open the cabinet
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Tupperbox BOT 11/12/2022 8:40 PM
Proxy failed: Cannot proxy empty message.
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Deer in headlights.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:41 PM
don't you look interesting
8:41 PM
why are you eating cereal with your hands?
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WHYD YOU cHANGE cOLOR (edited)
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:43 PM
I'm not Ufallo.
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You situate yourself and perch politely inside the cabinet.
WHOS UFALLO
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/12/2022 8:44 PM
you wave your hand
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OH THERE YOU ARE ALIEN
8:44 PM
THERE IS TWO OF YOUR KIND NOW
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:44 PM
this here is Ufallo, and I'm Dismus.
8:45 PM
nice to meet you
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...THANK YOU
8:46 PM
You awkwardly move towards Dismus and make a sort of nodding motion with your head, as if to say 'i acknowledge you'.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:47 PM
you are silly. Do you want a hamburger?
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WHATS THAT
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:48 PM
you take out a hamburger, and hand it to amalga
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Looks... Edible. Smells edible too. Is there meat in this?
8:49 PM
You shove the entire burger in your mouth, chew for a few seconds, and swallow.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:50 PM
an interesting creature you are
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THATS VERY PROFICIENT! VERY VERY
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:51 PM
you clap at the skill
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/12/2022 8:51 PM
you are trying to push penny off your leg, as she cries
8:51 PM
wuuu (get off me...)
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IVE NEVER DONE THIS WELL ON EVALUATION BEFORE THANK YOU DIMUS
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:52 PM
no problem, what is your name?
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...?
8:53 PM
I AM SUBJECT I-612
8:53 PM
'NAMES ARE TOO SENTIMENTAL'
8:53 PM
THEY TOLD ME THAT
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:53 PM
ah, who are they?
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UH
You you shrink into yourself, unwittingly.
8:55 PM
HAHA
8:55 PM
UM
8:55 PM
You look away, embarrassed.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:56 PM
it's troublesome for you. Got it. Sorry.
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You nod, in confirmation.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/12/2022 8:57 PM
you pat amalgas head, as you walk away
8:57 PM
you can always talk to us if you need to little guy
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/12/2022 8:58 PM
you leave as well, waving goodbye
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> you pat amalgas head, as you walk away
@Dismus Utropp (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump purr
8:58 PM
...!
8:58 PM
BYEBYE
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Trafalgar Fontano BOT 11/13/2022 11:43 PM
you head here, grab a bowl of cereal, and continue to research the symbols
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You prance inside.
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Trafalgar Fontano BOT 11/14/2022 7:04 PM
you start making some sushi, you grab some spam, and some normal salmon from the fridge and start doing your thing
7:05 PM
I feel like you'd love this bro
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/14/2022 7:06 PM
You also enter. You get yourself a bowl of blueberries.
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So many good smells!
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Trafalgar Fontano BOT 11/14/2022 7:08 PM
after a couple minutes you finish the spam sushi and Nigrizushi
7:08 PM
four each for the both of you
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/14/2022 7:12 PM
Eating blueberries with chopsticks.
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MMMM! Good food, with no tough shell!
7:13 PM
MMNOMGHNOM
7:13 PM
MHGOODMHNOM
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Trafalgar Fontano BOT 11/14/2022 7:13 PM
I'm glad you like it
7:14 PM
you take slow bites , savoring each flavor
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You gobble it up real fast cause it tastes good.
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Trafalgar Fontano BOT 11/14/2022 7:15 PM
I can always make you food when you are hungry amalga
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THANK YOU :33
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Trafalgar Fontano BOT 11/14/2022 7:20 PM
no issues
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/14/2022 7:49 PM
Cece nods and leaves.
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IM GONNA GO cHECK OUT THE BIG ROOM AGAIN
8:12 PM
BYE FRIEND!!
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/16/2022 5:14 PM
you start to make your Mac and cheese
5:14 PM
you think of Jared, he's nice, you are starting to smile more too.
5:15 PM
you are happy right now
5:21 PM
you finish the mac and cheese, and bring it to the living room
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 5:43 PM
you enter, grab two salads and leave
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:15 PM
You put the scientist in a chair.
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You take out the rope. “Alright I got this.”
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 8:15 PM
Psst!! Hey, howdy.
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You've followed. This is therapeutic.
heart_mspfa 2
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“real bad time mate”
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:16 PM
also i kind of need some gauze or bandages or something
8:16 PM
Slav gestures to his bleeding shoulder.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 8:16 PM
Marigold smiles towards Slav, and she takes a long line of thick metal cord from her sylladex.
I ain't got none of those but my friend Alain can fix you up in a jiff when he gets here.
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Maud has already begun checking the man’s pockets.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:17 PM
alright
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LET IT BLEEEEED. 8 ]
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:17 PM
Slav smacks Maud's hand.
8:17 PM
none of that
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You look at bit deranged.
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:17 PM
>You have money, but also research.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 8:17 PM
Marigold looks at Amalga.
You are one freaky lil' critter.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:18 PM
oh uh
8:18 PM
Slav points to Sergey.
8:18 PM
this is my dad by the way
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 8:18 PM
Here y'go. This'll work better than that there rope.
She hands it over.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/16/2022 8:18 PM
“hey.”
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You are one freaky lil' critter.
@Marigold Abella (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump THANK YOU 83
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 8:18 PM
Howdy, partner.
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@aloe bama 🎲 maud:attempt to steal: 1d20 (11) Total: 11
8:18 PM
@demeter!! 🎲 keep him from doing so: 1d20 (3) Total: 3
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:18 PM
okay whatever
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Maud gets away with quite a bit of cash and research, fleeing the scene.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 resist urge to maul scientist: 1d20 (14) Total: 14
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:19 PM
Slav ties up the professor with the cable as well.
8:19 PM
now
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You resist successfully...
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:19 PM
i need a dangling lightbulb
8:19 PM
maybe a towel and some water... no i won't go that far
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LETS POKE IT AND PROD IT AND SEE WHAT MAKES IT TIcK
8:20 PM
GGGGRRRRR....
8:20 PM
soon
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:20 PM
>Attempt to wake up.
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((or should i wait
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@Flo 🎲 Rudel: Wake your ass up.: 1d20 (12) Total: 12
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:21 PM
>You are half-awake, and don't know what's going on.
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Extraterrestrial BOT 11/16/2022 8:22 PM
The creature is snarling at you.
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:22 PM
"Wh-"
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@Flo 🎲 Fully wake up.: 1d20 (12) Total: 12
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:23 PM
>Still kind of asleep and kind of awake.
8:23 PM
"Ughughughughguhhhguhghgh..."
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 resist urge to maul scientist: 1d20 (17) - 1 Total: 16
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Keep it together.
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:25 PM
>Attempt to fully wake up.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/16/2022 8:25 PM
((you can just wake up
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@Flo 🎲 Result: 1d20 (10) Total: 10
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DreamilyDrifting 11/16/2022 8:25 PM
(( don't gotta keep rolling
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:25 PM
>Fuck it.
8:26 PM
>Wake up fully and scream.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 8:26 PM
Howdy partner-
8:26 PM
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:26 PM
>Start cussing everyone out in both German and Spanish.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:26 PM
shut up
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Dia: realize that your stuff is missing
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:27 PM
"Halt die Klappe, Pirat."
8:27 PM
>...where's my stuff.
8:27 PM
>Look at Maud.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 8:27 PM
What in the gosh darn is he sayin'?
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(he gone
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:27 PM
>...
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Extraterrestrial BOT 11/16/2022 8:27 PM
SAY SOMETHING I DARE YOU
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:27 PM
"Lass mich gehen oder ich lasse Nagasaki wie verschüttete Milch aussehen."
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 slash: 1d20 (8) Total: 8
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You scratch at the scientist's leg, barely grazing it.
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@Flo 🎲 Kick the rat.: 1d20 (9) Total: 9
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:28 PM
>You kind of hurt the rat.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 8:28 PM
Marigold uncaptchalogues a big rock and props a knee up on it. She also holds a piece of straw out of her mouth.
Hey now partner. We can't understand a diddly lick of what yer sayin'.
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:29 PM
"RAT! RAT!"
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HISSSSS!!!
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 BITE: 1d20 (18) Total: 18
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 8:29 PM
hEY
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:29 PM
>SCREAM!
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CHOMP
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:29 PM
>Attempt to burst out of the ropes.
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@Flo 🎲 Result: 1d20 (1) Total: 1
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GRRRGHHGHRAGHHH
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 8:29 PM
Marigold grabs Amalga with her spacy thing and holds them up and away in mid-air.
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:29 PM
>-
8:29 PM
"Oh dios mio."
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (13) + 5 Total: 18
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:30 PM
"SANTO MIERDA!"
8:30 PM
>Starts jumping around in the chair.
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You scramble about in the air, blood dripping from your teeth.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:30 PM
Slav holds the chair still.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/16/2022 8:30 PM
sigh
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:30 PM
you're gonna answer some questions for us
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:30 PM
>Attempt to make the chair fall over on Slavko.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 8:30 PM
I'll gettem outta 'ere! Keep watch over the big guy.
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you're gonna answer some questions for us
@Slavko I. Ranovic (@demeter!!) - jump YEAH OR I'LL KILL YOU
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@Flo 🎲 Fall off (+ ratio + L + no bitches): 1d20 (10) Total: 10
8:30 PM
@demeter!! 🎲 keep the chair from falling over: 1d20 (9) Total: 9
8:31 PM
@demeter!! 🎲 ok prop the chair back up: 1d20 (6) Total: 6
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// damn ok
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 hold the chair up (spacey thing): 1d20 (2) + 5 Total: 7
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:31 PM
Slav draws his gun and points it at the professor.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/16/2022 8:31 PM
She doesn't care much and just leaves with Amalga to the #living-room.
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You think about your conversation with KEYSEI. Not a SUBJECT...
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DreamilyDrifting 11/16/2022 8:32 PM
DAMMIT I WAS GONNA
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:32 PM
"Steck deine Waffe weg, Pirat."
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DreamilyDrifting 11/16/2022 8:32 PM
// @SPOOKY CROW hold on just one sec amalga's going to do a thing and then they can leave
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SPOOKY CROW 11/16/2022 8:32 PM
// hehehe okay
8:32 PM
// brb anyways dimmer birddrool
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:33 PM
sie erwarten, dass ich meine waffe wegstecke, nachdem sie mir in die schulter geschossen haben? auf keinen fall
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/16/2022 8:33 PM
“what he said!”
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> You think about your conversation with KEYSEI. Not a SUBJECT...
@Amalga (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump
You feel empowered. You can almost escape the otherworldly grasp of the tall lady...
8:33 PM
But it's not enough. You are dragged away.
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:33 PM
"Du wirst nicht gewinnen. Lass mich gehen oder ich trete dir in den Arsch."
8:34 PM
(You won't win. Let me go or I kick your ass.)
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:34 PM
sie und welche armee? ich und mein vater da drüben sind beide militärprofis
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@Flo 🎲 Attempt to burst out of the ropes.: 1d20 (9) Total: 9
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:35 PM
>It loosens up, but you don't burst out.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:35 PM
ich denke, sie sollten unsere fragen beantworten, bevor ich abdrücke und sie töte.
8:35 PM
Slav cocks his pistol.
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:36 PM
"Du wirst deine Kugel verfehlen, so wie ich es mit dir gemacht habe..." (You'll miss your bullet like I did to you...) (edited)
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:36 PM
willst du das wirklich testen? [do you really want to test that?] (edited)
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DreamilyDrifting 11/16/2022 8:37 PM
(( can y'all provide translations please
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// the professor is being a stubborn bitch
8:37 PM
// slav is being snarky
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:38 PM
"Lass mich gehen und ich werde dich verschonen." (Let me go and I will spare you.)
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:38 PM
Slav shoots the professor in the knee.
8:38 PM
beantworte meine fragen. jetzt. [answer my questions. now.]
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@Flo 🎲 Result: 1d20 (13) Total: 13
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:38 PM
>GAH!
8:39 PM
"Töte dich." (Kill yourself.)
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Slavko I. Ranovic
Slav shoots the professor in the knee.
Rhys 。.゚+ 11/16/2022 8:39 PM
((massive w folks
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/16/2022 8:39 PM
[“should we kill him?”]
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// can i kill him
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@Flo 🎲 Attempt to break free from the ropes.: 1d20 (4) Total: 4
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:40 PM
"...Egal, gib mir die Waffe, damit ich mich umbringen kann." (...Nevermind, give me the gun so I can kill myself.)
8:40 PM
>does slav know?
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:41 PM
für was für einen idioten hältst du mich? [what kind of idiot do you think i am?]
8:41 PM
Slav knocks him out again.
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@Flo 🎲 Result: 1d20 (2) Total: 2
8:41 PM
@demeter!! 🎲 knock him out: 1d20 (1) Total: 1
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/16/2022 8:41 PM
“this guy’s a waste of our time.”
