Til Death: Reanimated

ectoMycologist 10/29/2022 10:31 AM

Hello, Flimp Turning. It is I....

how did you almost know my name?!?!

You see, I have a particular set of skills... Completely unrelated to how I know your name but skills nonetheless.

GUYS

Now, I will tell you what is going happen...

hey flint want lung cancer C:> hands flint a cigar pack (edited)

GRIM TOMSON IS REAL

6:16 PM

https://m.facebook.com/grim.tomson/

i already have lung cancer and gingivitis

I will build an animatronic. I will build it around you.

i dont get enough sunlight

(HES REEAL

This will, of course, expedite the entire process.

6:17 PM

Do you understand? Flunt?

NO...

YES, FLUNK. IT WILL HAPPEN. IN FACT, IT IS ALREADY HAPPENING.

wait holy shit a burrito

6:19 PM

I didn't eat lunch this is sick

6:19 PM

mncmchhjemnrnnnmddpfgghs

6:20 PM

this mff shit slaps mh

you vored me William baby,, it's so cozy

1

GOD

6:43 PM

THIS IS A HORRIBLE IMAGE

6:44 PM

BECAUSE ITS WELL EDITED

would flint scream "frosted golden apple scraps"?

probably. he tends to quote shit

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ pinned a message to this channel. 11/1/2022 6:47 PM

Todd from Til Death (texas edition)

texas death

ectoMycologist

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oh yeah these suck so bad

10:01 PM

its like 50g of sugar

tetrahedronHeap [TH] >
guys come to floor 412 jared and an alien are boxing

HSGDHSVDHXXVHX

ALEX would be more fitting but i thought jared fit situationally

10:15 AM

hed totally box a grey

10:15 AM

(like as in a stereotypical alien)

https://youtu.be/l2eXRjPVMS4

Aster

totoytot spupap

ectoMycologist

https://youtu.be/l2eXRjPVMS4

did u read this lol

4:55 PM

WAIT U DID

yes i did

Resisting urge to make "what the dog doin" joke in rp channel

aw hell naw saw dick dot ee ex ee gonna fuck sqon darts shit

(autism?)

6:26 PM

oh hell no fuckwit scaremans got the sketchers on

this is ufallo

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

Are you okay

apparently not

This is eerily really uncomfortable

8:54 PM

@ectoMycologist are all of this dudes vids weird

jebite srbi nikad nas vise necete osvojiti! azdaja knelax bosnian!

he save our country

throwback thuesday

no context

jarjar no im not a homko floies 2 the sun

https://twitter.com/fatfeet42/status/1592421626444120064?t=kPEIcF_ZbKhZuq60EtYiQg&s=19

Jude🍗 (@fatfeet42)

https://t.co/6G1q5GJOLZ

Likes

258

2:04 PM

@aloe bama

2:04 PM

https://twitter.com/mindfullyFucked/status/1592504994473078786?t=p8pr6VmI7ra0BrEzbjRwKg&s=19

dottus👑 (@mindfullyFucked)

@fatfeet42

DreamilyDrifting

https://twitter.com/fatfeet42/status/1592421626444120064?t=kPEIcF_ZbKhZuq60EtYiQg&s=19

HATE YOU

DreamilyDrifting

https://twitter.com/mindfullyFucked/status/1592504994473078786?t=p8pr6VmI7ra0BrEzbjRwKg&s=19

LOVE YOU

i love fatfeet42's tweet

HAHHAHA

HAAGSHZVSHSGHAVAVA

jared

HAHSHFGGVV

HAHAHAHA

9:06 PM

flint and amalga

HAH

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rlcdnkvc911zio3xb_720.mp4

The rot is my thing!

9:19 PM

Can you feel your skin wither? Do you feel your organs slowing function?

i think there are a few people here whose thing is rot

What.

9:21 PM

Okay I read that wrong

9:21 PM

I thought you meant like.

9:21 PM

People were. Into rotting

9:21 PM

ectoMycologist

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Nezz in #a-manor-in-the-fog

yo shoot i didnt realize that was a channel in this one

catposting

[nsfw text] flint (talking about masumi), thea, maud

SPOILER

outta my way gayboy I’m boutta get it

good boy.

post-Thea:

my identity has been stolen

made a small change to finger

Thea Tian Coeus

good boy.

i had a guy but now i dont (edited)

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

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correct response

2:34 PM

stop posting this though

2:34 PM

i hate it

I hate you

MY FRIEND CONFUSED ME WITH THEIR S/O I THINK ITS BECAUSE WE BOTH HAVE DAVE PFPS GEHEHEHE

LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wso6ue1bHY

Monteszenet

An Undeniable Racial Bias: White People; White People

w

12:00 PM

what

white people

ewwww

People who were born to Indonesian single moms in 1957.

