you've made it past my threshold, and i welcome you in
the lord is my one true guest, but i assume hes brought friends.
the paths in front of you fork into 3
the one ahead is for the lord's eyes only.
Hello?
I know you're all there.
Nobody gonna speak up?
Ha. Wow.
You all really came here for me huh?
Don't answer that. Rhetorical.
Great.
So I guess I'm supposed to play the fucking piano, huh?
Fun. That's ironic.
Hey, shut up.
Hah.
I bet this is super awkward for you guys, huh?
Listening to this bitch on stage
Saying shit you probably already know
Shut up.
Man, you guys just can't stop talking, huh?
Ha.
You know I bet some of you think you've had it worse than me
And you know? You're probably right
I killed a girl. Or, Thea made me. Hi Thea. I know you're there. Can't see you, but I feel you.
Her sister's here too. The girl I killed, I mean.
Her sister's here too. The girl I killed, I mean.
Spent way too much time crying over that bitch. You know, maybe it was just a little comment. A snide remark. Whatever. She deserved it. Lol.
Maybe I'm the bitch. Maybe I was an asshole for starting a knife fight with some random girl because I got my ass kicked out of the meteor.
Who knows, right?
By the way, thanks for that, Marigold.
You know, it's kind of your fault Alice is dead. Funny!
And I gotta give a shout-out to my main man Tyler too. You're a murderer too. Yeah, yeah, I'm telling your business.
You know he just kills people for his company? Ain't that fucked up.
But whatever. I'm a killer too. I guess it doesn't matter, right?
Shut it, space boy. I'll get to it.
You like that laser gun thingy by the way? I know you took it.
Don't really understand how I know that but like, I do.
Sweet.
So... What's next on the list of annoyances?
Gah, how could I forget. That little shit Alain.
Sorry not sorry. You are kind of a little shit, yeah? You get me.
I kinda understand what you did now. Something with my soul?
That's messed up. You used your god powers on me because I was like, annoying you?
Imagine if I stabbed you because YOU'RE annoying. Imagine me just slicing you open and spilling your guts.
You like imagining that?
Thiiiiink about it.
Oh, I was being MEEEAAAAAN.
So that means you rip my fucking soul out, right?
Lol.
Cry me a fucking river.
but wouldnt itt be like fuckig funny hah aah h
Lol. Change for the better? That's rich. Like me. You know I'm rich, right?
this ims uhh.h. sleepy btw.slofh
haiii
I'm being ironic, by the way. I don't really care about money anymore.
Or anything
Ohhhh, it's Phoebe!
Sweet little Pheebs.
Man. Man, I really fucked it up. Really screwed the pooch on this one, folks.
Ha ha. I'll get to you in a second, my dear sweet grandshit.
Phoebe.
Phoebe Phoebe Phoebe.
You're like, the only good person here.
It won't last.
It never does.
So!
Todd.
Oh boy. Again with the blame game. I'm not your grandma, dumbass!
Ugh. You're giving me a headache.
Sorry, girl.
Wow, shut up for a second.
Man. You are like. Just like me.
You won't admit it, but we're super similar, yeah?
Mmm. Would I call you grandma boy then?
Well, no, that's not right is it? You had one. She just hated you. I mean, I can see why.
...?
What?
No, don't "that's right" me, idiot. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I...
You're a boy. You're. Fuck, that's not...
You're a boy. You're. Fuck, that's not...
AIN'T THAT FUCKING IRONIC.
Fuck, you're all so fucking annoying.
This guy gets it.
What's your excuse, Slavvy? You pulled a gun on me because you thought I was annoying, or something.
What's your excuse, Slavvy? You pulled a gun on me because you thought I was annoying, or something.
What kind of name is Todd? You couldn't have picked a better one?
Its Katherine.
...
It's funny how all your friends fucking hate you.
Whatever. You don't care, right? I can tell.
He doesn't. I can feel it.
Oh, that's funny. So you guys are okay with him just about killing some random alien for no reason?
Yeah, I know about that. Don't know how, but I do.