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// LOL
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:41 PM
god my shoulder still hurts
8:41 PM
sergey get him for me
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@aloe bama 🎲 Result: 1d20 (15) Total: 15
patrick_clappingcheeks 2
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/16/2022 8:42 PM
BAM
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:42 PM
>KO'd.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 8:42 PM
you walk into the kitchen
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:42 PM
ufallo where's a good jail cell
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 8:42 PM
you take out a laptop
8:42 PM
(gimme a sec)
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/16/2022 8:42 PM
You wave to the alien.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 8:43 PM
thuds are heard next to the kitchen.
8:43 PM
(new room made)
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:43 PM
can you help me get this dude over there
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 8:44 PM
you twiddle your finger. The guy floats in his chair to #jail
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:44 PM
thanks
8:44 PM
Slav makes sure the door to the jail is locked.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/16/2022 8:44 PM
you walk there
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/16/2022 8:44 PM
“how’d you do that?”
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:44 PM
ufallo finished sburb already
8:44 PM
he "god-tiered" and got cool powers
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/16/2022 8:44 PM
“what- eh I’m not gonna question it.”
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:45 PM
Slav uncaptchalogues his box of donuts and starts eating them happily.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/16/2022 8:45 PM
“you like ‘em?”
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:45 PM
Slav grins happily and nods.
8:47 PM
man i'm glad i learned german
8:47 PM
that came in handy
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/16/2022 8:47 PM
“where’d you learn it from?”
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:47 PM
just a class at military school
8:48 PM
i know russian obviously
8:48 PM
also korean from my mom before she died
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/16/2022 8:48 PM
Mich wanders in, and blinks.
8:48 PM
goddamn
8:48 PM
what happened here
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/16/2022 8:48 PM
Slav grabs some of the torn cloth from the professor's labcoat and ties it around his arm.,
8:49 PM
Slav walks into the living room, gesturing for Sergey to follow.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/16/2022 8:51 PM
Mich throws up his arms as Slav leaves.
8:51 PM
god damn am i fucking invisible or what
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/16/2022 8:59 PM
Mich sighs and walks off again, grumbling.
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you politely open the fridge
12:53 AM
you get out some food, and spices, and everything you need
12:53 AM
you start to cook, it smells great
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 12:54 AM
(( @ectoMycologist have flint stop here when you wake up <3
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 5:54 AM
..
ayo isaac that you
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:12 AM
> .. ayo isaac that you
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump
you gently wave at flint. You let out a soft
Hi flint
10:15 AM
you continue to cook
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:15 AM
10:15 AM
PENNY??
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:15 AM
you slightly begin to hum
(edited)
10:15 AM
hello
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:16 AM
WHAT HAPPENED???
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:17 AM
I got brought back to life on the moon by some slugs. They taught me a lot for the time I was there
10:17 AM
how are you doing, flint?
10:17 AM
your hair is more neat, you look well kept now.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:17 AM
fucking horrible but that doesn't fucking matter
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:18 AM
want to talk about it dear?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:18 AM
You're absolutely dumbfounded.
dear?????
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:18 AM
apologies, masumi said dear a lot.
10:18 AM
you smile and chuckle, continuing to cook
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:21 AM
you're. a completely different person- WHOS MASUMI??
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:22 AM
the girl who brought me back to life
10:24 AM
she lifts up her sweater slightly to show something
10:24 AM
she has trouble performing surgery on me, I look like a puppet down here
10:25 AM
here are stitches and scars everywhere
10:25 AM
uhm... Trafalgar.. died for me too flint haha
10:25 AM
...
10:25 AM
you continue to cook
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:26 AM
well if it makes you feel any better about it
10:26 AM
You remove your shirt. A massive scar shaped like a bullet hole forming into a massive gash down your chest is revealed to her.
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Penny Flanders
uhm... Trafalgar.. died for me too flint haha
// NOOO HE GOT OFFSCREEN'D 😢 😢 😢
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:27 AM
this is 2 different wounds by the way
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:27 AM
you are ripped.. hehe~ Oh, and also the scar
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// wait if trafalgar is dead...
10:27 AM
// and his last mention was dismus kidnapping him...
10:27 AM
// 😨
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 10:27 AM
//no gimme a sec stink
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:27 AM
You equip the shirt again
tell me something I haven't heard. got half the meteor gushing over me
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:28 AM
Trafalgar was asked to help with the surgery, or, if he wanted to.
10:28 AM
he gave me his livers, kidneys, and heart
10:28 AM
along side other organs
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:28 AM
> that's fucking dark
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:29 AM
not really. It meant a lot... I thought he hated my guts too!
10:30 AM
do you want to meet masumi? Or wait..?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:30 AM
they fucking gutted him the last interaction I had with him was alchemizing dumb shit jesus christ
10:30 AM
sorry I'm a bit slow 22 bullets to the head kinda fucks with you
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:30 AM
!!?
10:31 AM
you run over and grab flints head, and look at it
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:31 AM
Only scars where holes were.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:31 AM
are you okay dear? :(
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:31 AM
On further inspection, there's scars on your face.
10:31 AM
uh yeah?? just a bit loopy
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:32 AM
you just hug flint
10:32 AM
I'm glad to be back!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:33 AM
GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME
You had a bit of a nervous outburst.
sorry lotta shit happened out while you were gone
(edited)
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ectoMycologist 11/18/2022 10:33 AM
were&
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:33 AM
you let go of him, and bow slightly
Apologies Flint
10:34 AM
you go back to cooking
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:34 AM
what did they do to you
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:34 AM
taught me some manners
10:35 AM
you finish the food, you made a meatloaf, it smells wonderful
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:35 AM
You sorta. Scratched at a scar in your cheek.
they completely changed you. I had only known you for a good hour or 2 but this is not who I met.
10:36 AM
bit afraid I'll get neutered and put through doggy daycare if I meet this masumi character.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:36 AM
she's nice! Trust me. She's actually a bit of a fan girl of you
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:36 AM
whatonearth
10:37 AM
what how has she been watching me
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:37 AM
there's cameras in this place!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:37 AM
DOES THAT MEAN SHE-
You shudder.
EUUUGHHH NOW I FEEL DIRTY
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:37 AM
do you want to meet her?
10:38 AM
no worries, she's nice
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:38 AM
do i
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:38 AM
she's a joy, trust me
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 10:38 AM
Sophia as been watching this entire thing go down, wide-eyed.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:38 AM
do I really want to meet someone who's been watching me masturbate since puberty
10:39 AM
without me knowing
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:39 AM
there is no cameras in your room
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/18/2022 10:39 AM
Slav walks in and walks out.
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 10:39 AM
(what.. what the heck....)
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ectoMycologist 11/18/2022 10:39 AM
(HAHAHHA
10:39 AM
(insert the sriracha guy vine
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:40 AM
please flint?
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:40 AM
hhhhh fine okay it's the least I could do
10:41 AM
where is she
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the floor zaps with a greenish lightning
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 10:42 AM
you zap into the kitchen
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Masumi Tendo BOT 11/18/2022 10:42 AM
you zap in with xaonii
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 10:43 AM
(woah..)
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Masumi Tendo BOT 11/18/2022 10:43 AM
0h my G0D!!
10:44 AM
X0anii, it's flint Turing!
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 10:48 AM
I CAN tell.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:48 AM
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 10:48 AM
HES MORE WIMPY THAN THE PICTURES YOU DRAW OF him
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:48 AM
THERES DRAWINGS??
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Masumi Tendo BOT 11/18/2022 10:48 AM
A1EEEE!!! ST0P!
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 10:49 AM
HAA HAA haaaaa!!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:49 AM
?????
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Masumi Tendo BOT 11/18/2022 10:49 AM
1TS N0T MY FAU1T THAT H3S CUT3
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 10:49 AM
HES QUITE ugly
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:50 AM
well damn ouch
10:50 AM
you're not much of a looker yourself
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 10:50 AM
THANK you
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:50 AM
????
10:51 AM
that was an insult what kind of turning the other cheek bullshit
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 10:54 AM
I know
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Masumi Tendo BOT 11/18/2022 10:54 AM
you shakily walk up to flint
10:54 AM
uh uh uh uh hell0
10:55 AM
I I I am masum1
10:55 AM
t-that is xa0ni1
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:56 AM
hi. I assume you already know me probably better than I know myself
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Masumi Tendo BOT 11/18/2022 10:56 AM
y-you got your heart ripped out!!! And you are st1ll aliv3!! Y0u are so awesome!! I'm y0ur biggest f4n!!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:57 AM
on that note I wonder what they did with it
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 10:58 AM
HEY PENNY CAN I EAT SOME SEA sponges
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 10:58 AM
for sure!
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 10:58 AM
you take out, and tear through a massive sea sponge
10:58 AM
YUM
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 10:59 AM
(why is penny dressed like human amy rose)
10:59 AM
(and proper like a stereotypical posh kid)
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Masumi Tendo BOT 11/18/2022 10:59 AM
1-1 picked 0ut her clothes w1th h3r!!
10:59 AM
and t4ught her m4nners!!
11:00 AM
she can st1ll be r0wdy
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 11:00 AM
hehe
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 11:00 AM
Flint: think about how beautiful penny is
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 11:01 AM
👁👁
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:02 AM
it's like you broke her. I'm looking at a completely different person shes got an aura to her now
11:02 AM
Perfect timing. Hands glowing. On fire.
They do that now
11:02 AM
A
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 11:03 AM
you like staring at me flint, don't you? ~
11:03 AM
you giggle and sit on the counter kicking your legs
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 11:03 AM
((thea is FROTHING rn.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:03 AM
You shake your hands off. The glowing stops
yeah but in a "fanart for female video game characters" sort of way
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 11:04 AM
you walk up to flint and poke him
You think I'm hot just admit it
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:04 AM
snrk
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:06 AM
I think a few people here are its not unheard of
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The room gets colder. That's a pretty surefire sign of someone.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:07 AM
god dammit todd
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:07 AM
Todd floats in limply, like a corpse. He scans the room and only barely acknowledges the two girls. His eyes settle on Flint.
Hey just checking in on how your shit is going
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:08 AM
wdym
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:09 AM
How are things going with your sesh. Mr cant keep his hands in his pants. Or wait is the phrase Mr cant keep his hands OUT of his pants
11:09 AM
Dont know barely care
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 11:09 AM
(this is a lot of people!!)
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:10 AM
Hi there again lady I dont really care to know the name of. No offense half of you dont really matter to me
11:11 AM
Just keeping it real
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 11:11 AM
I don't think we met
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Masumi Tendo BOT 11/18/2022 11:12 AM
0h! It's t0dd!!! (H3S a sburb play3r xa0ni1)
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:12 AM
How are things going with your sesh. Mr cant keep his hands in his pants. Or wait is the phrase Mr cant keep his hands OUT of his pants
@Todd Sablet (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump you mean can't keep his dick in his pants
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:12 AM
Hi hot alien chicks
11:12 AM
you mean can't keep his dick in his pants
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump Right yeah
11:13 AM
I don't think we met
@Penny Flanders (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump Didnt you like fucking die
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:13 AM
HI todd
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 11:13 AM
I did die!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:13 AM
anyway I have no idea what's going on and can now earthbend
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:13 AM
Awesome your aspect shit is kicking in
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Masumi Tendo BOT 11/18/2022 11:13 AM
I revived h3r, I'm a lif3 pl4yer
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:14 AM
Oh cool. My friend Alain is a heart dude. You probably know him if you know me
11:14 AM
I think he has a fraymotif for healing people in conjunction with life players or something but it came off as kinda useless cause nobody in our session has that aspect and its just kind of irrelevant so
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Masumi Tendo BOT 11/18/2022 11:15 AM
oo0
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:16 AM
WHERE IS ufallo
11:16 AM
I NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR GUT PUNCHING him
11:16 AM
AND DOES HE HAVE HIS MEMORIES back
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:17 AM
No clue I dont care about him
11:17 AM
Again no offense half of the people here are entirely irrelevant to me
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 11:17 AM
(i... think so????)
11:17 AM
(wait why am i answering these questions)
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:17 AM
I NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR GUT PUNCHING him
@Xaonii Doduu (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump hes probably off in his room
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:18 AM
THATS weird
11:18 AM
HES USUALLY VERY SOCIAL, DID SOMETHING happen
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:19 AM
I would imagine you gut punching him did not help
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:19 AM
(ikindachewedhimoutearlier)
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:19 AM
Oh wow ok
11:19 AM
What saucy drama did I miss out on that I do not care about
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:20 AM
YOU what?!
11:20 AM
you pick flint up by the shirt
11:20 AM
WHY I OUTTA KNOCK THE TEETH OUT OF ya
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Masumi Tendo BOT 11/18/2022 11:20 AM
p-please l3t h1m d0wn
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:21 AM
after I was violently put down like a dog I had a mental break and he was in front of me imsorryimsorryimsorry
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:21 AM
you drop him, and walk to the other side of the room
11:21 AM
WHATEVER
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 11:23 AM
perhaps flint, you and Todd can speak in another room? Or perhaps we can leave
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:23 AM
Times the key I cant keep up Dropped it down the drain no its just my luck. Remember the times when we used to feel better Now its all fucked up and wrapped up neatly in leather.
