Til Death: Reanimated

you run here, and collapse onto the ground sobbing

8:49 PM

life never goes your way, you sob and sob as people in robes approach

a group of hooded beings aproach

...

8:57 PM

the leader snaps their finger, as one member takes out a knife

8:57 PM

execute them, they'll be a good sacrifice

you get up, and crawl to a trash can

8:57 PM

n-no.. noo.n..onoo..noo please! PLEASE!!!

((I'll get back to this later

the outskirts freeze over right before it plunges the knife into the girl

9:31 PM

His eyes are all always following me And they shine in the dark so they can always see Every little torture that he does to me That mean black cat put a spell on me

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Result: 1d1000 (681) + 2000 + 1337 Total: 4018

the man holding the knife was stabbed several times with sharp icicles coming out of the ground

(hurhurhur sans

//I am not getting any of this

9:32 PM

//hold on let me read up better

it starts at the school noah //

a masked man walks out from the darkness of the outskirts

9:35 PM

freeze

another member gets frozen within ice, the ice grows within the body of the cultist. They die

a-ah!! ah!!

9:36 PM

you stand up, and run away from everything

you leave

you take off the mask, and write in your journal

9:43 PM

11/29/22

I've moved to a new city, and there seems to be a cult. I never get a break, but hopefully I will be able to take care of the person who showed me kindness. I hid my entity with a mask I stole, for I have no money. I will probably go and ask them for a place to stay, i truly don't know.

you close the book.

You walk here with the others.

you light a cigarette

7:14 PM

you sure you don't want to talk about your problems dawg?

no. i don't.

7:18 PM

because they're well beyond vocalizing.

dude, can you calm down flint.

7:24 PM

you stop walking

7:24 PM

you come here to my paradise, told me to leave and go back to crazy bitch central, and you are ruining my fucking break from all this shit

7:25 PM

can you not be more SELFISH?

@ectoMycologist ))

your PARADISE?

7:27 PM

your BREAK?

7:27 PM

YOU-

I what.

You look at ISAAC.

7:30 PM

you're an inconsistant, filterless drunk with no regard for other people's emotions.

you slam flint in the nuts

7:31 PM

and you are a narcissistic, egotistical nobody.

>

7:31 PM

and so be it. go back to being a chair.

7:31 PM

You're gonna act like that didn't hurt both you and your dick.

freeze

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Result: 1d20 (8) Total: 8

((sob

ice creeps up flints legs slowly

so fucking sorry i tried seeing the guy i called my best friend and trying to connect with hi- DID YOU JUST-

7:32 PM

you watch, standing back with the other three in the crew

Your fist tightens.

7:33 PM

You sock Isaac in the nose, basically tasing him with the built up energy from the aura.

he doesn't even look hurt

7:34 PM

so you want to fight, lord of space?

you clearly want to lets fucking go, prince.

(flint is gonna be holding back so much)

[S]: Clash of Royalty

https://on.soundcloud.com/2kLu2

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

ICEBERGS IMPACT: 1d400 (261) Total: 261

you use the fraymotif you got on mount Logan.

7:37 PM

out of nowhere, an iceberg falls on flint

7:38 PM

give me a break, flint.

You turn into a mass of pure electricity and reappear beside it

so you learnt some new tricks?

7:40 PM

you snap your fingers. As another iceberg appears. It shatters and creates a cold fog

7:40 PM

let me guess, people are still fighting at the meteor too?

7:40 PM

slav still bossing everybody around?

7:41 PM

you are WEAK, flint.

your break's over.

> White King: do it. (edited)

You run and deck him in the stomache.

im sorry i wasted FIVE HOURS OF MY TIME

You kick him in the shin while you're here

7:42 PM

COMING TO SEE MY POOR EXCUSE OF A BEST FRIEND.

GHHK-

7:42 PM

POOR EXCUSE?

7:42 PM

you grab flints throat, and slam him into the ground

7:43 PM

YOU ARE THE POOR FUCKING EXCUSE

> you aren't going to just take that. are you?

