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big fuckin meteor / computer-room
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 5:58 PM
you have been sitting here with Ufallo, explaining most of the stuff he forgot.
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/13/2022 5:58 PM
you have been listening, but extremely confused
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 6:00 PM
you see, we used to be friends. Like I've said many times before.
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fade to black for lore reasons..
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/13/2022 7:35 PM
In the computer room, you set the siesmograph down next to an old CRT monitor hooked up to an ancient iMac system. You make sure the wires look tangled and natural enough, then snap a photo. You make sure the flash is on.
7:36 PM
After that, it's easy enough to scrub it of whatever metadata you could pull.
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 8:04 PM
hello human!
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/13/2022 8:04 PM
ahoy not-human
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 8:31 PM
we are slugs
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/13/2022 8:37 PM
we’re monkeys
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 8:46 PM
my tests determine you are related more to primates, not just monkeys
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/13/2022 9:18 PM
my tests found that people say monkeys more often despite its inaccuracy
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 10:29 PM
fair enough. Humans are an interesting species
10:29 PM
theoretically flawed in most parts though.
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/13/2022 10:40 PM
yeah, nothing lacks room for improvement
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 11:06 PM
are you into biology, human?
11:06 PM
oh boy.... Here we gooo...
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/13/2022 11:06 PM
I don't know much. I'm nowhere near an expert on living things
11:07 PM
I focus more on the artificial
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Dismus Utropp
oh boy.... Here we gooo...
Wicked Wain of the West 11/13/2022 11:07 PM
(here we goo hehe
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 11:08 PM
artificial? Explain young lady!
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/13/2022 11:09 PM
I make dolls
11:09 PM
puppets, toys, clothes, whatever
11:09 PM
and I help people make fake photos on the internet
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 11:37 PM
that's cool
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/13/2022 11:38 PM
do you have hobbies or are you too advanced for them
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 11:39 PM
we? Advanced? We aren't really advanced.
11:39 PM
we lived around the same style of life as you humans, but different cultures.
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/13/2022 11:40 PM
wow. so what did you do?
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 11:41 PM
back on my planet I was really into music. It sucked that I was blind for the longest time!
11:41 PM
he was blind... Until I came along......
11:41 PM
I'm a .. parasite inside of him... I give him.. eyesight ...
11:41 PM
in exchange for him to live off my body!
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:41 PM
>Walk into the computer room.
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/13/2022 11:42 PM
cool. I'm not the biggest listener of music but that's a cooler life story than my own
11:42 PM
also welcome to the conversation human number 2
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/13/2022 11:42 PM
you look at the human who just walked in
11:43 PM
you wave
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:44 PM
>Wave back.
11:44 PM
>Pause.
11:46 PM
"Damn, did I walk into a sci-fi convention?"
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/13/2022 11:48 PM
you walked into a room with a slug and some computers
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 11:50 PM
we are aliens
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:50 PM
"Well then."
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 11:50 PM
you wave
11:50 PM
do you want me to probe you ....
11:51 PM
and run tests on you human....
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:51 PM
"Hey man, I don't roll that way."
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DreamilyDrifting 11/13/2022 11:51 PM
(( what the fuck did I walk back in on
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 11:51 PM
maybe eat your flesh as wellll
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DreamilyDrifting 11/13/2022 11:51 PM
Dismus: Ask the human for gay butt sex.
Rhys 。.゚+ pinned a message to this channel. 11/13/2022 11:51 PM
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:51 PM
"I'm not a homosexual."
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 11:52 PM
you stand up and start limping towards the human
11:52 PM
I'm a zombie alien....
11:52 PM
I'm gonna eat you.. im hungry for your brain...
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:52 PM
"Well good luck, cuz I'm a complete dumbass."
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Grim Tomson
"I'm not a homosexual."
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:53 PM
"Real shit though, try anything funny, I'm gonna kick your ass."
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 11:53 PM
he's not falling for the joke!
11:53 PM
boring....
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:54 PM
>density
11:54 PM
:D
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 11:54 PM
you put your hand out to the human
Names Dismus! And my other friend over there is Ufallo!
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/13/2022 11:54 PM
wuu (hello!)
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/13/2022 11:55 PM
"Hello, Dismus and Uffalo."
