A group of CONSORTS welcome the two in. They come up to about FLINT's chest in height. Rather tall for consorts.

The bonfire in the center glows a deep red. There's a bronze plate with an odd 6-armed spiral pattern etched into it hanging over the bonfire.

Pots of food are put on a circular table surrounding the bonfire. The fire appears to also be cooking some other foods, namely a HUGE boar-like creature.

To put it short: The absolute aroma of this place is heavenly.

you sit down and take a swig from some cucumber cola. They seem to be throwing a party, and you are all up for that

Isaac: TWERK

You sit on a stump beside ISAAC.

A consort in a sash gets on a large stump in front of everyone and bangs what looks to be a rusty cowbell.

Most of the applaud, the rest howl. Flint and Isaac are given accessories, such as bracelets, necklaces, and the like.

you put on the accessories you were given, you feel warmth in your soul

Flint in particular is given a black shroud with that same symbol on the bronze decoration above the fire pit.

You put your hand on the head of one of them. It's tail wags

The necklace and bracelets you've been given are comprised of JADE and RUBY.

The ones with metal have BRONZE and even some GOLD in them

The crowd cheers.

you grin, you are getting this feeling again.

A few Jackals pass out bowls, saving a larger bowl for Flint.

You sit and wait for everyone else to get food and turn to isaac}

i dont know how many times ive said i love these guys but oh my god i love these guys so much i would die for them

you look at isaac a bit concerned, he seems off, but, happy.

you eat up as well

You stand up to finally go get some BEEF STEW, a chunk off of the large BOAR THING, and a couple slices of CORNBREAD.

Your eye is caught by bottles of.. something.

Some of them are marked with 3 dots. You knowing cartoons, this likely means ALCOHOL.

It smells of. APPLES! It's apple cider.

you finish your food. You continue to think and smile

You wolf down your food. (No pun intended)

Flint: Keep an eye on your drink. Someone may try to replace the fluid inside.

You've kept the lid on until now.

You pop the cork.

You chug it. GULP

THUD

OUT LIKE A LIGHT!!

Whatever that was, it was strong enough to put you right to sleep.

you take a swit of what he had

DEAD.

out cold

You've been driving for a while, and the road abruptly ends before leading into a forested area. You can hear some type of bustling gathering just beyond the trees.

What the hell's going on here?

You approach the trees and... What. The hell. Is THIS??? Some kind of... Backwater trash village jamboree? There's huge disgusting rodents running around and screeching.

You and several other JACKALS have been moving the LORD and his accomplice into a hut. You signal to gently lay the lord down to greet the newcomer.

You walk up to her.

You lower your eyebrows, and mumble a mantra under your breath to be able to speak to her calmly.

He and his accomplice seem to have come under the effects of our CIDER, and we're moving them to one of our huts so they may rest.

I'm hearing a lot of words but I'm, unsurprisingly, not understanding fucking any of them! The fuck do you mean "Lord of Space" or "Terrestrial Celebration"?

Cool, you roofied them, whatever. I don't care. Do you know where the fuck the Arby's that USED to be here is? Or the road? Or fucking anything that was here before it apparently turned into a giant pile of garbage in the shape of a village?

You sound agitated.

You're sleeptalking.

you start to nibble on the knocked out man, to wake him up

you wake up

You see the man waking up.

WELL, can you like. Get rid of it.

you stand up and clean yourself off, as the albino jackal stands by your side

tha audacity of this bitch

You walk over to the man.

you sit down, as the albino jackal hands you a piece of meat. You nibble on it

You've just woken up.

God shes in makeup to where it's not even cute or hot. barbie doll ass mf

you continue to eat the meat you were given

You're still adorned with the jewelry and the SPACE SHROUD.

He's got a point. About why you came here, not Arby's. Arby's is the fucking best.

You aren't really all that hungry, to be truthful.

you continue to eat

begone from my sight arby's fucking sucks anyway why did you come here

he lives in a big ass meteor

he lives in a big ass meteor

you take a swig from cucumber cola

god you remind me of the type to suck their science teacher off for a grade fix

You give a cold stare to 'Flint'. What a piece of work.

can I live in one to piss off flint

why would you need that many mansions I live in one massive meteor with an atrium and several rooms I haven't even explored

Why DO you need that many mansions?

You finally stand up. You're quite tall actually.

AND it's fully customizable so I can ADD rooms

This intrigues you, but you don't care to express that.

you stand up, standing at a night of 5'11.

You've been standing, but you are 6 feet tall, even.

you snap in his eyes

you turn away from Katie, and kneel down to the albino jackal

you point towards the black jackal sitting next to the Lord of space. But you point at the Prince of ice, about another quest

You're just listening. Which is rare. You haven't stumbled upon anything this interesting since... Ever.

you sit down as the albino jackal sits on your lap. You just pet it.

You clap, and take something from your INVENTORY. A BULB BOTTLE full of an unknown liquid. You chuck it in the fire as it turns green.

It's so pretty. You can't help but stare.

A black hooded figure appears in the fire. it's eyes open, revealing spiral designs.

The connection between your browser, CALLIOPE and the MUSE, CALLIOPE is apparent.

The fire turns back to RED.

the albino jackal gives the prince of ice a sweater sloppily knitted with blues. And a cool symbol in the middle

you put it on

you are ignoring Katie

you pet the albino jackal

This agitates you greatly. Getting ignored is worse than any insult someone could hurl at you.

But you don't like showing anger. It makes you weak.

you dance around all cheerfully, you chime a bell in joy

You wait for some sort of angered response.

You're just kind of... Standing here.

Ugh! Whatever. These losers don't deserve your time.

you stand up, and start to sloppily dance with the albino jackal

You storm off. In the wrong direction. But you don't know that, of course.

you laugh purely out of joy

you dance some more as the jackal rings his little bell

you start to walk, but the albino jackal tugs on your leg

you jump with joy and hop on his shoulders, as you and him head home

You, with permission, captchalogue a bunch of the bottles and lead a group of CONSORTS back home.

There he is!

Clint Turner has arrived at a consort village.

They look around, noticing some jackals.

They walk up to one.

Soldiers: Find a hot pink Ferrari.

Are the keys left in?

Yep!

A few of the soldiers take it for a joyride.

Jerma: learn that some random guy just got 800 tier 3 subs. 800 that will never go towards absolving your debt.

You cannot learn that because you are too busy juggling!

Most DEBT is relieved due to the original economy absofuckinglutely crashing!

mfw jerma is an apocalypse profiteer