His flow spits with no bounds, he rhymes half-heartedly all the same. Since he doesn't really put effort in, his raps only kind of calm the room down.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:24 AM
you calm down, but are still full of rage
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 11:24 AM
((xaonii is the meme of "you merely adopted the edge, I was born in it"
11:24 AM
((but change edge to rage
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:24 AM
dude that is still awesome
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:25 AM
DO YOU HAVE GAMES flint
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 11:27 AM
excuse me, Todd was it? Would you like some meatloaf? I cooked a lot of it by accident.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:27 AM
I dont eat.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 11:27 AM
ah, alright. If any one of your friends is hungry, they can have some
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:27 AM
Alain probably is. He still eats I think
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/18/2022 11:27 AM
you walk out of the room, passing by flint and blowing a slight kiss to him.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:28 AM
11:28 AM
TODD DO YOU LIKE FART jokes?
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:28 AM
Uh
11:28 AM
I guess?
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:29 AM
COOL
11:29 AM
that goes nowhere. You were genuinely wondering
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 11:29 AM
(She's weird.....)
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:29 AM
11:29 AM
Anyways Flint yeah you should check in with Mary shes pretty into the space thing too
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@ectoMycologist
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 11:33 AM
((he's probably in class
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ectoMycologist 11/18/2022 11:34 AM
(in 4th period english sorrow sorrow sorrow
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:34 AM
DO YOU HAVE GAMES flint
@Xaonii Doduu (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump buncha pirated ones because I'm poor as fuck
11:35 AM
Anyways Flint yeah you should check in with Mary shes pretty into the space thing too
@Todd Sablet (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump dude I'm 90% sure she thinks I'm weird and that I was about to participate in a freaky alien orgy
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:35 AM
Do I even wanna know
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:36 AM
You walk in, having loitered around in this rock for a while. Looks like there's a bunch of people here-and oh my god it's your son. Grandson? Whatever.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:36 AM
I was about to take a shower and your grandma and amalga wouldn't leave
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DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 11:36 AM
Speak of the devil.
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 11:36 AM
(Uh oh...)
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 11:36 AM
Seeing Katie, Todd stares at her, before immediately leaving.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:37 AM
speak of the devil and he doth appear
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ectoMycologist 11/18/2022 11:37 AM
(that's the full saying btw
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:37 AM
Oh, so you were talking about me. Man, you are ob-SESSED!
11:37 AM
Keep my name out of your mouth, space boy!
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:38 AM
SHES FUCKING annoying
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ectoMycologist
(that's the full saying btw
DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 11:38 AM
(the full slaying 💋🫦💄
Rhys 。.゚+ pinned a message to this channel. 11/18/2022 11:38 AM
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:38 AM
you need to worry about keeping shit out of your mouth more katie
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:39 AM
HAHA. IS SHE LIKE. A whore?
11:39 AM
BAAAAHAHAHA ha
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:39 AM
SHES FUCKING annoying
@Xaonii Doduu (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump Oh, you're one to talk. Keep it down, will you? You're breaking my eardrums with the yelling.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:40 AM
NO, I DONT THINK I will
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:40 AM
you need to worry about keeping shit out of your mouth more katie
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump Gross! You should REALLY stop sharing your weird fantasies about me having sex out loud.
11:40 AM
It's kinda embarrassing for you.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:40 AM
you are crouching on the ground. You are like a thug. A cool one.
11:41 AM
HE HAS A HARD ON FOR PENNY, NOT you
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:41 AM
it's not sex I fantasize about I want to tear your head off but go off ig
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:41 AM
HE HAS A HARD ON FOR PENNY, NOT you
@Xaonii Doduu (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump Oh, space boy's got a crush? Cute.
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 11:41 AM
(or does he..)
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:41 AM
its also not just penny stop shipping me like a fictional character please
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:41 AM
it's not sex I fantasize about I want to tear your head off but go off ig
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump Sure. Must I remind you of a certain part of mine you love ogling at?
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:42 AM
WELL SHE HAS A THING FOR YOU flint
11:42 AM
SAME WITH masumi
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:42 AM
drowning in pussy AND dick rn
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:42 AM
SHE DRAWS YOU LIKE AN ANIME character
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...The room gets... warmer?
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:42 AM
OOO ITS GETTING warmer
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:42 AM
huh
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:43 AM
SHE DRAWS YOU LIKE AN ANIME character
@Xaonii Doduu (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump
Oh god. This takes you back to when you were 12 and drawing anime versions of boys you liked.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 11:43 AM
...And Alain comes in. He looks concerned.
....hhhhey what happened??? i just passed todd looking pissed and leaving
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:43 AM
You don't draw much anymore.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 11:43 AM
ok well he didn't LOOK pissed but he seemed and felt pissed i could feel it
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:43 AM
OH MY GOD ITS A LITTLE HEART player
11:43 AM
HI!!!
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:43 AM
Who's this asshole?
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 11:43 AM
oh um hi!!! hi
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 11:43 AM
((xaonii has a soft spot for silly fellers
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 11:44 AM
He pauses looking at Katie.
hi todd's gramma!!
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:44 AM
Do NOT call me that.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 11:44 AM
oh sorry. hi not todd's grandma
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:45 AM
snrk
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 11:45 AM
what's going on? i haven't seen todd like that in like years :[
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ectoMycologist 11/18/2022 11:45 AM
(am I correct for reading Katie's dialogue in a valley girl accent
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 11:45 AM
(is it just me or is it getting a little stuffy in here.......)
heart_mspfa 1
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:45 AM
oh sorry. hi not todd's grandma
@Alain Meirhart (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump Do I need to hurt you, little boy?
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 11:46 AM
flint: notice how Alain looks eerily like Isaac. But. More innocent
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:46 AM
You've noticed the similarities.
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ectoMycologist
(am I correct for reading Katie's dialogue in a valley girl accent
DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 11:46 AM
(Think of Regina George - she's got a prissy white girl kinda voice
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 11:46 AM
ma'am i could rip your soul out and rearrange it backwards i think :]
WHYY 2
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:47 AM
the calmness in your voice terrifies me alain
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:47 AM
THATS RADICAL bro
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 11:47 AM
thank you!!
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:47 AM
I HAVE A FRAYMOTIF RELATING TO HEART players
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 11:48 AM
oh yo really??? i have a ton of those... :ooo
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:48 AM
PRETTY SURE IT MAKES PEOPLES SOULS FEEL SO ENRAGED THEY ARE BLINDED TO reality
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 11:48 AM
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:48 AM
ma'am i could rip your soul out and rearrange it backwards i think :]
@Alain Meirhart (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump You think that scares me? I can do that too, you know. Carla from 7th grade would tell you.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 11:48 AM
...i...have a fraymotif that...makes people fall in love??????
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:48 AM
IS CARLA A DUDE YOU SUCKED off?
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Masumi Tendo BOT 11/18/2022 11:49 AM
(0hmyg0dh3ssocute) (edited)
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:49 AM
IS CARLA A DUDE YOU SUCKED off?
@Xaonii Doduu (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump No, a girl I utterly destroyed. Verbally. She peed herself in front of the entire class, too. Well, not really. I spilled water on her lap.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:49 AM
> you are horrible
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 11:50 AM
that doesn't sound even similar to what my aspect does :[
11:50 AM
that's just mean!
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:50 AM
MAYBE IT WAS MIND PLAYERS. I dunno
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:50 AM
She had it coming to her! Shouldn't have talked to my boyfriend.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:50 AM
and is that boyfriend still present, katie
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 11:50 AM
the fact you had a boyfriend says a lot about him
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:50 AM
...i...have a fraymotif that...makes people fall in love??????
@Alain Meirhart (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump USE THAT FRAYMOTIF ON PENNY AND flint
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:51 AM
and is that boyfriend still present, katie
@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump Lol, no! I dumped his ass.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 11:51 AM
it's a temporary thing!!!! like a distraction!
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 11:51 AM
don't please not looking for a relationship right now the mental tax of this large crowd is enough
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 11:51 AM
(that doesn't sound very ethical... either of those things....)
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oop brb
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 11:53 AM
(wait. would it be three things? the soul thing, the verbal thing, and the love thing....)
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Masumi Tendo BOT 11/18/2022 11:57 AM
uh uh, 1ll be 1n the c0mput3r room fl1nt!
11:57 AM
you run off
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 11:58 AM
you continue to eat sea sponges
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 11:58 AM
What the fuck are you eating?
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back but only for a bit
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 12:10 PM
...ma'am why are you...eating sponge
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 12:13 PM
ITS WHAT I EAT. IM A SEA slug.
12:14 PM
for a snow bunny slug. Your ears look like devil horns
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 12:14 PM
(( @SPOOKY CROW @DreamilyDrifting
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 12:14 PM
ah
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 12:15 PM
WANT one?
12:15 PM
OH WAIT. HUMANS EAT WEIRD food
12:16 PM
PENNY MADE MEATLOAF, YOU CAN HAVE some
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 12:17 PM
oh wait really???
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 12:17 PM
YEAH
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 12:18 PM
dude i love meatloaf! :] that would be awesome thank you!
12:18 PM
i haven't eaten in like.....months i think. which doesn't hurt but it feels weird
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 12:18 PM
EAT up
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 12:21 PM
(these floating kids are strange....)
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 12:24 PM
Alain gladly gets some meatloaf and gets to eatin'! He's pretty sloppy, but he does his best not to be rude.
You feel rejuvenated. Stats maxed out!
(edited)
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 12:26 PM
You're not very hungry.
You desperately want to eat, but have no appetite.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 12:34 PM
I could use some food. What kinda crap do you guys have in here?
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 12:57 PM
I could use some food. What kinda crap do you guys have in here?
@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump YEAH THERES STUFF IN THE fridge
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 12:58 PM
Great. (edited)
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Flint Turing BOT 11/18/2022 3:00 PM
>
3:00 PM
Your gut tells you something's wrong.
3:00 PM
i need to go outside somethings wrong
3:01 PM
You bolt out.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:01 PM
Great, he's gonna go get himself shot up again.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:02 PM
HEY. HEY BITCH girl
3:02 PM
DO YOU KNOW ufallo
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:03 PM
Sure I do. Why do you ask?
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:06 PM
WHATS YOUR OPINION ON him
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 3:16 PM
(( @DreamilyDrifting
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:17 PM
...Uh, weird thing to ask...? He's... Really nice. Too nice.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:18 PM
HES cute
3:18 PM
HE IS NICE TO everyone
3:19 PM
HE GIVES EVERY SINGLE PERSON A TON OF CHANCES TO IMPROVE. HES A KIND HEARTED guy
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 3:22 PM
Sophia slowly inches to the meatloaf.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:22 PM
HE GIVES EVERY SINGLE PERSON A TON OF CHANCES TO IMPROVE. HES A KIND HEARTED guy
@Xaonii Doduu (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump ...Okay??? Why are you telling me all this.
3:22 PM
You got a crush or something?
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:24 PM
YES
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:24 PM
Lol. Cute.
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 3:24 PM
‼️
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SPOOKY CROW 11/18/2022 3:24 PM
The room gets colder. And colder. And colder... before ice begins to visibly fog up on the walls, and the room quickly grows to freezing temperatures.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 3:25 PM
Following this, Todd walks through the kitchen. Grounded, with his footprints leaving a trail of ice. And just as soon as he came in, he leaves—and the room warms up again.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:27 PM
WHATS HIS issue
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:27 PM
Damn grandson, didn't even say hi. What a little asshole.
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 3:27 PM
(Oh jeez)
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:27 PM
Like mother like son, I guess? LOL
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:28 PM
YOU HAD SEX?? Whore
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:28 PM
Like mother like son, I guess? LOL
@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump Er, grandmother.
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 3:28 PM
Sophia reaches the meatloaf.
3:28 PM
Please don't tell me that ruined it please don't tell me that ruined it
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:28 PM
YOU HAD SEX?? Whore
@Xaonii Doduu (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump Do you even know what that means? It's pretty funny, you calling me a whore for presumably having sex ONCE?
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:29 PM
YOU SEEM LIKE A whore
3:29 PM
YOU BEST HAVE NOT FUCKED ufallo
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:29 PM
Lol, okay? And NO thank you. I don't even know what you things have in your pants.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:31 PM
A tentacle.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:32 PM
...
3:32 PM
Almost intriguing. Ew, though.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 3:33 PM
...
Alain steps in, oddly quiet. He notices the lingering cold in the room.
...bbrr. did um. hey did todd just walk through here?
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:34 PM
HE WALKED IN AND out
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:34 PM
Yep. Ungrateful brat!
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (20) - 5 Total: 15
WHYY 2
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:35 PM
ANYWAYS. YOU SEEMED INTRIGUED WHEN I SAID that-
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 3:35 PM
Alain holds back as he smacks Katie in the face. Even full force, he can't muster the courage to hurt her.
3:35 PM
c-can you NOT??
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:35 PM
HEY! Watch it, twerp!