YOUR THE REASON EVERYTHING IS GONE, FLINT

7:43 PM

EVEN IF MY GRANDMA WAS ALIVE. SHE SURE AS HELL IS FUCKING DEAD NOW

7:43 PM

you kick him in the balls 4 times

7:44 PM

ALL. YOU. DO. IS. RUIN. EVERYTHING!

You jump up with scarily hard force.

7:44 PM

ME?

YES! OF COURSE!

oh right me starting a GAME WITHOUT FUCKING REALIZING IT

You walk into this punch. It's harder than normal.

AND ACCIDENTLY CAUSING A FUCKING RAPTURE

7:46 PM

IS MY FAULT?

7:46 PM

IM SO FUCKING SORRY I END UP FUCKING THINGS OVER DUE TO AN ACCIDENTAL HABIT OF JUMPING INTO THINGS WITHOUT FUCKING REALIZING IT.

YES. IT IS

7:46 PM

GOD IM SO FED UP WITH EVERYTHING

7:47 PM

THE GOVERNMENT WANTS US TO STAY COOPED UP AND IT WAS KILLING ME

7:47 PM

ALL BECAUSE OF THIS.

7:47 PM

DUMB. FUCKING GAME

7:47 PM

NOW IM THE PRINCE OF ICE, WHATEVER THHAT MEANS

AND GUESS WHO CAUSED THAT?

7:48 PM

ME.

7:48 PM

I FUCKING MADE YOU.

made me?

YOU WOULDNT HAVE YOUR LITTLE ICE POWERS WITHOUT MY ACCIDENT.

7:48 PM

YES. I MADE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.

7:48 PM

YOURE FUCKING NOTHING WITHOUT THIS "STUPID GAME."

I'm .. nothing?

YOU'D PROBABLY BE DYING OF OVERINTOXICATION IF IT WERENT FOR ME

you stand open, and start laughing

7:49 PM

haha.. haaaha... HAAAAHAHAHAHAH..... AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

7:49 PM

you take out your gun, and fire 7 rounds into flint

7:49 PM

IM NOTHING?? HAHAHAHA

7:50 PM

HOW ABOUT NOW!!

7:51 PM

you kick flint to the ground after shooting him

7:51 PM

IM GOD. IM YOUR FUCKING GOD.

7:51 PM

you step on his head, rubbing it into the pavement

7:51 PM

YOU TOOK EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME ONCE AGAIN WITH THIS STUPID GAME. YOU ARENT DOING IT AGAIN

7:52 PM

frostbite creeps it's way up Isaacs face. His cheek turns blue.. then purple.

7:54 PM

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?

You stood up.

ROUND TWO?? HAHAHAHAH!!

7:56 PM

by the looks of it. It almost feels like a presence of something fucked with Isaac

> black bishop: + White King: Yxu knxw what tx dx. strife.

i'm gonna fucking kill you.

(this looks like ass but pretend it doesnt)

TRY IT

You took out the TWIN CHOPPESH and spun them in each hand.

okay.

wheres his big ugly razor cscar

You disappeared before ISAAC's eyes. No lightning, nothing. You reappear behind him, with a blade to his throat.

8:02 PM

you told me to try it. im not fucking joking. im gonna fucking kill you. right now.

KILL ME THEN DAMN IT! YOUD LOVE TO SLIT YOUR ONLY FRIENDS THROAT.

> Flint: Stxp.

Your hand shook.

You can't.

8:04 PM

You just held him there.

> Flint: Yxu need him alive tx win the game.

you just shook as well, the shock wore off

>

what are we doing

You unequipped the KHOPESH..

i dont know.

8:04 PM

You let him go.

((no wait crowwww

8:05 PM

((crowwww

// haaaaii <3

((let Isaac do some shit

hehe okay <3)

you breathe in. This is gonna hurt

8:05 PM

you hug flint. And take away his negative emotions

8:06 PM

you breathe out, as you fall to the ground sobbing

dude are

8:06 PM

You crouch beside him

8:06 PM

im so fucking sorry. i shouldnt have come here

stay here.. for a bit .. longer

>

you shake and cry. You hug flint again

8:07 PM

I'm sorry for everything. I just wanted a break from everything

you dont have to be sorry for wanting a break.