you know who else was born to an indonesian single mom in 1957

flint and slav

walter white jesse pinkman

BWHAHAHAH

https://fxtwitter.com/elbertoman/status/1593699094903529472

evil anne be like: https://youtu.be/36lSzUMBJnc

teamfortress

Meet the Medic

til death

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qpy77eV6RI1vip4jx.mp4

8:47 PM

one of my all time favorite videos

MABEL NO

Wicked Wain of the West

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qpy77eV6RI1vip4jx.mp4

HAHAHA

maud

7:45 AM

bros got angelic voice for what reason

potatoisgood

maud

me irl I think

good 10 second period where i just spasmed and started like desperately dragging my hands down my face

4:09 PM

wtf I love biden now

https://youtu.be/u66rrBtqcSw

The Best TikToks Ever Made

“Bro is flabbergasted”

7:22 PM

hannah

(edited)

9:37 PM

NO WAY

https://sportsbrief.com/football/28400-fifa-president-gianni-infantino-open-north-korea-hosting-a-world-cup/

FIFA boss open to North Korea hosting World Cup to “unite the world...

Gianni Infantino is open to North Korea hosting a World Cup in the future as the Swiss-born football boss believes it could 'bring real change' to the world.

11:24 PM

now this would be an interesting world cup

WAIT THAT WAS UNIRONIC?

11:26 PM

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rgxmwdfhAj1z8cf6d.mp4

9:01 AM

https://youtu.be/V8KMVu2fAyc

All Power Scenes

America The Motion Picture 2021 Fight scene. Benedict Arnold vs Geo...

2:07 PM

holy fucking shit

2:07 PM

chainsaw man

alex

getting alex a fume hood for christmas

https://youtube.com/shorts/Mxzaa99QqYg

Spark's meme collection

Drink sparkling water and try not to burp

6:49 PM

mayd

6:49 PM

maud

6:49 PM

@aloe bama

AHAAHAAAHAHA

7:17 PM

TRUE

7:17 PM

HAHHAA

aloe bama

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isaac

who and who

second is amalga

YEAH

HSVDHSAGDGHSVSHS

Amalga canon voice

AMALGA: YBAGADABIGABEDABAGA

alex and amalga

10:23 PM

no wait

10:23 PM

uhh

10:23 PM

atlas

10:23 PM

yeah

10:23 PM

atlas and amalga

ectoMycologist

who and who

slav and amalga

10:30 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um_j09JGTl8

MiniGram V

Coughing Baby vs Hydrogen Bomb

10:30 PM

amalga and 002

10:30 PM

[loud]

HWDHSHSUXBAJHSHXBSHSBXBX

WHY DOES THE VOICE FIT KINDA

fit WHO

ectoMycologist

who and who

Tyler and amalga

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r2vyhwJWtY1zp3v7i.mp4

12:08 AM

literally did this

doja cat?

Wicked Wain of the West

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r2vyhwJWtY1zp3v7i.mp4

Maud

thea coeus...

12:10 AM

ummm...

12:11 AM

Asmr Girl?

WHAT

demeter!!

Asmr Girl?

Overflow girls

who

1:08 AM

@ectoMycologist @Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ @DreamilyDrifting @aloe bama @Wicked Wain of the West @SPOOKY CROW @hades @potatoisgood

you tellin me they are all smokin on the cruise ship???

which one you goin with

1:09 AM

personally im gonna gamble with anne, sophia, and nigel

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

me when i convince alex that he is a robot

shoots himself right there on the spot

YES

dream who are you going with

The family

Sergey could smoke a fat one fr fr

amalga smoking weed is coughing baby

The weed does jack shit to them

THIS SHIT SUcKS I DONT EVEN FEEL ANYTHING

demeter!!

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Change crows characters to "long time friends" and ufallos group to "chaotic gods"

whuh

It would be weird to call crows characters polycule

1:30 AM

Since Apollo and Mary are adults while Alain is probably still a kid

that got edited

1:31 AM

for that express purpose

Oh

9h

demeter!!

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i NEED to smoke with nigel

aloe bama

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

nahh fr

WHAT DO YOU cough cough MEAN YOU DONT HAVE BLACK HOLE MUNCHIES HERE?!?!???!??

