Til Death: Reanimated - roleplay-lore

OCTOBER 27TH, 2004

BREAKING NEWS: METEOR HITS LOCAL FOREST, APPEARS TO HAVE BUILDINGS AND ARCHITECTURE EMBEDDED WITHIN. Hello, I'm Chet Chetterson, here with KFND, and we're sorry to interrupt your listening with another meteor landing story, but this one's HUGE. On the America-Canada border, there's been a crash-landing of an especially large and eye-catching meteor in the middle of a forest, a little ways off of the International Peace Garden. It appears to have buildings and other oddities embedded within, but nobody can get around it, due to it's outer temperature being too hot to traverse. We'll be back with more news after Float On by Modest Mouse.

EXMMV YFOQEAXV OCTOBER 27TH, 2009

Police begin their search for BILL and JANE TURING, after scaling the AMERICANADIAN METEOR after they had scaled it and descaled it after seemingly leaving something inside. After searching the inside of it, no signs of anything being left there have been found.

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OCTOBER 27TH, 2022

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THE METEOR.

2:53 PM

2:54 PM

3:06 PM

--END OF METEORMAN UPLOAD.--

6:12 PM

What has just been shown to you is a sequence of events from an unlisted YOUTUBE upload, uploaded to the account, which appears to be documenting strange occurances with the Americanadian Meteor.

6:13 PM

The Meteor has been subject to much theorization and conspiracy, those brave enough connecting the Meteor to the Lunar Light phenomenon.

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METEOR MAN IS OUT AGAIN.

9:22 PM

HES GOT SOMETHING UP THERE WITH HIM. I CANT SEE IT WELL FROM HERE.

9:23 PM

I DONT KNOW WHAT HES DOING. HE LOOKS UPSET.

THE SUN IS GETTING BIGGER.

I HOPE IT WASNT HIM.

METEORMANMASSACRE: BEGIN.

9:44 PM

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ pokes you find music NAOOOWW

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@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ pokes you find music NAOOOWW

https://soundcloud.com/via-satellite/clockstopper?ref=clipboard&p=a&c=0&si=07c7d9b0f2814c0691bbfb6d2cadc8a9&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

The black hole has consumed most of earth, if not all of it.

The sky is dark, everywhere. Welcome to the eternal night.

@everyone in a far far away place, long long forgotten. An alien stares at a screen

1:08 AM

#the-cave-above-a-sinkhole

The snail, Keysei Kakzash has entered the medium.

@everyone #general-lorae

on today's subject, due to the events of the apocalypse, the world has fallen into despair. Gangs of bandits have been forming, while corporations like Skaianet, Brumbles, and other have begun capitalizing on the apocalypse. My name is Bartholomew Denverato, here with you on Channel 15 news, wishing you prosperity and safety in the apocalypse.

CLCK

@everyone

@everyone DECEMBER 3RD, 2006

A new breed of leafless "tree" has been discovered in a new genus, the CUSTOS ALBUS. Most of the researchers have any idea as to what they are, and they're not even sure if they're trees. They release a frequency that can be heard, but has caused researchers to feel their bodies vibrate as they approach. A team of 8 7 6 researchers went to collect samples. Some died of raptured lungs within weeks of taking branches off the trees.

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4:34 PM

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gonna be straight with yall sun is basically just turned into a helium and hydrogen ring around earth. the "black hole" is deconstructing the star and making it NOT a star anymore. @here

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8:08 PM

its only visible at certain times and creates a weird line of light in the sky

8:08 PM

its creating a false night/day cycle, illuminating only a section of the earth at a time like the old sun used to do

8:08 PM

it rotates around earth like a gyroscope ring

STUFF ADDED INTO SBURB IN THE MOST RECENT RELEASE (the one flints playing)

REPAIR function (repairs damaged and otherwise broken structures)
EXTRANEOUS PARAPHERNALIA (sburb machines not integral to the main gameplay
QUEST LOG (keeps track of quests)

1:47 PM

ill add to it as i think of things

SEPTEMBER #, 2022

BREAKING NEWS: GRAVEYARDS ALL OVER THE SOUTHERN COAST ARE GOING EMPTY! POLICE ARE STILL TRYING TO FIND THE CULPRIT. Hello, I'm Grass Greenerson, here with your daily Box News report. While the end of the world as we know it seems to be going on around us, causing mass chaos and disorder, smaller, though more alarming news seems to be happening from the southern coasts of the United States. Along the coasts, local graveyards are all going entirely empty--with evidence of recently dug holes and witnesses citing mass amounts of limping, disheveled people digging graves and tombstones up and taking away the bodies. Who are these people, and why are they digging up graves? Find out more, after these ads.