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 3:36 PM
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:36 PM
You give a nasty look.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Okay, she's just asking for it.: 1d20 (8) Total: 8
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 3:36 PM
He holds his hands forward and suddenly causes her soul to astral project from her body and push back in turnways—making her feel incredibly dizzy and backwards for a few minutes.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:37 PM
G-GUH..! Wh- H, HH,,??
3:37 PM
F, FW,,
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 3:38 PM
(oh, is that what it looks like? huh...)
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:38 PM
WHA, WHATD YOU DO,, YOU LITTLE-!
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SPOOKY CROW 11/18/2022 3:38 PM
(if it were a 20 it would've been for a few hours hershel)
msgrin 1
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 3:38 PM
you had it coming!!! >:[ be glad i don't wanna hurt you!!
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:39 PM
YOU, LITTLE,, !!
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d20 (1) - 8 Total: -7
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SPOOKY CROW 11/18/2022 3:40 PM
(OOF)
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:40 PM
You pull out your knife, and stumble backwards, falling onto your ass.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (11) Total: 11
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:40 PM
GHHAAAAGH!!!
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 3:40 PM
Zap. You bolt the knife out of her hand with your lightnig majyycks
3:41 PM
It also hits her hand on accident because of your sloppy aim but small price to pay.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:41 PM
OW!
3:42 PM
A dark energy pulses within you.
YOU LITTLE SHIT-! YGH,, YOU ARE,, NOTHING!
(edited)
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d20 (2) - 8 Total: -6
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DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 3:42 PM
Aw come on... Aspect powers...
3:42 PM
I'll just do it because narrative whatever!
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:43 PM
..
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DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 3:43 PM
Alain begins to feel a little angry.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:44 PM
You come in here, ATTACK me... You must be a fucking IDIOT.
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Alain Meirhart BOT 11/18/2022 3:45 PM
Alain frowns.
no!!!! you're just a smelly bully!!!!
Even with his anger, his HEART prevails. He walks away from the situation with just a pout.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:45 PM
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO BE SO rude
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:46 PM
Oh, shut the fuck up, would you, snail?
3:46 PM
Grrgh...
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:47 PM
IM A slug
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:48 PM
Don't care.
You get up, barely keeping balance.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:50 PM
ARE YOU THAT RUDE TO Ufallo
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 3:51 PM
None of your fucking business, you snail bitch. I'm leaving.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 3:51 PM
you block the doorway
3:51 PM
YES. YES IT is
3:53 PM
YOU ARE NOT leaving
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 3:53 PM
(( @DreamilyDrifting when you can dear
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:05 PM
...Fine. Fine!
4:05 PM
Now having most of your motor function back, you pivot on your heel, walking back to where you dropped your knife.
4:05 PM
You sit, criss cross.
4:06 PM
What exactly do you want from me? I just want to leave the kitchen.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 4:08 PM
CAN YOU PROMISE TO BE NICE TO ufallo
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:08 PM
Of course. I'd never hurt a hair... (Hair?) ...on his head.
4:09 PM
You lay on your side, reaching your free arm back at your knife.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 4:09 PM
THANK YOU
4:09 PM
you move our of the way
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:09 PM
Grab.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 4:09 PM
?
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Katie Thompson
Of course. I'd never hurt a hair... (Hair?) ...on his head.
SPOOKY CROW 11/18/2022 4:10 PM
// hair... (Hair? (Heir???? (Air???????)))
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:12 PM
You stand up, concealing the knife behind your back. You feel like letting off some steam.
4:12 PM
No problem!
You approach the slug girl.
4:13 PM
Really, no problem at all.
4:13 PM
Suddenly...! SHING!
4:13 PM
Your knife is to the slug girl's throat.
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 4:13 PM
all of a sudden. She poofs away
4:13 PM
I HAVE COOL FRAYMOTIFS
4:14 PM
HAHAha
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:14 PM
...Kehehehehe... Good one!
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 4:15 PM
I HAVE NO INTENT ON FIGHTING WITH you
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:15 PM
Ugh, what's with the pacifism? I just threatened you! With a KNIFE!
4:15 PM
This is no fun.
4:15 PM
You wave the knife around, approaching the slug girl.
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@Rhys 。.゚+ 🎲 Result: 1d20 (3) Total: 3
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 4:16 PM
you want to punch her. But decide not to
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:16 PM
Cmooon. You sure you don't wanna fight me even a little?
4:16 PM
Snail?
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 4:16 PM
WHAT A SHITTY insult
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 4:16 PM
((rage vs rage fight
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DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 4:16 PM
//HOLY SHIT
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/18/2022 4:17 PM
((xaonii is a heir of rage
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DreamilyDrifting 11/18/2022 4:17 PM
//heir of rage against someone who inbues people with rage... This is surely going to be interesting
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Chill out youre in safe hands Im gonna take you out like Mufasa Straight out to the promised lands
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (19) Total: 19
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SPOOKY CROW 11/18/2022 4:18 PM
Ice rapidly climbs up Katie's legs, freezing her in place.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:18 PM
GH- UGH, what is it with you little freaks and your STUPID powers!!!
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:18 PM
Whats with every iteration of you being a massive bitch
4:19 PM
Todd floats between the two.
You two really do not have to fight
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 4:19 PM
I DIDNT WANT to
4:20 PM
I JUST DONT WANT HER TO HURT ufallo
4:20 PM
THEN SHE PULLED A KNIFE ON ME CHILLY willy
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:20 PM
UGH!!! YOU again???
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:20 PM
Hi grandma are you being a pissbaby still
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:22 PM
Well, you seem to still be a massive brat. How did I ever tolerate you as a grandma?
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:22 PM
Like shit you neglectful asshole.
4:24 PM
You made it big as a supermodel and left me alone for months at a time. Sometimes entire years. You were in Vegas while I was rotting in the shitty apartment you left me in sending me shitty microwaved meals and getting a personal chef to cook for me because you didnt feel like dealing with me
4:24 PM
I would say its nice to be telling this to someone whos a massive bitch in every universal constant but it really isnt
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:24 PM
LOL, sure sounds like me! A supermodel... Mmm.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:25 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:25 PM
What's wrong with YOU, man!
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:25 PM
You.
4:25 PM
I should kill you right now. But youre lucky Im going to let you live for the sole reason that you are useful to me in some way
4:26 PM
The ice melts away, leaving Katie standing with cold ass feet.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:26 PM
KEHEHEHEHEH! KILL me?
4:26 PM
That's a bit extreme, grandson!
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 4:26 PM
IM HIGHLY uncomfortable
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:27 PM
Are you even hearing yourself
4:27 PM
Are you hearing what Im saying am I coming through Houston
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:28 PM
Sure, I heard your little sob story. Cry me a river! Or freeze one, lol. What am I supposed to do about some other lady that's not even really me!
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:28 PM
Maybe. But you could serve to be less of a dick
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:29 PM
Heh. I can see why she didn't like you.
4:29 PM
You're an entitled brat! Must run in the family.
4:30 PM
Expecting ME to repent for some shit I didn't even do!
4:30 PM
Real selfish, kid.
4:30 PM
Now... Come on! Give me a hug. I know you want one. From your dear old grandma? Finally get some grand-parental love?
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 4:31 PM
SHE IS GONNA STAB YOU rapper
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:33 PM
Just stab me.
4:33 PM
Go on. Do it.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:34 PM
You drop your knife.
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 4:34 PM
Sophia has been stress-eating meatloaf this entire time.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:34 PM
I don't want to.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:34 PM
...
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:34 PM
I want a hug. Are you listening?
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:34 PM
Fine.
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Resist urge to throw up from hug.: 1d20 (7) Total: 7
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:34 PM
Not like he needed the roll. He can't throw up anyways.
4:35 PM
He just hugs her.
4:35 PM
Fucking GOD he's cold.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:35 PM
You hug Todd. Tightly. Not letting go.
4:35 PM
Chilly.
4:35 PM
Feels nice doesn't it?
4:35 PM
A shame that you'll never get this from your REAL grandma.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:35 PM
Not really
4:36 PM
...Lady.
4:36 PM
My nerves are so frozen over that your burn didnt even tingle.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:36 PM
Heh!
You pull back.
4:36 PM
I'm impressed.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:36 PM
You keep the hug.
4:37 PM
No no. Just let it happen
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Result: 1d20 (7) Total: 7
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:37 PM
One more go.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:37 PM
...?
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@SPOOKY CROW 🎲 Come ob. You can do it.: 1d20 (18) Total: 18
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:37 PM
Atta boy. You fucking SUPLEX THAT BITCH into the GROUND
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:37 PM
KHE-!!!!!
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:38 PM
NOW you let go. And you also float back upright.
4:38 PM
Feels nice doesnt it A shame that youll never be loved by anyone ever
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:38 PM
Fuck. He got you good. Ow....
4:39 PM
Kheh,, Good one. You got me, I'll give you that.
4:39 PM
That trick usually works. Hug someone, destroy them, make them cry.
4:39 PM
Did your old gram ever do that?
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:40 PM
Yeah a ton. Where do you think I learned it from
He crouches down. To get reeeaal close.
bitch
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:41 PM
...
4:41 PM
You burst out laughing.
4:41 PM
HAAAH, HA, HAH! HEH!
4:42 PM
GOD, kid. You are AWESOME.
4:43 PM
Hehehehehehehe!
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Xaonii Doduu BOT 11/18/2022 4:43 PM
CAN YOU TWO SHUT up
4:43 PM
I SLIGHTLY HEAR STUFF outside
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:48 PM
What
He floats back up straight.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:51 PM
You- heh! You're, you're just like me! Well, me when I was a little younger, LOL!
4:52 PM
You- You're alright.
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Todd Sablet BOT 11/18/2022 4:57 PM
Youre a bitch
4:57 PM
Im gonna check outside. Dont kill each other
4:57 PM
He dips.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/18/2022 4:58 PM
Hee hee.
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/18/2022 5:59 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/19/2022 12:48 AM
Uhh.... partner?
Mary enters the kitchen, looking around the corner with a frown.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 12:49 AM
you are having a breakdown
12:49 AM
eh.. eh.. e-eh... E.. Eh...
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/19/2022 12:50 AM
...
Marigold steps in and by Penny.
...Umm... hey?
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 12:50 AM
EEAIE!! EH!... EH...
You jolt back, kind of crawling away to the corner more
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/19/2022 12:53 AM
Hey, hey! don't worry partner... I ain't gonna hurt you.
She frowns, and crouches to meet Penny's height on the floor.
...What's goin' on?
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 12:53 AM
m-mmme-messed up
12:53 AM
m-misbehaving...
12:54 AM
I I I I I don't .. don't want... Want to be cut again
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// i fucking knew it
😁 1
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/19/2022 12:54 AM
...
Marigold's brow furrows.
Who's hurting you?
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// kill masumi and xaonii
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 12:55 AM
((nooo xaonii is good
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 12:55 AM
maa... Ma... M... Masumi... Su... Su.. ehh.. ehh..
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/19/2022 12:56 AM
...
And, Marigold gets up, and walks immediately to the living room.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 12:58 AM
you shake still
1:03 AM
you shakily get up and look through the living room doorway
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/19/2022 1:03 AM
Mich walks in through it.
1:03 AM
uh
1:03 AM
hey
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/19/2022 8:57 AM
0_0
8:58 AM
I am so not mentally ready for this or that
8:58 AM
Sophia leaves.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 7:45 PM
You grab some pots and pans.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 7:45 PM
you enter the kitchen
7:46 PM
hello
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 7:46 PM
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
7:47 PM
I DONT KNOW IF YOU IDIOTS CAN HEAR ME BUT EVERYONE GET YOUR ASSES IN THE KITCHEN NOW!!!!!! (edited)
7:47 PM
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 7:48 PM
please quiet down
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 7:51 PM
UGH! Whatever. This dumb rock needs an intercom!
7:51 PM
I'm trying to get the gaggle of idiots in this place to stop fucking fighting each other!
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 7:53 PM
you sit down and eat a ramen
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 7:54 PM
Hey, aren't you the girl who was swapping spit with flint? I saw you two while I was walking by.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 8:15 PM
Hey, aren't you the girl who was swapping spit with flint? I saw you two while I was walking by.
@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump swapping spit?
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 8:16 PM
Making out.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 8:18 PM
hehe, kindaa~
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 8:18 PM
Let me just say: GROSS! That boy is frailer than an 18th century peasant!
8:19 PM
And so pale too! What do you see in him?
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 8:19 PM
a lot
8:19 PM
so who are youu
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 8:19 PM
Oh, right. Katie.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 8:20 PM
penny flanders
8:20 PM
you apply some red lipstick
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 8:20 PM
Nice. What brand?
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 8:21 PM
gucci
8:25 PM
you flick your hair while eating
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 8:25 PM
Mmm.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 8:26 PM
what product do you use?
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 8:26 PM
((FUCK IDK IF I EVER MENTIONED BUT PENNY IS GENUINELY RICH
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// hate her now
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/19/2022 8:29 PM
(boiling with rage
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demeter!!