Imaginary

me when i convince alex that he is a robot

YEAH

Meanwhile Mich just has his head in his hands trying to ignore the other two

his head moves like its a set of pngs added in post

isaac and flint (edited)

2:15 PM

ISAAC: hey flint sneezes like a girl! FLINT: and how about i POUND you like a boyThat didn't come out right.

thats slav and flint just now

just any of flints friends and flint

Yeah

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rlt6sjNclu1r5z507.mp4

weve done it we solved the trolley problem

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Isaac

al: holy shit sasa lele matthew: it's sale sale you fucking idiot clarice: 50% + 50% is 100% its all free

Sasa lele time

potatoisgood

al: holy shit sasa lele matthew: it's sale sale you fucking idiot clarice: 50% + 50% is 100% its all free

Flint: holy shit sasa lele Isaac: it's sale sale you fucking idiot Jared: I'm over here stroking my shit ma

12:00 AM

@DreamilyDrifting

GOD

George: I can help with that Jared!

12:01 AM

SCHLAM SCHLAM SCHLAM

https://vxtwitter.com/martinmherlihy/status/1374753372490719234 al, clarice, and matthew (the documentary is about matthew)

11:09 AM

clarice, matthew, al

SO TRUE (2x)

CLARICE: i'm just worried i'm gonna be in it MATTHEW: Oh, relax, dude, you're not a big part of my life.

11:18 AM

COMING UP NEXT: FRATRICIDE a clarice story

al sends this on the whatsapp friend group https://youtube.com/shorts/aCVLznpWS7s?feature=share

notive 2

Jerma wishes everybody all a Happy Thanksgiving

11:32 AM

except it's him instead of jerma

YEAHA

https://youtu.be/ckOb_ZpMryM

Lumpy Touch

Finger Gun

11:37 AM

@aloe bama

11:37 AM

holy shit

2

TRUE

8:02 PM

TRUE

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD

11:35 PM

gn chat

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxv6Rae245LFu3E5yav69keQj6bRvkKIk6

aloe bama

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Ronaldo would probably do that

that’s why he’s the real legend

can anyone confirm

ive been saying this

7:17 PM

hades and deme got SO mad at me for posting this in the gc

aloe bama

can anyone confirm

this is so true

7:19 PM

(i have never read or watched chainsaw man)

Wicked Wain of the West

hades and deme got SO mad at me for posting this in the gc

WE DID?

yeah

aloe bama

can anyone confirm

i showed deme this a while ago

7:44 PM

lets just say

Fuck You

we have history with droidekas

FUCK YOU

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

9:13 PM

@aloe bama

9:13 PM

sergey

HAHAHAHAHA

9:06 AM

flint, slav, jared, and isaac all high as fuck with a soundboard

9:09 AM

JARED: she strogan me off till i beef- FLINT, with a soundboard: [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

slav is "uhhh she stroganoff my beef til i... cum?"

HAHAHA

she no legs on my cow till im ground beef

YES

9:38 AM

shoop sends me both the worst and best images ever

whats happening

9:40 AM

i feel like black girls is the odd one out in this

what the fuck

What type of girls do you like? To be honest I like all women. Dark skin MMM MMM MMM!

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Fnf

i like my partners like i like my coffee i drink any kind of coffee

i like my partners like i like my coffee i don't touch them and they don't touch me

i like my partners like i like my coffee Is the punchline to this joke A) Hot B) Iced C) Lots of milk D) Sweet E) Tall Caramel Chocolate Mocha

DreamilyDrifting

What type of girls do you like? To be honest I like all women. Dark skin MMM MMM MMM!

Do you happen to like their big booties jiggling

imagining a lawyer sitting at their desk hands folded saying that

9:47 AM

like imagine saul goodman saying that

Wicked Wain of the West

i like my partners like i like my coffee Is the punchline to this joke A) Hot B) Iced C) Lots of milk D) Sweet E) Tall Caramel Chocolate Mocha

Sweet

9:50 AM

(like me you should give me a kiss

wrong answer youre getting blown up by landmines

9:51 AM

i like my partners like i like my coffee. burning my dick

9:51 AM

is this anything

youre a genius

:( no kiss from cass

you got a bomb instead. sorry!

Kills off Isaac

okay

BOWOMP

9:53 AM

:(

still cant get over this one time back in 6th grade some kid brought a kermit puppet and did the "i like my girls like i like my coffee" bit but the punchline was "black and full of cream"

Aster loves his girls like he loves his coffee

10:03 AM

Nezu full of crea

ectoMycologist

still cant get over this one time back in 6th grade some kid brought a kermit puppet and did the "i like my girls like i like my coffee" bit but the punchline was "black and full of cream"