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@here

Everyone who's apart of the meteor-crew hears their phones, televisions, and/or computers in their modus and pockets buzz and go off. A message plays loudly. Somebody's hacked your systems.

GREETINGS INFERIORS. I AM ZE GREAT DOKTOR MARIBELLO!

She is a lanky figure shrouded in the darkness in her camera. The only light is behind her, casting her eccentric silhouette in pose.

I AM ZE VON WHO SHALL KILL ZE FLINT TORING! ZE METEOR MAN, ENDER OF VORLD! I HAVE AMASSED A GREAT ARMY! AND I WILL MEET YOU ALL AT YOUR METEOR TO BRING YOU YOUR NEXT MESSAGE! YOU HAVEN'T MUCH TIME NOW, EVERYVONE...!

She snickers, and then chuckles, and her then laugh grows into an insane cackle as she throws her head back. Her spiraled glasses shine in the light of her monitor.

HHEHHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHEAHHEHHAEAEAEEHAHEAHEAHAHAHEHEAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHEHAHEAAAAH!!!!!!!!! AHEM. HAVE A NICE DAY.

End of transmission.

9:10 PM

(i apologizes)

@here Hello?... Can you hear me?... I don't mean to alarm you all... But I've noticed an incline of... Objects moving... I have been feeling a presence of invisible creatures here in fujji.. you know... I'm very worried that... Our-Our-OuR-- Can you all keep a secret? I think there is something inside my house. And I think it wants me gone--

A creature appears behind the man in the video. The man is torn to shreds.

The video later goes viral on many shock sites, 7chan, and meowiter

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"humiliation. A disgrace." Said god, shunning the angel, frozen in the cold, sinful powers of hell itself. "You may become an angel once more, for as long as you subcome to your frostbitten fate. Then thy shall put you on trial, a trial that decides you're ascension." God says, with an iron fist. "Yes father. I will do as you please." Said the fallen angel.

NOVEMBER 22ND, YEAR 1. (nearly a week before NOW in rp)

TWITCH STREAMER Jerma985 reached #consort-village, doing more of a VLOG-TYPE stream, attempting to make light of the situation. He is one of the few people to catch the forming of the LUX RING on video.

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The fact that this was gonna be this universes version of jerma that I scrapped and was better to leave as a gag is insane

jerma is real.

9:38 AM

The INTERNET functions as normal, but without most international copyright laws. It has regressed to a similar state to what it was in the 2000s, with piracy running rampant and no rules as to how you can communicate.

9:40 AM

bugfix: november 29th changed to november 22nd.

"foolish, foolish prince" the room was filled, pouring with sand. "You are not what I imagined from such a warrior of ice." The being of violence draws it's two blades, and points it at the Prince. "You sadden me. I'll make your death quick and easy."

@everyone

CHANNEL 8 NEWS

"Welcome to channel 8 news folks, with amazing news of a fabled man! Everyone, meet the Meteor-Man himself! Clint Turning!" The news lady points to a man that looks eerily like flint. Clint: "well hello! It's been a while on that meteor, and I felt like I should formally introduce myself! I'm the meteor man that is all over the internet, and all over the news!" He waves Clint: " I am glad to have dropped down on this planet, hah, I'm so glad to meet you all." Clint: "now, I must get back to my meteor, which is now fully open to visitors! Remember, the meteor man loves you all!!" He sits up, and walks off screen "and there you have it! That is the meteor man himself!! Ehm.. now, onto the weather.."

A strange, otherworldly ship blasts off from Derse, and directly to the planet below. Its trajectory, matching with directly where Derse stands above in orbit related to Earth, directs where the infamous American-Canadian border meteor.

The ship lands #outside of the meteor.

"Chet Chetterson here!"

The news channel sprung to life out of nowhere.

"Back with .. less than great news, the oceans appear to be heating up significantly. Like other events on this new earth, we, unfortunately, have no idea what the cause is." (edited)