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ectoMycologist 11/24/2022 6:42 PM
@demeter!! @DreamilyDrifting
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Amalga is tossed in here. The door is locked and sealed.
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NO!!! NO!!!!!!! I WILL NOT BE IMPRISONED AGAIN, NO!!!!!!!! (edited)
6:45 PM
You bang on the bars, clawing at them, pulling on them. You cannot muster anymore strength. A full powered blast like that took nearly all your energy.
6:45 PM
NO... NO....! N,, NO,,,,,
6:45 PM
You begin crying.
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Amalga feels a hand on their shoulder.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d20 (12) + 20 Total: 32
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DreamilyDrifting 11/24/2022 6:47 PM
Slav is incinerated!
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./SFUSIDFGDSJKGSDJ
6:47 PM
FR?
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DreamilyDrifting 11/24/2022 6:47 PM
HAHSXBWHGSJXGSHDHX
6:47 PM
NO
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ON GOD?
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DreamilyDrifting 11/24/2022 6:47 PM
FAKE. NOT REAL
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JUST LIKE THAT?
6:47 PM
if you say so...
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DreamilyDrifting 11/24/2022 6:47 PM
HAGSHDGAGSGXGZYSGSHWGS
6:47 PM
IM DYING
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!!!
You jump.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/24/2022 6:48 PM
hey
6:48 PM
An extremely bruised and beaten Slav faces Amalga.
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S, SLAV!!!
6:48 PM
Tacklehug.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/24/2022 6:52 PM
OW
6:52 PM
fuck my back hurts
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SORRY!!
6:53 PM
I THOUGHT, I THOUGHT THEY, HURT YOU,, I,,
6:53 PM
A SOLDIER,, I,,
6:53 PM
I HURT,, I,,
6:53 PM
You clasp your hand over your mouth as your rock back and forth on the ground.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/24/2022 6:54 PM
Slav hugs Amalga.
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...
7:00 PM
You lean into the hug, crying.
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A faint explosion can be heard from above.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/24/2022 8:12 PM
Slav looks up.
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You hear it loud and clear.
8:12 PM
AGH!
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After a moment, sparks of yellow electricity climbed down the bars of the CELL, causing the electronic locks to burn out.
8:19 PM
They are disabled for the time being.
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You hear the lock mechanisms fail. This sound is not unfamiliar to you - this sound rung through your ears every morning when you were in space.
8:20 PM
Sniffle.
8:20 PM
THE cELL DOOR
8:21 PM
IT'S UNLOcKED.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/24/2022 8:26 PM
yeah i don't think we should leave
8:26 PM
considering that there's like a zillion soldiers out there
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I cOULD...
You stop yourself. You think about the soldier you... The soldier,, the soldier you,,
8:27 PM
I,, I
8:27 PM
You fall silent.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/24/2022 8:28 PM
what happened?
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THE,, THE SOLDIER,,,
8:28 PM
MY EYES,
8:29 PM
I cOULDN'T cONTROL IT,,
8:29 PM
THEY,, THEY'RE,,, GONE,
8:29 PM
You hide your head in shame, shrinking into yourself.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/24/2022 8:48 PM
... oh.
8:48 PM
Slav hugs Amalga again.
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IMSORRY
8:52 PM
IM,,IMSORRY,, IM SORRY,
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/24/2022 8:53 PM
it's okay
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/25/2022 12:35 PM
Slav, after having comforted Amalga the whole night, wakes up.
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The cell door swings open.
12:35 PM
"Free to go," a soldier says with disgust in his voice.
12:35 PM
// @DreamilyDrifting
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...!
12:37 PM
You scramble out of the cell, stationing yourself by the exit.
12:37 PM
SLAV!
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/25/2022 12:38 PM
Slav can barely move!
12:38 PM
can you uh
12:38 PM
help me up
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You run back inside the cell, easily picking Slav up.
12:38 PM
And you carry him to the deck.
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A soldier spits in Amalga's direction as they run off.
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d20 (12) + 20 Total: 32
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DreamilyDrifting 11/25/2022 12:44 PM
The soldier is incinerated!
12:44 PM
VOID
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@DreamilyDrifting 🎲 Result: 1d20 (12) + 20 Total: 32
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DreamilyDrifting 11/25/2022 12:44 PM
HAHAHSGSHAHAHAHAHAGA
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The pirate moves to shove Jared in here.
9:25 AM
He then stops, looks around, and takes off the hat that's been over his face and obscuring it.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 9:25 AM
christ where the hell have you guys been
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 9:26 AM
HOLY SHIT
9:26 AM
Bro, what the hell???
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// typing fast because class just started i gotta go in like five aeconds
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 9:26 AM
i did the only logical thing and got a disguise
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 9:26 AM
Nice one, dude!
9:26 AM
You extend your fist for a hearty BUNP.
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// im out here unsupervised
9:30 AM
// i can do ANYTHING
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 9:30 AM
i've got a few others in my sylladex
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A few pirates from inside the brig rattle the cages.
9:30 AM
"Hey! Hey! Help us out, he trapped us in here!"
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 9:30 AM
shut up
9:31 AM
Slav uncaptchalogues another pirate outfit and hands it to Jared.
9:36 AM
you gonna put it on or
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 9:36 AM
Like, right now? You're watching me bro!
9:37 AM
Unless you wanna see some sweet Jared rump, I suggest you turn around man...