11:55 PM
"I'm Grim, but my real name is Gene Tomson."
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/13/2022 11:57 PM
hello grim!
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/14/2022 12:00 AM
"Anyways, what's going on?"
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/14/2022 12:02 AM
i was.. ehm. I was just talking to my friend over here, until this young lady walked in.
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/14/2022 12:03 AM
You wave.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/14/2022 12:05 AM
"Hello there."
12:05 AM
>Wave to Cece.
12:06 AM
"Who may you be?"
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Cece Vaughan BOT 11/14/2022 12:25 AM
I'm Cecelia, nice to meet you
12:26 AM
interesting to see another person with dyed hair, you would think that with the number of young people here the number would be higher than it is
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/14/2022 12:41 AM
>Chuckle. "Yeah."
12:42 AM
"I like your style."
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/14/2022 4:00 PM
>ae
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Dismus Utropp BOT 11/14/2022 4:01 PM
I'm going to go to the living room, nice meeting you humans.
4:01 PM
you get up, and leave
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/14/2022 4:01 PM
>Wave.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/14/2022 4:40 PM
>Run over to the living room.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/14/2022 7:48 PM
>Back here.
7:48 PM
>...are there any available computers?
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/14/2022 7:49 PM
its a computer room and nobody else is here
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/14/2022 7:51 PM
>Good.
7:51 PM
>...so it's just me.
7:51 PM
>
7:51 PM
>hehehe...
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ectoMycologist 11/14/2022 7:51 PM
Claim one of the several computers.
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((HE'S NOT GONNA MASTURBATE
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// HUH?
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/14/2022 7:51 PM
>Claim one of the computers.
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// no one was asking
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/14/2022 7:52 PM
>Anyways, you go onto a very special site...
7:52 PM
>Coolmathgames.com. :)
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Flo
((HE'S NOT GONNA MASTURBATE
DAMN IT
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aloe bama
DAMN IT
(("DAMN IT"
7:55 PM
((is that what u wanted
7:55 PM
((huh
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/14/2022 7:56 PM
>Anyways, Duck Life.
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play duck life 4 you fucking normie
(edited)
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/14/2022 7:56 PM
>No, 3 is better.
7:56 PM
>And cooler.
7:57 PM
>Accidentally create the ultimate life form duck.
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((this is supposed to be a duck i promise
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Wicked Wain of the West 11/14/2022 8:04 PM
(kars...
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((SHOOSH ITS TOTALLY NOT KARS ITS THE ULTIMATE DUCK SHOOSH /j
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/14/2022 8:24 PM
>Some meddling in the computer room later...
8:24 PM
>"Dansa med oss, klappa era händer Gör som vi gör, ta några steg åt vänster Lyssna och lär, missa inte chansen Nu är vi här med caramelldansen!"
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/15/2022 12:54 PM
Alice walks in here.
12:54 PM
What the hell are you doing here?
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/15/2022 1:14 PM
>Out cold.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/15/2022 1:15 PM
Alice kicks Grim's body.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/15/2022 1:16 PM
Grim: Die from the impact.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/15/2022 1:26 PM
>Wake up.
1:26 PM
"Hey, stop that!"
1:26 PM
>BITE HER LEG.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/15/2022 1:29 PM
I kicked you once.
1:29 PM
Alice is unimpressed.
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DreamilyDrifting 11/15/2022 1:29 PM
Alice: Die from the impact.
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/15/2022 1:30 PM
The third impact hasn't happened yet!
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with a slight thud, the room expands
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/15/2022 1:33 PM
Did you do that?
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/15/2022 1:33 PM
"What the?"
1:34 PM
"No, I don't think biting your leg made that happen."
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/15/2022 1:34 PM
Separately.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/15/2022 1:34 PM
"Still no."
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Deceitful Trafficker BOT 11/15/2022 1:34 PM
a little feller walks in
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/15/2022 1:35 PM
Who's this whimsical fellow?
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Deceitful Trafficker BOT 11/15/2022 1:35 PM
you look for a way to sell drugs to these "humans"
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/15/2022 1:35 PM
"Whuh?"
1:35 PM
>Get up and leave.