8:07 PM

i want one too.

hah.. want to stay here for a bit brother?

8:08 PM

saying brother warms flints heart

YOU COULDVE KILLED HIM RIGHT THEN AND THERE. YOU ARE WEAK. WEAK. YOURE NO FUCKING LORD. YOU COULD'VE CHANGED HIS FUCKING MOLECULAR STRUCTURE.

8:09 PM

.. sure.

> Flint.

A voice echoes in his head briefly. A familiar tone.

> When yxu are ready. And yxu are able > Step xutside. > I have tx speak with yxu.

You can't step outside. You're already outside!

> Xutside xf the situatixn.

hey uh. isaac.

> Take yxur time. I have grxwn much mxre patient since we last met.

im gonna need a second to uh clear my mind.

yeah..

just. this sort of just- took me by surprise and felt like it came out of nowhere.

you lay on the ground. Your ribs are broken

hey uh. john

8:13 PM

get him somewhere safe. ill catch up.

no.. I'm fine.

whatever you say crazy ice man and crazy space dude lol

8:14 PM

meet me at the apartment, you two made up, that's good. Let's go asa and Dave

8:14 PM

the walk away. John slaps Dave's ass

// Why

//

Alright. What

8:17 PM

I'm alone, what do you want?

> I feel a secxnd presence disturbing yxu beside me.

away from flint, you lay on the floor with a broken ribs

it feels like some kind of intrusive thoughts. pure rage.

8:18 PM

like that urge you get to lick the still burning stovetop

8:19 PM

You are now talking out loud.

8:19 PM

it's. anger.

8:19 PM

i guess being given so much power is getting to my head and i dont know

> Yxu are the Lxrd xf Space. > Yxu are the mxst impxrtant xf yxur friends... > But yxu are nxt the xnly impxrtant xne. > The Prince. > The Spark. > The Seer. > Yxu will knxw their impxrtance tx yxur sessixn. > Cherish yxur mxments with them. > Dx nxt give intx anger and impatience as I did.

i was trying to hold back.

> Dx nxt hxld yxur strength back. Cxntrxl it. > Wield it fxr gxxd.

8:23 PM

> Xnce yxu learn tx cxntrxl yxur anger. Yxu may weaken the demxn. > But yxu will nxt be the xne tx kill it. > There is anxther.

flinnttt.. bro you broke some ribs

(( @ectoMycologist

oh shit dude

8:42 PM

you can't auto recover like me come on get up let's get you to the closest thing we have to a hospital here

ppfft..

8:42 PM

PFFFT HAHAH bro you are strong as shit

> Hey. Flint?

8:42 PM

> I'm never gxing tx see yxu again. But remember what I've txld yxu.

8:43 PM

> Gxxdbye.

.. alright. seeya.

// alt!apollo.....

Terminal transmission closed.

PFFFT HAHAH bro you are strong as shit

@Isaac Pines (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump yeah yeah keep feeding my ego cmon.

You hoist his arm over your shoulder

oh Lord of space, how you come to save my weak feminine Twink body from the dangers of the unknown!!

8:45 PM

you giggle

flint hits him with the fluoride stare

I could drop you right now

lol. I know bro. Fucking around.

((gonna pause because phone is gonna die

(alr!!

// can i

(( @ectoMycologist ?

(yeye

seriously dude breathe slowly you are so close to puncturing a lung

Suddenly, in the middle of Flint's path, a motorcycle skids by and lands Akira-style.

whatevs, also, what healing thin-

TURING!

// flint about to get his ass beat by the second motorcycle-riding person vaguely related to him who lands in a dramatic fashion this week

//say the line motorcyclejak!! Motorcyclejak: I hate minorities

2

11:31 AM

Motorcyclejak that... Isn't the line

TURING!