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 9:37 AM
OH MY GOD YOU PUT IT OVER
9:37 AM
DUH
9:37 AM
what, do you think i'm naked or some shit under this pirate outfit
9:37 AM
that's gross i don't want clothes someone else wore touching me and shit
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 9:38 AM
...Bro I'm NOT doing that that's gonna be uncomfortable as hell
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 9:38 AM
well. okay technically all of my clothes have belonged to other people at some point but like i got to wash them first
9:38 AM
...Bro I'm NOT doing that that's gonna be uncomfortable as hell
@Jared Jackson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump it literally won't
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 9:38 AM
I got comfort needs man. And wearing clothes over clothes SUCKS!
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 9:39 AM
even if i turn around there's still like four other guys in here
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"Hey we'll turn around. We're not creeps. You guys are teenagers."
The pirates agree in unison that looking would be gross.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 9:39 AM
Well they can turn around too unless they wanna get a show ; y
9:40 AM
THANK YOU. See, the pirates get it. Why can't you be more like these pirates that attacked us Slav??
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 9:41 AM
were i 15 years old i'd be calling you homophobic slurs right now
9:41 AM
Slav turns around.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 9:41 AM
You change.
9:41 AM
God DAMN I look sexy as a pirate
9:41 AM
(Though obviously I always look sexy ;Y)
9:42 AM
Alright Slavvy what the hell are we doing
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 9:44 AM
Slav hates this new nickname but decides it's better than eyepatch.
9:44 AM
He's still embarrassed from Jared changing right behind him, though.
9:44 AM
isn't it obvious
9:44 AM
we're taking down this ship from the inside
9:44 AM
not literally destroying it obviously because we'd fucking drown but
9:44 AM
y'know kicking off all the pirates
9:45 AM
flint killed the archer it was kinda fuckin scary but according to my sources (me listening to things) the reaper and the sorcerer are still on the loose
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// does he know
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 9:46 AM
The what and what now
9:46 AM
What kinda damn pirates are these?
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 9:47 AM
the elite assassins of the United Nations
9:48 AM
sent to kill flint and thea
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 9:49 AM
...Why does the UN... Have assassins...
9:49 AM
Okay, nevermind.
9:50 AM
Why don't we just get flint to teleport us all to the temple and let the UN guys kill Thea? Or, try killing her?
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 9:50 AM
we already killed thea several times and flint can't teleport that far
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/29/2022 9:50 AM
Jared & Slav: get the feeling flint is busy with someone anyway
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 9:51 AM
Nope, not thinking about it!
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 9:51 AM
Slav don't caare
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 9:52 AM
Okay. What am I supposed to do though, I ain't got any good weapons!
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slav gets shot 18277 times
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/29/2022 9:52 AM
(VOID)
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 9:52 AM
I've just got these two awful freakin bats. They are absolutely batshit insane.
9:53 AM
...I actually don't even know where SBAHJ went. I lost it after the pirates first stormed the deck.
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???
slav gets shot 18277 times
// w... what
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Rhys 。.゚+ 11/29/2022 9:55 AM
(voided it it's a joke
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 9:56 AM
did you not even take the one i made you
9:56 AM
Slav hands Jared the CRESCENT-SHAPED CLUB.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 9:56 AM
Oh yeah, this thing.
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Slavko I. Ranovic
flint killed the archer it was kinda fuckin scary but according to my sources (me listening to things) the reaper and the sorcerer are still on the loose
ectoMycologist 11/29/2022 9:57 AM
(( > he fucking crushed her like a trash compactor and chucked the remains off the side (( id IMAGINE that'd have scarred a few people
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 9:57 AM
...Shit, why do I feel like I should be using my shitty ass bullshit bats though.
9:57 AM
They're like my babies...
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 9:58 AM
you will fucking die
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 10:02 AM
I dunno. I'm just gonna go with it!
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DreamilyDrifting 11/29/2022 10:02 AM
Suddenly...! Cracks form in the wall behind Jared!
10:02 AM
The cracked portion shatters open, SWEET BAT AND HELLA JARED flying through!
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 10:03 AM
You spin around from the noise and are flung to the ground from the force of SBAHJ.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 10:04 AM
if you actually use those i'll kill you
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 10:05 AM
That's what you're concerned about????
10:05 AM
Bro. The wall just BROKE!
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DreamilyDrifting 11/29/2022 10:05 AM
The wall is fine.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 10:08 AM
no it didn't
10:08 AM
wait it fucking didn't HOW
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 10:08 AM
......
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 10:09 AM
that's gotta be a one in a million chance
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 10:10 AM
...I guess?
10:10 AM
You get up, and put away the SBAHJ.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 10:14 AM
let's go
10:14 AM
Slav puts the hat on.
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Jared: Is Slav kinda...
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 10:15 AM
Damn, you also look good as a pirate... Not as good as yours truly though!
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 10:15 AM
Metal scraping sfx
10:15 AM
what.
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 10:15 AM
I said you look good.
10:16 AM
You want me to say you look bad or somethin?
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 10:23 AM
literally no one has ever said that before excuse me if i'm caught a little off guard
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 10:30 AM
Damn...
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 10:49 AM
anyway let's go
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Jared Jackson BOT 11/29/2022 11:15 AM
You got it boss.
You salute.
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Slavko I. Ranovic BOT 11/29/2022 11:55 AM
Slav and Jared go off looking for the Reaper.
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