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Nezu full of crea

that is NOT a type of coffee

i like my girls like i like my coffee. easy to consume

i like my partners like i like my candies a couple at a time

i like my women like i like my coffee. picked directly from a tree

i like my makeouts like a guy at the bar sloppy and inebriated

10:14 AM

that one was weak

yeah that was stupid

10:14 AM

get out

10:15 AM

i like my women like i like my school cafeteria giving me sloppy

10:16 AM

i like my women like i like my wild animals fast, angry, and rabid

10:16 AM

namely tha tlast one

10:17 AM

i like my partners like i like my fruits grapefruit

ectoMycologist pinned a message to this channel. 11/29/2022 10:18 AM

i like my girls like i like my beef strogan me off

10:19 AM

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

i like my partners like i like my s'mores hot and gooey

10:22 AM

uh

Raises hand

10:24 AM

do not do that i am almost 2 years older than you

No I'm literally gooey helpim dying cass

cool down in the fridge

Okij

https://twitter.com/XtraJewrestrial/status/1597263391185571841?s=20&t=0wD48GexX7yJI0pREiGaIg anne

Meg | Pommy ✨ (@XtraJewrestrial)

my ass did not fall asleep in the middle of a threesome

Likes

4996

Retweets

120

HAHAHAHAHAH

i like my partners like i like my _ ___ and ___ (edited)

i like my partners like i like my sburb rps fun and then dead two days later

2:47 PM

sorry

youre formatting it wrong

2:48 PM

using the template you can simplify it down

2:48 PM

sburb rps, fun, dead two days later

Wicked Wain of the West

i like my partners like i like my _ ___ and ___ (edited)

books, thick, long

she like my coffee til i burn my dick

[confused crowd murmurs]

WHAT

she drinking me till I burn the roof of her mouth

HAHAHA

4:02 PM

i got a really good one it's so bad

4:02 PM

i apologize in advance

Wicked Wain of the West

i like my partners like i like my _ ___ and ___ (edited)

dick, entirely removed from my body, full of estrogen

HORRID

4:02 PM

she my til I __

4:02 PM

DAMMIT

pets, hairy, collared

4:03 PM

i didnt mean that last one

she __ on my __ til i __ (edited)

mint, chocolate, chip

Wicked Wain of the West

pets, hairy, collared

Kay why ess

demeter!!

she __ on my __ til i __ (edited)

land, mine, explode

4:05 PM

mine, land, explode*

theres MINES here?!? omg

Wicked Wain of the West

i like my partners like i like my _ ___ and ___ (edited)

European Countries, 44 of them, primarily using feet

thats not right

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

wait I fucked it up

4:07 PM

sorry I’m studid

silly

4:08 PM

die

i have a really filthy awful one

Wicked Wain of the West

i like my partners like i like my _ ___ and ___ (edited)

characters, just like me, traumatized

@Wicked Wain of the West

if this is a 4 i post it: 1d4 (3) Total: 3

whew

@hades

Result: 1d4 (3) Total: 3

demeter!!

characters, just like me, traumatized

strange.

Avrae

@hades

Result: 1d4 (3) Total: 3

DAMNIT

Wicked Wain of the West

strange.

thea is her FOURTH character too traumatized to live

Wicked Wain of the West

i like my partners like i like my _ ___ and ___ (edited)

discord rpgs, surprisingly long, life-changing

Hha

4:10 PM

HAFHAD

blackthorn be like

you wish

4:10 PM

i hipe

4:10 PM

heop

4:10 PM

heip

4:10 PM

hope

heip

Help me

i think this is a call for help

Call????? Blackthorn reference????

i like my partners like i like my tumors, throbbing and close to the heart

4:11 PM

these just get worse and worse

Wicked Wain of the West

i like my partners like i like my _ ___ and ___ (edited)

mspfas, very exciting, last changed 6 six years ago

hold on a moment

me and my girl aged 30 both still feeling like we're 24

instead of saying anything else i can say you're describing power

4:12 PM

i interpereted last changed in a different way

what

girl you stink

HAHAHAHAHAH SHUT UP

Wicked Wain of the West

i like my partners like i like my _ ___ and ___ (edited)

projects, very interesting, instantly given up on

1

i like my partners like i like my clowns, with painted faces and big balloons

OH MY GOD

4:14 PM

SILENCE THYSELF

Wicked Wain of the West

i like my partners like i like my _ ___ and ___ (edited)

religion, spiteful, annoying

Wicked Wain of the West

i like my partners like i like my _ ___ and ___ (edited)

demiurges, egotistical, monstrous

she like my partners til i like my coffee

3

[ SOFT, PLEASANT CORRECT BEEP ]

i like my partners like i like my clowns, bouncing and cream pied

tweeting that. that ones gold

this one is like the same as the other clown one but worse

4:16 PM

by a large margin

4:17 PM

worse like morally

Wicked Wain of the West

i like my partners like i like my clowns, bouncing and cream pied

you're out of the courtyard

4:17 PM

we're turning it back into a quintet

4:17 PM

get OUT

yea i was gonna say feel free to block me forever

i forgive you if only for the gog agog icon

4:17 PM

but it's her worst face so ill have to kill you soon

i feel like what ive said about clowns has recontextualized it slightly

Yeah

i like my beef like i like my women, strogan me off

that ones a really good one

4:19 PM

clever inversion

I like my partners like I like my fog COMING

she encroaches on my fog til im coming

[Soft correct beep]

i like my hangouts like i like my clown cars, crowded and deeply sexual in nature