@Hannah Turing (@demeter!!) - jump oh god damn again

who's this, flint?

i dont know

11:32 AM

they look familiar though

11:32 AM

i dont know why

11:33 AM

probably the fact they just. have a similar hairstyle to me and are driving a motorcycle just like apollo

11:34 AM

what now did you come to snap my ribs or some shit

What?? No.

we can be like COUGH

11:35 AM

you cough of blood

11:35 AM

nevermind.

Why would you assume that? Is that-- Oh sweet gog.

// LOL

No, idiot, don't you recognize me?

.. take the mask off and i might

Fine.

11:36 AM

Hannah takes off its mask, revealing orange eyes, sharp teeth, and very clearly grey skin.

11:37 AM

She takes off the cat ears too. Wow! Orange horns.

yeesh you look like SHIT

11:37 AM

jaundice AND horns man what are you related to amalga

>flint seeing amalga for the first time

That's not a way to treat family.

looks like amalga but hot lol

11:37 AM

you are out of it

family you look nothing like me

11:37 AM

aside from the hair

11:38 AM

very similar hair choice.

Yeah, our mother has a particular way of keeping her childrens' hair.

11:38 AM

Before you say you hate her, yeah, I do too. That's why I'm here.

can you help me get my friend to a hospital then, uh sis im gonna assume

11:39 AM

his ribs are fucking broken my bad

(> breaks best friends ribs (> "my bad"

lol cough

You are literally just gonna go with the flow and take what this person is saying with a grain of salt.

(Flint "005" Khamun Turing)

I didn't know you got a hot sister flint

11:40 AM

that's cool

Not a girl.

hot brother

Not a boy.

hot person

if they are my sibling thats fucking weird you kook

Yeah, that sounds about right.

11:41 AM

Hannah looks at Isaac's broken ribs.

11:41 AM

Oh, that's easy. You just set a few out of place. Not any snapped bones, that'd get more complicated.

11:42 AM

Hannah holds out its hand. Isaac feels excruciating pain as his ribs are set back into place.

GODDDDDFUCKKKK

Wince.

GOD that made a weird sound

11:42 AM

not as bad as my snapped leg reforming but GOD thats fucking gross sounding

Hannah puts back on its mask.

you good jack frost

Aren't you the new kid at the high school?

isaac left the meteor to get away from me fucker cant escape me

Snrk.

you good jack frost

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump if I'm Jack Frost you are the Easter bunny

11:45 AM

the creepiest of fucking holiday beings

no bro im fucking santa claus' crackhead brother what was his name krappus

Krampus.

krapmas

How do I know more holidays than you? I'm the alien here.

kringlus

11:45 AM

crinkle

i never got christmas because i didnt have any parents

Christmas fucking sucks anyways

Words of a dude who's never truly had it, I see.

you stand up, brushing off your jacket

I have a shit family. Had a good Christmas last year, though.

Someone: So what is it with you grey aliens? What are you?

I did have Christmas, but my parents went missing that day so I resent it for the most part

christmas for me is learning how to cook a turkey and watching sappy christmas movies until i eventually pass out with half a burnt turkey leg in my mouth

all I want for Christmas, is a big booty bitch on my dick lmao

1

Isaac: Ask Katie.

11:49 AM

Isaac: Or Jared? Does he have a big booty?

you'd rather not fuck an alternative universe possibly technically biologically related annoying whore of a grandma

11:49 AM

Jared though, damn

11:50 AM

you sweep away those thoughts

11:50 AM

alright flints relative that he has no idea of, whatcha doing

(remember! the alpha kids aren't related! (i learned this 2 months ago

like. Come here to kick our ass?

((Isaac doesn't know that

(ah

> Someone: So what is it with you grey aliens? What are you?

@DreamilyDrifting - jump

Oh great, the voices are back. Damn spirits messing with you. You and ~~four~~ three other people are trolls. You don't know much about your planet, but you were able to learn to read and shit before you got exiled here to Earth, so you know the name of your species and some things about your biology. You're apparently supposed to be super aggressive.