// hate her now
Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 8:31 PM
//she's not an asshole with it
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// im poor and grew up with like net zero money
8:31 PM
// it's in my programming to hate rich people
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/19/2022 8:32 PM
//I'm homeless deme I do too
8:33 PM
(( @DreamilyDrifting reply...
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 8:45 PM
what product do you use?
@Penny Flanders (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump Wouldn't you like to know?
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 8:46 PM
sure
8:46 PM
you eats her noodles some more
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 8:46 PM
That's... Nevermind.
8:46 PM
So, you into scrawny boys, huh?
8:47 PM
Neat.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 8:47 PM
what are you into?
8:47 PM
you act all high and mighty, but who do you truly love?
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 8:47 PM
Myself I guess! Lol!
8:48 PM
And, I dunno. I'm just saying, you can do better than a misogynist who only gets 3 minutes of sun per year.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 8:48 PM
who else here would be better than him?
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 8:49 PM
You consider the options. ... Yeah okay there aren't very many.
8:49 PM
You could date the slug boy. At LEAST he's not an asshole.
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 8:50 PM
Ufallo? No thank you.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/19/2022 8:50 PM
speak of the devil, you float in
8:50 PM
(I heard loud sounds is everything ok?)
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 8:51 PM
Everything's good! Penny here just knocked a ton of shit over by accident.
8:51 PM
What a klutz!
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/19/2022 8:51 PM
(you are holding pots and pans, Katie)
8:51 PM
your face is still scarred from amalga
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 8:52 PM
Damn! I guess I am. You got me.
8:52 PM
...And what happened to you? You look like shit.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/19/2022 8:52 PM
(I'm fine)
8:52 PM
(a lot has happened here, did you get hurt?)
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 8:53 PM
No, lol. I saw my "grandson" fighting that asshole eyepatch dude earlier, though.
8:53 PM
What is it with these idiots and fighting! I'm glad that at least YOU'RE not like that.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/19/2022 8:55 PM
(thank you)
8:56 PM
you blush a bit
(Means a lot)
8:56 PM
you eat a pear
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 8:59 PM
she leans in on Katie
8:59 PM
do you like him?
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 8:59 PM
??????
8:59 PM
No? Not... Like that?
9:00 PM
Why is everyone here SO weird?
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 9:01 PM
you look like the type of girl who would
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/19/2022 9:01 PM
(what are you two talking about?) ',:v
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 9:02 PM
you look like the type of girl who would
@Penny Flanders (@Rhys 。.゚+) - jump Yeah, and you look about right for space boy. Lol!
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Penny Flanders BOT 11/19/2022 9:02 PM
thank you
9:02 PM
she smiles and continues to eat
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/19/2022 9:03 PM
you put your hand on Katie's shoulder
9:03 PM
(uhm.. do you want some cucumber water)
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 9:03 PM
You slowly take Ufallo's hand off of your shoulder.
Sure.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/19/2022 9:04 PM
you give her some cucumber water
9:05 PM
you get that feeling again, being around her
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 9:05 PM
Polite sippage.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/19/2022 9:05 PM
(uhm... Katie)
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/19/2022 9:06 PM
Yeah?
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/19/2022 9:07 PM
you get that bubbly feeling again
9:07 PM
(n-nnevermind)
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 12:37 AM
In the kitchen, you start the coffeemaker and just wait on the counter.
12:41 AM
You take the mistletoe out of your hair, you can't tell if that was a good social performance or not. You decide that because you're unsure, it wasn't.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/20/2022 12:41 AM
you enter here
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the room freezes over around isaac as he sits down
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 12:43 AM
You scootch off the counter and pour yourself a mug of coffee, then another. You slide the other mug to Isaac.
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/20/2022 12:43 AM
thanks.
12:43 AM
he spits. and sighs
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 12:44 AM
it's like the entire group dynamic is a parody of how I think
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/20/2022 12:44 AM
(i meant to write sip
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/20/2022 12:44 AM
le sign
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/20/2022 12:45 AM
do you know how to grow relationships?
12:45 AM
do you know how to ignore people who hate you?
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 12:45 AM
ouch
12:46 AM
no and I have to
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/20/2022 12:46 AM
hm.
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 12:46 AM
I'm very good at kissing friends and making them strangers
12:46 AM
or making friends into strangers to one another
12:47 AM
and that's about it
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/20/2022 12:47 AM
ah, im sorry.
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 12:48 AM
worst person to ask. guessing you're in a situation adjacent to mine?
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/20/2022 12:49 AM
im losing the ability to care.
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 12:50 AM
whenever I think that I decide that it doesn't matter
12:50 AM
vicious cycle or something
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/20/2022 12:50 AM
i want to care
12:51 AM
im losing human emotions, my body is numbing
12:51 AM
its all because of slav, he ruins the mood.
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 12:51 AM
he keeps it real
12:52 AM
it seems like you're very actively externalizing internal problems
12:52 AM
to a very literal extent
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/20/2022 12:52 AM
what do you mean?
12:52 AM
the room is frozen over, icicles forming
12:54 AM
im just.. gonna go bacl
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/20/2022 12:54 AM
((back*
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Isaac Pines BOT 11/20/2022 12:54 AM
thanks for the small talk and coffee.
12:54 AM
you stand up and leave. the ice melts
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 12:54 AM
I think this was pretty big talk
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 12:55 AM
Hello?
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 12:55 AM
You put down your coffee. It's cold.
12:55 AM
hello
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 12:56 AM
This must be a kitchen, huh.
12:56 AM
Am I allowed to eat something or would that be a bother?
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 12:57 AM
I don't own the place, go crazy
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 12:57 AM
Thank you very much. I am Anne Martin, by the way. Your name is?
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 12:58 AM
Lucinda Vaughan, my sisters in the other room
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/20/2022 12:58 AM
(always mix up that because their tuppers are 1 letter off
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 12:58 AM
Pleasure to meet you, Lucinda.
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 12:59 AM
nice to meet you. Coffee?
12:59 AM
You start another pot.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 12:59 AM
I'd accept that, yes.
1:00 AM
Would you mind if I asked you a question?
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 1:01 AM
all the first dates I go on are over coffee, they love asking stuff.
1:01 AM
that is to say I'm in my element, go ahead
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 1:01 AM
How long have you been here in the meteor? How has it been?
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 1:02 AM
less than a day I think, time feels fluid
1:02 AM
it's been alright, very tense socially
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 1:02 AM
You quickly write that down on your notebook.
1:02 AM
I see.
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 1:03 AM
turns out being surrounded by military doesn't put people at ease
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 1:03 AM
I can definitely see that.
1:04 AM
Oh, can I ask you to put just a little bit of sugar on my coffee if isn't that much of a bother?
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 1:05 AM
the number of people asking me to give them some sugar. wow.
1:05 AM
You pour two more mugs and add a cube of sugar to one.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 1:06 AM
Thank you very much.
1:07 AM
I have a... weird request to make. Can you look away while I drink my coffee, if it doesn't bother you?
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Lucinda Vaughan BOT 11/20/2022 1:07 AM
You pick up your mug and just walk away.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 1:08 AM
Oh thank god.
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/20/2022 1:08 AM
(just now realized annes icon was a gas mask i couldnt tell
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 1:08 AM
You carefully take off your mask and put it on the table.
1:09 AM
You drink the coffee rapidly, worrying you'll have to make the nice lady wait too much to come back.
1:10 AM
Soon after, you put your mask back.
1:10 AM
You can come back if you'd like.
1:10 AM
I'm already finished.
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/20/2022 1:11 AM
It looks like she just went somewhere else entirely.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 1:11 AM
It seems you were worrying about nothing, and talking to nothing.
1:13 AM
Thank god you're wearing this mask, otherwise everyone would know that your face is burning right now.
1:16 AM
Well, enough screwing around.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:43 AM
You lumber on behind Slav and Sergey, sure to stay quiet.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:44 AM
Slav sits down at the table.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/20/2022 1:44 AM
“so uh”
1:44 AM
“think I could make some donuts here?”
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:44 AM
yeah sure
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:44 AM
Quiet approach.
1:45 AM
Closer... Closer... Closer...
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/20/2022 1:45 AM
“Hmm, let’s see here…”
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:45 AM
Does she think she's being quiet?
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 not so sneaky attack: 1d20 (1) - 1 Total: 0
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DreamilyDrifting 11/20/2022 1:46 AM
doyoureallywanttoknow
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SPOOKY CROW 11/20/2022 1:46 AM
HHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAA
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// OH MY GOD
SPOOKY CROW pinned a message to this channel. 11/20/2022 1:46 AM
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:46 AM
Slav suplexes Katie onto the table.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:46 AM
KAAAHHHH!!!!
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/20/2022 1:46 AM
“hm?”
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:46 AM
You scramble up, flailing your knife at Slav.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 3d20 (1, 2, 2) - 3 Total: 2
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/20/2022 1:47 AM
you draw your gun, pointing it at Katie. “Enough.”
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 1:47 AM
//Katie cringefail moment
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// katie is literally doing nothing
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:47 AM
Slav... He's dodging every attack!
1:47 AM
It's not that hard!
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:48 AM
You stop.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:48 AM
relax dad
1:48 AM
only reason i got hit the first two times were because she caught me off guard
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/20/2022 1:48 AM
You withdraw your gun. “Sorry, just overprotective…”
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:48 AM
i'm not that unprofessional
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/20/2022 1:49 AM
“yeah don’t worry I know you’re more than capable.”
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:49 AM
...Overprotective.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:49 AM
thanks
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:49 AM
Boy, you wish you knew the definition. Your father...
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(he can be your dad for free
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:49 AM
Slav smiles warmly as Katie sits on the table with a knife looking like she's about to cry.
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 1:50 AM
Sergey: Activate fatherly adoption instincts.
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SPOOKY CROW 11/20/2022 1:50 AM
DO YOU REMEMBER ME HE CAN BE YOUR DAD FOR FREE
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:50 AM
If he spoke to you, it was to correct you on your posture. Or tell you that you're improperly dressed. Or to yell at you for dressing like a slut.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/20/2022 1:51 AM
….
1:51 AM
“hey, are you alright?@
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:52 AM
Don't you wish you had that luxury. Someone who cared about you. To prevent you from doing this.
1:52 AM
STAB.
1:52 AM
Slav is stabbed in the shoulder.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/20/2022 1:52 AM
!!!!
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@aloe bama 🎲 PISTOLWHIP: 1d20 (7) Total: 7
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:53 AM
You collapse onto the table, laughing.
1:53 AM
...And crying.
1:53 AM
And screaming.
1:53 AM
This place is starting to get to you.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/20/2022 1:54 AM
you immediately go to Slav, while also pointing your gun at Katie. “Don’t move.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 1:54 AM
Katie is hysterical. She isn't listening.
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// SORRY REWIND I WAS BUSY DEVOURING A ROUTISSERIE CHICKEN WITH MY BARE HANDS
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DreamilyDrifting 11/20/2022 1:55 AM
// BASED
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(YUM
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// soooo good 🤤
1:55 AM
// eating it the way my ancestors intended
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chnicken…
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OmnipresentMicroorganism 11/20/2022 1:55 AM
//Hey wheres my pet chicken
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// if any of you saw me eat a rotisserie chicken with my bare hands i think you would fear me at least a little
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:57 AM
> Slav is stabbed in the shoulder.
@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump AUUUUUGH!!!!
1:58 AM
Slav raises his hand to hit her.
1:58 AM
He freezes.
1:58 AM
fuck you.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/20/2022 1:58 AM
“IS THERE A DOCTOR AROUND HERE?!”
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/20/2022 1:58 AM
just because you had a shit life doesn't mean you get to take it out on me.
1:59 AM
so did i. i only hit you once you fuckin' slashed me across the chest.
1:59 AM
so go fuck yourself, katie.
1:59 AM
Slav gets up.
1:59 AM
He heads to the bathroom to fix up his wounds.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 2:00 AM
fuck you.
@Slavko I. Ranovic (@demeter!!) - jump
You stop freaking once you hear this.
2:01 AM
...
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/20/2022 2:01 AM
“wait-“ He follows along to help, but stops, looking back at Katie, and shaking his head. “You know, I feel sorry for you.”
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demeter!!
// if any of you saw me eat a rotisserie chicken with my bare hands i think you would fear me at least a little
Rhys 。.゚+ 11/20/2022 2:02 AM
//id watch
2:02 AM
//id pay you to finish in a fast time, even.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/20/2022 2:02 AM
Kill yourself, old man.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/20/2022 2:03 AM
He shrugs, and goes to help Slav.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 not so sneaky attack: 1d20 (1) - 1 Total: 0
the really funny thing is that every time dream rolls with a debuff the debuff anyways brings the roll to the negatives
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/20/2022 10:43 AM
Marigold gets here. She starts to clean the mop, and the bucket... ew.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 10:53 AM
You want to die so badly.
10:56 AM
God you suck at this so badly.
10:56 AM
Fuck, man.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/20/2022 11:01 AM
Marigold looks at Anne as she comes in. She's finished cleaning and is just sipping from the milknut... which is odd but she's willing to get what she can.
Oh, um, howdy! somethin' eatin' at ya, hun?