The grey one?
Marigold. Alain. You're comfortable with your friend nearly murdering an innocent martian?
Whatever. Doesn't change my point.
Silence.
Oh, you shouldn't be thanking me.
I know I can't really get an edge in just jabbing at you verbally.
But I can do this!
You feel that, guy?
Haaaaah. I know you feel that too, Alain. Like that?
Just... A little... FURTHER!
Wow, doesn't feel good, does it?
Okay, I'll stop.
You done having a tantrum there?
How embarrassing for you.
Bet he pissed himself too.
You two wanna be friends with a pissy baby like that? Yikes.
Moving on.
Truly. Each and every one of you. You've made my life hell.
Anyone wanna speak up? Spout some more bullshit?
I've spent way too much time with you disgusting fucks. Too much time seething with rage. Too much time crying like a little bitch.
Boo hoo! I killed a girl! A girl I didn't even know!
Get a load of this crybaby, right?
I don't care about that bitch. I shouldn't have cared about her.
I was probably just faking it to make myself feel better about being a piece of shit.
And then I lost my best friend.
Because he's a fucking murderer.
What a hypocrite, right? Get mad at HIM when I JUST killed somebody a week ago!
Lol.
You still feeling good about that one Thea?
You took that poor little girl's sister!
Go on, Sophia. I know you have something to say to her.
:)
Go on, Sophia. I know you have something to say to her.
Oh, you don't care, do you?
That's funny. Alain did some soul shit to you, huh?
You saw what I did to Todd, right?
Maybe something can be arranged for you. I think your dear old sister would appreciate a little passion out of you, huh?
PAY ATTENTION, TURING.
:)
KATIE: best fr--
KATIE: best friends?
TYLER: Yeah!
TYLER: It basically means youre inseparable
TYLER: Nothing can tear you apart
KATIE: wow. like-like-like i'd want to be stuck with you.
TYLER: Meanie.
KATIE: . . .
KATIE: so how ex-exactly do you become best friends with someone?
TYLER: . . .
TYLER: Well you make a pinkie promise!
(MR. BARUA): (Tyler, where are you?)
TYLER: Uh...
KATIE: what's a pinkie-pinkie promise?
> Tyler holds up his left pinky.
TYLER: You hold up your pinky like this.
> Katie mimics him.
TYLER: And then you lock pinkies,
> Tyler's pinky wraps around Katie's.
TYLER: Like this.
KATIE: what--
KATIE: ahem.
KATIE: what next?
TYLER: Then you promise whatever. Like uhh...
(MRS. THOMPSON): (Katie, come out here right now.)
KATIE: . . .
TYLER: ... Like, I promise to always forgive you.
TYLER: Even though you said my pocket monsters looked dumb and you hit me.
TYLER: And I promise to never hit you.
KATIE: wow. what if i'm beating you--you, you up, huh?
TYLER: Never ever ever. Not in a million years.
TYLER: My dad says I'm a gentleman like that.
TYLER: Now you promise something.
KATIE: . . . i um...
(MR. THOMPSON): (Katie, where *are* you?)
KATIE: ... i promise to never betray-betray you.
KATIE: to always be your friend
TYLER: BEST friend?
KATIE: BEST friend.
TYLER: Best friends FOREVER?
KATIE: best friends FOREVER.
> Tyler squeezes Katie's pinky.
TYLER: And so it is done! Forever promise!
> Katie's father moves aside the leaves of the plant. He's found them.
> Katie and Tyler are by the exit of the building, getting a stern talking to, before their parents launch into an argument.
TYLER: Do you go to Burntwood Elementary?
KATIE: yeah.
TYLER: Who's your teacher?
KATIE: mizz rag-raggsindale.
TYLER: I'm the next class over!
TYLER: Do you want to have lunch tomorrow?
KATIE: . . .
KATIE: sure.
TYLER: Awesome.
> Tyler extends his hand for a handshake. Katie takes it warily. Tyler smiles, and Katie can't help but smile too. They walk away from each other, waving as they get into their respective cars.
