Til Death: Reanimated

--- heirApparent [HA] began messaging ragtimeRebirth [RR] ---

7:55 PM

HA: How goes life?

RR: life goes swimmingly, how goes your slightly less interesting life?

HA: I'll let that comment slide, I'm sure you need the positivity. HA: I'm doing fine. Things are going well in the bunker out here. HA: It must be hell out there. Truly, I hope you're doing well.

RR: I’m mostly up to my same routine

8:00 PM

RR: though now we’re in the same boat since I can’t see the sun either

HA: Oh? HA: What happened? Can you no longer afford to leave your house?

RR: apocalypse, Earth’s in some other system

HA: Wait what

RR: I’m punking you.

HA: Uh huh.

RR: I’m not really punking you but be more skeptical of what I say

HA: I can tell when you're lying and when you're not, Abott. HA: I'm not as simple-minded as you so to ignore simple speech patterns.

RR: same with your lame ass ones

HA: I don't lie. HA: I find it cruel to obscure things from another.

8:08 PM

HA: Why not put yourself on display? HA: Are you afraid of what the world will think?

RR: I like to see how much I can control what the world thinks

HA: If your only method of control is what the world thinks of you, you must live a pitiful existence.

8:11 PM

HA: I envy you.

RR: you also envy me because of my decadent lifestyle, good looks, etc

8:12 PM

RR: too far?

// didnt respond because i was doing math homework sorry

8:13 PM

// and i just realized i have to get in bed hold on

I read that as doing meth

// yeah that too (edited)

RR: you also envy me because of my decadent lifestyle, good looks, etc

@Elias Abott (@Wicked Wain of the West) - jump HA: You're simple middle class. HA: I find it hard to believe someone of your... Low wealth would be able to achieve such things.

RR: I enjoy the simple luxury of going outside (edited)

HA: You wish you had the luxury of an indoor arboretum.

RR: twice weekly I go out and take a swim in the ocean

HA: The completely non-polluted ocean, that definitely isn't totally black right now.

RR: and then I socialize with people on the beach, physically, to their faces

HA: I don't think I'd like to see what you call socializing. HA: Besides, it's not like I'm the only one down here.

RR: sometimes I forget moles live in groups

-- ragtimeRebirth [RR] stopped being messaged by heirApparent [HA] --

tetrahedronHeap [TH] has begun pestering snowyInsence [SI]

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

8:53 AM

(funny how their tags almost spell both SHIT and THIS

SITH)

hey dude where are you going

SPOOKY CROW

SITH)

//New ship name

// NOOOOO

I left the meteor. I'm up a mountain

// IM A STEEL AND FLINTER A STEEL AND FLINTER

I'm getting the break I deserve

self care. i get it

8:54 AM

just. dont be gone for too long man

8:54 AM

were a bit worried

I'm not coming back

8:55 AM

there's a city south of the mountain

8:55 AM

I'll finally live a normal life again

oh

8:55 AM

have. fun then

8:55 AM

if you want to come back im just a text away dude

snowyInsense [SI] went idle!

HEY HEY WAIT DUDE

8:59 AM

while youre out see if you can find a big fucking temple

8:59 AM

i think its green like my browser since it houses calliope

find it yourself

8:59 AM

I don't want to look for a temple, I don't want to go on a big manhunt

also how the hell did you get out of the barrier

that woman let me leave.

oh

if you want to come find me, or even talk to me. Come to the city south of Mount Logan.

snowyInsence [SI] has blocked TetrahedronHeap [TH]

-- tetrahedronHeap [TH] has hopped onto jollygoHappenstance [JH]'s pad! --

@DreamilyDrifting

dreamself is awake at the meteor a crackhead got in and is claiming im keeping his hope captive

oh jesus WHAT

1:18 PM

no wonder youve been dead so damn long

1:19 PM

he hasnt hurt you or anything right

1:19 PM

do i need to break some heads bro????

how will you get back youre in the middle of the pacific

i have my ways... :Y

1:20 PM

(i dont LOL)

anyway hes threatening to kill me but hasnt done anything besides firebend

1:21 PM

mf can summon angels its fucking weird

WHAT

theyre loud as fuck

// flint talking about michael's weed: theyre loud as fuck

i hate to say it but thats beyond my pay grade

its beyond mine

1:24 PM

yet im fighting this mf litch

1:24 PM

is that how you spell it

1:24 PM

FUCK ITS SPELLED LICH (edited)

have you tried telling him you dont got his hope or whatever?

you think i HAVENT (edited)

IDK MAN

seriously man's convinced that i have his hope

1:26 PM

i asked him what he means and he said the hope of humanity and i explained to him how well off society is and he continues to deny it and continues to say that im the "CAPTOR"

try telling him you destroyed the hope or something lol

i am feeding and housing this mf and hes saying im evil

might work!

do you WANT him to kill me

you never know dude!!!

1:26 PM

and besides its not like you can die

1:27 PM

well not easily

ive come very close

also. got to say. he sounds like a BIT of an asshole...

hes crazy but in a sad way

1:28 PM

i dont want to tell him that his only reason for living right now is gone but i also want him to stop threatening me

maybe like... hug it out?? steven universe that shit

dude hes fucking gross he showered and still looks grimey

okay dont listen to me im just kinda like. "WOAH this is incomprehensibly freakin insane what do i do"

fair

1:33 PM

most of this has been incomprehensibly insane

1:33 PM

but this takes the cake

oh yeah btdubs i need you to tell isaac a couple things for me 1. unblock me 2. some people called about his grandma. i never got the chance to tell him and i dont know if that weirdo is gonna do it for me

alright ill try to tell him in between thrusts

2:29 PM

LOL

jared

3:28 PM

i need you to smack the fuck out of me now

@DreamilyDrifting

got it boss