11:52 AM

like. Come here to kick our ass?

@Isaac Pines (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump Again, no. Does that keep happening? Why??

bro has been kicked around like a puppy since the game started

11:52 AM

it's kind of a natural thing now

You must've made a lot of enemies ending the world or whatever.

no shit

11:53 AM

the meteor's fucking surrounded in military guys and its gonna be hell getting back in

Life's not actually that different. There's plenty of vitamins provided from the big blue thing in the sky.

you mean the big grey thing

11:53 AM

its grey

... It's supposed to be blue.

well thats a problem

Hannah looks up.

11:53 AM

Huh. It is grey. Hm.

11:54 AM

Yeah, we'll have to check with Bill about that.

11:54 AM

the meteor's fucking surrounded in military guys and its gonna be hell getting back in

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump Military?

11:54 AM

... Let me guess. Thea?

some bitch named thea c something- YEAH

CHRIST DON'T SAY HER FULL NAME!!

1

(flint narrowly avoids vaporising himself)

Thea is... A threat, to say the least.

no shit

Shouldn't be much of a concern though.

11:55 AM

What are you out here for? What's your Quest?

You motion to your eye

she did this to me. BEFORE, i replaced my heart, apparently i can't regrow my fucking eye now

11:56 AM

What are you out here for? What's your Quest?

@Hannah Turing (@demeter!!) - jump finding the muse of cosmos, calliope or something

she did this to me. BEFORE, i replaced my heart, apparently i can't regrow my fucking eye now

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump She healed into it.

you sit down just kind of watching the tek talk

I've seen it happen before. 003 had a healing factor from their plants... Didn't stop Thea from taking off their pinky.

(idek how tek talk even came up what

11:56 AM

((I'm too ill to type

Flint Turing

you mean the big grey thing

(what's this???

((moon

// dead skaia

((I'm dumb

finding the muse of cosmos, calliope or something

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump

Realization dawns on Hannah's face. It all clicks.

11:57 AM

I have no idea who that is.

11:57 AM

Wait, never mind.

yeah i dont either.

11:58 AM

i know my BROWSER, calliope thats it

demeter!!

// dead skaia

//ohhhhh

Wait. What's your browser look like?

12:00 PM

Hannah starts scrolling through the news on its phone.

green has some kind of aztec swirly designs in the top taskbar

Hannah presents a headline. "STRANGE STRUCTURE FOUND BY TOURISTS IN MID-ATLANTIC CRUISE!"

THE TEMPLE IN THE OCEAN (edited)

The image attached is of some sort of locked temple. On it is an engraving. Calliope's symbol.

// im gonna be honest hannah is just here to further the plot

1

(lol

12:02 PM

thats the fucking desktop symbol for the browser

12:02 PM

there is no goddamn way

Called it.

12:03 PM

Hey, I've got ludicrous amounts of money because no one's yet realized I have a credit card to Skaianet's bank account.

12:03 PM

You wanna go on a cruise?

no fucking way are we actually doing this

12:03 PM

isaac

12:04 PM

do you wanna grab a couple people from the meteor and go on a cruise

// "couple people"

watch katie get so pissed at this oh my god

// >cut to the entire meteor

(yep)

shit im gonna have to try video calling someone-

// came up with this whole plotline after i was thinking about them setting up the whole meteor for christmas

12:05 PM

// and then going on a vacation

Flint Turing

shit im gonna have to try video calling someone-

Flint: Miraculously, off screen, Jared gave you his number. Sick!

do you wanna grab a couple people from the meteor and go on a cruise

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump huh..? But isn't the world literally collapsing around us

Flint: Revel in plot convenience.

// the town of fujji canada gives a passive +3 plot convenience buff at all times

HEHEHEHEEHHE

Hannah Turing

The image attached is of some sort of locked temple. On it is an engraving. Calliope's symbol.

Flint turns toward the camera.

"Wasn't it convenient that we were there to learn all of that information?"