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Deceitful Trafficker BOT 11/15/2022 1:35 PM
you look up "where doo u sel drugs on eartdh"
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/15/2022 1:36 PM
"I've been on the internet for too long."
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Alice Montoya BOT 11/15/2022 1:36 PM
Heh heh heh.
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Grim Tomson BOT 11/15/2022 1:36 PM
>Exit the room.
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Alice Montoya
Who's this whimsical fellow?
// so funny
2:52 PM
// i like imagining alice is just inigo
2:52 PM
// makes 100% of her dialogue funnier
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Professor Diamantstein BOT 11/16/2022 8:03 PM
>Arrive here.
8:03 PM
"I should be safe in here..." >Note everything down here.
8:04 PM
>Leave and go to the alchemy room.
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Alex Flash BOT 11/17/2022 12:07 PM
You've dragged yourself to the computer room, where you've been holed up for the past day or so.
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>there are no more computers
12:10 PM
>alexs foot is infected
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Computers are technically robots, have you thought about that?
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Alex Flash BOT 11/17/2022 12:12 PM
Your foot is crudely bandaged up, not enough for any meaningful healing, but at least it won't bleed out or get infected or anything.
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Alex Flash BOT 11/17/2022 12:25 PM
> Computers are technically robots, have you thought about that?
@Imaginary - jump computers aren’t sentient machines of death, unlike robots.
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/17/2022 12:25 PM
You peek in here, looking for the exit.
12:25 PM
HELLO? Do you know where the fuck I can get out of this place?
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/17/2022 12:27 PM
Oh, you're the guy scared of robots. Did you get your foot healed up yet?
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Alex Flash BOT 11/17/2022 12:27 PM
“who the fuck are you two”
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/17/2022 12:28 PM
I'm Sophia Montoya, younger sister of Alice Montoya!
12:28 PM
Idk who this bitch is next to me
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/17/2022 12:30 PM
Careful who you're calling a bitch, skank. My name is not the business of some homeless mental case squatting in this dumb rock.
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/17/2022 12:31 PM
Nice story
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Alex Flash BOT 11/17/2022 12:32 PM
“wow fuck you too”
12:32 PM
“anyways the exit should be to the right of this room, but I was crawled here half-conscious so idk”
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Katie Thompson BOT 11/17/2022 12:33 PM
Great.
You leave.
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/17/2022 12:33 PM
Should I look for medical attention
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Alex Flash BOT 11/17/2022 4:25 PM
naw I’m good
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/17/2022 4:25 PM
you fly in, the washer and dryer are in here
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/17/2022 4:28 PM
Uh okay
4:29 PM
Oh hi slug guy!!
4:29 PM
Do you think this guy here needs medical attention???
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/17/2022 4:30 PM
(probably, yes)
4:30 PM
you put the laundry into the washer
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/17/2022 4:59 PM
I didn't know slugs did the laundry!!!!
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/17/2022 4:59 PM
(I've done the laundry for flint for 4 or more years)
4:59 PM
(he thinks he's the cleanest man on the planet)
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/17/2022 4:59 PM
Woah.....
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/17/2022 5:00 PM
Mich enters.
5:00 PM
uhhh quick warning some shits going down outside
5:00 PM
feds are storming the place i think?
5:00 PM
i dunno there was a dead kid and there are helicopters now
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/17/2022 5:01 PM
(are we not allowed to leave)
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Alex Flash BOT 11/17/2022 5:01 PM
“SHIT”
5:01 PM
“AGENTS OF THE MACHINE”
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Mich Cathaway (Til Death) BOT 11/17/2022 5:01 PM
i dunno
5:01 PM
i took one look at the corpse on the ground, threw up, and left
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Ufallo Ballah BOT 11/17/2022 5:02 PM
you bolt outside
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/17/2022 5:19 PM
i dunno there was a dead kid and there are helicopters now
@Mich Cathaway (Til Death) (@OmnipresentMicroorganism) - jump Oh no!!!!! that's scary :(((((
5:20 PM
Doesn't one of you have some kind of flamethrower?
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Alex Flash BOT 11/17/2022 5:21 PM
“yeah but it got FUCKING ate”
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Sophia Montoya BOT 11/17/2022 5:22 PM
There are machines down here that can make more, I think!!
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