> Every single day after that, they ate lunch together.
KATIE: best fr--
KATIE: best friends?
TYLER: Yeah!
TYLER: It basically means youre inseparable
TYLER: Nothing can tear you apart
KATIE: wow. like-like-like i'd want to be stuck with you.
TYLER: Meanie.
KATIE: . . .
KATIE: so how ex-exactly do you become best friends with someone?
TYLER: . . .
TYLER: Well you make a pinkie promise!
(MR. BARUA): (Tyler, where are you?)
TYLER: Uh...
KATIE: what's a pinkie-pinkie promise?
> Tyler holds up his left pinky.
TYLER: You hold up your pinky like this.
> Katie mimics him.
TYLER: And then you lock pinkies,
> Tyler's pinky wraps around Katie's.
TYLER: Like this.
KATIE: what--
KATIE: ahem.
KATIE: what next?
TYLER: Then you promise whatever. Like uhh...
(MRS. THOMPSON): (Katie, come out here right now.)
KATIE: . . .
TYLER: ... Like, I promise to always forgive you.
TYLER: Even though you said my pocket monsters looked dumb and you hit me.
TYLER: And I promise to never hit you.
KATIE: wow. what if i'm beating you--you, you up, huh?
TYLER: Never ever ever. Not in a million years.
TYLER: My dad says I'm a gentleman like that.
TYLER: Now you promise something.
KATIE: . . . i um...
(MR. THOMPSON): (Katie, where *are* you?)
KATIE: ... i promise to never betray-betray you.
KATIE: to always be your friend
TYLER: BEST friend?
KATIE: BEST friend.
TYLER: Best friends FOREVER?
KATIE: best friends FOREVER.
> Tyler squeezes Katie's pinky.
TYLER: And so it is done! Forever promise!
> Katie's father moves aside the leaves of the plant. He's found them.
> Katie and Tyler are by the exit of the building, getting a stern talking to, before their parents launch into an argument.
TYLER: Do you go to Burntwood Elementary?
KATIE: yeah.
TYLER: Who's your teacher?
KATIE: mizz rag-raggsindale.
TYLER: I'm the next class over!
TYLER: Do you want to have lunch tomorrow?
KATIE: . . .
KATIE: sure.
TYLER: Awesome.
> Tyler extends his hand for a handshake. Katie takes it warily. Tyler smiles, and Katie can't help but smile too. They walk away from each other, waving as they get into their respective cars.
> Every single day after that, they ate lunch together.
KATIE: best fr--
KATIE: best friends?
TYLER: Yeah!
TYLER: It basically means youre inseparable
TYLER: Nothing can tear you apart
KATIE: wow. like-like-like i'd want to be stuck with you.
TYLER: Meanie.
KATIE: . . .
KATIE: so how ex-exactly do you become best friends with someone?
TYLER: . . .
TYLER: Well you make a pinkie promise!
(MR. BARUA): (Tyler, where are you?)
TYLER: Uh...
KATIE: what's a pinkie-pinkie promise?
> Tyler holds up his left pinky.
TYLER: You hold up your pinky like this.
> Katie mimics him.
TYLER: And then you lock pinkies,
> Tyler's pinky wraps around Katie's.
TYLER: Like this.
KATIE: what--
KATIE: ahem.
KATIE: what next?
TYLER: Then you promise whatever. Like uhh...
(MRS. THOMPSON): (Katie, come out here right now.)
KATIE: . . .
TYLER: ... Like, I promise to always forgive you.
TYLER: Even though you said my pocket monsters looked dumb and you hit me.
TYLER: And I promise to never hit you.
KATIE: wow. what if i'm beating you--you, you up, huh?
TYLER: Never ever ever. Not in a million years.
TYLER: My dad says I'm a gentleman like that.
TYLER: Now you promise something.
KATIE: . . . i um...
(MR. THOMPSON): (Katie, where *are* you?)
KATIE: ... i promise to never betray-betray you.
KATIE: to always be your friend
TYLER: BEST friend?