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 11:03 AM
Oh, h-hello. I'm fine, just a little exhausted.
11:03 AM
This is not entirely false.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/20/2022 11:03 AM
Ah... you need to talk about it? You look like somethin' more's buggin's ya.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 11:03 AM
What is your name, by the way?
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/20/2022 11:05 AM
Call me Mary, hon. :B
11:05 AM
What d'ya go by, yerself?
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 11:05 AM
A pleasure to meet you, Mary. I'm Anne Martin.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/20/2022 11:06 AM
You as well, doll!
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 11:06 AM
And I suppose there is something bugging me, but it's rather trivial.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/20/2022 11:07 AM
Awh... hon, there's nothin' trivial 'bout issues.
Marigold jumps up and sits on the counter. She pats a spot next to her.
Tell me all about it, partner. Get it off that there chest of yours.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 11:08 AM
????
11:11 AM
Well, it's just that I've been feeling rather incompetent since I came here. There's so many people here that have shown to know way more than I do about the situation and it feels awkward to stay around those people. I feel like all I've done since I got here is ask stupid questions.
11:11 AM
All I've got going for me usually is my competence, and when I don't have it, I feel like I'm useless.
11:14 AM
I'm so intrigued by the things happening here and the people around here, but I just feel like I'm bothering everyone when I try to do something about my fascination. I went so far to come here but now I don't think I can keep up the "competent investigator" facade any longer if I continue to act like an idiot.
11:15 AM
... sorry, I didn't mean to dump my issue on you, Mary.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/20/2022 11:19 AM
No, no you're perfectly okay! you got problems and I understand having to get 'em out every once in a while.
Mary smiles reassuringly towards Anne.
Just because you ain't done much don't mean you ain't competent, hon. you're in a completely bizarre situation and you just gotta adjust to all'a it! You don't bother anyone. and personally I don't think anything you say could even be slightly a bother, doll. you don't have to keep that facade o'yours up... because it would be better to just be yourself! and sometimes, finding the right questions to ask if just hard when you don't know what y'should or y'shouldn't be askin'. Your issues ain't small and I ain't gonna pretend they are... but I know you can easily get those crushed down just by gettin' yerself involved more! talk around, have fun while yer here! You have nothing to worry about. :B
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 11:23 AM
... thank you. You are a very kind person, Mary.
11:23 AM
I'll try to follow your suggestions.
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Marigold Abella BOT 11/20/2022 11:25 AM
Do it for yourself. not for me.
11:25 AM
Take it easy, darlin'. :B
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Anne Martin BOT 11/20/2022 11:34 AM
Will do.
11:35 AM
I'll take my leave now. It was nice to meet you, Mary. Have a nice day.
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Flint Turing BOT 11/20/2022 2:32 PM
The closest thing you have to MELATONIN is STRAIGHT LIQUID MELATONIN. You saw this in a video once. SWIG.
🫡 3
2:32 PM
>
2:32 PM
that was
GRKK
way more than i thought itd be
🕊️ 3
2:33 PM
>
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ectoMycologist 11/20/2022 2:33 PM
CT: > You head off to the living room.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/21/2022 3:44 PM
Damn this fucking sucks.
3:46 PM
You take off your mask, open the freezer and shove your head there.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/21/2022 4:40 PM
Okay that's enough.
4:41 PM
What can you do now, anyway?
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Anne Martin BOT 11/21/2022 5:05 PM
You go back to the living room.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/21/2022 7:54 PM
WHERE'S THE FUCKIN- oh there you are mask
(edited)
7:55 PM
You quickly put it on and hope nobody else saw you without it.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/21/2022 10:33 PM
You are now in the KITCHEN.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:18 PM
Thea is in here now!
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/22/2022 3:18 PM
huh?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 3:18 PM
kardashev.
3:18 PM
remember your primary objective here.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/22/2022 3:19 PM
….
3:20 PM
man, you need to quit your job.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/22/2022 4:48 PM
You enter the kitchen and mindlessly walk up to the freezer.
4:49 PM
You take a cup and the ice trays. You put around 12 ice cubes on the cup to eat them.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/22/2022 4:50 PM
?
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Anne Martin BOT 11/22/2022 4:50 PM
Oh fuck!
4:50 PM
Hi?
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/22/2022 4:51 PM
"Y'know, ice cubes aren't for eating."
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Anne Martin BOT 11/22/2022 4:51 PM
I mean, I know that.
4:51 PM
But I like eating them anyway.
4:52 PM
Who are you, anyway?
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/22/2022 4:52 PM
“I’m Sergey Kardashev, father of Slav. I assume you’ve seen him around?@
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Anne Martin BOT 11/22/2022 4:52 PM
I think I may have?
4:52 PM
I dunno.
4:53 PM
I'm Anne Martin, by the way. Came here to investigate the meteor but now I'm just screwing around.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/22/2022 4:53 PM
“aren’t we all?”
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Anne Martin BOT 11/22/2022 4:53 PM
That's true.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 4:53 PM
Mich enters, and waves.
4:54 PM
sup
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Anne Martin BOT 11/22/2022 4:54 PM
You wave back.
4:54 PM
You try saying "need anything?" in sign language.
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@potatoisgood 🎲 Result: 1d20 (12) Total: 12
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 4:55 PM
Mich nods.
4:55 PM
yeah uh
4:55 PM
there was some shit with this military lady and amalga got kinda beat up
4:55 PM
theyre in the medbay now think you could take a look at em
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Anne Martin BOT 11/22/2022 4:55 PM
Military lady?
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/22/2022 4:56 PM
….
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Anne Martin BOT 11/22/2022 4:56 PM
Hmm. I guess I could try checking them out.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/22/2022 4:56 PM
“Thea, right?”
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Anne Martin BOT 11/22/2022 4:56 PM
I think so.
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 4:58 PM
yeah i dunno
4:58 PM
she came in, and i guess she overheard something flint said cause she offered to pay for a cruise
4:58 PM
He blinks and snaps.
4:58 PM
oh yeah speaking of theres a cruise flints planning on taking people on
4:58 PM
didnt hear why but i know he is
4:58 PM
anyway we accepted before amalga could tell us who she was and yeah
4:58 PM
shit went down
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Anne Martin BOT 11/22/2022 4:58 PM
You realize he can't read your lips when you're wearing a goddamn gas mask.
4:59 PM
W-well, I better go check out Amalga.
4:59 PM
You hand over your cup of ice cubes to Sergey.
4:59 PM
Try it, at least.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/22/2022 5:00 PM
He takes one, swirling an ice cube around his mouth. "Good enough for frozen water, I suppose."
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 5:00 PM
// AMALGA ANATOMY TIME
5:00 PM
//WAIT. WAIT I CAN FINALLY SHOW OFF AMALGAS MUSCLES
yippee 1
5:00 PM
evil evil evil evil evil
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(WHY ARE YOUR CHARACTERS BUFF
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/22/2022 5:00 PM
Mich just shrugs.
5:00 PM
theyre back in the medbay if youre up to it
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aloe bama
(WHY ARE YOUR CHARACTERS BUFF
DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 5:00 PM
JUST TWO
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/22/2022 5:20 PM
((Jared is like muscle man though, they used to be shredded
5:20 PM
@DreamilyDrifting
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DreamilyDrifting 11/22/2022 5:21 PM
// I agree
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 9:26 PM
sergey kardashev. anne martin.
9:26 PM
you will be going on a cruise.
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// @aloe bama @potatoisgood
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/22/2022 9:27 PM
"wait, what?"
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Anne Martin BOT 11/22/2022 9:34 PM
I've heard about it.
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 9:34 PM
sergey, you will be with your son and the subject 004.
9:34 PM
anne, you will be with phoebe atlas and nigel kamswurth.
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Anne Martin BOT 11/22/2022 9:35 PM
... who?
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 9:35 PM
don't worry about it. you'll know when you get there.
9:35 PM
your group is 9.
9:35 PM
it'll be on the helicopter.
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// thea: don't all get heart attacks at the same time
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Thea Tian Coeus BOT 11/22/2022 9:35 PM
sergey, your group is 2.
9:35 PM
Thea leans next to Anne's ear.
9:35 PM
(i don't recall writing that you could enter the meteor to investigate.)
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/22/2022 9:36 PM
He shrugs. "Fine then. At least I get to be with my son."
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Anne Martin BOT 11/22/2022 9:37 PM
You simply nod.
9:39 PM
You leave the kitchen.
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Sergey Kardashev BOT 11/22/2022 9:40 PM
You follow.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 11:17 AM
You dig in your fridge and grab a 2 LITER BOTTLE OF BIG RED™️ and pour some into a mason jar.
11:17 AM
You chug a couple jarfuls of BIG RED to keep yourself awake, and put it back into the fridge.
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 11:58 AM
You're here, eating anything and everything you can get your hands on.
12:01 PM
You're making quite a lot of noise. And mess.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:22 PM
michael please if youre gonna eat from my food at least clean up after yourself jesus christ
12:22 PM
its like a raccoon got in here
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 12:25 PM
NO MATTER.
12:25 PM
MUST regain energy TO KILL YOU
12:25 PM
MMNOMFFHCHHMRMONFNFN
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:26 PM
do you even know why youre killing me anymore ive explained and will find a way to prove to you that i am not holding your "hope" or whatever captive, and im not evil
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 12:29 PM
BLASPHEMER.
12:29 PM
YOU cannot CONVINCE ME OF anything (edited)
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:30 PM
can i at least get you to not kill me because yknow im really important
12:31 PM
that sounds egotistical as fuck but theres gotta be a way to convince you to not kill me
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 12:31 PM
You turn around.
12:32 PM
And rattle off a weakened ANGEL'S HEAVEN, beaming out towards the CAPTOR.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:32 PM
im a lot of people's ticket out of a bad spot and i also am- WOAH
You step out of the way.
12:32 PM
can you not
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 12:33 PM
DO NOT delusion YOURSELF OF grandeur OR IMPORTANCE. IT IS INSULTING.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:33 PM
well with a title such as "The Lord of Space" it's hard to not think you're of some importance.
12:33 PM
im TRYING not to get egotistical with it but its hard not to sound that way.
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 12:34 PM
YOU ARE NO LORD. YOU ARE A WASTE.
12:34 PM
A WASTE OF space.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:34 PM
had a feeling that comment i made towards three would come back sometime.
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 12:34 PM
A WASTE THAT IS guarding MY hope.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:35 PM
could you please like explain what your hope is
12:36 PM
incase i, infact, do have it and can release it or whatever
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mage of hope lol
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:36 PM
Your skepticism is skyrocketing.
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 12:36 PM
MY hope IS OF HUMANITY, THE last hope TO save IT
12:37 PM
HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED THE state OF the world?
12:37 PM
CAST INTO darkness.
12:37 PM
YOU STAND BETWEEN humanity AND salvation
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he's so fucking bonkers i love him
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:38 PM
blink
dude. have you not seen the sky
12:38 PM
there's a new sun that's more of a ring.
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scrunkly (talking about a deranged maniacK
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ectoMycologist 11/24/2022 12:38 PM
(HEHE
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:38 PM
the day/night cycle is back, and people are still functioning despite the state of the world.
12:38 PM
economies may have collapsed, but new ones formed.
12:38 PM
hope is all around, mike.
12:39 PM
its in the air, if you want to see it that way
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 12:39 PM
BLASPHEMER.
12:39 PM
SURELY YOU HAVE seen THE signs.
12:39 PM
MASS panic, VIOLENCE, hatred, MURDER
12:39 PM
HAVE YOU not SEEN it?
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bro went to one city
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:40 PM
that was all going on before.
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 12:40 PM
WARNING signs.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:40 PM
are you just gonna pretend like murder, violence, hatred, and mass panic WASN'T happening before the black hole
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 12:40 PM
WARNINGwarning SIGNS
12:44 PM
NO MATTER
12:44 PM
I WILL continue SUSTAINING myself
12:44 PM
MUNCHHNMCHHRHHCMMRRMFFHRHTFMFDHCCRUNCHMCH
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:46 PM
so uh
12:46 PM
how am i guarding you from the hope of humanity
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 12:48 PM
I DO NOT presume TO KNOW THE malicious tricks OF THE CAPTOR
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:49 PM
how would i guard it if i dont know how im guarding it
12:49 PM
because i dont know
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 12:50 PM
You unleash DEVIL'S ANGUISH on the CAPTOR, an uproar of brimstone fire directly underneath him.
12:50 PM
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO manipulate ME, BLASPHEMER.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 12:51 PM
You step out of the way.
12:51 PM
these questions of mine are genuine
12:56 PM
do i need to wait until you're done eating to have a civil conversation with you again
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 12:56 PM
AS LONG AS YOU live I WILL NOT BE civil
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 1:07 PM
slow blink
1:07 PM
you were civil with me earlier
1:07 PM
in the living room
1:08 PM
also have you noticed i havent thrown you out of what is effectively my home, and even gave you the means to eat and bathe yourself
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 1:09 PM
THERE IS A difference BETWEEN civility AND abstinence FROM feeling
1:09 PM
YOUR hospitality MEANS NOTHING AS LONG AS YOU guard THE last hope
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 1:09 PM
im not guarding the hope. how many times do i need to explain this to you
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 1:10 PM
YOU ARE.