((HAHAHA

huh..? But isn't the world literally collapsing around us

@Isaac Pines (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump apparently not

12:09 PM

cruise ship companies appear to still be running atlantic cruises

12:09 PM

and new countries are forming

1

01: Of course cruises are open. Think of all the people who'd want to go on one right now?

literally someone thought itd be a good idea to call the new america fucking PANEM.

12:10 PM

like from HUNGER GAMES

uh ... I guess I can go?

united states of panem WOOO KIDS KILLING EACHOTHER!!

12:11 PM

anyway we should. somehow round everyone up and get them out of the meteor

Hasn't it been like two weeks since you started the game?? How have you not figured this out yet?

12:11 PM

This headline is from the day after you started the game.

remember

12:11 PM

military forces

12:11 PM

also i havent used the internet much since the game started

12:12 PM

ive been training with slav, fighting people, and gaining powers i really shouldnt have

(FLINT: yeah apparently this is a thing i do now)

12:12 PM

(HORRID

Who's Slav?

fuck forgot you havent met him not the best socially right now

12:14 PM

hes cool i guess taught me some fighting techniques

Hannah Turing

Life's not actually that different. There's plenty of vitamins provided from the big blue thing in the sky.

>the un >the coalition american-russian government >brumbles (edited)

ectoMycologist

THE TEMPLE IN THE OCEAN (edited)

HAHAHAHAHHA OH MY GOD

12:18 PM

// THE TEMPLE IN THE OCEAN WAS A COVER UP.

demeter!!

// >cut to the entire meteor

// SHUT UP

((GREETINGS. ARE YOU THE BEING KNOWN AS THE BLACK HOLE SON?

demeter!!

// the town of fujji canada gives a passive +3 plot convenience buff at all times

// this explains all of the canon characters

ectoMycologist

((GREETINGS. ARE YOU THE BEING KNOWN AS THE BLACK HOLE SON?

// YEAH YEAH

12:19 PM

// CRESCENT KING FLINT

// NEWTON CHECKMATE

// HEHHEHE

(( THE NEWTON CHECKMATE.

12:21 PM

((THE NEWTON CHECKMATE: Cross into another session and assist your alternate self

if we are heading back to the meteor, can I at least talk to John and stuff before we go?

ye go ahead

12:23 PM

and you dont have to go if you dont want to man

.... I'll go, but I'll come back here if I really want to

plus this cruise could be a big collective break for everyone.

meet me at the apartments, k?

12:30 PM

you walk away

New mission: CRUISE TIME! You pretend you have a HUD. lol

12:36 PM

so uh

12:37 PM

sibling heavy quotation marks

12:37 PM

whats your name

12:37 PM

you probably already know mine

Karkat. Karkat vanta

(bond

12:37 PM

(james bond

@demeter!! if youre awake or out of class

// i just ran around for like ten minutes

12:52 PM

// getting a gift for my girlfriend

12:53 PM

// so much running

(fucking cartoon character

12:53 PM

(goofy ass

Hannah Turing.

flint, just for formality.

ectoMycologist

(fucking cartoon character

// you're only saying that because i called it cartoon antics in the courtyard gc

flint khamun turing.

(THEA

THEA

OH GOD

THEA JUMPSCARE

not making it outta this one boys

12:54 PM

i resign effective immediately

2

flint khamun turing.

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump Cool middle name.

12:54 PM

I only knew you by Five.

huh.

Well, I knew your last name was Turing, but...

there was a paper left in the meteor with me when i was little. the first name was scratched out, but KHAMUN TURING was the part left.

12:56 PM

flint came when i was.. 8 or so.

Flint WHAT

not sure why i chose the name, probably after buying a set of lighters to light candles with, but i chose the name FLINT.

12:57 PM

it fits me.

12:57 PM

when struck repeatedly, i spark.

12:57 PM

that spark can turn into flame

12:57 PM

that flame to fire.