4:24 PM

i like my partners like i like my trucks, huge and jacked

3

4:24 PM

(i dont know anything about trucks)

4:26 PM

big fan of that emoji

i like my women like i like my kings. beheaded and having murdered gods

HUGE FAN

i like my women like i like my coffee. platonically, and just as friends

4:28 PM

sorry women.......

hm. interesting approach

4:29 PM

i like my men like i like my bicycles, sturdy and dependable

4:29 PM

and flexible

4:29 PM

and REALLYT REALLY FASST

4:29 PM

i like bikes a lot

same

i like my women like i like my rock bands. bad makeup and constantly screaming

I bike like an hour every day

i like my men like i like my bicycles. only except i don't know how to ride a bi

that goes hard

i like my women like i like my bicycles. easy to comprehend on a surface-level but hard to get good at understanding

i like my men like i like my prog rock: weird and long

i like my women like i like my video game ost. from ultrakill

i feel like what ive been saying implies a much larger focus on appearances than i actually have

demeter!!

i like my women like i like my video game ost. from ultrakill

i didnt know that game had girls in it

I like my partners how I like my victims they are in the cellar

Wicked Wain of the West

i didnt know that game had girls in it

the only characters that ever speak are boys sure but it's literally like four guys and they all know each other

4:33 PM

there's also a transgender robot

i didnt know that game had voiced lines

and she ... well. hummina hummina

AWWEOSKME

Wicked Wain of the West

i didnt know that game had voiced lines

there are only two characters with voicelines

4:33 PM

but there are several others with text lines

i like my men

I don't. Your men SUCK

4:34 PM

4:34 PM

Wait

4:34 PM

Wait no

4:34 PM

WAIT

i like my men like i like my bombs, exploding everywhere

4:35 PM

i like my men like crows men, they suck

i like my women like i like my men. nice and loves me

perfect message

I’m MEAN and HATE you

2

WOOOHOOO

aloe bama

I’m MEAN and HATE you

i wouldn't date you sorry

4:36 PM

get the FUCK outta here

4:43 PM

john cube

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6u6PSbf_z08 dude's head is off axis

ver

Lois? Spin around.

‍♀️

6:40 PM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/893196062574116934/984368880464039947/285186682_520792819727473_6426787480750051320_n.mp4

7:52 PM

@DreamilyDrifting jared and slav fucking with the pirates

AAHSHAHAHAHAH YES

8:06 AM

me eating people^

SO true

AT FIRST I LOL'ED THEN I SERIOUS'ED

WHAT

NOOOOOOO

A NEW AUTHOR??

1:59 PM

bro...

fake fanfic lore

my goodness

maud and thea

keep going theres gotta be more sets of chars this applies to

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please tell me this is real

Yes Michale Sarah really said that

damn it.

ufallo and xaonii

this is the future that Alex wants

this is the future that I want

This is the future that everyone wants

this is the present

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

god why can’t robots be gay for me I mean for me I mean for me I mean

alexis flash

12:44 PM

ALEX TRANS ARC

Everyone gets a gender arc

yay! yay! yay!

alex stops huffing fumes and meth and starts huffing estrogen

Alchemizes gas fumes and meth with estrogen

THE ESTROGEN FLAMETHROWER

Several thousand times more powerful than a regular flamethrower because that's just the power of transing your gender

CANON

why her face like that

shes so scared

1:07 PM

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rm8k6fJYQ01r6p8od_720.mp4

HEY HEY

1:09 PM

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

1:10 PM

DELETE. DELETE.

1:10 PM

PEPSI DETECHED. DESTORY IMMEDATE.

pepsi deteched

1:10 PM

friendly reminder of this

1:11 PM

i foubnd my folder full of mediocre homestuck memes

Wicked Wain of the West

friendly reminder of this

What the fuck was the next project gonna be

1:15 PM

No way it was psycholonials

andrew hussie releases earth D

1:16 PM

a real one

this is like before it became super popular I don’t think he expected it to get huge

yeah this was 2010

It was act 6

Wicked Wain of the West

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rm8k6fJYQ01r6p8od_720.mp4

trius is crying

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rm8hewP4FW1zhk7qu.mp4

9:29 AM

Katie

9:29 AM

Katie is 1.5

Maud and Thea

I wonder what the censored word says

DreamilyDrifting

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LOVE THAT THING

everyone gangsta until alice goes full dio

9:43 AM

(you never go full dio)

