Til Death: Reanimated

Beep beep beep. Receiving Communication...

2 HOURS ON THE DOT! BE THERE OR BE FUCKIN SQUARE! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA (edited)

Click....

Here, pirates are already hard at work breaking open the doors.

HEH HEH HEH! How goes the work, crew?

The captain surrenders.

"We expect the controls to be cracked into in around half a day, captain!"

Damn. Make it quick, I personally don't think the UN likes waiting.

VIBHAAVARI 'VIBRAHARP' VIBHAVARI

2 HOURS ON THE DOT! BE THERE OR BE FUCKIN SQUARE! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA (edited)

// HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS

// holy shit you did??

10:24 PM

// i thought this was a sealed room wtf

// @demeter!!?

// snzzzzzzzzz

Tick tick tick.

3:57 PM

"Code-cracking at 50%! Halfway to the ship's manual controls!"

The captain decides not to mention the manual override button that the pirates seem to not notice.

Hah ha! We're making good headway here folks.

A sickening CRUNCH was heard from outside.

5:45 PM

(this is as the thing in #deck happened

"Probably the snipers." "Anyway, full control has been established! Thanks to pushing this button at the last second that is."

8:23 PM

"Full course! Yeah. Damn this ship is slow."

You make your way up to the controls.

Lots of guards up here...

"Hey! What're you doing here?" "Are you the guy they sent to fix the controls" "The controls don't NEEED fixin'! Don't fix what ain't broke!!"

“hey, I got your engine working again.”

"Yeah? And?"

8:41 PM

"Guys, at this rate the CONTROLS might freeze over!"

8:41 PM

"Get your butts over here!!"

8:41 PM

The pirates hurry to the control board.

huh

You are led.

"Kill them all for me, 003."

They're busy.

hey, wait-

With a blur, the pirates are snuffed.

9:19 PM

Filled with vines.

9:20 PM

Their bodies, bloated but intact. Vines tear out from every orifice.

// alex is so disturbed from this he immediately goes back to huffing propane fumes and being high

Esther pats 003's head.

9:23 PM

"Good job."

You are "so happy".

9:28 PM

You cannot contain your "joy".

(003 is the single most relatable character i swear

9:30 PM

(i know this is a serious quote but oh my god i love that

After every single pirate here was murdered, the ship's course and controls were taken over.

2:21 PM

They're almost at the island.

A beautiful temple of jade adorned with bits of red is visible.

2:22 PM

(those who know what i mean by the red:

2:22 PM

(SELENIUM!!!! WOOOOO RED DEATH DUST!!!

2:24 PM

There's a tower at the top with a frog.

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2:25 PM

Under the tower is a sort of building that looks like it leads inside of the temple as well.

(edited)

Clementine taps at the controls frantically.

Vibraharp walks up here.

9:41 PM

Man you are horrible at controlling ships

CLEMENTINE: Hey! Better than you, dickhoh christ I surrender sorry

Snrk. Anyway. You see what's happening out there?

9:42 PM

I want you to point weapons on it.

CLEMENTINE: Uh, this ship doesn't have weapons.

9:43 PM

CLEMENTINE: And that green haired lady destroyed all the handheld ones.

Fuck. I confused this with the old one.

9:43 PM

Uh. Let's just watch this shit go down, eh?

CLEMENTINE: Promise you won't kill me?

Why would I? I personally didn't want to kill any kids. Haha.

9:45 PM

Seriously, where are the fucking adults here...

CLEMENTINE: All the adults are busy doing normal shit. The government assigned Thea all the college student troops because they knew she'd kill us all anyway.

I assume normal shit is putting out all of the supernatural fires.

9:47 PM

Damn.

So, what’s even the deal with Cruise Ship food?

CLEMENTINE: What, the buffet stuff?

1:51 PM

CLEMENTINE: It's pretty regular. Got some different stuff.

1:51 PM

CLEMENTINE: Saying stuff a lot. Hahahahaha.

Yeah, who provides the catering

CLEMENTINE: All the... now dead soldiers.

RIP

1:53 PM

Sorry about… killing your friends. And helping all those other guys kill your friends.

CLEMENTINE: Yeah, fuck you.

Well it was allll esther so can you even blame me

Esther only killed the pirates...

1:54 PM

CLEMENTINE: Who the fuck is Esther?

That chick that left an hour ago? Did you even see her leave

CLEMENTINE: I've been a little busy, oh, fending for my life.

Amazing stuff

CLEMENTINE: Shit, is that the captain?

Well. You know what to do now, don’t you?

CLEMENTINE: What?

2:44 PM

CLEMENTINE: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to say her name if she's dead. Don't remember why though.

2:44 PM

CLEMENTINE: It's like uhh... What is it, it's...

2:44 PM

CLEMENTINE: Oh right!

2:44 PM

CLEMENTINE: Thea Tian Coeus--

2:44 PM

Clementine explodes.

2:45 PM

// gone too soon

// OH FUCK

// LMAO

Vibraharp wipes her face.

2:46 PM

Fuckin’ grisly, that was. Gone too soon.

2:46 PM

She grips the controls.

2:46 PM

But hey. My ship now, eh?

The controls are jammed.

God fucking damnit looks like we have to codebreak allll over again

2:50 PM

Vibraharp wipes down the cabin first. Can’t have body parts getting in the way.

Oh, looks like the controls are actually completely destroyed!

Well crap. This is going to be hard to explain.

2:58 PM

How is ANYONE going to get home now??