12:57 PM

god that was so needlessly poetic

Cool it with the monologue, kid.

alright alright

((in an alternative universe: Lighter Khamun Turing

((gasoline khamun turing

1:01 PM

((petrol khamun turing

1:01 PM

((could also very well have been "tim"

1

apartments are, not too far from here.

1:02 PM

from where i saw isaac walk to

1:03 PM

youd know youre a local

Oh yeah. Why's he getting involved with a gang?

1:03 PM

They're not particularly vicious, but they're a gang still.

i think its just that hes friends with the leader

That's... Involved with a gang.

1:05 PM

John isn't really the leader. I mean, he thinks he is, but I'd say Jade has way more control.

1:05 PM

She's been missing for a while though...

(MOBSTER JADE

Flint Turing

when struck repeatedly, i spark.

// you could almost say spark of rage of spark Katie the spark rage of Katie flint the spark

((dream do you smell burnt toast

(burn toast with a spark

1:07 PM

(crystals wishing crystals singing fractals cracking crystals refracting singing wishing wishing beautiful crystals

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ pinned a message to this channel. 11/22/2022 1:07 PM

Hannah Turing

John isn't really the leader. I mean, he thinks he is, but I'd say Jade has way more control.

// when does rose show up

//I call playing Rose

// neither jade nor rose are real

1:13 PM

// hannah is just making shit up

//Awww

im gonna try calling someone through croakr

1:23 PM

god i hope jared's tag on 7chan is his croakr tag

hope i can trust him enough to do what i told him

2:06 PM

also, hannah, see if you can find a big ass cruise ship

2:07 PM

like one of those ones with the hotel rooms n shit on it

It's a cruise through the Mid-Atlantic. If it didn't have big hotel rooms, it wouldn't be worth it.

3:03 PM

Also, I think you mean a suite.

Flint: QUICK, FIND TWO PEOPLE NAMED ZACK AND CODY!

3:03 PM

Flint: Preferably twins!

DIE

Hannah Turing

It's a cruise through the Mid-Atlantic. If it didn't have big hotel rooms, it wouldn't be worth it.

holy shit

3:09 PM

talk about hotly contested ocean

//looks like there isn't enough rooms for everyone individually! Everyone's evil

gonna have to evil

pair up... evil

// MID-PACIFIC

3:10 PM

// im an idiot

DreamilyDrifting

//looks like there isn't enough rooms for everyone individually! Everyone's evil

gonna have to evil

pair up... evil

LETS GO

3:10 PM

god help whoever has to share a room with Alex

How many rooms should I book?

3:11 PM

It's up to two beds per room.

demeter!!

// MID-PACIFIC

oh thank god

3:15 PM

this really do be a one piece arc

//quick how many people are in the meteor

3:15 PM

// divide that by 2

How many rooms should I book?

@Hannah Turing (@demeter!!) - jump fuck uh there's like 20 people in the meteor

(inb4 they get too few and someones like “ohhh nooo now ive gotta share a room”

(( @DreamilyDrifting Katie and Ufallo and Jared and Isaac

Wicked Wain of the West

(inb4 they get too few and someones like “ohhh nooo now ive gotta share a room”

// erm im gonna do that anyway

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

(( @DreamilyDrifting Katie and Ufallo and Jared and Isaac

// sophia: Katie is going to have to sleep with one eye open tonight.

Sophia tries to strangle Katie in her sleep and gets on top of her and Katie wakes up and is like "...........uh,"

SHUT UP

IM RIGHT

ayo pause

SHES 14 YOU SICK FUCK (edited)

WAIT I DIDNT KNOW JESUS

wait fr?

YEAH????

3:42 PM

WHY WOULD I SAY TGAT IF I KNEW

i always check character ages

3:42 PM

how would they be sisters if one wasn't younger

T

3:42 PM

Sisters can be the same age

3:42 PM

You know that right

no they can't

Oh right silly me

Flint Turing

How many rooms should I book?