Sergey after leaving the island:

NOTH FUCKING AGAUB

YES

SERGEY NO

mmmm the sand is delectable

oh god no

HOLY SHIT

ITS FUCKING REEEEEAAAAAAAAALLL

the zombie investigators are real

10:26 PM

it also should be noted that by now, with the hints i have left, one may be able to find the fanfic i write in ao3 which just so happens to be the one i always edit to make these fake fanfics

songfic

it's a fanfic with al

10:28 PM

if it wasn't a songfic it'd be pointless

homestuck fankids:

RAAGHHH

the asterverse

8:21 PM

i know it has a real name but this is funnier

who

aloe bama

Click to see attachment 🖼️

god

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/567791001369051136/1049788627892306031/redditsave.com_knicknack_rule-cqrejzshq74a1.mp4

i do this

9:40 PM

tried to take a mirror selfie a while ago and i didnt show up

9:41 PM

Wicked Wain of the West

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wait what the fuck

ways to bring harm

demeter!!

Click to see attachment 🖼️

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rmds50P2vu1z8cf6d_720.mp4

YEAH

https://fxtwitter.com/IS_TERRIFIED/status/1600637280758161413

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rjyownd0E11zg8j3u_720.mp4

11:13 PM

maud lore

where’s the blunt

Thea/Maud date

true

i love exploring the basement with you <3

Maud and Thea during the Fujji Arc.

Julius would tweet this

9:41 AM

he has left Maud in a hot car more than once

i hope Julius gets boiled alive for this blunder

he’s the most neglectful brother of all time

at least he didn't kill maud

keysei

TRUE (edited)

i like my partners like i like my joke formats. milked to exhaustion

5:42 PM

stolen joke

Wicked Wain of the West

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who would say this

demeter!!

stolen joke

i like my partners like i like my jokes. continuing this one doesnt make sense

potatoisgood

who would say this

naruto

ok fair, but who would say

Wicked Wain of the West

i like my partners like i like my joke formats. milked to exhaustion

this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaXmIPHrHmY

Storyful Viral

Two Lynx in Ontario Have Intense Conversation

potatoisgood

this.

also naruto

pics or didnt happen.

potatoisgood

pics or didnt happen.

WHAT THE FEEBLE

y-you called?

LOL

laughing like some animal

6:03 PM

LIKE A GUNIEA PIG

6:03 PM

THATS THE ANIMAL

6:04 PM

the noise guinea pigs make was wha ti was laughing like

6:04 PM

at "what the feeble"

Wicked Wain of the West

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im literally imagining this framed in an art museum

are you ok

im hilarious

6:17 PM

buying someone booty shorts w custom text that says "guilty gear" right now

Are you gay however

6:18 PM

G

i am gay

Thank goodness (drops gun)

very cool (fistbumps you)

Wicked Wain of the West

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HE'S MILKING SASUKE???

like all bad art, this piece is up to interperetation

9:37 PM

[the only bad art is the art in which the artist has nothing to say about it]

this is obviously wrong

9:47 PM

sasuke would milk naruto (he is a living femboy)

what the fuck

9:50 PM

absolute worst layout of words

9:50 PM

never say that again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ0PBe5Yus0

PaperBoxHouse

Ive Always Wanted to Voice this!!

aloe bama

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What if they don’t have a cock

everyone has a cock some are just smaller than others

I didn't expect you to say that

never expect anything'

https://twitter.com/MultiGravBreak/status/1596495951061028880

Multi (@MultiGravBreak)

New theorycraft project: If your actual self took Mario's place, physics worked normally, and you had none of his abilities or mechanics, how far could you get through Mario 64? You don't have "health" or "lives", and you have to hold your breath while swimming. You're just you.

Likes

7578

Retweets

1595

1. cant fight bowser, not strong enough 2. not a skilled enough diver to do water levels

3. you don't have mario's big balls

though as a person unbound by the game mechanics you could probably do things like breaking shit

4:38 PM

3. you don't have mario's big balls

Wicked Wain of the West

1. cant fight bowser, not strong enough 2. not a skilled enough diver to do water levels

the thread's response to 1 is that you can have a gun

4:39 PM

the thread's response to 2 is that it'd also be too deep to do so anyway (edited)

me pulling the gat on bowser

mario is big ball

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

what the fuck is this

what the FUCK

hades

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

I'd smash megumi

hades get rid of this NOW

I'd literally lay him out on the bed

6:03 PM

Go ham

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Who doesn't like megumi

demeter!!

hades get rid of this NOW

smh

Hades let's make fun of deme

i should add nezu to the anime gc

6:04 PM

so i can spam it with jjk memes

YES

6:04 PM

Ok rq

6:04 PM

Why is boogie woogie

so good

The best thing to exist ever

YEAH

ITS SO COOL

6:04 PM

The entire fight I was sitting at the screen line

6:04 PM

Like*

no spoilers

WHAT TEH FUCKK

we should move

Gonna finish the anime then go immediately to the manga

YEAHHHH

i have questions, none of which im interested in sharing

Is that you aloe

yeah

AWOOOOORA

6:22 PM

Awroooooga

6:22 PM

HUMINA HUMINA!

