[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mmorning assholes its my birthday. im likely gonna play sburb, finally.
i think if you trick the system you can make it play singleplayer, i'll just have to see. updates will be given.
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mgame bro made it sound like garbage but then again who the fuck cares about game bro's opinions, all of their publishers likely are chronic stoners or have no fucking idea what they're doing, and letting game bro himself type up articles while hes shitfaced drunk in front of his computer.
#bubblahedronMedicoma [BM] >
[what the fuck are you talking about didnt you see gbs review on sister pony kissing sim 2009 that was fire]
(edited)#bubblahedronMedicoma [BM] >
[dude if nobody cared gb would be OUT dude shut your fuckin mouth]
#bubblahedronMedicoma [BM] >
[dude if nobody cared gb would be OUT dude shut your fuckin mouth]
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mmeant more the general populous instead of everyone you know what i meant you uncooked turkey
#bubblahedronMedicoma [BM] >
[yeah well i meant more your mom man what the fuck do you mean man if you are referring to gamebro then you do NOT mean the general populace i ought to slap the bitch out of you]
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mlol fucking brocuck imagine reading the insane ramblings of a drunk dudebro with equally mentally deficient friends
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mliterally game bro is the least reliable game journalism source next to fucking BUZZFEED
#bubblahedronMedicoma [BM] >
[oh yeah what do you read for hot game reviews then libhead]
#bubblahedronMedicoma [BM] >
[fucking GAMEFAQ?]
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mi write my own or just dont read it LOL
also fuck you GameFAQs are actually legit and has an actual mod team
#bubblahedronMedicoma [BM] >
[aaaaaaahahahahahaaah youre mad youre so mad man]
#bubblahedronMedicoma [BM] >
[dude have you ever read an issue of gamebro their whole thing is that theyre down to town with the readers]
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mshut up you're bald
at least im actually playing sburb instead of leaving a fake review like most of these /b/cucks with unverified reviews
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31m > ATTACHED IMAGE: sburb.jpg
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mignore my choice of residence
#bubblahedronMedicoma [BM] >
[bro why your house a ROCK 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 are you poor or something]
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mimagine not living in a big complex inside a rock
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31minterior's fucking huge
jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
yo I love sburp I watched a letsplay on YouTube hello
jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
WTF are yall chittering about >:Y
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mwhat
> ATTACHED VIDEO: cena.mp4
jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
Are you flriting with me I can't tell
jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
Who IS this guy (in the video)
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mtake it how you will
jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
Oh I'll be 'taking it ' allright ;Y
jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
Up the ASS. THE CHEEKS
jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
are you getting what I am putting down. I'm talking about buttssex bro
jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
RAW N ROUGH. are you prepared. Or are you a wimp
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mlolwut
jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
A WIMP, CLEARLY.
jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
You have officially wasted my time... Bad move bro... BAD MOVE
jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
I know where you LIVE dude... You messed up majory...
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mwhoops teehee started armageddon on accident
\ (edited)jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
What
ragtimeRebhirth [RR] >
Interesting that this got posted about a minute before any of the news reports. Quick to the draw? Very likely.
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31myou'd be surprised
ragtimeRebirth [RR] >
Alternatively, this was a message you rigged to send the moment a large enough seismographic wave was detected (or something similar).
That's what I would do.
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31myou clearly are NOT a normal person and dont think like one who the fuck has time for that
#carbonoDehydroflame [CD]
[Calling it now. OP has telekinetic abilities lol]
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mtelekinetic is moving things with your mind you salad
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31myoud be thinking of psychokinetic or seismokinetic
#carbonoDehydroflame [CD]
[Holy shit youre smart. Are you telekinetic]
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mkys
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31myou clearly are NOT a normal person and dont think like one who the fuck has time for that
ragtimeRebirth [RR] >
It would not take very long. You would just need a seismograph.
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31monce again who does that just for lulz
genuinely who the fuck sets up a seismograph just to go onto 7chan and say "oh just caused the apocalypse" before any reports come out
ragtimeRebirth [RR] >
People who are have something wrong with them (people who frequent /v/)
+ nauseousDream [ND] +
- guess i'll try the fucking video game thread. how's it going, everyone. -
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mid say good but id be lying
+ nauseousDream [ND} +
- wait. hold the fuck on
+ nauseousDream [ND} +
- who the fuck are you?
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31m > ATTACHED IMAGE: sburb.jpg
+ nauseousDream [ND} +
- YOU'RE THE FUCKING METEOR MAN?
+ nauseousDream [ND} +
- HELLO???
+ nauseousDream [ND} +
- holy shit that's like a 2 hour drive
+ nauseousDream [ND} +
- hello? are you there?
+ nauseousDream [ND} +
- ok guess not.
- on my way to fucking Brandon Canada then i guess
[0;33mtetrahedronHeap [TH] >
[0;31mwas about to say "come find out" but guess you got to that conclusion first
jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
yo should we be worried about that or what
(edited)jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
actually nevermind like 300 strangers including myself are already here it's all fresh
ragtimeRebirth [RR] >
Alternatively, this was a message you rigged to send the moment a large enough seismographic wave was detected (or something similar).
That's what I would do.
alwaysMarionette [AM] >
[an image of a seismograph hooked up to an old computer setup. the room is dark.]
Busted.
jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
FAKE! the REAL setup is actually a can placed on a ledge over a huge "POST HOAX" button just WAITING for some earthquake shaky business...
alwaysMarionette [AM] >
always listen to someone that types like donald trump
(edited)jollygoHappenstance [JH] >
Precisely...
(edited)aceMontoya [AM] >
I was checking out the meteor today and look at what I saw. sorry for quality, far away.
[Video attachment: A massive black and red spider walking around the top platform of the meteor. it's recognizable as the same segment where the man on the meteor is spotted.]
ragtimeRebirth [RR] >
what the fuck