Til Death: Reanimated

-- heirApparent [HA] started messaging lavishlyLivingqueen [LL] --

3:39 PM

Hello Katie. How goes it for you on the surface?

heyyyyy bunker boy

3:46 PM

you woke me up so thanks for that you ass

3:46 PM

its certainly fucking bullshit

3:47 PM

if youd come out that stupid bumker youd know everythings gone to shit

3:47 PM

they took my fucking arbys

So what you're saying is that your world has gone to hell while I'm living it up down here?

3:47 PM

There's not even any sunlight up there anymore.

the sun sucked anyway i can do without the sunburns

And no tan?

3:48 PM

And here I thought you hadn't changed.

okay shut up

3:49 PM

WHATEVER dude

3:49 PM

im fine. in fact im doing better than ever

Sure you are.

im doing SO good right now youd be jealous

You haven't tasted a five course meal in weeks, have you?

none of your business

3:50 PM

the fact is that uh. i kinda missed out on the whole world being fucked over thing

3:51 PM

ive been moping in my second mansion for the past week until just yesterday

3:51 PM

DONT ask me about it either you fucking nosy prick

3:51 PM

its frankly none of your business why I didnt go outside for 7 days

Hmm, let me guess.

3:52 PM

Guess 1: You get no bitches.

3:52 PM

Guess 2: You have no life.

guess 1: i can get whoever i want dumbass guess 2: i have more of a life than you do asshole youre living in a hole

3:54 PM

these tits attract idiots like moth to a flame

It's cute how you think your tits attract anyone.

its cute how you think i care what you think

Oh, I know you don't.

3:57 PM

That's why everyone gossips about you.

sure they do barua

1

3:58 PM

and people can have their little jealousies about me all they want. just proves im better than theyll ever be

Sure you are, Thompson.

so the fuck did you actually want dming me

4:00 PM

you want another google images pic of boobies like that one time

Stop lying, you looked them up and told your mom it was me.

Tyler R.M. Barua

Stop lying, you looked them up and told your mom it was me.

(not understanding what this says

// as in katie looked up the image of boobies and when her mom walked in she said it was tyler

Stop lying, you looked them up and told your mom it was me.

@Tyler R.M. Barua (@demeter!!) - jump aw come on its not like she cares anyway

4:06 PM

besides now she thinks you have some rocking knockers

WAIT YOU TOLD HER THEY WERE MINE?

4:06 PM

I thought you just said I was the one who looked them up!!

no LOL i told her you were one of my girlfriends and you were like. asking if they looked good? (edited)

4:07 PM

i cant remember what type of bullshit i made up LOL

Oh. Well why didn't you tell me that, hm?

4:08 PM

I didn't come over for a week I was so embarrassed.

it was funny LOLOL

I truly take all your falls. I'm such a gentleman.

4:10 PM

You take such advantage of me.

not if youre the one that keeps being friends with me LOL

4:10 PM

thats kinda on you

4:11 PM

and you KNOW you like helping me anyways

Why would I like helping such a stuck-up bitch like you?

i dunno thats a question for you to answer

4:13 PM

youve been my friend for how long now??

Ugh. Fourteen years.

thats right babe

4:15 PM

fourteen glorious years ;)

4:16 PM

shoulda dropped me while you had the chance!

Really, you should be thanking me for being your only friend.

i have way more friends than just you

Really?

Yeah.

4:18 PM

Nice lie.

4:18 PM

dont you remember charlotte and stephanie and stacy

4:19 PM

all those times you invited yourself to our sleepovers?

What? Invited myself?

4:20 PM

Your mom said I should come.

oh.

4:20 PM

she did?

4:20 PM

huh.

4:20 PM

never told me about it

Of course she didn't. Your mom is shit.

YOU dont get to say that asshole

Do I really not? It's your words, not mine.

thats my business not yours

I've never actually seen your mother hug you.

great more stuff thats not your damn business

Oh come on, Katie. It's seriously a problem.

4:28 PM

Really, you have enough money to get out of there.

4:28 PM

And if your breasts are so attractive, why don't you just find a guy to move in with?

4:28 PM

Not that I'm offering. I'm good on my own.

not that id TAKE UP that offer dumbass

4:29 PM

and im fine really. I dont care

4:29 PM

im used to it

4:29 PM

and

4:30 PM

she did hug me, sometimes

4:30 PM

drunk on wine and crying about how she hates dad

4:30 PM

you know she cheated on purpose right? she TRIED to get caught

4:31 PM

she hated him that much

4:31 PM

and she couldnt just leave him because she wasnt raised like that

4:31 PM

but he never cared enough to be upset.

4:32 PM

fun right? lol

4:35 PM

lol i got way off topic

Um

dont worry about it

4:37 PM

like i said

4:37 PM

not your business

Katie it wasn't that hard to guess.

4:39 PM

But that was kind of heavy to lay on like rhat.

// not fixing "that"

-- lilithLeeches [LL] started messaging snowyIncense [SI] --

1:52 PM

they're getting stricter with ID at the bar and I think they recognize you so I grabbed you a drink & am waiting on the roof

1:52 PM

that is all.

1:52 PM

-- lilithLeeches [LL] stopped messaging snowyIncense [SI] --

-- heirApparent [HA] started messaging lavishlyLivingqueen [LL] -

10:31 AM

How'd the date go?

// @DreamilyDrifting

kinda boring TBH

Cool, cool.

10:35 AM

Mine wasn't. :)

yeah whatever

10:40 AM

you SUCK btw

You're just mad because YOU wanted to fuck Phoebe.

no, not really

Really?

why would i want to fuck her????

Well, I could've sworn you liked all her DeviantArt posts in eighth grade.

WHAAAAT.

10:43 AM

theres literally no fucking way

THERE IS.

10:43 AM

She showed me the account.

GOD.

10:44 AM

what makes you think I still have a crush on her??? it was EIGHTH GRADE

Oh I was mostly joking. Just announcing that.

okay LOL

10:45 AM

im sure you impressed her with lil three inches down there

You wish it was three inches.

(it's actually 2 inches....

(its only 2 yippee

nah, i know it is

// FUCK YOU

HAHSAHAHSGSGAHAH

(how big is it deme.

// why would i say that

// so it is two (edited)

(it's alright tyler I only got 1

// im NOT fucking saying tyler's dick size

You've never even seen it. How would you know?

why else would you be compensating so hard all the time?

10:51 AM

LOL.

Really fixated on my dick size here, huh?