6:22 PM

pants like a dog

I’m the guy on the left btw

i would start fucking crying if aloe was a white guy with frosted tips

7:12 PM

like breaking shit full tantrum

Wicked Wain of the West

i would start fucking crying if aloe was a white guy with frosted tips

aloe should get blue frosted tips it'd be funny

TRUE

who

Thankfully no character in this rp is depraved enough

alex

oh my god

aloe bama

who

W rizz

redditeer rizz (edited)

cose

aloe bama

who

maud

even worse

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

maud

SHUT UP

aloe bama

Click to see attachment 🖼️

THIS is maud

attachment

@aloe bama - jump 0h~ really~ let me TEST it 0ut cutie~ <3

NOOO NOT THE CAT COCK

Guys I think aloe likes league of ledgens

true

aloe bama

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Okay but Yone is hot

you all should come over sometime

10:23 PM

everyone come to chicago so i can throw firecrackers at you

what if i throw watercrackers back at you?

You better watch yourself before I pull out the earthcrackers

you guys dont need to show off im inviting you over i need to blow you away

I want you.

holy shit….

NOOOO DELETE THAT

who tf is that

Dream

WHAT

11:28 PM

@DreamilyDrifting EXPLAIN

Wait.. DREAM FACE REVEALED??!????!

11:28 PM

(I'm pretty sure crow doesn't want us talking about him)

Oh

PERCHANCE

I fucking love this image

stomp a turty

Crushing turts

my favorite part is the professor's insanity arc

10:55 AM

at the end he just gives up and begins to cross things out without any further comment

potatoisgood

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everyone knows that taiyo is cool as fuck.

1:40 PM

-said nobody ever

everyone knows that taiyo is cool as fuck.

1:43 PM

But who knows what she's thinking?

im thinking about giving a blowjob to ast

aw hell yeah

tyler and pluto

THIS IS SO FUNNY

3:46 PM

Wait. (edited)

HEHEHE

If you keep avoiding your vegetables, the Lord of Vegetables is going to come get you.

UM FUCK YOU THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE PLUS KILL YOURSELF.

Fine. I'll just give him a call then.

3:48 PM

Hello. Yes, Mr. Flimp Tureen, Lord of Vegetables, sir?

Yeah, it's me. Listen, I-

w-wait

demeter!!

tyler and pluto

HAAHAH I SAW THIS

https://youtu.be/3IyAFe0lFOk

Cerborus

Everyone Memeing Dr. Livesey But No One Notices This Gigachad

4:45 PM

I can't stop watching this fucking video (edited)

4:45 PM

Why is everyone from this movie so fucking badass

4:46 PM

Also imagine an edit of the til death cast being badass to the music in this

pluto and sophia vs cece

HAHA

his sclera is always the same color as his skin its so fucked

demeter!!

pluto and sophia vs cece

Amazing

why would he say this I’m literally shaking and crying rn

he didnt say this.

9:15 PM

9:31 PM

just thought some people here would find this silly and relatable

me

aloe bama

me

Haha funny joke, where's your penis anyway I can't see i

check dms for a photo of my cock

im like the grim reaper in that way

aloe bama

check dms for a photo of my cock

Holy shit why'd you send me a nude

thtas joe biden actually. sorry

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Holy shit why'd you send me a nude

sauce?

Deme

9:38 PM

Deme

9:38 PM

What does this m

Sauce?

it means what you think it means

9:39 PM

deme wants to see the tomato sauce you used for the spaghetti

the spaghetti

The Spaghetti

i dont remember typing that

now you remember. you remember the lie you've been telling yourself. you remember the truth behind it. there's no turning back now. there's no way to deny what lies ahead. He is here. he is real. (edited)

m

9:42 PM

mario?

yes, Imaginary.

9:42 PM

mario.

potatoisgood

now you remember. you remember the lie you've been telling yourself. you remember the truth behind it. there's no turning back now. there's no way to deny what lies ahead. He is here. he is real. (edited)

ah.