KATIE: BEST friend.
TYLER: Best friends FOREVER?
KATIE: best friends FOREVER.
> Tyler squeezes Katie's pinky.
TYLER: And so it is done! Forever promise!
> Katie's father moves aside the leaves of the plant. He's found them.
> Katie and Tyler are by the exit of the building, getting a stern talking to, before their parents launch into an argument.
TYLER: Do you go to Burntwood Elementary?
KATIE: yeah.
TYLER: Who's your teacher?
KATIE: mizz rag-raggsindale.
TYLER: I'm the next class over!
TYLER: Do you want to have lunch tomorrow?
KATIE: . . .
KATIE: sure.
TYLER: Awesome.
> Tyler extends his hand for a handshake. Katie takes it warily. Tyler smiles, and Katie can't help but smile too. They walk away from each other, waving as they get into their respective cars.
> Every single day after that, they ate lunch together.
holy shit flint
flint do you know what that is
okay you know human ovaries
who the fuck is talking
wait there are twelve aspects
hahahaha have you all seen the nikocado avocado asshole leaks
the matriorb is basically how trolls are born
basically that's like. my mom
hahahaha have you all seen the nikocado avocado asshole leaks
basically that's like. my mom
hold on
im taking control
You aren't her.
She's gone though.
An old friend.
KATIE: best fr--
KATIE: best friends?
TYLER: Yeah!
TYLER: It basically means youre inseparable
TYLER: Nothing can tear you apart
KATIE: wow. like-like-like i'd want to be stuck with you.
TYLER: Meanie.
KATIE: . . .
KATIE: so how ex-exactly do you become best friends with someone?
TYLER: . . .
TYLER: Well you make a pinkie promise!
(MR. BARUA): (Tyler, where are you?)
TYLER: Uh...
KATIE: what's a pinkie-pinkie promise?
> Tyler holds up his left pinky.
TYLER: You hold up your pinky like this.
> Katie mimics him.
TYLER: And then you lock pinkies,
> Tyler's pinky wraps around Katie's.
TYLER: Like this.
KATIE: what--
KATIE: ahem.
KATIE: what next?
TYLER: Then you promise whatever. Like uhh...
(MRS. THOMPSON): (Katie, come out here right now.)
KATIE: . . .
TYLER: ... Like, I promise to always forgive you.
TYLER: Even though you said my pocket monsters looked dumb and you hit me.
TYLER: And I promise to never hit you.
KATIE: wow. what if i'm beating you--you, you up, huh?
TYLER: Never ever ever. Not in a million years.
TYLER: My dad says I'm a gentleman like that.
TYLER: Now you promise something.
KATIE: . . . i um...
(MR. THOMPSON): (Katie, where *are* you?)
KATIE: ... i promise to never betray-betray you.
KATIE: to always be your friend
TYLER: BEST friend?
KATIE: BEST friend.
TYLER: Best friends FOREVER?
KATIE: best friends FOREVER.
> Tyler squeezes Katie's pinky.
TYLER: And so it is done! Forever promise!
> Katie's father moves aside the leaves of the plant. He's found them.
> Katie and Tyler are by the exit of the building, getting a stern talking to, before their parents launch into an argument.
TYLER: Do you go to Burntwood Elementary?
KATIE: yeah.
TYLER: Who's your teacher?
KATIE: mizz rag-raggsindale.
TYLER: I'm the next class over!
TYLER: Do you want to have lunch tomorrow?
KATIE: . . .
KATIE: sure.
TYLER: Awesome.
> Tyler extends his hand for a handshake. Katie takes it warily. Tyler smiles, and Katie can't help but smile too. They walk away from each other, waving as they get into their respective cars.
> Every single day after that, they ate lunch together.
two
.. should i go in
:)
if you hear this recording, i’ve installed a minor ai into your arm, and it actually works in your universe. obviously since your arm is still outside of your grasp, this will help you use it to full efficiency. trust it will not interfere too much with anything outside of actual combat! over and out, and good luck in your own timeline!