1:10 PM
NOW LEAVE ME, CAPTOR
1:10 PM
BEFORE I reconsider THE reschedule OF YOUR death
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 1:10 PM
fine.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 2:02 PM
you done yet
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// WRONG TUPPER
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/24/2022 2:54 PM
HES BACK
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 2:54 PM
aaalright then ill let you tear my kitchen up and go sleep in a room you hopefully wont find so you cant kill me in my sleep.
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Michael Arch BOT 11/24/2022 2:55 PM
You stop eating, as you physically cannot bring yourself to eat anymore. You're very bloated.
2:55 PM
...This might have been a bad decision. You can barely stand to move.
2:56 PM
You drag yourself back to the room you initially came in through.
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Derse!Flint BOT 11/24/2022 2:57 PM
Hands behind your back, you walk out of here and down the hall.
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Matthew cooks. There's a lot of really fresh stuff here actually! Is there like a big garden nearby or?
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You finish cooking.
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C឵lyde BOT 11/26/2022 1:39 AM
you scramble within here
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 11/26/2022 4:27 PM
Oh wait, it was thanksgiving! That's why you're cooking so much. Definitely not because you're stressed out to hell and back because of everything and everyone here.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/26/2022 4:28 PM
Matthew: Where'd Michael run off to? Maybe you can get him to release you.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 11/26/2022 4:28 PM
Release you from what?
(edited)
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DreamilyDrifting 11/26/2022 4:28 PM
Matthew: You're still in flame shackles, silly.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 11/26/2022 4:29 PM
You can still move around. For now, that matters.
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/28/2022 3:58 PM
You open the fridge while pouting like an eight year old.
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 11/28/2022 3:59 PM
Seems like Matthew cooked a whole lot of food!
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/28/2022 3:59 PM
You take the first thing you find.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/28/2022 4:00 PM
Al: Bring out some food for everyone else.
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Al Schaffer BOT 11/28/2022 4:00 PM
You're still mad.
4:00 PM
It should be over in approximately 5 minutes.
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Nom nom nom nom nom
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Michael Arch BOT 11/28/2022 4:01 PM
You enter.
4:02 PM
You look inside the fridge, and shove around 75% of what's inside out into your arms, taking it to a nearby table.
4:02 PM
...And promptly begin feasting on it all.
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You’re in the kitchen eating whatever you can find
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/1/2022 6:14 PM
Matthew is STILL busy putting pizza boxes in here!
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/1/2022 6:18 PM
Hey Matt, you seen Clarice?
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/1/2022 6:18 PM
Huh? Oh. She went. Deeper into the meteor. Idk.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/1/2022 6:20 PM
Damn.
6:20 PM
Uhh anyway I'm gonna take a slice real quick
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Matthew R-C. Arcangel BOT 12/1/2022 6:21 PM
Yeah take as many as you need
6:21 PM
(please)
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/1/2022 6:28 PM
You take a slice, before putting it back into the box and taking a whole box.
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Julian walks in, grabbing 5 whole pizza boxes before leaving.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 9:19 AM
Here you are. Kitchen.
9:20 AM
You sit down and put your head on the table.
9:23 AM
No reflection... touching garlic feels bad...
9:23 AM
Are you actually a vampire?
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Faint chainsaw revving
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 9:26 AM
Sigh. Hi Pluto...
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/9/2022 9:26 AM
you enter the room first
9:26 AM
Pluto 1s a dumb name
9:27 AM
who would name the1r k1d after a dwarf "planet"
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 9:27 AM
I dunno...
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/9/2022 9:27 AM
you collect some loose laundry, and start cleaning the fridge
9:27 AM
how many p1zzas d1d you guys order
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 9:27 AM
400...
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/9/2022 9:28 AM
Jesus.
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/9/2022 9:36 AM
you finish cleaning the fridge, and walk out
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Keysei Kakzash
who would name the1r k1d after a dwarf "planet"
LOUD DISTANT CHAINSAW REVVING
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:33 PM
Kitchen. Seems remarkably like a kitchen.
3:34 PM
What doesn't look remarkably like a kitchen is the sobbing person with their face on the table.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:34 PM
Someone walks by.
3:35 PM
?
3:35 PM
Hello?
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the vampire
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:35 PM
oh, hello there.
3:36 PM
you are?
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:36 PM
I am. You seem to be as well.
3:37 PM
Was that you crying?
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:37 PM
oh, nope. it seems like the sobbing was that guy on the table.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:37 PM
Oh, that one.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:38 PM
You approach the pathetically sobbing person.
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Faint chainsaw revving.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:39 PM
Lucile simply walks over and locks the kitchen doors.
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(uh oh
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:39 PM
You touch their shoulder.
3:39 PM
hello?
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// w... what kitchen has doors
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 3:40 PM
You look up to see who is bothering your vampiric rest.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/9/2022 3:40 PM
// Some kitchens have doors!
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demeter!!
// w... what kitchen has doors
potatoisgood 12/9/2022 3:40 PM
(egbert house
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// HAHAHAHA
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DreamilyDrifting 12/9/2022 3:40 PM
// also it means you get to have Pluto be scary as shit
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potatoisgood 12/9/2022 3:40 PM
(here's pluto
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 3:41 PM
You are looking a bit like that SpongeBob image.
3:41 PM
H-hi...
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:41 PM
why are you wearing shades inside a kitchen
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 3:43 PM
i d-d-dunmo..
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:44 PM
why are you crying, anyway?
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 3:44 PM
I-I'm a... a...
3:44 PM
You faceplant on the table.
3:44 PM
A VAMPIRE...!
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:44 PM
no you're not
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A chainsaw bursts through the door.
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HEEEEEEEERE'S PLUTO!!!!!!!!
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:46 PM
cheesy.
3:46 PM
but appropriate.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:46 PM
Oh dear.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 3:46 PM
I-I'm going to be killed if I try skateboarding again...
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:46 PM
dude you're not a vampire
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She steps through the door.
3:47 PM
WHERE'S THE VAMPIRE
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:47 PM
Well, here I am.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:47 PM
huh.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:47 PM
Yep. That's right. I WAS the vampire!
3:47 PM
Hie hie!
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Pluto unsheathes a weapon produced in the alchemy room.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 3:47 PM
You look up at Lucile.
3:48 PM
Y-you... the v-vaampire...?
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:48 PM
You slap Al on the back of his head.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:48 PM
Yes???
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CROSS YOUR HEART AND HOPE TO DIE, a brutal stake guaranteed to probably kill normal humans too, actually!
3:48 PM
PERSON WHOSE NAME I DON'T KNOW!!! THE VAMPIRE!!!
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 3:49 PM
S-so I'm not... a vampire...?
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:49 PM
No, sweetheart.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:49 PM
OF COURSE YOU AREN'T!
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:49 PM
You toss the mirror to him.
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Why Is Everyone Ignoring Me
3:50 PM
Pluto crosses her arms angrily and then realizes what's going on.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:50 PM
can you wait just a little bit, kid?
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ALEXANDARAY IS (NOT) A VAMPIRE!?!?!?
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:50 PM
What
3:50 PM
alexandaray?
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:50 PM
Facepalm. Well, not exactly. It's far too gentle.
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Alexandaray.
3:51 PM
Alexandar.
3:51 PM
Alexander... Ay. Alexandre.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 3:51 PM
M-my name is Alexandre, actually... o-often referred as Xande, too...
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XANDE?? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AL!!!!
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DreamilyDrifting 12/9/2022 3:51 PM
Al: Look in the mirror.
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JUST WHO ARE YOU REALLY
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 3:51 PM
I'm Al when I-I use Alexander...
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:52 PM
Lower your voice, child.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 3:52 PM
When I use Alexandre, I'm Xande.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:52 PM
Alexandre, huh?
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 3:52 PM
?!??!
3:52 PM
Y-you... pronounced it right... on the first try?
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:53 PM
of course. it's a simple name.
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okay i don't know what's going on
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:54 PM
Of course you don't.
3:54 PM
You're too busy chasing this childish delusion of vampires.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 3:54 PM
You gaze at Maria with amazement and admiration.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:54 PM
...Pardon me. I should not have raised my voice.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/9/2022 3:55 PM
They did not raise their voice, like at all.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:55 PM
worry not. you didn't raise your voice.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 3:55 PM
You do not need to comfort me. I understand when I have misstepped.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 3:55 PM
no, really.
3:56 PM
you haven't raised your voice at all.
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xande you want some cheez-its i found in the cupboard
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 3:56 PM
Voice... All...
3:57 PM
Al... Voice...
3:57 PM
Is she talking about your voice...?
3:57 PM
Cheez-its...
3:59 PM
What's a Cheez-its...
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Cheese Crackers
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 4:01 PM
You have been embarrassed.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 ???: 1d5 (2) Total: 2
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DreamilyDrifting 12/9/2022 4:02 PM
A kitchen tile shifts just out of place below Pluto. Not enough to do anything.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 4:02 PM
...
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 4:03 PM
I w-want... you... Cheez-its...
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 4:03 PM
Are you okay?
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 4:03 PM
B-better than ever...
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 4:03 PM
that's good
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DreamilyDrifting 12/9/2022 4:04 PM
Al: Look in the mirror.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 4:04 PM
You feel a distinct urge to look at the mirror.
4:04 PM
But at the same time... you can't avert your gaze...
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 4:05 PM
what's that mirror for?
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/9/2022 4:05 PM
Mine. So he can see he has a reflection.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/9/2022 4:05 PM
Yeah... yeah...
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/9/2022 4:05 PM
You pick up the mirror.
4:06 PM
You show it to Alexandre.
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potatoisgood 12/11/2022 1:22 AM
(what Alexandre sees? discover in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z
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// @potatoisgood its time
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DreamilyDrifting 12/11/2022 1:40 PM
It's just a regular reflection.
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ok
1:44 PM
Pluto leaves.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/11/2022 4:19 PM
Holy shit
4:19 PM
I'm NOT A VAMPIRE!!!
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 4:19 PM
i said that a thousand times
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DreamilyDrifting 12/11/2022 4:19 PM
Al: Then why did all that stuff happen before?
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/11/2022 4:20 PM
Because you were under some sort of curse!
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AL: Consider that you may be a special type of vampire.
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Al Schaffer
Because you were under some sort of curse!
DreamilyDrifting 12/11/2022 4:21 PM
// AL YOU'RE TOO SMART
4:21 PM
Al: You're a sometimes-pire!
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/11/2022 4:22 PM
Pffft. That's fake. Sometimes-pires are inventions by the masses to sell vampire teeth.
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AL: What if you are fake? Wouldn’t that mean you could be a Sometimes-pire? If they aren’t real, and you aren’t. It’s a possibility!
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/11/2022 4:24 PM
Woah man, cut out the existential crap. You're as real as they get!
4:24 PM
... as they get?
4:24 PM
As people get. You're as real as people get.
4:27 PM
Hey, goth girl?
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 4:27 PM
what?
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/11/2022 4:27 PM
Do sometimes-pires exist?
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 4:27 PM
no.
4:27 PM
where did you even get that shit from
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/11/2022 4:28 PM
Many people on this meteor seem to be quite delusional.
4:28 PM
It's charming at first... And then quite concerning.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 4:28 PM
my thoughts exactly
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/11/2022 4:28 PM
Thankfully you seem rather level headed!
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 4:29 PM
aw, thanks. you too
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/11/2022 4:29 PM
Wait I forgot to ask your name
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 4:29 PM
mine?
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/11/2022 4:32 PM
Yeah...
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 4:32 PM
it's maria.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/11/2022 4:32 PM
M-Maria...? As in, Ma-rree-a?
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 4:32 PM
yep.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/11/2022 4:32 PM
Oh that's... that's cool...
4:32 PM
I'm gonna... uh. Go to the living room. See ya later.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 4:32 PM
bye xande
4:32 PM
he's so silly.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/11/2022 4:33 PM
Quite.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 4:33 PM
it's quite endearing, i'll say.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/11/2022 4:34 PM
Well, it's less endearing when their delusions cause a child to threaten you with a chainsaw.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 4:34 PM
touche.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/11/2022 4:34 PM
Not that I feel threatened by it - it's just very annoying.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 4:35 PM
why does anyone here allow that kid to have a chainsaw anyway?
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/11/2022 4:35 PM
That's what I'm asking!
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 4:37 PM
if she continues to just walk around with it, she's definitely gonna harm someone accidentally if she doesn't harm herself with it first
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C឵lyde BOT 12/11/2022 4:38 PM
hey pals!
4:39 PM
who's gonna harm someone?
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 4:39 PM
oh that little kid with the chainsaw
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C឵lyde BOT 12/11/2022 4:39 PM
Pluto! Yes!
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 6:09 PM
yeah, pluto. i was saying that she will probably end up seriously harming someone with that chainsaw
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Metal grating sfx
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 6:19 PM
totes crazy stuff.