9:51 PM

muscle man

9:51 PM

hes behind me and all i need to do to protect myself is roll my chair backwards fast as fuck

9:51 PM

he cant see it coming tho

HAHAHA

9:51 PM

it keeps happening...

you know who keeps happening?

tears in my eyes shes right there

9:52 PM

my mom

Merry Christmas month

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_q6fjj7A6dC1yuqdif.mp4

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Merry Christmas month

the scout biting his shirt one is the funniest image in the world

9:53 PM

like

9:53 PM

jermaa what are you doing

9:54 PM

WAIT I FOUND IT

9:54 PM

MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME

9:54 PM

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qzytp0vsHP1xkh20i.mp4

9:56 PM

Rizzless

9:56 PM

The rizz on this man ran away from him

9:57 PM

Ew wtf why did I just realize he's like

9:57 PM

Growling while breathing

Jared at the alchemiter

this is like if socialism was a beer

This kinda like if socialism was a beer

I think it's sorta like if socialism was a beer

Julius to Maud

9:38 AM

guys Julius isn’t a horrible brother he’s just doing a chuck mcgill reference!!!!

imagine if julius knew katie and tyler

it’s possible

man we should actually work on that til death high school au stuff

9:38 AM

like

9:39 AM

legitimately

9:39 AM

theres so many interesting connections to make

Julius was allowed to go to school but Maud was left homeschooled

We can make a new rp category and make it all a flashback

HAHAHAHAH

It would be great for character development...

^ wants to go back to when katie and tyler were friends

sergey is still an adult

SHUT UP

hades

man we should actually work on that til death high school au stuff

we need battle of the bands til death

DreamilyDrifting

We can make a new rp category and make it all a flashback

that's just the paths

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

1:58 PM

sowwy :3

2:00 PM

its as prozd once said, "why don't we all fuck each other"

its like you’re completely ignoring phoebe x maria

i am

Bitch

:3

2:05 PM

this is the song referenced btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPViisLp-80

Iamotto Bravo

yung lixo - brilhar (official audio)

PLEASE

2:19 PM

if zombie investigators/can't stay mad doesn't happen i will kill off phoebe

some sacrifices have to be made /j

SHUT THE FUCK UP

:33

ok i kill clarice

no. please. don't.

bitch

oopsie daisy

ok being fr it's fine if can't stay mad doesn't happen

2:38 PM

but if maria x al happens

what?

potatoisgood

ufallo and xaonii

al and matthew

WOAAAAH

9:17 PM

oh it's the clone high one

9:17 PM

i thought you meant the robot one

GOD

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/lkjzVZfbFTR1hUnBG5kCHfBgPPjoS50jQV5LLmAyDDY/https/cdn.discordapp.com/stickers/1006914254173130812.png

10:03 PM

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/lkjzVZfbFTR1hUnBG5kCHfBgPPjoS50jQV5LLmAyDDY/https/cdn.discordapp.com/stickers/1006914254173130812.png

10:03 PM

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/lkjzVZfbFTR1hUnBG5kCHfBgPPjoS50jQV5LLmAyDDY/https/cdn.discordapp.com/stickers/1006914254173130812.png

okay

what

hades

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/lkjzVZfbFTR1hUnBG5kCHfBgPPjoS50jQV5LLmAyDDY/https/cdn.discordapp.com/stickers/1006914254173130812.png

hades

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/lkjzVZfbFTR1hUnBG5kCHfBgPPjoS50jQV5LLmAyDDY/https/cdn.discordapp.com/stickers/1006914254173130812.png

Can we tempt you?

maria and pluto

HRGHFGGHGHGHH

slav

12:59 PM

and al depending on the time of the day

You have 36 hours.

he got me feelin some kinda way

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892524363180560414/1054218214848077844/v10044g50000cefh5pjc77u1o06pcu5g.mp4

9:35 PM

like if you agree

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qzl5vmMG0c1v7xdh6.mp4

11:05 PM

maria

11:05 PM

^dont believe his lies

WHY ARE THE LAKERS ON THE FIELD

football

RONALDO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

6:53 PM

THE LAKERS ARE BASKETBALL

football

the harlem globetrotters

both of them dribble

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717156378426474517/976915078622359653/RPReplay_Final1652921848.mp4

one piece fans

WOOO THE MEOWBAN BROTHERS

hades

one piece fans

breaking: local man gets joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kyf-taHa4g

Moxie's Korner

Mario's Invincible Song (Original)

ME

me

also me

me too

people reading #general-earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlBkz4VMu18 HAVE SEX

icesnort

Snow Morber

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/zrxa4o/smash_or_pass/

r/StupidFood - Smash or Pass?

285 votes and 77 comments so far on Reddit

11:20 PM

smash the fuck out of these

made this

https://vxtwitter.com/hyper_in_shower/status/1605781029381251073

HEHEHE

flint shirt