@Hannah Turing (@demeter!!) - jump fuck uh there's like 20 people in the meteor

// there's actually 14

3:43 PM

// way lower than i expected but that said that's still 14

hades

SHES 14 YOU SICK FUCK (edited)

Isaac becomes a brother figure to Sophie

DreamilyDrifting

Sisters can be the same age

they would be twins in that case smh

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Isaac becomes a brother figure to Sophie

better get to it

// 14 people... 7 rooms

ITS ALWAYS SEVEN

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

(( @DreamilyDrifting Katie and Ufallo and Jared and Isaac

// ufallo and katie becoming siblings... would be cool trust me ...

Would you all shut up?

demeter!!

// ufallo and katie becoming siblings... would be cool trust me ...

((that's literally not the plan ...

// yeah the plan is sophia dragging katie through the rails

3:51 PM

// duhhhh

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

((that's literally not the plan ...

// wait what plan

((

STOP POSTING CAT COCK

((reality is what I make of it..

Ohhh my god stop speaking.

3:53 PM

Hannah is clutching her head.

CROAKR NOTIFICATION!

// #ooc

@ectoMycologist

@ectoMycologist get your wedding cake ass over here

@@ectoMycologist @ectoMycologist @ectoMycologist @ectoMycologist @ectoMycologist @ectoMycologist @ectoMycologist @ectoMycologist @ectoMycologist

(RAGAGHHH

> CROAKR NOTIFICATION!

@DreamilyDrifting - jump > You check your phone.

Call from jollygoHappenstance!

(edited)

You pick up

Yo! There's some girl on the meteor that wants to talk to you

put her on then

@demeter!!

hello, turing.

// flint gets thrown back from his phone

4:19 PM

// goes careening into the wall

4:19 PM

// not because thea did anything just out of pure shock

// YEHA

vine boom

// HAHAHA

4:20 PM

put jared back on the fucking phone

4:20 PM

right. fucking. now.

Thea does not.

4:20 PM

i am willing to let you go on that cruise you so desire.

4:20 PM

under surveillance, of course, but i will pay for it.

flint is suddenly regretting not telling everyone about thea the first time he met her

and don't think you have the option to go with 001. i've already shut down the skaianet account.

(im gonna fucking shoot myself) fine. okay. cool

Shit.

> In the background, Hannah breaks its motorcycle.

// no it dont

// Likey Story

thank you for your time, turing.

hades

// Likey Story

Likey story

tell 001 that Three says hello.

90% sure it heard you now give the phone back to jared

Beep.

4:24 PM

She already hung up.

4:24 PM

IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM

Flint: Surely he didn't know.

He better not have done that on purpose.

Flint: It's Jared. Surely not.

is there a chance we can steal a boat

4:56 PM

pillage it like pirates

flint: go find Isaac

i do NOT want to be watched by thea

4:57 PM

fuck just follow me im gonna go get isaac's stupid ass

You motion for HANNAH to follow you.

I'm sure you already are.

4:57 PM

Hannah gestures to a nearby rooftop.

Someone is perched there.

Your eyebrows furrow.

4:58 PM

OI CUNT FUCK OFF

I don't think we have a choice.

im gonna chuck a fucking boulder at him

4:58 PM

not isaac that guy

5:00 PM

how hard do i need to chuck a chunk of earth to hit that guy up there

A rock hits the guy in the head. He falls off the roof and lands in a dumpster.

5:00 PM

Done.

HAHAHAHA

5:00 PM

didnt even have to crush him that's rich

5:00 PM

maybe you ARE my kin

Is your shit like, earthbending or something?

lord of space, you tell me

5:01 PM

because i know about as much about it as you do (edited)

Lord?

5:01 PM

That's not a class that I've seen before.

.. class?

Then again, I'm not in the books either.

5:02 PM

I'll explain later. Let's go get Isaac.

wait so this is some mmorpg type shit- ok ok

>Flint: GO TO ISAAC YOU ... NICE PERSON!

you skip within the outskirts

Alice lands. If Tyler won’t listen, you’ll just have to do it yourself.

Terrible tourist culture. Personally a 2/5 stars.

smh this is literally blackthorn's hometown

2.5/5. Final offer.