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C឵lyde BOT 12/11/2022 6:37 PM
she seems mentally deranged!
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/11/2022 6:49 PM
eh, i wouldn't go as far as say that she's mentally deranged. i did weird stuff for attention when i was a kid too (edited)
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:07 AM
It's just a child. I wouldn't expect it to know better. Not yet, at least.
10:07 AM
...I'm sorry, did I say 'it'? My goodness, what a mistake. I meant she.
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Hey
10:24 AM
I'm In High School
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:26 AM
Good for you.
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and i can WIELD A CHAINSAW IF I WANT.
10:27 AM
seriously harming someone is the WHOOOOOLE POINT.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:27 AM
Tell me, how many people have you "seriously harmed" so far?
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with this chainsaw specifically? none.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:28 AM
Wow, what a surprise!
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i've only had it for a day.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:28 AM
Hie. Hie.
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Why do you laugh like a Gnome
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:29 AM
Well, if you're so eager to hurt somebody, why don't you do it? Isn't somebody here a vampire? Or a zombie? Or what, a Boogeyman?
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boogeymen aren't real
10:29 AM
that's a campfire story
10:29 AM
but there's a vampire down the hall
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:29 AM
Oh, so Boogeymen aren't real but vampires are?
10:30 AM
Likely.
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Yes
10:30 AM
there is a person down the hall who sucked the blood of someone.
10:30 AM
also, i remember burying that same person.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:30 AM
Your wild imagination is endearing, honestly.
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// lucile gritting their teeth when they find out pluto was right
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DreamilyDrifting 12/14/2022 10:31 AM
// TRUE
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and I'M the zombie here.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:32 AM
You give a strained look.
10:32 AM
"Okay."
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i died and i came back!
10:32 AM
Pluto seems very proud.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:33 AM
Oh, I see. You don't mean it in the literal fantasy sense, do you.
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uh duh of course not?? this is the REAL WORLD. GROW UP.
10:33 AM
i got hit by a car and now i'm MORE ALIVE THAN EVEEEEEER.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:33 AM
Watch your tone, child.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/14/2022 10:34 AM
// lucile gritting their teeth when they find out pluto was right
@demeter!! - jump boo bitch /void
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i wasn't lying about the vampire either
10:34 AM
i have pictures of her corpse
10:34 AM
not of the bloodsucking because i wasn't there BUT I HAVE PICTURES OF THE CORPSE.
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:38 AM
I'm sure you do.
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Pluto pulls out her phone. She shows Lucile a gruesome body.
10:39 AM
Blood sucked out. A knife wound cut upwards through half of a body.
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// wait wait
10:39 AM
// can lucile look at the body, roll their eyes and be like "ok...? don't care"
10:39 AM
// but then they walk into the hall and see alice right there
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// erm alice left
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// shut up hades let me have this
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:40 AM
...What, is this from some video game? You can't expect me to believe that's real.
10:41 AM
A movie?
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it's real!
10:41 AM
i buried the corpse
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:41 AM
Doubtful.
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okay well i didn't the brain ghost in me did
10:41 AM
but the brainghost is gone now she's in your brother's Last Hope
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:42 AM
Ah, that's even more believable. Forgive my dou-
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// pluto really not helping her case
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demeter!!
// shut up hades let me have this
// LET ME HAVE ZETA THEN!!
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:42 AM
What did you just say?
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your brother's Last Hope
10:42 AM
i think his name was Flint Turing
10:42 AM
that's what the brainghost told me
10:42 AM
your brother thought flint KILLED his last hope but it turned out flint WAS his last hope
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:43 AM
...Tch.
10:43 AM
You have no business knowing about any of this.
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nuh uhhhh
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:44 AM
...Do you know where my brother went? (edited)
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potatoisgood 12/14/2022 10:47 AM
(you can't just say perchance
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Pluto points up.
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potatoisgood
(you can't just say perchance
DreamilyDrifting 12/14/2022 10:47 AM
STFU
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potatoisgood 12/14/2022 10:48 AM
(sorry! it's my favorite image of all time
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:51 AM
Ah. Yes, I knew that.
10:51 AM
Nevermind.
10:52 AM
Lucile exits.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d5 (2) Total: 2
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Lucile Arch BOT 12/14/2022 10:52 AM
infirma impetum
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DreamilyDrifting 12/14/2022 10:52 AM
Pluto is flicked on the nose.
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// wait
10:56 AM
// okay never mind
10:56 AM
// that's low enough that i won't pull out the Tyler Secret...
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 2:14 PM
You kick flip into the kitchen.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 2:51 PM
You shove your face into the fridge and drink whatever water is inside of it.
2:56 PM
Can someone beat my consciousness out of my body
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if you say so
3:01 PM
Pluto raises a metal bat.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 3:02 PM
Do it quick
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C឵lyde BOT 12/14/2022 3:09 PM
violence!
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Clarice B. BOT 12/14/2022 3:24 PM
You pass by the kitchen. Once you see Pluto with a metal bat raised over Al, you leave the kitchen.
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ok i value your life too much to have it be metal
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C឵lyde BOT 12/14/2022 3:26 PM
excuse me
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She switches to a wooden bat.
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C឵lyde BOT 12/14/2022 3:26 PM
we shouldn't be hitting each other with bats
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He asked me to.
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C឵lyde BOT 12/14/2022 3:27 PM
still, do not
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 3:27 PM
Please do
3:27 PM
I beg you
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BONK.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 3:30 PM
You fall unconscious.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 3:34 PM
Walking into this situation.
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C឵lyde BOT 12/14/2022 3:36 PM
you grab the bat and snap it in half
3:36 PM
you go back to sitting down
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Maria Silvana
Walking into this situation.
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HEY FUCK YOU
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 3:36 PM
why did you beat him up
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Order 2 Jetpacks.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 3:41 PM
order two jetpacks???
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C឵lyde BOT 12/14/2022 3:41 PM
ordering TWO JETPACKS
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heh. Works Every Time...
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C឵lyde BOT 12/14/2022 3:42 PM
JETPACKS ordered
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 3:42 PM
but why would you beat up xande
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he said to beat his consciousness out of his body
3:43 PM
should i hit him again
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 3:43 PM
i think his consciousness is already out of his body, so no
3:46 PM
A small, but sinister smirk forms in your face.
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anyway i think he wants to date you
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 3:49 PM
i have noticed that. (edited)
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don't
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 3:50 PM
it's rather cute.
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DreamilyDrifting 12/14/2022 3:50 PM
// do NOT tell me maria is secretly fucked up
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i think you should not date him
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DreamilyDrifting 12/14/2022 3:50 PM
// so many fucked up women...
3:50 PM
// it's glorious honestly
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DreamilyDrifting
// do NOT tell me maria is secretly fucked up
// MF HER CLASSPECT IS HAND OF FEAR
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 3:50 PM
why shouldn't i?
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DreamilyDrifting 12/14/2022 3:50 PM
// OH
3:51 PM
// FUCK YOURE RIGHT
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i know a guy who is VERY OBVIOUSLY into him and would probably be really sad if you got with Alexandre
3:51 PM
and he makes a really good soup that he probably wouldn't share with either of you anymore
3:51 PM
so you'd really be missing out
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 3:52 PM
ha.
3:53 PM
that's sad, but i don't see how if affects me.
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listen it's such a good soup that even though that guy hit me with a car i completely forgive him
😭 1
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 3:53 PM
i don't need soup.
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you will Really Be Missing Out
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 3:54 PM
why are you trying to convince me to not date xande so hard?
3:54 PM
are you afraid of something?
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no i'm just trying to help out my friend
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Pluto
listen it's such a good soup that even though that guy hit me with a car i completely forgive him
// completely skipping over this
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potatoisgood 12/14/2022 3:57 PM
(she doesn't ask questions anymore
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 3:57 PM
ha. ha.
3:57 PM
sure thing, kid.
3:57 PM
but i can't promise i won't date xande.
3:58 PM
who knows where the whims of fate may lead us, anyway?
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potatoisgood
(she doesn't ask questions anymore
// no like out of character too
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Wow what completely noncryptic normal words that definitely don't make you sound stupid
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C឵lyde BOT 12/14/2022 4:00 PM
shipment arrival time: One Hour, and Two Minutes.
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Thank You Clyde
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C឵lyde BOT 12/14/2022 4:00 PM
at your service!
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 4:00 PM
damn kid, did something happen to your voice?
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It's like a whole story bro
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 4:02 PM
curious.
4:02 PM
i'd be up to hear it, but i've got to do something else at the moment.
4:02 PM
i'll see you later.
4:02 PM
You give Alexandre a last look before leaving the kitchen.
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Clarice B. BOT 12/14/2022 4:03 PM
You return to the kitchen. Once you see Al on the floor, you almost leave the kitchen, but you still gotta eat something.
4:04 PM
Why did you beat up Al?
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Pluto pauses.
4:04 PM
Uh I don't know hold on
4:04 PM
She looks in a cabinet and then looks back toward Clarice.
4:04 PM
AH YES.
4:05 PM
he wanted me to beat his consciousness out of his body
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Clarice B. BOT 12/14/2022 4:05 PM
O-oh
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i only hit him once though his consciousness might still be in there
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Clarice B. BOT 12/14/2022 4:05 PM
That's...
4:05 PM
You are slightly freaked out both by the sudden voice change and the fact that she actually be- What
4:06 PM
I-I think he's probably already unconscious...
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:08 PM
You wake up.
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GET BACK OUTTA THERE
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Clarice B. BOT 12/14/2022 4:08 PM
Oh nevermind you can hit him again
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Pluto raises her bat again.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:09 PM
Wait wait wait!
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aww
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:09 PM
Jeez, Pluto...
4:09 PM
Anyway, what happened while I was out?
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nothing
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:10 PM
Awesome!
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your goth girlfriend came in here though
4:10 PM
complained a lot
4:10 PM
very ominous
4:10 PM
really annoying
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:11 PM
Hey, no need to speak about her like that!
4:11 PM
Don't you know insulting others behind their backs is rude?
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oh okay hold on
4:15 PM
Pluto peeks her head into the living room, yells something, then comes back.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:15 PM
What did you say?
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that
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:15 PM
Oh okay, that's better
4:21 PM
But why is she ominous?
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she was being weiiiird
4:22 PM
not in a cool way just in a Boring way
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:22 PM
Weird with four Is?
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no, six
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:22 PM
Damn!
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no, NINE
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:22 PM
Wait that's too much!
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you're right that's straying into cool territory. still six Is
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:23 PM
But how is she weird?
4:23 PM
I mean okay, goth people are a little bit weird
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GOTH PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:24 PM
Ehhhhh...
4:24 PM
Okay goth people are weird. I wouldn't say weird with two Is or above, but like... weird with one I.
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she was especially weird
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:25 PM
How?
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sounded like a theatre kid. A GOTH THEATRE KID.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:25 PM
Haha that's cool
4:25 PM
What's a theatre kid?
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it's like if i was stupid and dumb
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:27 PM
You aren't?
4:27 PM
Pssh, just kidding
4:27 PM
And what makes theatre kids so special? We're all stupid and dumb at the end of the day, aren't we?
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You aren't?
@Al Schaffer (@potatoisgood) - jump > Pluto dives out the window.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:30 PM
Oh okay
4:31 PM
I guess not everyone can handle the fact that we're all stupid and dumb.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 4:47 PM
hey, have any of yo- where's that kid
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:47 PM
Threw herself out the window.
4:47 PM
You point to the window.
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 4:50 PM
tch.
4:50 PM
well, have you seen the "vampire"?
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 4:50 PM
Not really!
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Maria Silvana BOT 12/14/2022 5:11 PM
alright. see you later.
5:11 PM
As you walk away, you turn back to Alexandre and blow a kiss.
5:12 PM
You then leave with a smirk.
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potatoisgood 12/14/2022 5:15 PM
Alexander is incinerated!
5:15 PM
Metaphorically.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/14/2022 5:20 PM
You throw yourself out of the window.
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Alice Montoya BOT 12/14/2022 6:30 PM
Alice looks at the proceeding events with a look of deep disgust.
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Clarice B. BOT 12/14/2022 7:11 PM
... well that umm... happened...
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// clarice: well THAT just happened...
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potatoisgood 12/14/2022 7:13 PM
(honestly one of the fucking funniest things about her is that she just disappears sometimes because i forget about her
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 12:55 PM
You are drinking water.
12:55 PM
You are also being watched.
12:56 PM
You turn around to see...
12:56 PM
Oh it's just Clarice.
12:57 PM
Hey Clarice!
12:57 PM
Whatcha looking for?
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Clarice B. BOT 12/19/2022 12:57 PM
Alexander.
12:57 PM
You're a good guy, but I recommend you split apart from that witch before she corrupts your soul with her lust.
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 12:57 PM
What
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Clarice B. BOT 12/19/2022 12:57 PM
You heard me!
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Al Schaffer BOT 12/19/2022 12:57 PM
... okay...
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Keysei Kakzash BOT 12/19/2022 8:16 PM
you've been cooking and preparing the fish for a solid minute
8:22 PM
you put the fish in the oven and enter the living room
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